Dugu Wudi's black face turned purple, and he threw out a stack of bank notes, feeling extremely depressed in his heart; it was hard to imagine that the son of Jun Wuhui, the famous general who directed the country's horses and horses back then, could be such a rascal.
Jun Moxie got up and went out, and then came in again, followed by a few big men, each holding a small jar of wine: "Here, seven jars, how many more bowls can each person fill, as many jars as they can fill! Once the wine is neutralized, it will be fine.
If you are drunk with alcohol, you need to use alcohol first to have an effect.
"Are you kidding me?" Dugu Wudi was furious: "Do you think I haven't tried this method? I've already given them a lot of water, and it's useless at all! Drink as much as you spit!"
"What do you know? The reason why they got drunk is because they secretly drank my unique and secret top-quality wine source. The amount of a glass can be exchanged for a jar of new wine. The strength of the wine can be imagined. Each of them drank at least How can they not be drunk after drinking more than one bowl! This is due to their extraordinary physique and high level of profound energy. The method of hangover method is simply difficult to play a role.
Even if you know how to mix it with wine to make their stomach react and neutralize it, but even after blending, my wine is far beyond the comparison of ordinary wine in the world, so it is naturally difficult to neutralize it! Only the original liquor brewed and blended by me can produce the effect of blending water and milk! In order to play a hangover effect! understand? If you don't have knowledge, you need to have common sense. If you don't have common sense, you must have some knowledge, right? And the general of the empire! "Jun Moxie is merciless.
"Even if what you say is right, then... you can't use the Qitanzi bar? They only have seven people, and at most two jars of wine are enough! Are you trying to blackmail people?" Dugu Wudi really doesn't understand the difference between wine source drunk and ordinary wine The difference between being drunk, so I had to avoid this topic, this is ten thousand taels of silver per pot! The price is sky-high.
"My wine hasn't opened yet, so today it will be opened." Jun Moxie weighed the bank note in his hand with a smile, so it has been sold to you very cheaply, and there may not be such a price in the future! "
Dugu Wudi walked away with a dark face; he really didn't want to stay any longer, he was really afraid that he would lose his temper and beat this kid in front of Mr. Jun... The rogue is home.
"This time, it is said that you provoked that girl from Dugu's family?" Mr. Jun smiled kindly, narrowing his eyes, full of the look of wanting to hug his great-grandson.
"Grandpa, don't make trouble, that barbaric girl, it's too late for me to hide, I'm wondering why their family came up and said that I bullied his daughter... It's obviously his daughter who is bullying me, okay?" Jun Moxie He sighed aggrievedly: "It's really unreasonable!"
"What's so unreasonable? It's very simple, that girl clearly has a crush on you." The old man smiled like an old fox: "If it wasn't for that girl's crush on you, they wouldn't make such a fuss. Dugu Zongheng, that old bastard, he has calculated the ins and outs clearly, he pretends to be stupid every day, hehe, how could the old man fail to see his flamboyant guts?"
"What are you talking about?" Jun Moxie was very surprised, he really didn't understand this matter.
"Dugu Xiaoyi has taken a fancy to you, silly boy. On the one hand, the Dugu family naturally does not want you to be their son-in-law; on the other hand, His Majesty will not allow you to be the son-in-law of the Dugu family. It is not difficult to understand, right?" Jun Zhantian stroked his beard.
"Of course I understand that if the two major military families of the Tianxiang Empire get married, it will be too much of a threat to the royal family." Jun Moxie nodded, seeming to understand.
"You still don't understand!" The old man was a little depressed. How could his grandson be so confused about this kind of thing
"However, the Dugu family has also prepared for the worst. If Dugu Xiaoyi is really looking for death and life but you don't want to marry, they will come here to make a fuss first, and then use an excuse to toss you again; The fight with swords and spears is of course a fake beating to cover up people's ears, is this clear? Let Your Majesty understand that although the Jun family married the most favored daughter of the Dugu family, the two families have completely fallen out."
"At that time, not only will there be no troubles, but His Majesty will personally act as a matchmaker for the two of you in order to prevent our complete internal strife. Don't you understand? Dugu Zongheng sent his grandson to make such a fuss, no matter how it develops in the future, He has made preparations in advance! Now this old thing must be very proud. Hmph!"
The old man was furious: "That old bastard Dugu Zongheng actually took the old man for a fool, but he couldn't think of his intentions, even the old man can see it, let alone Your Majesty? This old guy is so clever No, what a pig! If you don't prepare in advance, you will inevitably be implicated by this old man!"
Jun Moxie erh repeatedly, dumbfounded. I really can't imagine what these old men are groping every day, twisting and twisting, and even myself, a time traveler, can't keep up with their pace of thought...
"Just work harder." Mr. Jun winked at his grandson, and encouraged him fiercely: "You can leave it alone if you marry or not. Let the old man embrace his great-grandson first, which is the most important thing right now."
Jun Moxie was dripping with sweat...
There is also such a thing as a grandfather, and it is difficult for a grandson not to learn to be bad...
"Let's put this aside for now. Anyway, it's Duhu Zongheng who has a headache first. It's nothing to do with our Jun's family. Please let his granddaughter like my grandson!" It's hot right now, the three princes are scrambling to curry favor with you, tsk tsk, you're really awesome."
"It can't be helped, people are handsome, even men want to look at them more." Jun Moxie touched his chin, quite intoxicated.
"It's really handsome. Can my Jun family not be handsome?" Not only did Jun Zhantian not despise Jun Moxie's narcissism, but he was also very intoxicated. "However, whether he is handsome or not has nothing to do with this one in front of him. It only matters to those little girls. You should think about how to deal with these three people; let me tell you, it is not easy to deal with any of these three people. Once they are attached to you You can't even get rid of it. Don't think that you are a little smart, they can still sell you! Understand?"
"Well, I understand. In fact, my plan is..." Jun Moxie didn't want to say it at first, so let the old man make preparations first.
"You don't need to tell me your specific plans; that's your own business, personal behavior, understand? It has nothing to do with our Jun family. As long as you have your own plans, I'm not interested! You know?"
Unexpectedly, the old man didn't let him finish speaking directly, so he simply walked away with his hands behind his back for fear of interrupting him with a wave of his hands.
Jun Moxie is angry about it, if you don't want to know, then don't ask, I'm not going to say it yet. It's good now, I struggled in my heart for a long time and wanted to confide in you, but you have lost the chain... Young Master Jun shook his head and went back to his small yard, seeing the long-lost Fatty Tang waiting for him.
It's really been a long time since the last time we left, Killer Jun was busy treating the wounds of the third master Jun, recuperating after the injury, recovering his body, and accompanying him on business. It has been more than a month since he saw this good friend. If so, I really miss it!
But this longing was gone the moment we met again... A huge meatball kept asking a little loli: "When will he come back?..."
Then he said, "Why hasn't he come back yet?..."
Then said: "Didn't he die outside?..."
The little maid Ke'er received Tang Yuan shyly. She was really afraid of this hideous-looking giant fat man, for fear that he would suddenly fall while spinning. If he hit her, with her small body, she probably It is definitely unbearable, and even being crushed to death on the spot is hard to say...
"Fatty Tang, what are you doing here again?" Jun Moxie held three invitation cards in his hand, and felt like he was holding three bombs. The three brothers didn't discuss it, so they posted posts at the same time. What's the point? When I was having a headache, I was really upset to see this greasy body again.
"Woooo... Third Young Master, you are back; I... you have to give me an idea, brother is dead, I will never see you Third Young Master again..." Tang Yuan snotted his nose and burst into tears: "If you don't give me an idea this time, I will, I will... I will..."
"What are you doing? You're just eating one more meal? Don't live? Hurry up and find a place with good geomantic omen to end it. What's the matter with me!" Jun Moluo sat down on the chair in front of him, tilting his head Looking at him: "Fatty, tell me quickly, don't make those bitter scenes, what happened to you?" Suddenly he slapped his thigh: "You lost your wife again?!"
"Fuck!" Tang Yuan cursed angrily, "Am I that kind of person?"
"Don't say I'm asleep." Jun Moxie was about to get up.
"Don't! Grandpa! You are my dear uncle, boss, you must give me some advice on this matter, or I will really die." Tang Yuan hurriedly stopped him.
"Hurry up and be serious, young master, I'm very busy, and I don't have time to talk to you about mushrooms." Jun Moxie raised his eyes.
"Oh, I can't bear to look back, third young master, the old man is going to send me into the palace, woo..." Tang Yuan cried.
"What? Your grandpa asked you to be a eunuch?! Your grandpa thinks too much, doesn't he?!" Jun Moxie shook his head, sat upright with a swipe, his eyes widened.
"You're just going to be an eunuch!" Tang Yuan said with a surge of anger, "Is there no other position in the palace besides eunuch?"
"Of course there are other positions, but they are not very suitable for you, so this position can barely make do!" Jun Moxie rubbed his chin, shrugging his shoulders with a smile.
"What do you mean? You think I'm only suitable to be a eunuch? You're mad at me!" Tang Yuan was so sad and angry that he wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Then tell yourself, what strengths do you have?! What job can you do!" Jun Moxie ignored Fatty Tang who was in grief and anger, and said with a faint smile!
"I have many strengths, such as..." Fatty Tang made a comparison for a long time, but he couldn't compare it anymore!
"Don't be like, your grandfather asked you to replace Murong Qianjun's official position, right?" Jun Moxie saw that the fat man was so embarrassed, he simply stopped teasing him, squinted at him, and said with a half-smile.
"Yeah, what a fart hit!" Tang Yuan slapped his thigh, and then made a bitter face: "My father didn't know how it worked before, and he said that he had already dredged up the relationship and cleared all the checkpoints. The so-called iron-faced old eunuch Zhu is in charge of the physical examination, which will basically settle the matter. What do you think I should do... "