"So vigorous and resolute? Your father is too good, amazing!" Jun Moxie was taken aback, Fatty's father's methods are indeed very good, as the commander of the guards in the palace, without the real talent, it will definitely not work, but Fatty Dad just got through all the joints in a daze, and let Fatty Tang take up this extraordinary position, it's really amazing!
"Is it serious? It's true if you're distressed. Third Young Master, what my father and grandpa mean is that I first develop from the inside, first master the level of the palace, and hone it in this big dye vat, and then I will Dad will choose the right time to transfer me out, toss and turn, and finally come back, and then he will inherit my father's position by the way. Do you understand?" Tang Yuan's face was filled with bitterness.
"That is to say, to position you as the next Patriarch of the Tang Family?" Nuomoxie's eyes widened. The head of the Tang family, one of the largest families in the Tianxiang Empire! Who will believe it? !
"Well, yes, just a few days ago, an old guy came out of nowhere, saying that he was a good friend of grandpa forty years ago." Tang Yuanqi didn't say anything: "Fucking , There has been no news for forty years, and now we see that our Tang family is prosperous, and we came here to make friends! How can there be such a good friend? Grandpa still believes."
"Stop! What does this have to do with your business?" Jun Moxie's head is as big as a bucket, isn't the fat man's logic jumping too much? ! Where is this going!
"Why doesn't it matter? After this old thing came to Tang's house, after conducting a test of Tang Gun, Tang Bao, and Tang Guo, he was very pleasantly surprised and told my grandfather that the three incompetent goods were all He is an excellent talent for cultivating profound energy. He proposed to accept them as apprentices; and promised to raise them to the level of profound energy within three years. I'm happy. My grandfather only has four grandchildren..." Tang Yuan sighed, "Do you understand now?"
"I still don't understand, but I understand that your Tang family may have three more Dixuan masters in ten years' time, which is a great thing for the Tang family, but you still have nothing to do here, what do you want to say?" ?!" Jun Moxie looked at him blankly.
"Third Young Master, what a clever person you are usually, why are you so stupid today? You, their three older brothers and younger brothers have all left with their master. What about the Tang family business? Someone must inherit it? Isn't it me who is the only one left? Dad and the old man don’t pick up who I pick up? What do you mean by driving ducks to the shelves, isn’t that what it is!”
Tang Yuan was quite speechless: "Let me tell you clearly, San Shao, families like ours, big and small, good and bad, but they all have one thing in common; that is, as long as there is one person who acts as the head of the family, the family business remains undefeated; then In addition, those who have good qualifications and have a future in Yiqi cultivation will be deliberately cultivated to become the patron saint of the family; during this period, it is best to have a famous teacher to guide them! In this way, these people have achieved profound skills, and only then began to be in their own family. Cultivate the next generation, train the dead, cultivate secret power, so that it will be passed on from generation to generation, and gradually it will become a super family that is deeply rooted, and even the royal family dare not easily provoke it, ensuring that the ancestors' incense will burn for generations to come."
"All families are working hard in this direction."
"As for me, I became such an unlucky person inexplicably. From then on, I have been cut off from the wind, flowers, snow and moon, can you understand my pain?" Tang Yuan sighed.
"Understood fart, I think it's true that you are sick!" Jun Moxie scorned unceremoniously: "You are not satisfied with being a high-ranking official, being the head of the family, and making you a glorious life? If it weren't for the three of them They all have the talent for cultivation, so it will be your turn in this life? You are just here to show off, right? Do you know that in the secular world, the right of inheritance of a family, or even a little family property can make brothers turn against each other, fight violently, and destroy the family at every turn? , you got cheap and behaved!"
"I don't want to be an official! I don't even want to be the head of the family! Fuck! How many times do you want me to say it?" Tang Yuan blushed and shouted with a thick neck: "I'm showing off my dick! Not to mention how much responsibility the head of the family has, Just talking about the intrigues and traps in the officialdom, do you really think I am that material? Can I stand up to it? I have no skills at all, and I just want to be free all my life and be a carefree dude! I never wanted to I never want to take any responsibility! I don't have that shoulder, let alone the heart, you understand?" Tang Yuan roared with spittle.
"You don't want to be an official, you don't want to be the head of the family, and you don't want to take responsibility, so what exactly do you want to do?" Jun Moxie frowned.
"Third Young Master, it is understandable to say that others don't understand me, but you still don't understand me? We are confidants, you plan to have a happy life, brother and I are the same, but I am not a woman." Tang Yuan's eyes showed longing: "My brother's favorite in this life is silver and gold; watching the silver and gold rushing from other people's pockets into his own pocket, that feeling is really... so cool."
Jun Moxie looked up to the sky and was speechless for five seconds. Who is this person
"You like stealing jade and stealing incense the most, but what I like most is doing business. Regarding my family business, I just hope to take over the family business, and then open my Tang family's business in every place on the mainland. !" Tang Yuan waved his arms thicker than Jun Moxie's thigh majestically, following his heroic movements, the fat all over his body danced happily.
"It's not difficult, you just have to explain it to the old man." Jun Moxie was very strange.
Don't look at Tang Yuan like that, in Jun Moxie's impression, Fatty is a good hand in business, or this is the only good thing about Fatty! And Mr. Tang has no reason not to agree.
"It's clear..." Tang Yuan wanted to cry without tears, and took off his robe with a bang, revealing a back like a fat pork. Ke'er screamed hastily, turned his head away, his face flushed.
"See, Young Master San, this is the result of explaining to the old man." Tang Yuan gasped, and showed Jun Moxie his back.
"Okay... push hard." Jun Moxie stared dumbfounded at the ten bruises on Fatty Tang's back that were clearly bulging, purple and black.
"Look at this again." There were five or six big footprints on Fatty Tang's belly, and then he put down his clothes, and said angrily, "I won't let you see the buttocks. It's worse than these two places. I almost put my foot down." Poop out."
"What a bullshit!" Jun Moxie couldn't laugh or cry: "It seems that there is no room for change in this matter, so simply stop talking about these useless things, since your father has paved your way to Qingyun, I believe that as long as you It’s not too much nonsense, it’s definitely easy to deal with it, don’t say you don’t know what’s good or bad for the time being; to be honest, even if I’m willing to think of a way for you now, there’s nothing I can think of; all the procedures are for you right now It's just a formality. I advise you, it's better to be your high official honestly, and then succeed the Patriarch."
Young Master Jun is really speechless. For this official position, I don't know how many people have sharpened their heads and tried their best, even abandoning their wives and children and their consciences.
What is this called? !
Is he more evil than himself? Wouldn't that be stealing my job
"I would rather die than die!" Tang Yuan stood up impassionedly, put one hand on his chest, looked out the door with a firm expression, and recited a poem: "I am not in charge of the family, I I don’t want to be an official; my life’s wish is to make a lot of money!”
"Pfft..." Jun Moxie fell to the ground with his chair and his ass, in a panic. I have been a human being for two lifetimes, and I have never seen such a living treasure.
"It's not impossible, because there is still a link that has not been opened, and this link cannot be bought even if my old man spends all his family property." Tang Yuan blinked, and just wrote a poem to express his feelings, and he seemed to feel better: " It's the level of that old eunuch Zhu."
"Old eunuch Zhu?" Jun Moxie said in his mouth, but a thought suddenly popped up in his heart: Fatty Tang is very good at doing business, and his family does not allow him to do business, if he helps him this big favor by himself, then the two of them will work together Business... or greatly omitting the time to accumulate wealth
Thinking about it this way, Jun Mowai looked at Tang Yuan immediately, with a strange and livable look, which made Fatty Tang feel hairy.
"You... why are you looking at me like this? I, I'm not good at that... I'm still a virgin!" Tang Yuan hugged his chest, a little scared.
"Ouch..." Jun Moxie was finally a little proud, and his internal organs were all rolled by his words.
"Well, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you; you just say, the old eunuch Zhu is in charge of that level, right? Let's see if I can think of something!" Jun Moxie rolled his eyes.
The old eunuch Zhu is His Majesty's personal confidant, and has always kept secrets, but Jun Moxie estimated that he should be a master.
Old Eunuch Zhu, whose full name is Zhu Zhuzhu, is a very funny and interesting name, but including big shots like Jun Zhantian and Dugu Wudi, he has always been polite to him. It can be seen from this that this eunuch is an expert who is physically and mentally disabled, absolutely different from ordinary people.
"The old eunuch is in charge of the physical examination. He just strips naked and is tossed and fiddled with by that old thing." Tang Yuan said with a bitter face, "But my brother, although I have gained a little weight, my body is definitely very healthy. There is no disease at all, and I will definitely pass. This is what worries me the most."
Fatty Tang patted his belly, although he was troubled, he was also a little proud, and suddenly leaned over mysteriously: "I heard that Murong Qianjun kept talking about that for a long time when he was having his body checked..." If Murong Qianjun's little boy walks with his legs open in the next half month, he will be in a mess..." Fatty Tang's tone was full of gloating and 99% gossip.
"Are you still in a good mood? You should open your legs soon." Jun Moxie gave him an angry and funny look, it was really hard to imagine how the fat man's head grew.
"Yes, yes, Third Young Master, you have to save me, I don't want to walk with my legs open." Tang Yuan suddenly remembered his situation.
"Health examination... take off your clothes, do you have to check your whole body?" Jun Moxie was thoughtful, and suddenly had an idea in his mind. He stretched out a finger and made a poking gesture: "The back, uh, check it too?"