When Jun Moxie returned home, Tang Yuan had already been waiting for a long time. It turned out that this guy arrived just after Jun Moxie left the house, and he has been waiting until now.
"Tomorrow?" Jun Moxie asked Erlang's legs, squinting his eyes.
"Tomorrow!" Fatty Tang nodded his head, his small eyes shone with anticipation: "Third Young Master, my good brother, I can rely entirely on you, you promised me before."
Fatty is like a good brother, we two are with each other, and he is about to rush over and hug the killer Jun! very excited.
"Fatty, don't be so nasty, don't worry. As long as you do what I tell you, you will be safe." Jun Moxie did not go out of his way to comfort Fatty. These days, Young Master Jun can be said to have settled down. hands and feet.
People have already sent someone to investigate the old eunuch Zhu, and they have investigated everything in every detail. Apart from his profound skills and mysterious origin, this person is famously ruthless and selfless. His subordinates practice favoritism and cheat, and they are the most meticulous in doing things, and they are not sloppy. Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor was extremely reassured no matter what was entrusted to him, but this old eunuch lived up to His Majesty's trust and never made mistakes.
In addition, the old eunuch Zhu may have accumulated a very strange problem over the years due to his physical disability: cleanliness!
Cleanliness itself is not a big problem, many people have it. It's nothing more than a love of cleanliness than ordinary people, and it can't be regarded as a bad habit anyway. But this old eunuch Zhu's obsession with cleanliness has reached a very, very, very, very evil level. Just talking about taking a bath, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, no matter how busy you are, you will always wash twice a day; after each wash, you have to change your whole body from the inside to the outside.
Walking on the road, he was determined not to touch even a tree touched by others. Even His Majesty the Emperor had nothing to do with him. I heard that once His Majesty bestowed a seat, the old eunuch took out a white towel from his sleeve, wiped the chair up and down, and then sat on it with half of his buttocks. . As soon as I sat on it, I left again before my butt was hot, because His Majesty had finished giving orders; His Majesty the Emperor was stunned...
As for his personal belongings, no one wants to touch them, no matter how precious they are, as long as they are touched by others, they will not want them. Of course, anyone who touches them casually will also pay the price. Touching and chopping feet, no matter which part of the body is careless, intentional or not, there is no word one by one!
His Majesty the Emperor's eyes were as bright as a torch, and he made the best use of people, and ordered the old eunuch Zhu to be responsible for the hygiene of the palace. This move gave the old eunuch Zhu great power, but caused the maids and eunuchs in the palace to complain. However, the effect is remarkable. Ever since the old eunuch Zhu was in charge of this area, the cleanliness of the entire Tianxiang Palace is definitely the best in the mainland!
It is not a secret that the old eunuch Zhu has a cleanliness habit. Too many people know this, and many of them have experienced it, so almost everyone is trying to avoid this old guy so as not to offend him. This old pervert's taboo, no matter whether he can be provoked or not, otherwise the consequences will only be in vain to make himself unhappy. Jun Moxie inquired about this without any trouble at all. But Jun Moxie wants to do the opposite this time, destruction is always faster than construction!
In terms of the seriousness and responsibility of the old eunuch Zhu in his work, as long as there is nothing wrong with Tang Yuan's body, he will definitely report it; and all the joints that have been reported to the report, the old man of the Tang family has already opened up, and everything is logical.
Therefore, if the fat man is to be eliminated, he can only play tricks on this old eunuch, and the only one who can break his sense of responsibility is naturally his extremely evil Jie Xie!
"Fatty, tomorrow you will take this medicine an hour earlier before asking old eunuch Zhu to check it. Then, when the time comes, everything will be settled..." Jun Moxie winked. "Then, could it be... This is too disgusting..." Tang Yuan held the life-saving pill, blinked, and hesitated.
"Then I don't care, anyway, I've already given you an idea, you can decide for yourself. Whether you go in to be a kowtower or come out to be happy, choose one yourself, whatever you like." Jun Moxie hummed Twice.
"Don't!" Tang Yuan grabbed the pill in his hand, and the muscles on his fat face twisted: "I'm fucking going to fight it."
"Warrior, face it bravely." Jun Moxie patted him on the shoulder, with a look of deep friendship: "I will bless you, you will succeed. I am behind you, silently supporting you with my spirit.
"It would be best if you could replace me when I was beaten." Tang Yuan said sadly: "After this time, I guess the old man will have to skin me. In order to complete this matter, the family has used many money… "
"I can only say... I really sympathize with you." Jun Moxie let out a long sigh, with seven emotions on his face: "I will go to see you after the limelight of this matter passes. Well, don't forget, before you go, Don't forget one thing, you must not have breakfast."
Tang Yuan nodded solemnly: "I remember."
Fatty Tang left, until he walked a long way, Jun Moxie laughed so hard that he bent over and squatted on the ground before he straightened up...
For messing up this matter, Jun Moxie is quite sure.
But Jun Moxie never expected that Fatty Tang would still make a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very huge oolong incident in this matter, and this oolong incident would directly become a legend in the Xuanxuan Continent. Thousands of people talked about it, never tired of it, and Tang Yuan's name became famous all over the world because of this incident, and he became a "celebrity!"...
After Young Master Jun found out, there was nothing else to say, only sweat, profuse sweat, waterfall sweat...
Tang Yuan rolled out of Jun's house all the way, and ran into Mr. Jun Zhantian returning with his entourage. The two sides walked across each other. Tang Yuan knew that he couldn't hide. Besides, his goal was too big, and there was really nowhere to hide. I had no choice but to hesitate and go forward to worship.
"Fatty, you came to look for my family Mo Xie again, didn't you lose your wife again?" Mr. Jun stared, "What the hell are you planning again? Mo Xie hasn't seen you much recently, but you really have improved a lot!"
Tang Yuan panicked, shouldn't we just be so embarrassing! You are a dignified master of the country, as for talking about it every day, is it difficult for me, a junior? I didn't know how to answer for a while, and stammered: "No, no." He subconsciously hid his hands behind his back.
"Nothing? The old man is a tiger? As for you scared like this?" The old man asked suspiciously: "What is in your hand? Reach out and show the old man."
"No, it's nothing..." Tang Yuan was suddenly tense, shook his head vigorously, stepped back step by step, suddenly tripped over something, and fell to the ground with a plop, all over the place, his fat bouncing all over the place.
Grandpa Jun Zhantian laughed loudly: "You look so frightened, can it be possible that I still rob you of your things because of my status as an old man?" Ignore him, and walk in the door with a long smile.
Tang Yuan stood up in a cold sweat, unsure of his mind, but found that the pill in his hand was missing, and he must have dropped it when he fell down just now. This shock was no small matter, he crawled underground and searched for a long time before he found it again, this scare, startle, panic, broke out in a cold sweat, Tang Yuan was a little confused, he had some memories of Jun Moxie's explanation I don't know, I racked my brains and thought for a long time, and I didn't remember until I walked to the door of my house: Yes, please, please, please don't forget to eat breakfast!
Alas, after knowing this, I didn't even have the mood to eat. But since the third young master said so, there must be his reason. I just had to reluctantly eat breakfast. Thinking this way, coupled with the intense exercise just now, my stomach suddenly growled.
In the early morning of the next day, Tang Yuan ate a round belly, hiccupped, followed his father, and rode staggeringly on the horse that was crushed by him, trekking towards the palace.
Tang Shangshu looked proudly all the way. In order to prevent accidents, he has invited many people to check his son's body in the past few days, and he is sure that there will be no accidents this time. Except that his son is a little fatter, there will be no other problems at all.
So Master Tang Shangshu is full of confidence. What are you afraid of being fat? As the saying goes, if a gentleman is not serious, he is not powerful! Tang Shangshu looked at his son who was struggling with the pressure of a good horse. For the first time, he felt that his son's fat body was quite pleasing to the eye, so happy!
They each had their own thoughts on the way, and came to the palace. While waiting, Fatty Tang took a chance and swallowed the medicine Jun Moxie gave him. Feeling that his throat was a little dry, he grabbed a ladle and poured it down. I felt a lot more comfortable after half stomach cold water.
A total of nine people participated in the selection this time, four of them were nominated by the major families, and the other five were recommended by hundreds of officials. Wanting to break through the joints among so many strong opponents, Tang Shangshu can be said to have spent a lot of money for his son's future this time!
But he didn't know that his son was having a headache about this matter, and he had already agreed with his buddy Jun Moxie to sabotage his plan. If the plan of those two people succeeds, Tang Shangshu will lose everything this time... Now it seems that it is no longer "if", Tang Shangshu is destined to lose everything this time...
The old eunuch Zhu’s identification method is still very scientific. Enter from this side, go out from there and go home directly, and never meet people who have not been tested, so as one person enters, the rest of the people are getting more and more nervous.
I heard that even though Murong Qianjun passed the exam last time, he has been walking around for more than a month since then... Everyone knows this.
What kind of inspection will make Murong Qianjun walk away? The more people thought about it, the more crooked they became, and the more they thought about it, the more they trembled, and suddenly they felt a sense of sadness.
If he was played by an eunuch, and was almost disabled, then he must not leave a psychological shadow! If it gets out, it will be a huge scandal...