Seeing that it would be Tang Yuan's turn in two more people, Fatty Tang became nervous, turned his fat and short neck to look around, but he was looking at Tang Shangshu who was sitting on the grand teacher's chair!
Tang Shangshu knew that his son was unwilling, so he kept an eye on him the whole time this time, for fear that he would run away halfway. Seeing him looking around now, do you know what he is thinking? He shouted in a low voice: "You boy, be more honest!"
Fatty Tang shrank his neck, muttered something, and had no choice but to turn around. At this moment, I suddenly felt a stir in my stomach, and there was a gurgling sound, my face turned pale, and I turned my head again, shouting: "I want to..."
"You want to be a fart!" Tang Shangshu was furious, and his eyes widened: "If you fail this time, the old man will break your leg when you go home! If you say one more nonsense now, the old man will break you immediately legs!"
Tang Yuan's face turned pale, and he sat down clutching his stomach, and gradually the feeling disappeared, so he was a little relieved.
I couldn't help but cry in my heart, didn't Jun Moxie say that the medicine Jun Moxie gave was just to stimulate... Qi? Why does something seem wrong now? How did he know that what Jun Moxie said at the beginning was, 'Don't eat breakfast! "But Fatty Tang pursued by accident, "Don't forget to eat breakfast!" "This is basically two extremes, completely twisted...
In addition, the large ladle of cold water he drank just now neutralized the effect of the pill, making it even more powerful!
In terms of the results of today's comparison, it may be the same goal by different routes, but the process is...
There was a whisper next to him, but it was a young man from the Meng family and a candidate from the Song family who were talking: "Brother Song, do you know. Then Zhu... the boss, how did you check?"
"I, I, I don't know. But I heard that after the examination, it will definitely be miserable..." The boy surnamed Song whispered a little nervously.
"What's the matter?" Tang Yuan raised his voice and said, "Isn't it because Murong Qianjun has been out of character for a few months after the inspection. What's the matter? You will definitely be able to resist!" When he said this, the two teenagers were shocked immediately. His face turned pale.
Tang Shangshu looked over fiercely and interrupted Tang Yuan's nonsensical talk, but he was complacent in his heart. It seems that my son has enlightened and learned to beat opponents. My painstaking efforts are not in vain.
Tang Yuan sat on the chair and waited with peace of mind. As soon as he stopped talking, he suddenly felt a reaction in his stomach, and suddenly turned left and right. There seemed to be maggots growing under his buttocks, and his face became even weirder. I can't hold it any longer; I can't stop cursing Jun Moxie in my heart, I've given laxatives to me, and he even said it's gas...
Just as he was about to run desperately to solve it, a voice came from inside: "Next, Tang Yuan."
With a cry, Tang Yuan's fat face turned green, and he huddled on the chair without moving.
Tang Shangshu was secretly refreshed, and suddenly saw the fat man coming out again, he couldn't help but jumped up without a beat, and shouted: "Evil! Your name is called, and I won't let the old man in!" Fly up With one kick, he kicked Tang Yuan's fat buttocks. Tang Yuan screamed strangely, and fell into it dancing...
As soon as Tang Yuan entered, he was led by a young eunuch through a long corridor to a small house. As soon as he entered, he felt cool, and the thick curtains cut off the autumn sun, Tang Yuan suddenly felt cold all over. Especially the old eunuch opposite, his face was as white as snow, his white robe was even more spotless, even his socks were white, his eyebrows were even whiter, there was no second color all over his body!
Tang Yuan suddenly thought of the legendary ecstasy messenger, trembling all over, and miraculously felt that the pain in his stomach was not so uncomfortable...
"Tang Wanli's grandson? Take it off." The old eunuch Zhu had a strange name, Zhu Zhuzhu. Looking at the fat man, without the slightest emotion, he pointed to a white cloth on the ground in front of him with his spotless right hand: "Take off your clothes and stand on it."
If there was a beautiful woman in front of him, Fatty Tang would take off his clothes faster than anyone else. But the problem now is that the person in front of her is not a beauty, not only is she not a beauty, she is not even a man! But a eunuch who is neither male nor female...
Fatty Tang directly had some psychological barriers and refused to take it off.
The old man Zhu raised his white eyebrows, raised his eyelids slightly, and snorted heavily: "Huh?!" He sat cross-legged on the chair without moving, but immediately there was a surge of overwhelming pressure, and all of a sudden Fatty Tang fell into a trance. ice cave.
"Eunuch, uh, can you... please... turn around first?" Fatty Tang twitched his brows and clutched his belt with both hands.
"Take off!" Old Eunuch Zhu rolled his eyelids coldly, and said without doubt, he really cherishes words like gold!
"Hurry up!" He was not at all polite to the eldest son of the Minister of the Household Department.
"Oh." The fat man trembled all over. My stomach began to turn upside down again, and as soon as I untied my belt, I turned around with a bitter face: "Elder-in-law, can I go first..." Now Tang Yuan has given up, let's go along with the past, I am about to lose my pants...
"Huh!" Old eunuch Zhu seemed to dislike talking extremely, his eyes flashed fiercely, and he slowly stretched out his fingers. Suddenly, a blue light flashed on his fingers, and there were a few chi chis. The robe fluttered like a butterfly, revealing a cumbersome body of fat in an instant, and the huge belly almost rested on his knees.
Fatty Tang screamed strangely, and wanted to cover his lower body with his hands, but he slapped it directly on his belly. It wasn't that the fat man had short hands, but his belly was too big, covering his target tightly.
Zhu Zhuzhu stood up with his hands behind his back, with a cold face, and walked off the seat with his hands behind his back. His snow-white figure floated around and circled Fatty Tang's naked body, and his sharp eyes had already exposed Fatty Tang's naked body. All parts were inspected.
"Raise your left hand and expose your armpits!" Zhu Zhuzhu ordered coldly, and Fatty Tang hurriedly followed suit. Although it was autumn now, the temperature in this room was still quite high, even though he was naked, he didn't feel cold. But as the old eunuch Zhu approached, Fatty felt a chill from the bottom of his heart, it was a bone-chilling chill, and even his stomach that was rumbling before was forcibly suppressed by the chill at this moment.
Standing three feet away, Zhu Zhuzhu kept ordering: "Raise your right hand!"
"Use your hands, pick up your belly and expose the bottom!"
"Put it down, spread your legs, and strike a fork!"
"..."
I don't know if I have gradually gotten used to the coercion of the old eunuch. The depressing effect of the chill gradually lost its effect. Tang Yuan's complexion became more and more sallow, beads of soybean-sized sweat dripped down his cheeks, and he couldn't hold back his trembling.
Zhu Zhuzhu, dressed in white, nodded and nodded with no expression on her face. She took two steps closer and said coldly, "Bend down and stick your ass up!"
It's coming, it's finally here! Tang Yuan wailed in his heart: I don't want to walk outside... this old pervert! Unexpectedly, this young master still cannot escape his clutches...
"Hurry up!" Zhu Zhuzhu urged coldly with his hands behind his back.
Tang Yuan hesitantly bent down slowly, but he couldn't control himself any more, and almost rushed out. He also knew that if there was a real torrent, it would be a big deal, so he hurriedly stood up straight again, reluctantly Hold back. If you try several times in a row, you can't bend anymore, and if you bend again, you really can't help it.
The old eunuch Zhu was furious, thinking that the fat man was playing tricks on purpose, so he floated up, stepped on his fat neck, pressed hard, and Tang Yuan suddenly bent over ninety degrees. Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zhuzhu supported his hips with two wooden sticks left and right, parted, then leaned slightly, frowned, and moved closer, with his eyes together, Dingqing looked...
At this moment, Tang Yuan finally couldn't stand it anymore, his body contracted for a while, and he let out a cry of pain in his throat, only to hear a "poof...", the tragedy happened suddenly...
A golden object surged out from the gap between the plump August 15th of the fat man... At this time, Mrs. Zhu was very close at hand, and I never thought in my life that such a thing would happen to me. It's too late to dodge...
Outside, Tang Shangshu was sitting peacefully, what status he was, his own servant brought good tea as a tribute from the Forbidden Palace, and he sipped it slowly, while blowing the tea powder on the water, while waiting for the news of his son with confidence.
He knew that although all the teenagers who came here would be recuperated by the old eunuch Zhu, they must pass the physical examination. What really needs to be fought is nothing more than the financial and material resources of each family and the relationship between the inner court. And these, I believe no one can beat him as the Minister of the Ministry of household affairs!
Next to him were several officials who were also sending their nephews for inspection, greeting him uncomfortably and smiling dryly. Anyone can see that the Tang family is determined to win the position of the commander of the inner court guards of the Forbidden Palace, and most of the younger generations of the family have run away with them this time.
Tang Shangshu snorted softly, just these people, also want to fight with me Tang? Hehehe, how ridiculous!
at this time
Suddenly, there was a violent roar in the inner room! That roar was full of pain that would make life worse than death. Extreme remorse, extreme hatred! It was as if the persistence of a lifetime had completely turned into nothingness in an instant, the miserable pain! It screamed like a heart-piercing lung!
It was the voice of old eunuch Zhu.
It was also a voice that was furious to the extreme: "Get out! Unqualified!" The four words, like four thunderclaps, exploded in the sky above Tianxiang City, and no less than ten thousand people heard it at the same time. Everyone who heard it, You can hear the extreme resentment in this voice!
Even Jun Moxie, who was far away in Jun's house, also heard this sharp and special voice, and immediately smiled so blindly, he proudly picked up the teapot, took a sip from the teapot spout, slapped his thigh, got up and turned around Half a circle: "Fatty Tang! I didn't expect you to actually make it. You really deserve to be my future partner, Jun Moxie. Praise! That's right. When did we make mistakes!"
After a pause, he finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "I really want to see how exciting that old eunuch's face is now?" Young Master Jun still doesn't know how exciting the face of the old eunuch Zhu is now. , and more than a million times more than what he thinks now...