Ke'er was terrified by his young master, and said timidly: "Master, are you alright..." Master Xindao finally corrected his evil ways for several months, why did he have such a strange expression today? It's quite obscene and obscene, but don't turn back into the old dandy and prodigal son...
in the palace.
Immediately after that roar, with a "bang", a huge naked body, shaking all the fat in vain, suddenly flew out of it like a meteor, and directly hit the last hard wall into a big hole in the shape of a human being. With a "snap", something like a mass of rotten meat fell heavily to the ground.
At the same time, an unspeakable stench filled the air in an instant...
Tang Yuan, Tang Fatty!
It's just that at this moment, he is completely unconscious, with blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, his eyes are closed tightly, and his naked body is lying on the ground, with a yellow spot on his crotch...
On the originally round buttocks, there was a deep palm print on it, which was ferociously purple-blue, the edge of the palm print was swollen, and the inside was bruised, purple and black—bones might be broken. Maybe it would take a lot of effort to break the bone in that part...
Everyone present was as if struck by lightning, their eyebrows and eyes were jumping wildly, they really couldn't imagine what this fat man had done, how could it cause the always cold as snow, lonely and arrogant Mrs. Zhu to be so furious!
It's really miserable, it's too pitiful, to be beaten like this, even the reincarnation of the five grains was beaten out...
In the palace, Zhu Zhuzhu's face was full of despair, and his whole body was trembling like chaff. His previous demeanor, cold, calm, and proud, all disappeared...
Mrs. Zhu's face is full of yellow and yellow things, even covering his eyes, snow-white hair and eyebrows, snow-white robe, snow-white... In short, there are some yellow and yellow spots on many key parts... The most terrifying thing is to vomit first. ... in the mouth...
Under Jun Moxie's design, and with Tang Yuan's erroneous cooperation, the timing of Mr. Zhu's selection was just too coincidental... Just when he broke it off with a wooden stick... Tang Yuan endured for a long time, and finally Couldn't help it, the waterfall flew down three thousand feet like a torrent, and sprayed straight to... uh...
The correct way to say it should be that the Yellow River flooded and broke its embankment...
Tang Shangshu is angry!
Anyone who saw their son was beaten from a fat person to a pile of tattered flesh would be furious!
Why? Isn't my son just a little bit fatter? Even if your old eunuch Zhu controls the power of life and death in this level, at most you can just say that you are unqualified and you are done. As for beating people like this? This is too much! It seems that the fat man only has his last breath as thin as a gossamer...
It is said that Fatty Tang was able to save his life in such an accident, it is really the blessing of his ancestors! Jun Moxie originally just wanted him to fart at a critical moment, but this girl tampered with the doctor's order without authorization, and even worsened his overeating, which led to a Yellow River breach. The old eunuch Zhu, who is so particular about cleanliness, suffered this innocent disaster today. If he was not killed on the spot, he would have given the emperor a lot of face, er, Tang Shang.
"Zhu Zhuzhu! What do you mean!? Give this old man an explanation!" Tang Shangshu shouted loudly, trembling with heartache, seeing his son's miserable state, wishing to smash Zhu Zhuzhu's corpse into thousands of pieces!
After a long, long time, a gloomy voice full of violence shouted coldly: "Tang Qianyu, if this old man hadn't looked at Tang Wanli's face today, neither of your father and son would be able to get out alive. Now, Lift up that bastard son of yours, and immediately disappear from the sight of this old man! Don’t wait for this old man to change his mind and leave your father and son here... "
"Everyone outside, get the hell out of here!" In the end, there was a loud roar of thunder, followed by a heart-pounding sound of vomiting. It could be heard that Master Zhu's vomiting was particularly severe now. I don't know why. What
I heard that Mrs. Zhu is so particular about cleanliness. Could it be that he was belched by the yellow and white thing that the fat man stepped on
Everyone outside looked at each other and guessed, and then fled... The smell here is so... so right!
As for Tang Shangshu, although he was angry, he really didn't dare to speak back again. It's serious for a hero not to suffer the immediate loss, and to take his son to treat the injury as soon as possible!
It was already the next day when Shangshu Tang understood the truth; Mr. Tang Wanli went to the palace to ask Zhu Zhuzhu to seek justice for his grandson. Thinking about it, he felt aggrieved. We and the old eunuch Zhu have been together for decades Old friend, you didn't say that you just raised your hand and let my grandson go, but you beat him like this? It is really intolerable or intolerable!
The final result of seeking justice was that Mr. Tang had a thorough understanding of what is "tolerable and unbearable", and he came back disgraced, furious, and insisted on enforcing Fatty Tang's family law.
All the women of the Tang family, Mrs. Tang, and Fatty Tang's mother and others all knelt on the ground. After exhausting all their efforts, Mr. Tang finally failed to kill his relatives righteously. Speaking of which, Fatty was indeed injured this time. Seriously, in addition to the serious external injuries, there are also serious internal injuries. If he is really baptized by the family law, maybe he will really confess it!
However, the sequelae are still serious. Mr. Tang and Shangshu Tang are both anxious and heartbroken. After all, for this matter, the Tang family almost spared no expense in spending money and favors. Finally, all the joints were opened up. As long as Old Eunuch Zhu passes this level, the family will prepare a banquet to celebrate.
But at this extremely critical moment, Fatty Tang came up with a surge, the Yellow River flooded, and this time it was not just an adjective, but it was really thin, and it directly hit Zhu, who was always obsessed with cleanliness. The old eunuch's face and body... er, a mouth!
Not to mention the old eunuch Zhu who is obsessed with cleanliness, no one can stand it!
Mr. Tang and Tang Shangshu were both lying on the bed angrily by Tang Yuan's earth-shattering actions. The old man lay on the bed with dull eyes, repeating in his mouth: I always heard about "diarrhea at critical times" before, and always thought it was just a joke. Cursing words, now the old man finally knows that such weird and evil things really exist, evil and rare does not mean that they will not happen...
Fatty Tang just recovered his sanity and was still seriously injured, so he was kicked out of the house by Mr. Tang in a rage! "From now on, you are no longer my grandson, Tang Wanli! You are no longer the Tang family! Disappear from my eyes immediately, permanently!"
Things are big enough!
The fat man was still very loyal, and under such circumstances, he still didn't choose to betray Jun Moxie. After wailing twice, he was escorted by a group of female soldiers, and came to Jun's house in a mighty way.
This is the only place that Fatty Tang can go to now, and it is also the place that Grandma Tang designated for her grandson. There are three reasons: First, Tang Yuan and Jun Moxie are best friends. If you don't go to him at this time, who should you go to? Second, the fat man has injuries, and the injuries are serious, he finally has a companion with Jun Moxie, anyway, Jun Moxie is also a recognized waste, right? Third, the two families are not far apart, and the Detachment of Women can come to visit them at any time.
When leaving Tang's house, Tang Yuan issued two orders: first, take away a large cabinet in my room; second, beat the guy who did my laundry to death with a stick.
The first point is easy to understand. In the big cabinet is Tang Yuan’s private money over the years, which is a lot of money. Naturally, I have to take it with me. I may have to rely on it in the future. As for the laundryman, Tang Yuan is ruthless. It's time for him: that's a talented person, and he's also a well-known talented person at the Golden Autumn Talent Fair! It was purely Tang Yuan who deliberately abused this hypocrite talent and then took him to wash his clothes. He hated Tang Yuan to the bone.
Now that Tang Yuan is expelled from the house, this guy is free in a disguised form. With the black belly of this talented man, if he sneaks out to find a master to fight against Tang Yuan, well, it seems that the big talent can do this kind of thing completely. come out.
And Tang Yuan naturally doesn't want such a time bomb to exist, anyway, he doesn't know when he will come back, so kill it early to save worry...
In Fatty Tang's current half-conscious state, after being scolded bloody by his grandfather and father, he can still think of this, it is really not easy.
When he arrived at the Jun's house, Jun Zhantian was laughing arrogantly in his grandson's small yard - of course he was the first to hear about such a fun thing, given his lofty status as Mr. Jun.
Tang Wanli's grandson actually directly pulled a pile of shit into the mouth of Zhu Zhuzhu, a master in the Forbidden Palace... After getting such a breaking news, after being verified, Mr. Jun laughed all the way home, and when he came back, he said, Mo Xie froze there in a daze like a chicken struck by lightning.
Oh my god, my god, fat man, you really dare to deal with such a fiery script. According to the analysis of the data collected by Killer Jun from various aspects, it seems that the old eunuch Zhu is at least a master of Tianxuan. The real strength is not even under Grandpa Jun Zhantian, what kind of character is that!
Seeing that the grandson didn't want to laugh at all when he heard such a violent joke, but instead stayed silent in a daze, the old man was puzzled, so he asked a question.
Jun Moxie held his head, and he seemed to be crying and laughing and said: "This idea, it seems that maybe it should be or that I came up with it..." Jun Zhantian and Jun Wuyi choked neatly, looked at Jun Moxie was dumbfounded.
Although several uncertain modal particles were added before, this message is even more violent. If the old eunuch Zhu knows that this is not an accident, but man-made, then...
Both Jun Zhantian and his son are sweating together...
"My original intention was just to let him fart casually when the old eunuch Zhu inspected... his ass... so I gave him a gas-inducing medicine..." Jun Moxie looked at his grandfather and himself innocently uncle. "Fatty Tang doesn't want to be an official, so... who would have thought that something that was easy to deal with would be transformed into what it is now by the hands of Fatty, what a twist of fate!"
The two of them were dumbfounded, they never thought that there was a reason for such a super oolong; and the root cause was Jun Moxie! Don't let others know about this, otherwise the consequences will be very serious!