Jun Zhantian and Jun Wuyi don't know yet, the matter of Fatty Tang is just a pediatric case, not only the root of this matter is Jun Moxie, but all the things that have happened in the capital in recent months, including Li Taishi Fugong dantian was blown up, and some national teacher and grand master came to visit, which led to Tianxiang City, which was rarely seen in the past, with gold and jade xuans, and now there are so many mysterious places like dogs. , the root cause of it all lies in the kid who is smiling innocently in front of him.
"This matter ends here, and we must not let it out!" After all, Mr. Jun is very scheming: "That old man Tang Wanli is probably half-crazy by now, with green eyes trying to find someone bad luck... You can rot in your stomach about this matter, as long as Tang Wanli If the fat man Yuan didn’t say anything, you just pretend it didn’t happen.”
Speaking of this, Jun Zhantian sighed, and said: "Fortunately, it is Tang Wanli's grandson, if it is someone else's grandson, I am afraid that Zhu Zhuzhu will be bombarded to death on the spot.
It's really a blessing, Mo Xie, it's really dangerous for you to make this happen, if someone finds out, let alone Old Eunuch Zhu is determined to let it go, even Old Man Tang may not be willing to finish the calculation. "
"How do you say this? Is Tang Wanli's grandson special? Although the fat man and I have been messing around this time, it's just juniors messing around. It can't be so serious. Could it be that there is something hidden in it." Jun Moxie really Some people don't understand, although the old eunuch Zhu is a master of Tianxuan and has an extraordinary status in the palace, it shouldn't be like this.
"Then Zhu Zhuzhu is more than just an ordinary eunuch, Mo Xie, I know you have improved a lot recently, but you still have to be more cautious in your actions in the future, and be careful when sailing for thousands of years!" Mr. Jun said earnestly.
"Grandpa, Mo Xie also knows that the old eunuch Zhu is a master of Tianxuan, but he has always been an eunuch, you will never tell me that he was originally a great general!" Young Master Jun said disdainfully.
Killer Jun looks down on those who are willing to self-mutilate their bodies and enter the palace as slaves from the bottom of their hearts!
"Mo Xie, this is really your fault. How do you know that Zhu Yaozhu was more than a general back then. His position in our Tianxiang Empire army is only below the old man and Dugu Laoer, and the rest are at most three or two It can be compared to it! It’s just good luck tricking people..." The old man sighed sincerely!
"Ah?! Could it be..." At this time Jun Wuyi interjected: "Father, you said that old eunuch Zhu, could it be that he was General Zhu Conglong Zhu who was as famous as you and old man Dugu Zongheng back then? But it is said that he died in battle ?"
Mr. Jun shook his head: "The secret is that no one knows about it except His Majesty, this old man, and Tang Wanli. When His Majesty was still the crown prince, he and Zhu Conglong led the army to the Central Route Army, and this old man was on the right." The Army of the Route, Dugu Zongheng was the Army of the Left. At that time, Tianxiang was just a small country in its infancy. After that battle, the Army of the Central Route was accidentally ambushed, and we had no time to rescue them. The entire army was almost wiped out. The prince, together with The two generals, Tang Wanli and Zhu Conglong, were captured together, and the enemy army was determined to humiliate the prince and break our army's morale. At that time, Zhu Conglong described Yingwei as the prince, and was imprisoned in the rotting corpse stream."
"Rotting Corpse Creek?" Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie looked at each other, knowing it clearly. Just thinking about it from the name, one can imagine what is there!
"My husband rushed to rescue the enemy hundreds of miles in the starry night, trying to rescue the prince, and fought to the death with the enemy. At the last moment, they brought out Zhu Conglong to threaten me. At that time, Zhu Conglong was already inhuman. The rotting corpse stream was full of poisonous insects, snakes, and rats. When he entered, he had already suffered serious injuries, and his profound energy had been sealed... There were no less than a thousand wounds on his body bitten by thousands of poisonous insects; even his crotch was in a mess... Poor general ..." Mr. Jun sighed wistfully.
I see! No wonder such a master would be a eunuch! No wonder he has such a serious cleanliness...
Jun Moxie finally understood, no wonder the old eunuch Zhu was so favored in the palace, if it wasn't for him, the one who endured all this back then would have been the current Emperor, he couldn't help but regret that he insulted this respectable general with rash words …
This is another cuteness of Killer Jun. If you admit your mistakes, it’s not bad. Of course, if you just admit your mistakes in your heart, your mouth is still a dead duck’s mouth—absolutely hard!
"At the end of the war, our side counterattacked and won a complete victory, but Zhu Conglong was completely disillusioned, and he was injured and sick. His appearance was haggard, and he was no longer what he used to be. He was ashamed, and he no longer had the courage to live. For several days in a row, he refused medical treatment, did not drink or eat, and walked on the road to hell; Tang Wanli was with him at the time and said, "You saved my life. If you die, I will die." So Accompanying him on the hunger strike, Zhu Conglong remained indifferent for the first three days and was already dying. Tang Wanli mutilated himself with a knife in front of him, cut off his own flesh piece by piece, and said, if you are still like this, then I will stand in front of you , cut myself into a white skeleton, lest I feel more uncomfortable seeing you die first... "
Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie looked at each other, their hearts were full of horror, thinking of the tragic atmosphere at that time, they couldn't help but feel their soul throbbing, and thinking of the high righteousness between the old people, they were even more fascinated.
"Until Tang Wanli cut himself thirty-three times and cut off thirty-three pieces of his own flesh and blood, Zhu Conglong burst into tears and began to eat and drink from then on, but Tang Wanli fell down, and his injuries were much more serious than Zhu Conglong's."
Jun Zhantian sighed: "The war is over, the crown prince ascended the throne, Tang Wanli was conferred the title, but Zhu Conglong refused to be conferred, so he voluntarily entered the palace and changed his name to Zhu Zhuzhu to protect His Majesty's safety. Until now, there are one more army in the army." There is a General Zhu Conglong who died for the country, and there is also a Chief Executive Zhu Zhuzhu in the palace!"
"To this day, the descendants of the Zhu family don't know that Zhu Zhuzhu is Zhu Conglong. His appearance has really changed...too big..."
After the secret was finished, the room fell silent. The iron-blooded friendship between the heroes of the predecessors, after many years, is slowly spoken from Mr. Jun's mouth, and it is still so breathtaking!
No wonder the old man said that if it wasn't for Tang Wanli's grandson, he would have been bombarded to death long ago. I see! No wonder.
As soon as the old man said this, someone came to report: Tang Yuan, who was seriously injured and half dead, was carried by all the women's soldiers in the Tang Mansion to the gate of Jun's house, and was begging to see Mrs. Jun...
Mr. Jun's scalp exploded: Could it be that his grandson made a fool of himself? People came to the door!
Coming out with a feeling of apprehension, I found out that Tang Yuan had already been evicted from the house, but the grandma, mother Nana, and the seven aunts and eight aunts were worried, so after discussing with everyone and at the request of Fatty Tang himself, a unanimous decision was made. Stay at your house temporarily...
The female relatives were originally afraid that Mr. Jun would not accept Fatty. After all, Fatty's reputation is there. With Mr. Jun's character, it is reasonable to refuse. Unexpectedly, Mr. Jun nodded generously and agreed, and sent Fatty with him. The accompanying maid sent him to Jun Moxie's small courtyard to settle down, and with a guilty conscience, he said a few words of thanks to the ladies of the Tang family, and hurried away.
Cough, it's because of my grandson's bad idea that I made it like this!
"Third Young Master... You made such a mess, you killed me." Seeing that there was no one around him, Tang Yuan lay on the bed with a mournful face, and tried his best to raise his head to speak. His butt was almost pierced by Zhu Zhuzhu's palm. It is estimated that in the next few months, this guy will have to lie on his stomach.
"You, you, you, you said that it is a gas-inducing, I am stupid! It is a gas-inducing, it is just..." Tang Yuan was full of anger, gritted his teeth and looked grim: "That is a laxative! I felt something was wrong, and I tried to restrain myself, and then the old eunuch used a wooden stick to make my asshole, fuck! Brother, I can’t control it anymore, so I just, just, squirted... "
"Stop talking!" Jun Moxie wanted to vomit, wanting to vomit blood: "How could it be a laxative? How could the medicine I made myself be wrong? How could it be like this!"
"I ate as you said in the morning and went to the palace. I took the medicine before meeting the old eunuch Zhu. Oh, it's really exciting..." Then..." Tang Yuan raised his head hard, accusing Jun Moxie of crying condemnation.
"What?!" Jun Moxie finally knew where the problem was, "Have you eaten this morning? Didn't I make it clear yesterday that I told you not to eat breakfast? Why are you still eating? Less You can die after eating one meal?! That is a gas-inducing medicine, which is more laxative than a laxative. Once there is something in the stomach, is it still good?"
"Ah?!" Tang Yuan was stunned, and after his reminder, he immediately remembered, and immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet: "It turns out that I made it upside down..."
"Okay, now your wish has been fulfilled, the most original purpose has been achieved, isn't it just being beaten? As for this?" Jun Moxie despises: "According to my original design, you should also It's a bit of a hit, but it's not so miserable, but now you have pulled people's face, body, and mouth... vomit..." Jun Moxie retched: "It's not bad that I didn't beat you to death."
"No, it didn't scare me to death at that time, you don't know, that old eunuch is actually a master of Tianxuan, with a sky-blue lightsaber, using Qi to control the sword, easily stripped my clothes off, but didn't hurt a bit of flesh , I couldn't hold back at that time, I thought it was over, it must be no good, and it turned out like this, but the old eunuch should have been merciful at the time, I heard that it was because I had some friendship with my grandfather, and I changed someone else. I'm dead!"
Fatty Tang actually got a little complacent while talking, and he said heartlessly: "Grandpa has finally spoken and kicked me out of the house. Fortunately, I have prepared for it. Although the private money I have accumulated over the years is not special There are many, but definitely not too little, this is called being prepared." Suddenly he said nervously: "Third Young Master, if you want to gamble, you are not allowed to steal my money. Today is not the same as in the past, brother only has this little wealth."
Jun Moxie was stunned, where did all this go, dare this guy have no reaction to being expelled from the house
Fatty Tang winked: "Third Young Master, what's wrong with you, you are not ignorant, brother, I have been expelled three times, why are you so surprised? You have to put on a show for outsiders..."
Jun Moxie stared at him dumbfounded, finally unable to support his head, his head fell on the coffee table in a free fall motion and bounced twice!