"Your family is all the vomit of my son! The vomit of my life!" Jun Moxie said with difficulty, and suddenly yelled: "Fatty Tang, I took you in righteously today, if you can't give me a business Empire, I took out all the fat from your body and lit the sky lanterns! Remember what I said today!"
"I was born to do this." Tang Yuan raised his fat neck hard, and said very proudly: "Tell me your plan first, see if there is anything I can improve, and then I will give you some pointers Give advice, and then watch this young master flex his muscles, how to receive all the gold and silver in the world into your arms!
"It's in your arms!" Jun Moxie corrected a sentence: "You have to be responsible for making money for me, and you are also responsible for spending money for me! Otherwise, the money you make is useless? If you can't use it to the right place, even It’s useless to pile up a mountain of gold!”
As he said, he took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket, "I don't have time to tell you, this is the plan I wrote, look, I don't understand these things very well, you claim to be an expert, you need to give more advice, in the future Let's do this." As he spoke, he patted Tang Yuan's injured key part, and walked out amidst Tang Fatty's screams and curses like a slaughtered pig.
Tang Yuan muttered disdainfully: "I've been in business all my life, and you're the only one who wrote me a business plan? It's so funny! I'll revise it and teach you after I sleep first." Eyes rolled Shut up, he casually stuffed Jun Moqi's few pieces of paper under the pillow, and fell into a deep sleep.
It's not that Jun Moxie doesn't want to see the fat man, but that Mr. Jun is really busy, very busy, very busy. For the past two days, whether he's walking or sleeping, he's been studying some weird yin and yang escape method—that he can escape at any time. Invisibility anywhere, this is simply a life-saving talisman. As long as I have mastered this ability, who can do anything to win me? Even if all the supreme gods and mysterious beings in the world are besieging me, if I pinch the formula, I will become invisible, well, you idiots, how can you kill me if you can't see me
So Jun Moxie worked tirelessly and put out the greatest enthusiasm to practice this Yin-Yang escape. In order to experience the art of luck, Jun Moxie was able to use all the qi in his body more than fifty times in one day at most, and those who exceeded fifty times went to the building to empty and exhaust their energy...
Although there is a strong supply from the Hongjun Pagoda, Jun Moxie is still in short supply: he is studying all the time, and this Yin-Yang Escape method needs a lot of spiritual power every time, and it is often practiced less than twice , Jun Moxie's hard-earned spiritual power has disappeared.
So Hongjun Pagoda output crazily again, making up, and then Jun Moxie practiced again, and then took time out, and made up again... Repeatedly.
However, this repeated process also brought a virtuous circle to Young Master Jun, which directly caused Jun Moxie's skills to rise to a higher level in these two days.
But the disadvantage of young master Jun is: without the guidance of a famous teacher, he can only explore by himself. This is tantamount to a blind man feeling an elephant, a little bit of experimentation, and a lot of suffering.
What really depressed Jun Moxie was that he was physically and mentally exhausted after practicing, and even his tireless soul was tired, but it seemed to have no effect at all. If I have to say that there is any effect, it is that the little Lolita Kerr is a little nervous, and this is the only effect...
"Ker, can you see me?"
"I can see, young master, what do you mean? Tell Ke'er a joke?" Nian'er opened her big round eyes, tilted her head, and looked at him inexplicably.
"Oh..." Pain Moxie flashed back to the study.
"...Master, excuse me, why are you standing in my way?" Ke'er raised her head.
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"...Master, don't pull my clothes."
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"Master, you messed up people's hair..."
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"Master, why are you pressing your face against the wall? Is it uncomfortable!"
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So Jun Moxie ended the wall penetration test resentfully.
"Master, you are very strange today..."
"Gege, master, your posture is so ugly..."
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"Ah! Young... Young Master... Master, what are you doing... What are you doing... Woo... Don't bang your head against a tree. If you have a headache, I'll call a doctor for you..." Little Lolita was completely scared...
"Fuck!" Jun Moxie went crazy, "How can I practice this crap? Isn't this just playing around with me?!" After hundreds of experiments, Killer Jun sat down speechlessly. Under the big tree in the yard.
In order to practice this escapism, Young Master Jun paid a terrible price, at least the red forehead is the result of wanting to go through the wall...
There are bumps on the top of the head, just like the head of Shakyamuni Buddha; this is an experiment in escaping from the earth...
Leaping high, then head and feet upside down, with a bang, gold stars shot out...
His clothes were on fire, and his body was covered with blisters. This is the only result of practicing the fire escape technique...
As for the wind escape technique... ahem, Young Master Jun doesn't know yet, as for the core Yin-Yang escape...
"Fuck, do you want me to practice in hell?"
"If I continue to practice, I may have to time travel again..." Jun Moxie looked at his scarred body sadly, lowered his head suddenly, his messy hair was inserted into his crotch, and Gu Lu rolled on the ground ... Ke'er was terrified!
Since Mr. Jun passed on the power of Patriarch to his son Jun Wuwu, he was often away from home, and since Mr. Jun learned the disguise technique, he couldn't even see anyone. In desperation, Little Lolita had no choice but to invite The tube is cold. The one who swore to shed tears finally invited Guan Qinghan over.
When Guan Qinghan came over, he saw Young Master Jun with his head stuck in his crotch, bent into a ball, rolling around...
The most inappropriate thing is that there are still some clothes that don't cover their bodies... For example, the big hole burned on the buttocks is very white and dazzling, although the skin is indeed very smooth, saying, bah, what are you thinking...
"What are you doing?" Guan Qinghan was a little surprised, and looked at the little uncle with a cold face: "Is it fun to torture yourself?" Beggars also perform art!
Jun Moxie raised his head in a daze, murmured something like crazy, his eyes were bloodshot, he stared at Guan Qinghan for a while, but he seemed to see nothing, suddenly he held his head and meditated again , Immediately, he jumped up with a "waha", slammed into the tree with a bang, fell back in a messy manner, lay on his back and looked up at the sky, but his eyes were full of thoughts...
Guan Qinghan was angry and funny, and scolded: "You still don't stand up for me! How decent are you like this?! You are the only descendant of the third generation of the Jun family!"
But Jun Moxie is now immersed in the study of Yin Yang Dun with all his heart and mind. Once he concentrates, he has no other distractions. To put it nicely, everything around him is not in the center of his eyes. The tendons got into the horns, no matter whether you hit the south wall or not, you will not turn back, even if you hit your head badly, you will only continue to hit it again. Where can I hear what Guan Qinghan is saying? Even now, he doesn't know that his beautiful sister-in-law Guan Qinghan has arrived in front of his eyes!
This is exactly where he is persistent, and it may not be why he is successful... Whatever he does, he concentrates all his energy and all his ingenuity, and goes all out to do his best!
I saw him frowning and thinking hard for a while, then suddenly jumped up again, with his head on his feet, and he fell straight...
"Bang!" Jun Moxie twitched a few times, rolled his eyes, and said with a smirk: "I have to practice my kung fu quickly, so I can peek at my beautiful sister-in-law taking a bath..." Then he straightened up and passed out.
God knows how those words slipped out of my mouth! I'm afraid even Jun Moxie himself can't figure out why he said this sentence in a daze...
My God, God, and God, what is this!
In front of the beautiful sister-in-law, she said that she was going to peek at her taking a bath...
Guan Qinghan was so angry that his delicate body trembled instantly, his pretty face turned pale!
"Young mistress, young... Master is now... confused. He's talking nonsense, don't take it seriously, young master... He... has grown a lot recently." Ke'er blushed, waved her hands in embarrassment, and stammered an explanation.
Guan Qinghan saw fire in his eyes, and snorted coldly: "Ke'er, are you even helping this bastard do evil now?" If you still don't feel relieved, you have to start again.
But seeing Jun Moxie yelled, he stood up straight, his face was full of surprise, rejoicing, and bewilderment, his face changed several times in an instant, looking extremely weird.
Guan Qinghan didn't say a word, with tears in his eyes; what Jun Moxie said just now was a great humiliation to her! He opened his hand and hit Jun Moxie in the face.
Jun Moxie raised his head, took a step back, dodged the palm, and said in amazement: "Sister-in-law, well, what are you doing?" According to his intuition, just that slap just now is definitely not a normal fight to beat him To the extent that if you really suffer, it is estimated that half of your teeth will fall out!
"You understand in your heart! You bastard!" Guan Qinghan yelled angrily, his pretty face turned frosty, pressing forward every step of the way.
Jun Moxie took every step carefully, dodging calmly: "I don't remember offending my sister-in-law, why is my sister-in-law doing this today?"
"How do you want to offend?" Guan Qinghan snorted when he saw the shameless excuses of this bastard uncle, and seeing that his fists and kicks couldn't help him, he suddenly pulled out the long sword at his waist with a "clang", and the light of the sword flashed in the air. Dodge, swipe, stab towards Jun Moxie's shoulder.
Jun Moxie was taken aback, what did this happen, he actually used a knife? Confused, he scrambled and dodged. Today, he has overdrawn his body's profound skills no less than a hundred times, and he is already physically and mentally exhausted. At this moment, just now, he suddenly realized something, and the spiritual energy he had finally replenished was exhausted again. , especially if you can't fight back, naturally it will be even more difficult!
When she had a bad idea, she made a quick decision, turned around and ran away. Ke'er jumped up and down to stop Guan Qinghan, but how could she stop Guan Qinghan who was burning with anger? Fatty Tang heard the voice outside, and lay on the bed and shouted: "Killer..."
It was a mess all of a sudden.
At this moment, the gatekeeper trotted over: "Young Master, Young Madam, Mr. Guan, the housekeeper of Jiangnan, and the two young masters brought people to visit."
Guan Qinghan let out an "ah", and the long sword fell to the ground.
Jun Moxie tilted his nose and muttered: "I haven't done anything yet, why my natal family has already come to the door."