"So, I won the first game?" Jun Moxie deliberately asked the silent He Chongxiao. Between these two brothers, the right to decide is clearly in He Chongxiao's hands, Jun Moxie will naturally not let him go.
"Yes, we lost." After smacking his mouth twice, He Chongxiao said reluctantly, very embarrassingly.
Although he was very impressed and shocked in his heart, he also knew in his heart that considering the miraculous and unpredictable abilities displayed by the opponent, this match was almost equivalent to winning all three matches. .
This is simply beyond the scope of my own comprehension!
Because the so-called speed and strength of myself and my third brother are completely useless in front of the other party's divine skills! Uh, this is He Chongxiao's inner thoughts, and Xiong Kaishan probably has the same idea, basically the same.
"Accept!" Jun Moxie cupped his hands with a smile: "Next time, it's your turn, or you two can go together, I don't mind."
But we don't mind, with your supernatural powers, fighting against you is simply looking for abuse, really think we are stupid! The two people who were still a little eager to try, suddenly became a little wilted.
Undoubtedly, Jun Moxie's first move shocked the two of them greatly, and completely dispelled the small calculations in their hearts.
He Chongxiao and Xiong Kaishan frowned at the same time, looking embarrassed.
What can you compare with such a master? It seems that you have to lose more than anything.
The two of them huddled their heads together for a while, the more they discussed, the more their heads became bigger, the more they discussed, the more uncertain they felt, they would lose anything, and their brows became tighter and tighter. After discussing, the two of them stopped talking, staring at each other, both helpless.
"It seems that you can't agree on a result for a while, why don't you two discuss it first, and I'll go home and sleep first?" Jun Moxie teased.
"Why are you arrogant? I'm here to compare...compare..." Xiong Kaishan was furious, opened his mouth to curse, but was stuck by himself, compared five or six times in his mouth, didn't say what to compare, instead Make yourself sweat profusely.
"What's the comparison?" Jun Moxie chased after him.
"Bi... fuck you uncle!" Xiong Kaishan couldn't think of it for a long time, and became angry from embarrassment. "...What are you in a hurry for? We agreed that we would come up with the questions. Why are you urging me? Are you a bit of a gentleman!"
Jun Moxie was full of black lines all over his face, he almost fell down, than fuck my uncle? Fortunately, I heard the next sentence, otherwise, Jun Moxie would have the urge to burn the bear's paws in braised sauce on the spot, and he is still a gentleman, but you guys don't have the slightest sense of superiority!
"Is it better or not? I guess it's almost dawn! You are very free, but I still have a lot of things to do!" Young Master Jun was not the kind of good-tempered person, and suddenly jumped into a rage: "You two big men, what are you doing?" Can you grind harder than girls?"
"I compare myself to you..." Xiong Kaishan jumped up violently when he heard him scolding his wife, which was the most unbearable thing for him; suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he shouted loudly: "...I compare myself to urinating with you!"
What? When Jun Moxie heard these words, he jumped to the ground as if he was hit by a thunderbolt. Looking dizzily at this big man with a rough face and a tough face exuding a tough look, he couldn't have imagined that the words 'better pee' could come out of his mouth!
Do you really think that you are still a three-year-old child
At this moment, Jun Moxie almost suspected that he heard it wrong.
He Chongxiao was also taken aback, his sharp mouth opened wide, and his slender eyes involuntarily widened, making his pupils seem smaller...
"Bi... Bisa... piss?" Jun Moxie opened his mouth and stared at his eyes, like a duck struck by lightning, he shook his head while talking, still doubting his ears.
"That's right, it's better than peeing!" Now that he has said it, Xiong Kaishan seems to be a bit brave, feeling a little heroic; like a kiln sister who is scratching her head and yelling for disobedience, but suddenly strips her buttocks. On the contrary, he became a little unscrupulous. "I just want to compete with you for pissing! How about it, we agreed to formulate the method of the second competition, do you want to go back on your word?!"
"Compare, how do you plan to compare? Comparing height? Comparing distance? Or...competing more?" Jun Moxie squinted his teeth, hissed in a breath of cold air, and both eyes hung upside down .
A master of the Supreme Shenxuan, a person at the level of a master, actually offered to compare me to peeing? Speaking of which, I seem to have tried this competition myself, but it seems that I did it before I was three years old, and I definitely didn't do it after three years old...
A big man, a male creature, takes out his belongings in front of outsiders, and just fiddles with it like this, it’s not easy to say, this thing is so vigorous, is it a beast, oh, no, Don't high-level profound beasts care about this? !
What is this called! But at this moment, I have to bite the bullet, who told me to underestimate the degree of shamelessness of others, no, it seems that Crane and Kumamoto are beasts, and they are still top-notch, so naturally they are even worse than beasts!
"One is not to compare height, two is not to compare distance, and it is not to compare more. The methods of competition you mentioned are all done by rough people. We are seniors, how can we be so vulgar."
Xiong Kaishan snorted twice, cleared his throat, even though he was a black bear's face, he was a little red, but thinking that if he lost this game, his brothers would do something for this unknown person in front of him. For one thing, who knows what the man might ask for
Such a character is not sure what to do, is there still something easy
So Xiong Kaishan put his mind to one side, no one else saw the fuck anyway, so it's shameless, what can you do? As long as the game is won in the end, it doesn't matter if we are a little beast, our brothers are not human in the first place!
"You made a move just now, and we brothers couldn't do it, so we are willing to admit defeat." Xiong Kaishan tried his best to hold his face, lest he would show shame if he relaxed: "Now I will also do a move, as long as you do it the same way. One time, you lose. If you can't do it, then you lose!"
"The movement of peeing?" Jun Moxie narrowed his eyes: Does this thing have any special movements? This seems to be something that no one can do spontaneously from birth. Now that he has grown to such a large size, he can move freely with one hand, two hands, or with his hands behind his back. Whether he is standing, lying on his stomach, twisting his buttocks, jumping high, or even running while doing it, he can do it freely. It's not difficult, and as for drawing circles and other things... that's even easier.
If it doesn't work, squatting... Uh, it's also possible. Besides, is it possible to use a nose instead of a dick for this? Then I really can't do it.
"Nonsense! Of course it's the act of peeing, how could it be the act of drinking?!" Xiong Kaishan was a little bit embarrassed to get off the stage, seeing him like this, he felt a little guilty, and hurriedly scolded him, reminding: "You look after it , I'm about to start."
Jun Moxie closed his eyes a little unbearably: What is this? You peed and I stared at you with wide eyes? I rely on you, you are not a stunning beauty, I really thought you could piss flowers...
Just when he was thinking this way, Xiong Kaishan exhaled loudly, let out a loud roar, and stomped his two thick feet on the ground with a "bang", a burly body flew majestically for a long time, flying straight up five feet in the air. strange! The movements are chic and natural, without any sloppiness. It is worthy of the level of the Supreme Shenxuan!
"Good posture!" Jun Moxie raised his head and clapped his hands generously.
But there was confusion in his eyes: Didn't this guy say he wanted to pee? Why did it go to heaven
Young Master Jun's doubts were quickly revealed
Xiong Kaishan grinned triumphantly in the air, and when his body was still rising, the two hands quickly untied the waistband of his trousers, stretched his hands in, grabbed it, and then quickly took it out. As soon as he trembled, he held on with one hand in mid-air, raised his chest and retracted his stomach, and said "hey", with all his strength, a bright yellow water arrow sprayed out like a flood of the Yellow River, with a chichi sound.
Jun Moxie was dumbfounded, and had a strong urge to faint...
He Chongxiao on one side suddenly covered his face...
What is shame, that's it, no, it's too sorry for human beings to say shame, it should be "lost the beast"!
Xiong Kaishan's burly body is still standing upright in the air, his eyes are looking affectionately into the distance, his chest is puffed up, his hands are placed under his legs in a bird-catching style, his body is slowly rotating, and the shining water arrows are just like that. As he rotates and sprays in all directions... the thickness is uniform, the distance is the same, at first it forms a water column, and then it becomes a string, and when it is close to the ground, it is already a huge water drop...
Xiong Kaishan's clothes are fluttering, his body is extremely light and nimble, and he is extremely chic in the air. From a distance, he is elegant and generous, graceful in the sky, really like a fairy... er, except for the indecent parts.
Although his body was also falling slowly, the speed of the fall alone was negligible.
It finally came to an end, and the water arrows that were spraying in all directions slowly shrunk in scope, and finally stopped flowing. Then, Xiong Kaishan shivered very comfortably in the air, fiddled with both hands quickly, and stuffed it neatly... into his crotch. Although there is still time to pull the belt into a straight bow.
After everything was over, Xiong Kaishan lowered his body leisurely, with a graceful demeanor and a leisurely expression, without blushing or panting, he smiled at Jun Moxie with a masterful demeanor, nodded and apologized.
"I didn't drink enough water before." Xiong Kaishan still seemed a little regretful, feeling that what he had done was not yet perfect.
Young Master Jun was shocked to the extreme.
I remember crossing the street one day in my previous life. By chance, I saw a certain buddy who was too drunk. He ran to the podium of the crossroad police in three steps and two steps. That buddy is simply a grandmaster of a generation; but he never thought that compared with the current Xiong Kaishan, he is simply nothing! The difficulty alone has increased by at least a thousand times!
Shocked!
Xiong Kaishan tightened his belt, and said triumphantly: "Boy, we're done with the demonstration, now it's your turn!"
Jun Moxie couldn't help but look at this "Supreme Grandmaster" level master whose face was actually three times thicker than the combined thickness of the Great Wall, shook his head sincerely, and sighed deeply , Said: "I admit defeat!"