"I'm not bullying you! Hehe, this is something that everyone knows." Xiong Kaishan opened his mouth, very happy that he won the round.
"Admiration, admiration! I'm so convinced!" Jun Moxie said sincerely.
Jun Moxie's admitting defeat is really a helpless decision. You must know that Young Master Jun is also a shameless person, not to mention that now he has not only changed his face but also covered his face, what can't be done? Isn't it just peeing? Can you be ashamed? I don't have the courage to shoot
It's not that Xiong Kaishan was disgusted by it, but that he really couldn't do it, although this is indeed an action that any male animal can try.
If it's just working at heights, I believe that as long as it is an ordinary master, it can be easily done. But if you pee in the air... I believe that even the number one supreme Yun Biechen may not be able to do it.
This is a physiological reaction, as long as you are an individual, you will absolutely not be able to increase the profound energy in your body when it is convenient for you. Whether it's internal strength, profound energy, or fighting energy, it's useless at this time anyway. Otherwise, the whole body is as solid as fine steel, no matter what size it is, it cannot get out.
It's not difficult to jump up and unbutton your pants and get that shit out in time. But if you want to relax every muscle in your body in the air, and let the yellow orange stuff spill out... But it is absolutely impossible—once you relax, Papa will fall off!
Some people may ask, why can Xiong Kaishan do what even Yun Biechen can't do? Could it be that Xiong Kaishan's strength is higher than that of Yun Biechen, who is known as the number one person in the world?
This has nothing to do with your own strength!
It is really the essential difference between human beings and profound beasts. Among the Xiong Kaitian brothers, the least powerful ones are all nine-level peak profound beasts, and they all have a special skill, or a talent skill, which is "Staying in the Air"!
The stagnation of the mysterious beast can be achieved by the induction between itself and the heaven and the earth. On the other hand, human beings must improve their Qi luck to complete it. Therefore, in this regard, the mysterious beast is undoubtedly much stronger, and even more so. What's more, Old Xiong is still the king of profound beasts...
In fact, because of his own weight, Xiong Kaishan's ability to stay in the air is the weakest among his brothers. But doing this kind of thing is still out of the question, not to mention that he knew that He Chongxiao would rather lose than do this, so Xiong Kaishan generously went to justice and volunteered.
Of course, another important point of having the old bear playing is that the old bear is also the thickest-skinned of them. Sure enough, the world was settled in one fell swoop, and the game was brought back. Now both sides are one win, one loss and one tie.
He Chongxiao turned his back, his slender neck hung down deeply, and he felt ashamed to look at others.
It's embarrassing!
The majestic Lord of Heaven's Punishment, a generation of holy beasts, actually wants to use such low-handed means to cheat and win. Fortunately, there are only three people here. Looking at the person opposite, his cultivation base is unpredictable. He should also be an expert in the world, with deep self-cultivation, or he wouldn't mind the fourth brother's dirty tricks, and he would never show off... Damn it, why didn't he explain it just now. Neither party should disclose the results of the competition to the fourth person...
"Brother He, congratulations, making the fourth brother relieve himself in the air is truly astonishing. The younger brother is convinced and willing to bow down;"
But Jun Moxie will not let him go, this He Chongxiao is obviously much thinner than Xiong Kaishan, how could Young Master Jun let go of such a great opportunity to tease him? Otherwise, how could he vent out the frustration of losing just now
"According to regulations, the winner of the second round has the right to decide how to compete in the next round. Now, brother He, please show me."
He Chongxiao coughed twice, turned around in embarrassment, showed a hard look at Xiong Kaishan, and then showed an unnatural smile with a flushed face, with stool in his throat, and said vaguely: " Brother Feng. He is generous and grand, this... let's go, let's go..."
"Where is there. This is real talent and real learning, and I lost it openly. Who made me cast the wrong baby..." Jun Moxie said with a lot of heart, biting the words 'real talent and real learning' very seriously. But he forgot that he himself is no better than Xiong Kaishan. Xiong Kaishan used his natural ability at least, but Jun Moxie was really cheating, even though it was his own skill...
Half a catty is right!
I don't know how He Chongxiao can see that Young Master Jun is "elegant and generous", this look is really weird!
Speaking of which, Crane Chongxiao is the incarnation of Xuanhe, he has always been noble and arrogant, he would rather admit defeat, and never bother to wait for inferior means to win, but there is nothing he can do to this fourth younger brother who has been reckless all his life, Although he has won today, he feels very unhappy in his heart. It feels like such a trick, firstly I am sorry for my identity, secondly I am sorry for the opponent in front of me, and thirdly, this fact is too easy to say.
People are truly miraculous skills.
The more he thought about it, the more ashamed he felt, seeing Jun Moxie readily admitting defeat, the more ashamed he felt, the more he felt that the person in front of him was magnificent, magnanimous, and he wanted to make friends with him.
"The next game, the next game..." He Chongxiao stared and thought for a long time before he remembered that even though the next game would be his own, it still had nothing to compare it to. Facing such an opponent is really a headache.
Especially the other party's confident look made He Chongxiao feel so heartbroken.
There is a faint feeling that no matter what he compares to, it is within the other party's expectation.
This feeling was the second time in He Chongxiao's long life! The first time was the last time I faced Yun Biechen!
Thinking of this, He Chongxiao suddenly felt horrified: Could it be that this person in front of him is actually a peerless master who can rival Yun Biechen? !
Xiong Kaishan squeezed forward in a daze, grinned, and said, "Third brother, haven't you thought about it yet? Isn't it quite simple?"
He Chongxiao rolled his eyes at him, not interested in talking to this guy.
"Do you have a way?" Jun Moxie looked at him interestingly.
"Then there's no need to think about it?" Xiong Kaishan shook his head: "The next game is better than peeing, isn't it?"
This is a sweet treat! He was actually ready to be ashamed to the end.
As soon as these words came out, Jun Moxie and He Chongxiao staggered at the same time, and the two of them were almost rolled into a pile by this guy.
What kind of beast is this, isn't this too despicable and shameless? It is simply not as good as a "beast"! No, this is not enough to describe it... But, it seems that there is no more despicable word to describe it, it's too beastly!
"Why don't you die, can you show some face!" He Chongxiao yelled, almost having the urge to cry, kicked his ass hard, and said furiously: "Get out of here!" Go aside! Even if you are shameless, third brother I still want shame! Get lost!"
Xiong Kaishan rubbed his ass awkwardly, and said aggrievedly: "Third brother, you said that there are outsiders around, so you can't save me some face? Besides, I am also a person with a reputation. If I really want to kick, I will kick it behind my back. You're doing it wrong..."
"Bah, where do you have any face? You've already thrown me away." He Chongxiao cursed bitterly. "Go away and stand there, don't open your mouth!"
"Obviously you couldn't think of a way, I figured it out, and I won the competition, but you didn't let me speak!" Xiong Kaishan muttered a few words, and walked away resentfully.
"Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with what the fourth brother said just now. It's completely in line with the previous agreement, so it's better to compare it again." Jun Moxie suddenly rolled his eyes, smiled strangely, and said.
"Ah?" With the determination of the crane soaring into the sky, he couldn't help exclaiming: "Then you will definitely lose?"
Xiong Kaishan also said: "Boy, don't think that the old bear has nothing in his stomach just now. We have a lot of storage, so it's okay to come back twice..." Old Xiong seemed to want to say something more, He Chong Xiao stared at him, immediately froze, and muttered: "I reminded him for his own good, we are superior people, we must be aboveboard!".
"Naturally, I will not doubt the words of the fourth brother. But if we repeat what we did just now, it may not be boring. Let's just change the medicine and not the soup, how about it!"
He Chongxiao was taken aback again, and said in a harmonious voice, "I wish to hear the details!"
Jun Moxie snorted and smiled: "It's very simple. Before, the four brothers demonstrated how to pee in the sky. This time, the sky is changed to the earth, and we will do things underground, how about it?"
"Peeping in the ground?" Xiong Kaishan turned around abruptly, and the two of them stared wide-eyed at the same time: "How is this possible? Once a person enters the ground, it is good not to be suffocated to death. The surroundings are full of mud and stones. Where can you pee?" Release? Even if you are lucky enough to find a relatively loose place to put it, but you can't help but get it all on yourself?"
"Then what do you mean...you can't do it?" Jun Moxie smiled slightly.
"This is simply impossible." The two shook their heads at the same time: "If it is in the sky, there is no problem if there is a stagnation in the sky, but if it is underground...it is absolutely impossible! Could it be possible for you to do it?"
"If I really did it, what do you say?" Jun Moxie hummed provocatively. Damn it, I'll let you play tricks, this time I'm going to treat him in the same way!
"Of course we will lose!" The two looked at each other and smiled. this kind of thing. Hehehe, it seems that this guy lost in the sky and wanted to win back in the ground. However, such a thing, even if the two of them work together, they can't do it. It's a completely different thing from urinating in the dirt. Even in the soil, you need to relax your whole body, it depends on how you do it! Anyway, I didn't think of any better way to compete, so I just watched him make a joke, hehehe.
It seems that this competition is bound to be a draw. As soon as the two thought about it, they felt a little lost. We talked about the conditions before, no matter the outcome or defeat, we have already negotiated the conditions, but this agreement has not been explained clearly. Robbery is definitely not acceptable. Why don't we discuss it with him, as long as what he wants us to do is not too difficult , just promise him to forget it...
"Look at it!" Young Master Jun sneered, and raised his hands. The two of them suddenly felt the aura they longed for suddenly became stronger. They couldn't help but greedily sniffed and licked. He licked his lips, and his heart was itching to death.