Jun Wuyi shook his head and laughed, and even the little Yang Mo who was beside him also laughed. Although the kid didn't understand the meaning of Master Jun's words, it seems that shredded potatoes and boiled water are really not delicious, but the kid knows this of.
Tang Yuan is too fat and generous, carefree, and his memory is not very good. He has already forgotten all the content behind. Looks good, what a talent.
Fatty Tang was still talking endlessly, but Young Master Jun had no interest in listening anymore, and looked at Yang Mo with a smile; "Why, are you feeling better, Miss Yang?"
Yang Mo's handsome face darkened in an instant, he had always been taboo to Jun Moxie calling him a little girl, but he completely forgot to refute, snorted, and turned his head away angrily. Although the prince of equality is smart and far below the average brat, he is only a ten-year-old child after all. When encountering such embarrassing things before, it is naturally difficult for him to calm down for a while, let alone him, even if it is him It is absolutely unbearable to be an adult who is not too deep in the city.
"Being angry is a useless thing!" Killer Jun snorted, and without coaxing him, he raised his legs and swayed: "When you are bullied, you only know how to be angry, and you can't do anything else." , since that's the case, it's better not to be angry and useless."
"Since being angry is useless, how can I do it?" Yang Mo endured tears for a long time, and finally overflowed.
"It's not wrong to call you a little girl. Whenever something happens, she sheds tears. Why cry? A man is so shameful that he sheds tears at every turn. No wonder he will be bullied!" Jun Moxie said disdainfully, grabbing a big one on the table Apple, Kacha took a bite; "Is crying useful? Can crying solve the problem? If you cry again, get the hell out of me. Go cry somewhere else! I won't say a word to you, let alone Give you an idea to help you vent your anger."
"I don't cry." Yang Mo hurriedly wiped away his tears, but still choked up a few times, and looked at Master Jun persistently: "Brother Jun, Dad said you are a smart person, tell me, what should I do? The three of them have loved to bully me since I was a child. I...every time I see them, I am terrified, I don't dare to think about anything, I just want to run away...Brother Jun, tell me, what should I do so that I will not be bullied by them, how can I Take revenge!?"
"Revenge? There is no way to do this." Jun Moxie didn't even roll his eyelids, and the old god said: "He is the emperor's son. In the secular world, what is the biggest? The emperor is the biggest! The emperor's son, if you want to bully you, what can you do?" What can I do? Just bear with it, who told you not to be as good as others."
"But I don't want to bear it. Brother Moxie, dad said you are the smartest, nothing can trouble you..." Yang Mo grabbed Jun Moxie's right hand and shook it, "Just give me an idea, I beg you, Moxie elder brother… "
"Stop, stop, stop quickly," Jun Moxie hurriedly pushed his hand away, and said impatiently: "This matter cannot be solved by being smart or not. His father is the emperor, and your father is not the emperor. You let me How can I help you? There is really no way! There is no way at all!"
Yang Mo was stunned, his eyes were filled with water mist in an instant, and when he saw that it was about to flow out, Xiao Bu was about to burst into tears, at this moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the crying that was about to come out suddenly Swallowing back, his eyes sparkled, and he said silently; "...Brother Moxie, you just said that 'my father is the emperor, but your father is not the emperor'..."
"Why isn't my father the emperor? He is also the son of the emperor's grandfather. Why is my father only a prince, but the emperor's uncle is the emperor? I am also the emperor's bloodline. Why can they bully me, but I can't resist at all?" ?" Yang Mo opened his big round eyes, and asked Master Jun in black and white.
"You also said just now that it's the emperor's grandfather, the blood of the first relatives, etc. It's all about your family, how do I know?" Jun Moxie seemed a little impatient, and said: "Can you say that your father was the same as you back then?" He is useless, he was bullied since he was a child, and he dare not resist, he dare not even let a fart go, it is a natural habit, so when he grows up, he can only be bullied, and naturally he will not be an emperor! So even his son is now To be bullied!"
"I don't want to be bullied anymore!" Yang Mo clenched his small fists: "I don't want to be bullied when I grow up! And my descendants, I don't want them to be bullied either!"
"It's not easy, it's difficult..." Jun Moxie sighed falsely.
"Is it true that only when you become the emperor will you not be bullied? I won't be bullied, and neither will my descendants?" Little Yang Mo asked.
Jun Moxie sighed: "I don't know, I really don't know!"
"I want to be emperor too, do you think it's okay?" Yang Mo opened his innocent eyes.
"You? You just said that you are the grandson of your grandpa, so you are naturally qualified!" Jun Moxie squinted: "The basic qualifications are there, but the others are too far away, far from enough grid!"
"Then please tell me, brother Moxie, what is required to be qualified? I don't want to be bullied again!" Yang Mo asked.
Just as Jun Moxie was about to answer, he heard Jun Wuyi behind him cough loudly from Third Master Jun, as if he was suffering from tuberculosis, as if he was afraid that others would not hear him, such a deafening cough , is confined to this separate room, really worthy of being a master of Tianxuan, who can retract and put it so freely, it is really amazing that the third master Jun is here, but the more he hears it, the more something is wrong, he is trying to make the child happy, why not The topic changed three times and two times to seek power and usurp the throne, and it was still outspoken and naked? With Jun Moxie's method of educating children, it may not take too long for little Yang Mo, he only needs to follow Jun Dajun for a month or two, um, if it takes a month or two, wouldn't it be too long? Look down on Jun Dajun's methods, at most it will only take a few days, and he will be able to successfully instigate Prince Equality into a hardcore rebel faction, the kind of death without regret...
What exactly does this kid want to do
"I can't answer this question for you. When you get home, don't ask your father. Your father will definitely say: It's good to bully! Just teach you for me. What's the matter, what's the matter, as long as you Be honest, who will bully you." Jun Moxie imitated the tone of the prince.
"How do you know? Every time I was bullied, my father almost always said the same thing, but how they bullied and how they bullied, it got worse and worse." Yang Mo blinked his eyes with a look of admiration, this brother Jun is really So smart.
Because my grandpa said so too.
Jun Moxie said in his heart, but he couldn't say it straight out of his mouth, he snorted twice, and said: "Of course I know. I also know that you are a little traitor, what others said to you, you will tell you as soon as you turn around Dad. Isn't it?"
"I won't betray my friends! My father said that people who betray their friends are not good people. I am a good person, and I will definitely not betray my friends!" Xiao Yang Mo Nen's face flushed red.
"What are you in a hurry for?" Jun Moxie rolled his eyes at him, and said: "But there is no way, let me tell you a story for fun first, okay?"
Yang Mo was dejected, and echoed without interest: "Okay."
Jun Wuwu on the side finally put his heart back in his stomach, and secretly wiped off his cold sweat. These two little lunatics finally stopped discussing such sensitive topics and started telling stories, which almost scared me out of my mind just now... "The name of this story is 'Xuanwumen Change'," Jun Moxie said with a smile . Therefore, Tang Taizong Li Shimin became the prince's son, and Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji became Li Shimin's cousins, and they were also cousins who always liked to bully themselves... A certain cousin couldn't bear it anymore, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. After killing him, he sat on the throne, and finally he didn't have to be bullied by others...
At the beginning, Jun Wuyi was able to accompany Yang Mo and listen with a smile. He also often listened to Jun Moxie tell some stories, and he liked it very much. For example, there is a story called The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the content in it makes Jun Wuyi fascinated. Today, when I saw Jun Moxie, I wanted to tell a story again, and I heard the name as I had never heard it before, so I naturally paid attention to it.
But following Jun Moxie's persuasive speech, before Jun Wuyi could finish listening, the nerves that had just been relaxed suddenly tensed up again, even tighter than before, and his underwear was instantly drenched in cold sweat.
The master of stories, Jun Dagao, a story can surprise a master of Tianxuan to achieve such a virtue. I believe this achievement, even if it is not unprecedented, must be unprecedented!
Oh my god, is it true that today I really want to piss off my blood-clothed general, Third Master Jun, and scare him to death again? Jun Moxie, what kind of bullshit story is this kid telling you
Oh my god, if you simply instigate a rebellion, Yang Mo must have heard it before, and it’s fine to let it out of his heart. Children don’t hold grudges, but when you tell this story... it’s not on fire Another bucket of oil
"Good kill! Kill like this! No mercy!" Little Yang Mo waved his hand excitedly, applauding loudly, but a strange light suddenly flashed in his eyes, is it longing? Or longing? Or fanaticism... or something else
Jun Moxie's eyes flashed, almost. If there are too many words, how much can a child remember? Seeds need to be watered a little bit before they can grow into big trees. Throw it into the vast ocean at once, and you will be drowned.
Below, a strange fragrance burst out, causing a suppressed exclamation.
The people upstairs all watched closely.
The auction of Tianpin Fine Wine finally started after a huge campaign. On the stage, there was also a half-century old man with a tall and straight body, full of energy, neatly dressed in green clothes, thick eyebrows like swords, and stern.
Even Jun Moxie was surprised when he saw this person. Is this the sloppy Song Laosan? This is really a man relying on clothes and horses relying on saddles. After wearing new clothes, the back is no longer bent, the waist is no longer bent, and the whole person looks like a reborn person.
"Give you a glass of wine, and you will be injured all over your body. Song injury?!" As soon as Song Laosan appeared, someone in the audience recognized him immediately. Song Shang, rumored to be a master of Tianxuan level! Now, he actually came to be the auctioneer for this noble hall!
Really... the nobles have arrived home.
The strong smell of wine wafted into the air, and everyone couldn't help sniffing hard. This kind of fine wine is already worthy of the title of heavenly fine wine based on its aroma alone! Everyone was impatient.
The man in black behind Lingmeng princess sniffed, with a strange light in his eyes. As the king of a country, he has never tasted such fine wine. It can be seen how rare it has become.