Second day! It was still dark.
Jun Moxie hadn't gotten up yet, and was studying his dream on the bed. At the same time, he found out embarrassingly that the underwear seemed to be unwearable, and it was wet in a big lump. When he touched it with his hands, it was actually a little stiff...
What a shame! Such a thing as a nocturnal emission can actually happen to my killer Jun. Such a shameful thing, my God, who will believe it if I tell it... Really shameless!
Young Master Jun hastily pulled off the quilt, covered his "lost first time" body, peeped out his head furtively to check, and then hurriedly bent his legs and raised his hips-pants! If you don't change it, it's too uncomfortable.
With a sound of swiping, the movement was extremely agile, and it had already fallen off the body. With a ball of hands, it stretched out from the quilt, trying to find a suitable place to throw it away...
But…
Sudden!
boom!
At this fatal moment, the door of the room was knocked open, Mr. Jun's white beard fluttered and his face was full of anxiety, Mao hurried in the door, opened his mouth and yelled: "Why don't you pay back, you kid? When will it be!"
What is a coincidence without a book? That's it. At such an embarrassing moment, I was bumped into by someone! Still a man, old man!
Young Master Jun almost had the urge to commit suicide at this moment. He retracted his outstretched hand into the quilt like lightning, and promised vaguely in repeated voices: "This is it, this is it, do you always go out first?" …”
"What are you holding in your hand?" Mr. Jun suddenly became suspicious, instead of going out, he walked two steps in, raised eyebrows and shouted: "Take it out for me!"
"It's nothing, it's nothing, it's really nothing..." Jun Moxie only felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his two lifetimes, and kept shrinking into the bed, complaining: "Grandpa, you are too careless, I You are still asleep, you just came in with a bang, fortunately you don’t have a daughter-in-law yet, if you find a grand-daughter-in-law for you, don’t tell me you just barged in so recklessly?” What is this called
Mr. Jun was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at his eyes, his hair was full of black lines, and his eyes were full of stars: "Sinister! How do you talk? Old man, I... you kid, why don't you hurry up and take it out!? Do you have to ask me to trouble you?"
No matter what happens, as soon as he reaches out and grabs the quilt, how can Jun Moxie, a rookie like Jun Moxie, be able to resist the skill of Tianxuan master? Suddenly it was lifted with a whoosh, and a thing like a peeled egg appeared in front of Mr. Jun. There was a dark mass in the middle, and the spear was trembling and extremely thick, shaking its head straight...
Jun Moxie was unprepared, screamed, and quickly covered his crotch with both hands, wanting to die of shame and indignation; suddenly he was so embarrassed, he would lose his face anyway, and simply broke the pot, let go of his hands as if he had a complete understanding, He just stood up straight on the bed, stood up naked, twisted his buttocks gracefully, took two catwalks, and said to the old man who suddenly became like a fossil: "Grandpa, don't you just want to see it?" ... Now, can you see it?"
The old man woke up like a dream, couldn't help but blushed, swung his arms round, and slapped his bare butt with a slap, crisp and sweet: "I see you bastard..."
Suddenly he stretched out his hand and snatched the thing from Jun Moxie's hand, I have to see what your kid is hiding!
Why does it feel a little wet? The old man didn't think about it for a while, and he was stunned for a moment. He held the cloth in front of his nose and sniffed it, and suddenly felt a strange smell that he hadn't seen for a long time...
In an instant, the old man finally woke up completely!
The old man blushed for a while, threw the thing away, and rushed on it viciously: "...the old man beat you to death, you little shameless man!..." Immediately there were bursts of screams, extremely miserable...
Third Master Jun heard the screams from a distance, and hurried over; just in time, he saw the old father coming out of Jun Moxie's room with a red face, blowing his beard in anger... There was a faint smile in the corner of his eyes...
"Father, did Mo Xie make you angry again?" The third master asked cautiously.
"Don't mention that little bastard!" Mr. Jun shook his right hand that grabbed the thing, opened his mouth wordlessly, and wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything after all. After shaking his head for a long time, he finally said: "Oh, the child grows up!" Lah... it's time to find a wife..." slipped away with hands behind his back...
After walking outside the door, he remembered the purpose of coming here, and shouted from a distance: "By the way, third child, let this little villain prepare quickly, Your Majesty wants to see him!" Then he disappeared with a whoosh...
What happened today, the old man, the old man who commanded the whole country, also felt extremely ashamed. He, a hero in his life, actually saw his grandson's murder weapon today, and took that kind of thing. , but couldn't help but want to laugh...
There are also some old consolation meanings-it’s big, it’s already enough, the cost... But it’s not bad, it’s almost as good as the old man’s back then, although it’s a little worse than the old man, but it’s definitely enough Let alone only sixteen, there is still a lot of room for development...
Hurry up and spread the branches and leaves for our Jun family... The old man hugged his chest with both hands, as if he was holding a baby, as if he was reviewing something, the old face burst into a smile...
After a while, Third Master Jun saw that his magical nephew was so low-key for the first time. He lowered his head like a big girl and came out pulling here and there on his clothes. Something's wrong...
"What's the matter? What kind of demon are you again? I didn't understand your grandfather. Is he angry or happy? What kind of expression is that? He scolded you and smiled at the same time. Hurry up and give me an explanation." !" Third Master Jun was at a loss.
Young Master Jun raised his head helplessly, with embarrassment on his face, he cupped his hands reverently: "Third Uncle, please...don't ask..."
This fact is not something that can be explained face to face!
Although Young Master Jun's thick skin is definitely twice as thick as the corner of the Great Wall, but even super thick-skinned has weaknesses.
Finally, while eating, Jun Wuyi learned about this from his father. At the same time, Ying Bokong, who was eating together, of course also heard it. He choked out from his nostrils, and almost sprayed Ying Bokong who was sitting opposite him...
As for the eagle master who was almost sprayed, he didn't get angry at all, he just froze for a while with a weird expression, and then he almost died of laughter, he hasn't been this happy for a long time, he is even happier than yesterday's lucky draw against Lei Wusai, But it's so interesting...
After breakfast, Jun Moxie, grandson and grandson ignored the blood-clothed general who was already lying on his wheelchair with laughter, and the weak Eagle Supreme, one of the Eight Great Supreme Beings. They both got on their horses and went straight to the palace. . Leaving behind Jun Wuxin and Ying Fighting Kong, the duo who laughed so hard that they almost lost their mind...
The reason why His Majesty the Emperor wanted to meet Jun Moxie suddenly was that he had gone crazy for some reason. He wanted to hold the already missed Golden Autumn Gifted Scholars Banquet today, and the venue was set up in the Imperial Palace. This is a very abnormal thing.
Since the news came out in the middle of the night yesterday, Sun Chenghe, the Minister of Rites who presided over the matter, almost broke his leg. Naturally, those old masters of Wenxing Academy were busier than him. Canceled; after a long disappointment, the news suddenly came again, but it was so urgent...
It was decided at night, but it will be held tomorrow, how many people must be late to participate...
Several white-haired old masters cursed in their hearts: What is this called? Even if you are in a hurry to breastfeed, you have to let go of your arms...
But there is no way, the emperor of heaven and earth is the biggest! The old man said today, that is today! If His Majesty the Emperor was annoyed and canceled in a fit of anger, wouldn't it mean that his old bastards ruined the golden road of the students
This time, not only was the time tight and the location was weird, but also the scale was unprecedentedly grand. Not only the princes of the major families were also invited, but also the three princes and several princesses, and even talented women from various families, Anyone who comes is welcome, as long as you come!
Therefore, Jun Moxie, Tang Fatty and other notorious dandies were actually on the list, and they all received invitations... Along the way, the old man remained silent with a sullen face, and the more Jun Moxie thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong.
Both grandparents and grandchildren felt at the same time that this so-called golden autumn gifted scholar banquet is probably a feast without a good feast!
It's so abnormal! It's so abnormal, it's outrageous!
Especially Jun Moxie, who faintly felt that there seemed to be some kind of invisible net covering him... Jun Moxie was puzzled: Why did he have such a strange feeling
Damn targeting no one should target me! Although Lao Tzu is very talented, learned, rich, well-versed in ancient and modern poetry, songs, Fu, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, these people don't know; now in the eyes of these people, who is Lao Tzu...
"Mo Xie. Today's matter... I always feel that something is wrong there." Mr. Jun Zhantian looked solemnly: "You... try to hide your clumsiness as much as possible!"
In order to reassure Grandpa, Jun Moxie smiled cheerfully: "Grandpa, you still can't trust me? We are a master at pretending to be crazy! We are the number one dude in Tianxiang, so why hide our clumsiness, we are already clumsy!"
"Little ghost!" Old Master Jun laughed at him, feeling the pressure was greatly relieved.
In front of the palace stands a mountain of meat!
Jun Moxie took a look, ha, acquaintance, it is Fatty Tang... A pair of brothers and sisters, one of them will never fall...
Mr. Jun went in and went to court early. As for Mr. Jun and Fatty Tang, one squatted on the ground and the other leaned against the wall.
The young masters and gifted scholars next to them were all glamorous, high-spirited, and unrestrained, and they were even more incompatible with these two. Seeing that the two of them were so tired and lazy, they hid them far away, and asked if they didn't know each other. "Who are these two people? Why are they so disregarding manners!" one person asked.
"You don't know? You don't know these two people?" Another voice was surprised. Hearing the degree of surprise, it seemed that the Americans didn't know Washington, the French didn't know Napoleon, and the Germans didn't know Hitler.