"What? I should know? Are they famous?" The person who asked was very surprised.
Could it be that these two wretched and self-satisfied guys are some kind of great big shots? But look at this image, it doesn't look like...
"You should know about the four pests in the capital, right?" Another person said with his eyes hanging low, in a tone of pointing out the way.
"I know that; it's nothing more than Fat Pig Tang, Bully Lord, and the bugs in the latrine and the flies on the dining table... Could it be??"
"That's right! These two in front of you are the legendary Fat Pig Tang and Bully Lord! They are the other two evils that are as famous as the bedbugs in the latrine and the flies on the dining table!"
"No wonder when I saw these two people, I felt an urge to flatter people. That's how it is! The four evils in the capital, tsk tsk, seeing them today, they really deserve their reputation!"
"Yeah, it's really disrespectful to say it. Such a scum is actually qualified to attend the talent banquet. The world is going down, and people's hearts are not old... Sigh!"
"Alas... I am standing side by side with such scum in the world. I wish I could grab the land with my head, and I am deeply ashamed!" A burst of long sighs and panting.
remarks like this.
There was an uproar, and everyone squinted at the famous "two evils" pointing and whispering.
In everyone's eyes, there is contempt, and everyone's face is full of disdain.
Jun Moxie and Tang Yuan seem to have never heard of it, they are very at ease.
"Fatty, still remember what I told you that day?" Jun Moxie lowered his voice.
"I can't forget..." Tang Yuan lazily opened his eyelids: "You still can't trust our family?"
"I'm just afraid that your heart will be blinded by lard, and your eyes will be blocked by fat, fuck!" Jun Moxie scolded.
"If a gentleman is not important, why not be powerful! Well, that's what my grandfather said."
Tang Yuan shook his head, very self-conscious, "Just you, you dare to say that you are a gentleman...!" Jun Moxie retched.
Besides, there are no real gentlemen in these worlds now!
After finishing the fat man's side, Jun Moxie is a little relieved, the rest is up to him to play! His grandma, today I will let you guys see what a hooligan is! I'm a hooligan who won't kill you!
What are you doing waiting here? How can I have these international time? Hmph, let me be a hooligan today!
"Then who is talking about you, what are you looking at? Is it good-looking?" Jun Moxie squinted and asked a guy who was secretly looking at his oily face.
This guy, I recognize him, is from the Meng family.
The person who participated in framing Fatty Tang together with Meng Haizhou last time seemed to be called Meng Fei, but of course he pretended not to know him now.
"I didn't see anything."
The guy named Meng Fei was also hanging on, squinting and tilting his head, giving Jun Moxie a back of his head.
Also, among those who received the invitation, which one has no identity? The Meng family is not a small family.
"Fuck!..." Jun Moxie screamed in a strange tone, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to take off his clothes and rushed forward: "Who the hell are you from? Do you know who you are talking to? Fuck! What are you looking at? Look at your mother! Look at it! Look at it again, see me dig out your eyeballs and stuff them in your ass, do you believe it?!"
Young Master Jun straightened his neck, his veins were bulging, he gritted his teeth, his eyes hung open, and his mouth was spitting.
Meng Fei, a young man with oily hair and flour noodles, never dreamed that he was standing here properly, but he just took a second look and caused such an indiscriminate disaster. Everyone else has seen it, so why am I the only one who suffers? He almost vomited blood and his face was flushed because of the scolding.
He stuttered several times, and was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Forget it! Third Young Master, why should you be as knowledgeable as these ordinary people!" Fatty Tang hurriedly tried to persuade him, and said magnanimously.
Now is his time to play.
The two have been friends for so long, and Fatty Tang and Jun Moxie cooperated perfectly. He grabbed Jun Moxie and said, "Be careful, we'll make a big splash in the Golden Mirror Palace later! Let's show off the power of the two of us!" Talent, maybe His Majesty will be happy to reward the two of us for doing what the prime minister and grand master do, and enjoy being an official."
"That's right!" Jun Moxie stroked his hair, and flicked it stinkingly, "I don't have the same knowledge as these ordinary people!"
The two sang in unison, making everyone beside them have a strong and violent feeling of wanting to vomit: Just what kind of virtue do you two have? Still a blockbuster with unrivaled talent? Get a chance to act like a prime minister? I'm so fucked...
What is a donkey? I don’t know if I have a long face. I have seen it today. It’s really insightful...
"Jun Moxie! What do you mean! Don't tell me I'm a bully?" The greasy-haired and pink-faced Meng Fei was tongue-tied for a long time, and finally let out a sigh of relief, cursing furiously.
"Everyone can see it! This kid is the one who started the trouble, so don't blame me!" Jun Moxie spread his hands like a victim, "I originally planned that everyone would be family friends, since the people who came here are not outsiders, Don’t you think so? It’s fine to say something, but this guy is not forgiving! What kind of place is this? This is the palace! He’s actually roaring like this here, hehe, do you want to rebel? Or is it the Meng family? Seeking to usurp the throne?" Everyone fainted.
How shameless! It's really shameless! Even if it is a trumped-up charge, this is too outrageous...
"You, you... nonsense!" Meng Fei almost fainted from anger, and even his body trembled like a leaf falling in the wind.
But Jun Dawan didn't neglect, he rushed straight to Qiqi, slapped him several times with his bow left and right.
It was extremely crisp and pleasing to the ear, and then he stomped his foot on his stomach with a neat and unrestrained movement.
Meng Fei was caught off guard, and besides, he never expected that this guy would actually dare to fight in the palace! Immediately he was stunned, he felt the golden light flashing in front of his eyes, and the stars were shining brightly, then he bent down, clutching his belly like a shrimp and bowed down.
Young Master Jun is so unreasonable and merciless, he beats the dog in the water, how can he let this opportunity go? Jumping up, he uttered a strange cry of "Oh yeah", and knocked him down heavily with a bang. Then, Young Master Jun's two legs spun like a whirlwind, and rushed towards Meng Fei's face!
Not long after, this greasy-faced and noodle-faced Young Master Meng had turned into a pig's head, almost fatter than Tang Yuan! The crowd suddenly clamored, this Jun Moxie is too lawless!
"Forget it, Mr. Jun, you have to forgive others and forgive others!" A young man with a face full of resentment stopped Jun Moxie when he was about to step on it again.
When everyone saw it, there was excitement.
They are all from the oldest family in the capital, how Jun Moxie, the biggest dandy, will step down!
"Who are you? Do you have a place to speak here? Who are you? Do you know? What crime did this boy Meng commit? He just wanted to come out to set up a bridge in a daze, and he was tired of you?" Jun Moxie hung his eyes. Straighten up, tilt your body, and twist your buttocks.
The whole person is in an "S" shape, with his left hand on his waist and his head tilted, like a giant teapot.
"I'm Murong Qianli! Three generations of the Murong family!" The young man in brocade clothes had a proud expression on his face, raised his chin slightly, looked at Jun Moxie proudly, and said slowly, in a pretentious tone that Jun Moxie hated the most. : "Third Young Master Jun, hehe, look... are you giving me face? It's just a misunderstanding, how about turning it into friendship?".
"Wow! The Murong family... You scared me to death... Oh... Fatty, help me, I'm so scared that I can't breathe..."
Young Master Jun jumped up with an overly shocked look, yelled exaggeratedly twice, and patted his chest, as if his heart was about to jump out of shock.
Then, suddenly, his expression changed, as if wearing a mask: "Scaring me?! Using the Murong family to suppress me?! Tsk tsk, tsk tsk..."
Jun Moxie walked around Murong Qianli twice, stretched his neck, grinned, and gritted his teeth: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Murong Qianli, you are awesome; the Murong family, such a big name, hehehe , do you know who I am, Young Master?"
Before Murong Qianli could speak, Jun Moxie said in a strange manner: "Do you think that the Murong family is better than my Jun family? Hehe, you can represent the Murong family at such a young age?! You are so awesome! It seems that the Murong family It is to join forces with the Meng family to rebel and overthrow Tianxiang, I understand!" Jun Moxie nodded.
"I didn't say that I represented the Murong family! I didn't say anything about rebellion! Don't spread rumors here! Jun Moxie, you can use this method on others, but it won't work on me!" The brothers in the clan had already looked at him with strange eyes, and hurriedly explained loudly.
"Can't represent the Murong family? Why don't you jump out and act like a fool? Fuck! I really failed in life, all cats and dogs want to bully and bully me! His grandma's life has no fun at all."
Jun Moxie sighed, and suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Since you can't represent the Murong family, what kind of big-tailed donkey are you pretending to be? Why don't you get me out of here? Look! Give me another fucking look? Believe it or not I will eunuch you right now so that you can find a meal without leaving the palace? Hurry up and get out of here! Fuck!” Jun Sanshao’s arrogance and domineering finally aroused public outrage, and all the talented men and young masters despised him, talking in unison Jun Moxie stood with his hips akimbo, never refusing anyone who came, just in front of the palace hall, surging like a mountain, fighting with his tongue! Obscenities, swearing out of wine; swearing in the market, endless; the voice is getting louder, more and more saliva, but they do not flinch.
As the saying goes, there is a poem that goes: let him have thousands of troops, and I will be a madman!
There is also a poem praising: Hengmei coldly pointed at thousands of husbands, and cursed back with one mouth!
Fatty Tang looked at Jun Sanshao's thin but tall back with infinite admiration, and kept admiring: such eloquence! This reaction! Really agile, really awesome! Really... There is no cure, and there is only one sentence to describe it: the child eats candy—chew it!
There are different opinions, the crowd is excited, the voice in front of the main hall is getting louder and louder, and then it is like a vegetable market, and it looks like a group fight...
"Presumptuous! The palace is important! Who dares to make such a loud noise here? Don't you lose your head?" A majestic voice suddenly sounded, like the evening drum and the morning bell, deafening!
The people who were arguing exuberantly looked up, and they couldn't help shouting: "Everyone in the court, including the old men of various families, stood there with dark faces. Can hang a layer of frost.
"What kind of dignity!" Old man Dugu Zongheng shouted loudly, as if he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
All the young people were crying and drooping their heads, hating Jun Moxie to the extreme in their hearts: the image they worked so hard to build was lost because of this guy...all of them fell into the eyes of the big guys... Sigh !