A chubby eunuch appeared on the top steps of the main hall with a fly whisk on his shoulders. With a droopy face and the anguish of being a transvestite, he yelled in a thin and strange voice: "The time has come... Sirs, please!" , all the talents, all the sons, move to the Hanxiang Hall, waiting for an audience..."
"Ouch..." Jun Moxie retched, this voice is really fucking... ecstasy.
Even worse than the ones on TV...
There is nothing wrong with this, TV dramas are all imitation shows, how many times have a real eunuch go up to perform? But the one who is here now is the genuine crotch with more stuff and less stuff...
All the veterans looked at each other in unison, tacit understanding. The Hanxiang Hall is the largest palace in the imperial palace, it can accommodate thousands of people to eat at the same time, and there is still room to spare. It seems that the scale of this talent banquet has reached a certain level. Why can't we give a few days earlier notice? , Many outstanding children are outside and can't come back!
Young Master Jun and the others were about to leave when the eunuch screamed: "Your Majesty has a decree... Zhongyonghou Tang Wanli and his grandson Tang Yuan will come to see you!"
Tang Yuan was taken aback, and looked at Master Jun bitterly: "Fuck, what's going on?"
Master Jun rolled his eyes, turned around and ignored Tang Yuan, he really thought that brother was a god, why don't you ask me anything? ! Jun Dadan walked all the way to the Hanxiang Palace with his turban tilted, his shoulders shrugged, his buttocks twisted, and everyone looked sideways...
Grandpa Jun Zhantian on the steps looked at his coquettish and coquettish grandson under the stage, and felt a little pain in his head: The old man told you to hide your clumsiness, but you didn't let you "hide" like this? …
This is too out of the ordinary, outstanding, no, this should be called out of the crowd! ? It's over, it's over, my whole life's fame is ruined by your kid's ass...
The old man Dugu Wudi came over with a shy face, his eyes were still looking at Jun Moxie's swaying buttocks, and he said repeatedly: "Old gentleman, this is the first time since your grandson grew up. See this kid? Sure enough, being famous is not as good as meeting, and meeting is worse than being famous. It’s amazing.
Jun Zhantian snorted, frowned his thick eyebrows, and suddenly stopped in his tracks: "Old Dugu, I seem to remember that your Dugu family owed our Jun family 90 million taels of silver, and you still act like nothing happened... When will you pay back?" ? Give me a sweet talk."
Mr. Jun has always been old and strong, and he has been with Mr. Dugu for a lifetime. How could he let him be so ridiculed? He happened to have a handle in his hand. Seeing this old man mocking himself at this moment, how could Mr. Jun be annoying? of? Open your mouth to press for debt!
Dugu Zongheng was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened and he couldn't speak. After a long time, he spat hard and said, "Fuck! You can kill me! Ninety million taels... paralyzed, you think I'm Dugu The government is the treasury? Even if it is the treasury, it can’t afford so much now!”
"Then are you planning to renege on your debt, old man?" Mr. Jun glared, "Your Dugu family admitted this with your own mouth, and compensated according to the auction price of those wines. What's the matter, do you want to go back on your word now? Let me tell you, this is not a one-off. A small sum of money, in order to add to this account, made our Jun family bloody, even if the lawsuit was brought to the imperial court, your Dugu family would never want to rely on this money, there is still a word of justice in this world! Dugu Zongheng , You must know that the things in the world are done by people, and the sky is watching!"
Old man Dugu was immediately annoyed by this, and he was so angry with his words with a gun and a stick that one Buddha was born, two Buddhas ascended to heaven, three Buddhas Nirvana and four Buddhas passed away.
But although he is arrogant, he is not the one who reneges on his debts. Besides, almost the whole Tianxiang City knows about this matter now, and there is no way to renege on his debts if he wants to.
But... It seems that this account can't be calculated like this, and that's not what it said; why the Jun family is so bloody, and they still have to sue for imperial court, what's the point; He scolded his son hundreds of times: Look at you bastard, it's all caused by you, a prodigal son! Let's see if you can pay it off in that lifetime!
As soon as he thought of this, his eyes suddenly turned, and he thought about it, and said: "That's right, our Dugu family owes your Jun family money. This old man has clear grievances and grievances, and it's the most reasonable! Kill people to pay for their lives, and debts to pay back money, this is It's fair and honest. Could it be that the old man is so mean? How can you rely on mere tens of millions of taels of silver? You really think everyone is like you, so take that small sum of money seriously! Jun Zhantian, there is so much money Can you take it into the coffin? I look down on misers like your Jun family!"
Jun Zhantian almost died of anger, what this old man said was too easy, just tens of millions? That sum of money was almost the military expenses of the Tianxiang Empire for three years, and he simply clung to it: "Since you don't care, then return it to me quickly, why are you delaying a small sum of money?! I can tell you, my Jun family Still waiting for this little money to eat! What's wrong with the miser? It's better than some people's refusal!"
"When did I say I can't pay it back!" Dugu rolled his eyes horizontally: "We admit that we have this debt, but I don't have a lot of money for the time being, so naturally I'm not in a hurry to pay it back. Especially at that time, I didn't say when to pay it off Ah... Do you think this is the truth? If you can’t pay it this year, don’t you still have next year? Even if you can’t pay it in this life, don’t you still have to look at the next life? I remember a certain man once said that children and grandchildren are infinitely scarce, but debts are not increased Zeng, why can’t you pay it off?!”
"Hahaha..." There was a burst of crazy laughter from the side.
Ever since the two old guys got together and muttered together, people noticed; when the two talked about the huge debt, a bunch of white-haired heads suddenly came together. It was the old men of the big families, all of them were gossiping, wanting to see Dugu Zongheng's jokes one after another.
But at this moment, when they heard that Dugu Zongheng could actually come up with such an extreme shameless classic statement, a group of old men suddenly burst into laughter.
This old guy is so talented, it's just a debt, and he suddenly pushed it to the next life, paying back his children and grandchildren's infinite poverty, so fucking shameless, shameless new peak...
Trees don't need bark, they will surely die, people are shameless, they are invincible! Today is a long time to know...
"Fart your mother!" Mr. Jun was in a hurry: "Whoever lives with you in the next life is so shameless!" Suddenly his eyes rolled, and he said, "Dugu, this matter is not unreconcilable; if you really have no money to pay back, You can take your granddaughter for low debt, as long as you give your granddaughter to the old man's grandson as a wife, then our two families will become in-laws... "
"In this way, can the old man still argue with his in-laws about this small amount of silver? Naturally, the debt of your family will be forgiven, how about it? Let me tell you, you have taken advantage of it, ninety million taels of silver ;Converted into gold, there would be 900,000 taels, enough to cast a thousand people of the same size! How about it?"
"Fart your mother! You damn old ghost!" Dugu became anxious, blowing his beard and staring, and cursed unceremoniously: "My granddaughter is like a fairy, look again Your unlucky grandson, look again...
As he said that, he pointed at the back of the villainous Jun Dadan, and he was furious: "Just this kid, is he worthy of my granddaughter? Let the world tell me, are they a good match? "
"This makes sense. I also know that your granddaughter is not good enough for my grandson. To tell you the truth, it is your granddaughter's great fortune that my grandson wants your granddaughter!"
Mr. Jun squinted his eyes: "Old Dugu, if you don't agree now, it will be too late for you to regret if one day the raw rice is made into cooked rice. No wonder the old man didn't remind you! "
"He dares! The old man castrated him!"
Dugu Zongheng was furious, so angry that he was about to rush forward and start fighting. How could Mr. Jun care about him
The stance was immediately pulled away; the elders saw that the situation was not right, these two old fellows really wanted to do it! Hastily persuaded the two of them in groups of three and five, respectively, and thus avoided a shocking farce...
If the old men of the two families and the two giants of the military are fighting in the palace, then the excitement will be really impressive...
The two old men are struggling desperately, looking at each other like wanting to eat people, punching and kicking, all in the air...
"Jun Zhantian, take good care of your grandson... If you make the old man dissatisfied, slap his penis off and feed it to the birds! At that time, your Jun family will really have no descendants!" Dugu shouted with spittle .
"Bah, you think you old bastard has this ability! Do you think that the old man has been cultivating himself in recent years and is afraid of you if he doesn't do anything?! I forgot and didn't teach you all these years. You old bastard has grown wings and is about to go to the sky. Today The old man will make an exception to clean up you, the old man who doesn't know how to praise..."
Mr. Jun was also furious... Damn, this old man is pitying your granddaughter for being infatuated, otherwise, based on my grandson's conditions, even the emperor's princess would not be worthy of it! Not to mention your granddaughter? To be so cheap and act like a good boy, there are still such shameless people in the world...
Except for a few old men who desperately held them back, the other civil and military officials hurried past without looking sideways.
These two old things can't be messed with by just anyone...
Dugu Zongheng is better, although it is unreasonable, but at least his life is not in danger, but the old man of the Jun family usually looks harmless to humans and animals on the surface, and even claims to "cultivate his body and mind", but last time he didn't move The son beheaded one-third of the court ministers, but he is a typical silent executioner who kills without blinking or frowning...
Now that these two are arguing, this place is a place of right and wrong, so don't stay for a long time...
"Tang Yuan?" In the Tiande Palace, His Majesty the emperor looked at the fat man in front of him with a gentle style. Even though his mind was extremely calm, he couldn't help but twitched his brows wildly.
Tang Wanli's grandson is so oppressive! That day in the Noble Hall, I didn't feel that it was a big distance, but now that the distance is getting closer, I suddenly feel that this fat body is really fat, and I feel so safe! In Tang Yuan's body, it fully embodies the superiority of the imperial economic system.
Seeing Tang Yuan, I immediately felt a sense of happiness that the common people have no worries about food and clothing...
"Yes! Tang Yuan sees His Majesty." Tang Yuan knelt on the ground with difficulty, and his belly spread out on the ground in front of him like a carpet. He wanted to kowtow, but he kowtowed on his own belly...