Tang Yuan felt a little apprehensive. Grandpa went back after delivering it to the door, leaving only himself to face the Supreme Emperor whom he had met for the first time. He felt a little apprehensive.
"Stand up, come and give me a seat." Seeing his distressed appearance, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help but chuckled twice, and waved his hands amiably.
"Yes, thank you, Your Majesty." Tang Yuan stretched out his fat hands, got up, wiped his sweat, and carefully wanted to sit down.
But I don't know if it was intentional or what, the chair brought by the eunuch was an armchair, and it was not big. Of course, people with a relatively normal body can definitely sit in it easily, and even have a lot of wealth, but it is really difficult for Fatty Tang to sit in.
Fatty Tang kept in mind his grandfather's teaching: in front of His Majesty, if you offer a seat, you must not sit down in a big way, just sit on half of your buttocks, you must remember! But now, Fatty Tang really wants to sit on half of his buttocks. The problem is that this armchair seems to be unable to fit even half of his buttocks.
With a groan, he finally stuffed half of his butt in, the armchair was immediately full, and a circle of fat hung around, but it overflowed.
"Haha..." The emperor finally couldn't hold back, and actually laughed out loud. Tang Yuan accompanied him with a dry laugh, only feeling that the sweat on his head was gradually oozing out.
"Tang Yuan, I heard that you are in charge of the noble hall?" The emperor stopped laughing and asked intentionally or unintentionally. In the depths of his eyes, a faint cold light flashed silently.
"Yes... Your Majesty, my servant... Caomin... Your Majesty... I..." Fatty Tang was sweating profusely, stuttering and speechless. He wanted to call himself a lowly official, but he thought it was inappropriate because he had no official position; he wanted to call himself a commoner, but he was not;
He choked for a moment.
"It's okay, you can do whatever you want." His Majesty the Emperor said gently, "Tang Yuan, can you tell me, whose idea was such a good way to be auctioned in the Hall of Nobles last time?"
"This... that... Your Majesty, hehe, that's what happened..." Fatty's heart turned, no wonder the boss asked me so solemnly again and again, it turned out to be this big boss, you know, the boss is really tall...
"Actually, it was because I was, ahem, relatively young, ignorant and made some mistakes, and was kicked out of the house by my grandfather. At that time... I was thinking, I must do something to show the old man Look, the decision to kick me out of the house is wrong." Tang Yuan scratched his head embarrassingly: "But I don't know anything, I'm just interested in making money..."
"You mean... you actually came up with this idea?" His Majesty's face darkened, and suddenly a heavy coercion silently pressed down on Tang Yuan.
This is not the aura of a master of profound energy, but the pure majesty of an emperor. Even a master of the emperor, or the eight supreme beings, cannot imitate it!
"... yes! Your Majesty... this is actually nothing, it's just a small business." Tang Yuan sweated through his heavy clothes in an instant, and felt that his whole body was hot like prickly heat, but he carried it directly with red mouth and white teeth. down.
The emperor's eyes stared at him, and he didn't speak for a while; his fingers tapped lightly on the dragon chair, making a crisp "dongdong" sound, which was exceptionally clear in the silent hall. Tang Yuan only felt that every blow was a beating on his heart, and his heartbeat became as violent as a drum beating for a while, and he felt that he was sweating and his body was weak. Hold on, you must hold on...
"It's nothing? It's just a small business? Tang Yuan, are you guilty?" His Majesty the Emperor narrowed his eyes slightly, leaving only a sharp gap to observe Fatty Tang's face.
"Small... small... the little one is guilty, but I don't know where the little one made a mistake... Please, please enlighten me..." Tang Yuan became more nervous, and he didn't know how to address himself. Suddenly remembered that when I was visiting a brothel, the boy in the brothel called himself. After thinking about it, I felt that it was very appropriate to use it here, so I said so.
It's just that he was flustered and only knew that he copied the original version, and even the uncle called out, and his tone was more learned. When the brothel boy talked to the guests, no matter whether it was his own fault or not, he would rush to admit his mistakes. Really a good one.
This is not bad, the fat man has become a big teapot and a pimp, and His Majesty the emperor has become a prostitute...
"Where are you guilty? Your auction has turned the entire capital into a mess!" His Majesty the Emperor snorted and continued to exert coercion. His Majesty the Emperor is an honorable person, how could he know that he has somehow become, uh, uncle.
"The little one... I really didn't think about it that much at the time, I just planned to support myself, ahem, I just planned to earn some money from the hands of the uncles, there is no such thing as what I have, the little one is definitely not strong Buying and selling is absolutely what you want..." Tang Yuan sweated into a line.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well, as soon as this sentence came out, the emperor immediately became one of the public prostitutes, and among these prostitutes, there were his own three sons... and the fat man was confused, so he naturally didn't know the relationship between the four of them. Another step closer, fellowship...
"Let's not talk about anything else, just the word 'nobility' you mentioned has already aroused the heart of comparison among rich and wealthy families in the capital, and it has become increasingly serious. Recently, prices in Kyoto have risen rapidly; Only one invitation was sent out, but it was clearly stated that only those who were invited were nobles, which greatly provoked fierce disputes within the industry and caused personal grievances; now the salt merchants, cloth merchants... all industries in Tianxiang City are in Fighting openly and secretly, even, there have been several cases of bloodshed! Thirdly, it has stirred up political instability..." Regarding this last point, His Majesty the Emperor naturally couldn't say it clearly, but just mentioning it like this scared Tang Yuan very much.
It turns out that the boss secretly has such a great plan and backhand! Really... Idol, I thought it was just for the money... I'm so stupid, the level is still not enough, or I show up, charge forward, and the boss sits firmly in the back, this is called real strategy... Among other things, So what is thousands of miles away
Seeing Tang Yuan's confused face, His Majesty the Emperor was even more sure that this matter was definitely not his idea, at least not his mastermind. He slowly stood up from the dragon chair, took two steps slowly, and stood beside Tang Yuan with his hands behind his back. The first three feet: "Tang Yuan, as the grandson of a loyal and brave lord, no matter how stupid you are, no matter how ignorant you are, you will still be indispensable to the prosperity and wealth of your life in the future. Why bother to stand up for others? Have you ever suffered? Ruined yourself and your Tang family's great future? Do you think it's worth it?"
Heart attack! Naked heart attack!
The descendants of any family will absolutely not be able to deal with such a threat safely. His Majesty the Emperor is sure of this! So after he said this, his eyes were fixed on Tang Yuan's face like nails.
But what His Majesty the Emperor never expected was that Master Jun had already rehearsed this set of rhetoric with Fatty Tang several times after he learned that he might reveal his secrets. But the murderous aura is even better, just a bit of bastard's aura, but it can't help Fatty.
In fact, if His Majesty the Emperor just kept gossiping, with Fatty Tang's cultivation of mind, how could he be the hands and feet of an old fox like him? Sooner or later, some telltale signs will be revealed. At that time, even if the fat man is prepared, he will not be able to resist.
But now there are nearly a thousand people waiting in the Hanxiang Hall. His Majesty the Emperor suddenly turned to this area in order to seek a quick decision, but he just got into the routine designed by Master Jun.
For Tang Yuan, this question is like a comparison: A high school student with the lowest academic performance and basically no knowledge got a set of test papers on the eve of the college entrance examination, and was forced to recite them. It's just a college entrance examination question, and it's a complete set...
The boss is really clever! Tang Yuan thought of it adoringly!
Take it!
"Your Majesty, you don't know something. Let me tell you about the younger one. The younger one was expelled from the house by the family ancestor that day. Most likely the younger one deserved what he deserved. It's just that at that time, the younger one was punished by the family ancestor. I was so wounded all over my body that I couldn't do anything even to move, and I was cleared out of the house without taking any money from my duty. At this time when there is no way to go to heaven and no way to go to earth, my good brother, the third young master of the Jun family When Mo Xie appeared, he was the one who rescued me in times of crisis, rescued me from difficulties, let alone shy away from it, and took me back to Jun’s house for recuperation. This kindness..." The fat man showed emotion on his face, his face full of emotion .
"What do you mean, in fact, this idea is from Jun's mistress?" His Majesty the Emperor was really a little angry, this fat man rambling about, why is he so annoying!
"Your Majesty, you have misunderstood. Listen to what I have to say. On that day, I entered Jun's house to treat my good brother warmly. Three teas and six meals, basic necessities of life, food, housing, and transportation are meticulous. Although Tang Yuan is just a dude, he has no strengths. But I also know how to repay my kindness, but at this moment, I am depending on others, how to talk about repayment, I think that I am a little bit superior in business, and then I have an idea, thinking about the one thing that Brother Jun and I have in common... "
What do you two have in common? Playboy? prodigal? Disappointing? what else
"Your Majesty also knows that there are rumors in the market that Brother Jun and I are the sons of my No. 1 and No. 2 Tianxiang's dudes. The little one found a ray of inspiration in it. Reminiscing about the past, I don't know how valuable money is, so I squandered it recklessly. Often worthless things are bid with others indiscriminately, and spend a lot of money, and looking around the capital, there are not a few children like me and the third young master. If they are named after dudes, they are called nobles. Why are you rich? This is a way to make money, anyway, these people don't take money seriously... "
"It's a coincidence that some time ago, by chance, I met Senior Song Shang, the number one wine master in the world, and with his approval, the Noble Hall got the peerless wine secretly brewed by the senior. In this situation, if Your Majesty still has questions, Tang Yuan is willing to answer them all for His Majesty!" The fat man said angrily, not knowing if his words were right, or because the attitude of His Majesty the emperor had already been evaluated by the master Jun, but the fat man had no idea what to do. The panic before!
I have already asked this, how could His Majesty let go so easily, and asked about everything in detail.
The fat man who already had a case in mind was not panicked in the slightest, and his answers were fluent, and every reason was reasonable and impeccable. Speaking of the sadness of being expelled from the family, Fatty performed passionately according to the wonderful script designed by director Junda, weeping and crying loudly.
A pile of fat meat splashed with sweat, tears splashed and wailed in front of him... What kind of feeling is this