Coughing twice, Mei Gaojie, an old-fashioned professor of Wenxing Academy, stood up tremblingly, first went to His Majesty the Emperor to salute, and then bowed in circles: "Your Majesty, my lords, this golden autumn gifted scholar feast. Double Ninth Festival , is a good time in life. On behalf of the thousands of students of Wenxing Academy, I would like to wish Your Majesty forever and ever. May God bless me with heavenly fragrance, prosperous people and prosperous country, prosperous culture and martial arts, and sweep away all the countries in the mainland as soon as possible, unify the country, and benefit the common people! Today's event , thanks to His Majesty's great grace, I, besides the imperial examinations, eclecticly promote talents, this is me..."
He babbled a lot, but just got to a point, and was about to get to the point, when suddenly a low voice complained: "It's a grand royal feast, how come the dishes are gone before you take a few bites, it's too unreasonable... Fatty I also sympathize with your big belly. But shouldn’t you be sympathetic to us, how can you eat like this, a table of dishes is almost finished by you alone in such a short time... "
The voice didn't seem loud at first glance, and it was even deliberately lowered, but at this time, except for Mei Gaojie who was speaking in the hall, everyone else was silent, holding their breath, and it was really a needle drop It can be heard that everyone heard it clearly immediately, and in an instant, weird expressions appeared on everyone's faces...
It was Jun Moxie who spoke, and Young Master Jun wanted to disrupt the situation, so naturally he would not let go of such a great opportunity easily.
As for Tang Yuan, who was accused by him, held up half of the crab with one hand, and looked at him in astonishment, with a look of great injustice.
Boss, which one of us eats more? Although I eat a lot, I'm not half as good as you, am I? You said this, but you are too heartless, right? !
Mei Gaojie was giving a speech with great emotion, when he was suddenly interrupted by this sudden noise, he couldn't help being angry, the interrupted topic turned out to be such a shameless topic narrated by such a shameless person, he was even more angry, just Just about to tremble his lips and rebuke angrily, he heard a voice as thick as a broken gong, and said contemptuously: "I have seen shameless ones, but I have never seen such shameless ones. Obviously, I have all the good things in my head. After eating, he still has the nerve to accuse others of eating more, what kind of person is this?"
It was Duguying. Duguying had always been annoyed that she didn't get the bear's paw. Of course he wanted to stand up and express his dissatisfaction. People were yelling loudly, coupled with Young Master Jun's mischief, naturally the audience could hear it, but in terms of noise level, it was even better than Young Master Jun's before!
Jun Moxie became more interested when he saw that someone was helping out, he curled his lips and said: "Can I eat faster? Damn! Others come to one or two, but yours is good, one guy drags the family with the mouth A dozen or so people are almost all here, all of them are fat and strong, with big buttocks and round waists, but they are all gathered at the same table. If I don’t eat fast, I don’t even have to drink the soup..." Fatty Tang hurriedly Standing up with difficulty to smooth things over: "Third Young Master, there is nothing wrong with that, after all, this meal. He... he doesn't spend money."
As soon as this remark came out, even His Majesty the emperor couldn't help but let out a strange sound of "poof".
Those old men even laughed viciously, only Dugu stared at the fat man with staring eyes, as if he wanted to eat people.
In an instant, the majestic hall was filled with the sound of "Hang Chi Han Chi" laughing with their mouths covered.
Mr. Mei Gaojie was trembling with anger, and was about to speak, when suddenly a strange voice teased and said: "The members of the Jun family are indeed so arrogant and domineering, their reputation is well-deserved."
Everyone was surprised for a while, followed the sound, the person who spoke was dressed in white and was in the upper seat, but he was the honored guest of this banquet, Fengxue Yincheng, Xiao Fengwu! Xiao Fengwu naturally knew about the unintentional relationship between his uncle Xiao Han and Jun's family, and since Princess Han Yanmeng came back from Jun's house, she had been proudly claiming to recognize a junior, which made the possessive Young Master Xiao Feeling very uncomfortable, he took the lead in sarcasm at this moment.
"This is?" Jun Moxie pretended not to know him.
"My surname is Xiao, a member of the Xiao family in Wind and Snow Silver City, Xiao Fengwu!" Xiao Fengwu raised his eyebrows and laughed twice.
With his chest straightened out, he unfolded a folding fan in his hand, shook it slowly twice, and glanced at the table with beautiful women on one side, his movements were very chic.
"Good name!" But Li Youran who was sitting on the side said: "Brother Xiao's name is really extraordinary, it has a fairy spirit!" The enemy's enemy is my friend! The Xiao family has a feud with the Jun family, so Li Youran naturally wants to make great use of it.
"Hehe. Speaking of my name, there is a story behind it."
Xiao Fengwu was very proud, and was scratched by Li Youran, and explained in detail: "It is said that on the night when Xialin was born, my mother had a dream. She dreamed of a phoenix, which fell on a sycamore tree. Above. Therefore, I named my subordinate Fengwu."
"It's a god-given name!" Li Youran applauded with admiration.
"Haha..." Jun Moxie laughed loudly.
"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Fengwu looked at him angrily, how could he interrupt him when he was enjoying himself
"It's nothing, I was thinking, your mother is really good at dreaming, she actually dreamed that a phoenix landed on a sycamore tree, and then you were called Fengwu, what a good name..." Jun Moxie wanted to endure She couldn't hold back her laughter, she continued to lean forward and back together for a while, and then said: "I was thinking, if your mother had a wrong dream that night, instead of a phoenix and a sycamore tree, she dreamed of a chicken falling on a On a banana tree, what should your name be now? You know. Dreaming is a possibility, you are really lucky to be able to call your current name!"
His Majesty the Emperor choked out a sip of wine, his face flushed, he coughed for a while, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Dreamed of a chicken falling on a banana tree? This... Reminiscent of Xiao Fengwu's surname, everyone suddenly came to their senses.
Everyone wanted to laugh, but everyone was also worried about the power of Fengxue Yincheng, but they absolutely didn't dare to laugh out loud. Several people choked hard.
"What do you mean?" Xiao Fengwu was a little puzzled, and asked subconsciously, and suddenly recalled it, and immediately covered his face with frost: "Jun Moxie, how dare you scold me?"
"I scolded you? What did I scold you for?" Jun Moxie looked innocent: "Even if you are from the Xiao family in Fengxue Yincheng, you can't be unreasonable, right? Catch traitors, catch thieves, catch thieves, talk, want There is evidence!"
"You obviously called me a kid..." Xiao Fengwu finally realized that he was almost fooled again, before he made a fool of himself, he couldn't help roaring: "Jun Moxie, I'm going to kill you!"
"Fengxue Yincheng is really powerful, it is worthy of being the most famous power in the world!" Jun Moxie shook his head in admiration, admiring: "In his country, he was treated as a state guest, and was even invited into the palace as the chief executive; Under the watchful eyes of the whole country, military officials, court officials, and even our great emperor, he dared to openly clamor to kill the only grandson of a country's military officials... Such courage, I really admire it."
Having said that, all the ministers looked ugly.
That's right, the only grandson of an important military official was about to be killed in front of my emperor. If he left the palace, he might be so arrogant.
Xiao Han hurriedly stood up, forced his nephew to sit down, arched his hands, and said apologetically: "Fengwu is young and doesn't know the world; I'm impulsive, please forgive me!" Of course Xiao Han never cared about the royal family, but he didn't I am willing to rashly fight against the royal family of any country.
After all, with the supreme covenant in front, the binding force is still very strong.
Besides, if someone invited me and others to come here with good intentions, if they were provoked into a feud with Tianxiang, it would be because he and others were too ignorant, and it would not be nice to put this matter there.
His Majesty the Emperor smiled magnanimously, saying that it's okay.
Below, Jun Moxie had no choice but to sit down, but Dugu Xiaoyi leaned over, opened her big round black and white eyes, and asked curiously: "A chicken that landed on a banana tree, what's its name?"
Jun Moxie almost stumbled under the table, wiped his nose and smiled wryly: "Ah, this, just ask your brother, he must know. I said a lot just now, my mouth is too dry, let me drink first saliva… "
Dugu Xiaoyi snorted and gave him a blank look, then turned her head to ask Duguying, and saw Duguying's black face suddenly turned purple, such a thing, how can a brother explain this to his sister? ! Can't help but cast a vicious glance at Jun Moxie, and stammered his refusal, but Dugu Xiaoyi was dissatisfied, pouting her mouth, acting coquettishly and threatening, making everyone of the seven Dugu family brothers into a mess.
Seeing the awkward atmosphere in the main hall, Kong Lingyang, another teacher in Wenxing Academy, stood up and said, "Last year at the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet, talented men and women from various families fought against our Wenxing Academy. He is superior, but no one has ever surpassed Mr. Li, the eldest grandson of Li Taishi's residence; the old man still has a grudge in his heart. Today, some disciples want to ask Mr. Li for advice, I don't know what to do?"
Everyone's spirits were lifted, and the main event finally came!
The talented scholars of Wenxing Academy are also shining in everyone's eyes.
Since entering this hall, all the talents have been unwilling to eat, just for this moment, if they can stump the recognized No. 1 talent in Tianxiang, at least in terms of knowledge, they will show that they are slightly better than themselves, which will undoubtedly have great benefits for the future good!
Li Youran smiled slightly, stood up and looked at the crowd with warm eyes, said: "Youran has little talent and little learning, how can he be a challenge to all the talented scholars, it's better not to make a fool of yourself. However, if you want to ask for advice, there is another person in front of you. Whether it is knowledge or wisdom, You Ran admires you very much, everyone may wish to ask him a lesson or two."
"My lord, who is that great talent?" Everyone asked together, their hearts full of doubts. Could it be that there is still a peerless talent in Tianxiang City who can convince Li Youran? It's strange why I've never heard of it before.
"It's Jun Moxie, Mr. Jun." Li Youran smiled slightly, and said in a sincere tone, at the same time pointing at the young master Jun, his goal was extremely clear.
Jun Moxie was holding up a chicken leg and gnawed his mouth full of greasy food, when trouble suddenly appeared, he could not help but give Li Youran a hard look.
Hold! You brat openly framed me!
Everyone was in an uproar.