Meng Haizhou and the others all thought that Li Youran was taking the opportunity to embarrass Jun Moxie, and they booed one after another. But who knew that what Li Youran said was the truth.
"Mr. Youran is just joking." Kong Lingyang's face darkened, a little displeased: "Mr. Jun may... have other... uh... achievements in other areas; but he has never been famous in the way of poetry, which is..."
Someone snickered, Confucius' words were extremely cryptic, but everyone could hear them, the so-called other aspects of Jun Moxie's "achievements" were nothing more than brothels, running dogs and cockfights, bullying male bullies Those despicable things about women, as for other things, what else can this kid accomplish? Everyone boasted in their hearts: the old master is the old master, and he is so elegant even when he hurts others.
"Confucius don't need to worry, hehe, if the noble student can't even argue with Jun Moxie, why bother to compete with Young Master Youran?" Meng Haizhou replied with a slight smile, but this remark greatly defeated the old master Confucius.
Kong Lingyang was furious, and thought that if the disciple I poured my heart and soul into is not as good as that dandy, then the old man really needs one rope and two sets, and he committed suicide. Without saying a word, with a wave of his hand, he designated a disciple to fight, and sat down sullenly.
"Xiaosheng Han Zhidong, ask Mr. Jun for advice." A young man stood up with a smile, bowed deeply from a distance, then raised his head, with a slight flash of disdain in his eyes.
"Well, there is no need to ask for advice. When I have time, I will teach you two moves of Sanshou to ensure that you can cross the Lingwu Lake and show off your glory. How can the mystery be demonstrated in public? Even if you don't mind, I still mind "What Jun Moxie looked at, naturally saw the disdain in his eyes, chuckled, winked, and made a haha, and directly put a shameless hat on him.
"Xiaosheng has always kept himself clean, but he never goes to places like Lingwu Lake." Han Zhidong's voice was a little cold, and there was a burst of contempt in his heart: he really is a big scum, and he asked him for knowledge, and he actually said it in one sentence I went to the brothel, do you also know that this is a public place? It's really degrading!
"You haven't been to Lingwu Lake? Then where did you go?" Jun Moxie felt disgusted in his heart, you guys haven't finished yet, shaking your legs, and said leisurely: "Oh, yes, I was negligent Look at Caizi Han's shabby outfit, and he probably can't afford to go to such a place. It seems that if there is a need, he will hold a spear in his hand and plan a strategy in his heart. Guns wiped out hundreds of millions of soldiers and horses, and afterward, I had to breathe a sigh of relief..."
What is this nonsense! Han Zhidong's fair and handsome face suddenly turned red like chicken blood, and his neck became thick all of a sudden...
Young Master Jun's words seem to be very elegant, and the words are very imposing. Among the crowd, many people were stunned for a moment, and after careful thought, they understood what it meant. They couldn't help They all giggled. This kid is really... bad!
For a while, the hall was filled with the kind of understanding that belonged to men, who could only comprehend the indescribable obscene laughter...
Only Princess Lingmeng, Dugu Xiaoyi, Han Yanmeng and other famous ladies and talented women stared in amazement one by one, looking at this and then that in puzzlement, feeling faintly in their hearts that this might not be a good thing, but I really can't think of what kind of bad thing it is. According to Jun Moxie, it describes a majestic general, but why is it so weird
Several old men winked and winked at each other, but they were the only ones who really laughed out loud without fear, and patted the table and thighs, laughing blindly. Dugu Zongheng slapped Tang Wanli on the shoulder, who was trembling with laughter, and said with a low laugh, "Old Tang, I suddenly remembered the time when the two of us first entered the army, the eve of the fierce battle against Tianlang Mountain; Mr. Jun The son is the captain, that night, Old Tang, you were so powerful once, we all saw it, you got up early tomorrow morning and went out to wash your underwear..."
Tang Wanli immediately blushed and jumped up with a thick neck, no longer caring how afraid he was of Dugu Zongheng, he opened his hands viciously and wrapped his thick neck around him, growling in a low voice: "You old bastard! How dare you say that again? go down..."
Dugu coughed repeatedly, but begged for mercy while laughing, several old fellows pushed their thumbs under Tang Wanli's nose one after another, so everyone heard it...
Old Mr. Tang blushed, stood up angrily and was about to leave, but was held down by several old men together and persuaded to come down with a smile.
Dugu Xiaoyi saw that the seven elder brothers were all tightly pursing their lips and smiling, their black faces were filled with joy, their shoulders were still trembling, and they seemed to be really funny, so they couldn't help asking : "What is he talking about? Is it really so funny?"
Uh... The seven brothers looked at each other in blank dismay, all of them stunned in embarrassment, and then shook their heads in unison: "It's not funny, how is it funny? It's not funny at all!"
Dugu Xiaoyi snorted, turned her head angrily, and suddenly felt that these men, including her brothers and Jun Moxie, looked so annoying! I was so pissed off today that I couldn't get an answer for anything I asked!
I secretly recalled what Jun Moxie said, and firmly remembered it in my heart, thinking that if you don't say it, you won't say it; when I go home and ask my mother... I don't believe it, I really don't know...
Han Zhidong took a deep breath, knowing that he would never gain the upper hand if he continued to quarrel with this dandy, and said, "Your Majesty has given you this golden autumn talent banquet, and Xiaosheng is ashamed to be able to follow his mentor and come here just to make up for it." "When I came here just now, I saw golden chrysanthemums and osmanthus blooming in full bloom against the cold in the imperial garden, and I came across a couplet, please enlighten me, my lord!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Jun Moxie to accept or not, he read it directly: "Royal Garden, chrysanthemum fragrance, orchid fragrance, sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance, flower fragrance, flower fragrance .”
As soon as this couplet came out, everyone thought about it.
This couplet seems simple, but it is not. Especially in the last sentence, the word "Tianxiang" is embedded, which more metaphorically expresses blessings to the Tianxiang Empire, but there is no trace of the horse, which can be said to be a Intermediate master. For a while, everyone was scratching their heads, wanting to show off in front of others, so as to show off their talents in front of His Majesty.
As for Jun Moxie, everyone has no hope... Isn't it a joke that he is right about such a profound and difficult couplet? Even in the next life, he won't be able to show it!
"Mr. Jun, I'm a young man with little talent and learning, and I can barely write such a superficial couplet. I wonder if I can still get into the eyes of Mr. Jun?" Han Zhidong laughed, looking at Jun Moxie very humbly, with a very sincere expression : "Please, Mr. Jun, don't hesitate to teach me a thing or two!"
If he didn't say this, or even waited until Jun Moxie didn't make a fool of himself, everyone would definitely look down on Jun Moxie and at the same time look at him high. Make a special impression on him. After all, it is not a bad talent to come up with an extremely difficult couplet on the spot; but when he said these words, everyone of the bosses sighed in their hearts.
Such a "talented man" who is so unreasonable and rampant when he is successful, has already lost his mind. What's more, you, a person who has been nurtured by Wenxing Academy for many years, is so proud of embarrassing a dude in poetry couplets
This so-called genius will never achieve high lifelong achievements!
Even if there is a chance to climb up, the big bosses will not allow such a hearted person to rise to the top! Who can guarantee whether this guy will deal with him after he gains power? So Han Zhidong didn't know at all, because he said one more sentence, he completely declared the demise of his political future, and he is still complacent at this moment...
Jun Moxie frowned, if he composed a poem impromptu, he could plagiarize it, but this kind of impromptu couplet, even if he wanted to plagiarize. How come the first round of ya is compared to a shit couplet? Is it better than others? It's his grandma's...
Old Master Kong Lingyang narrowed his eyes, very pleased with himself: "If you are sorry, Mr. Jun, you might as well say so, hehe, for you, this is not something to be ashamed of..."
Everyone chuckled, this old man is really relentless, and has carried out his usual habit of swearing without profanity, it seems that he is going to continue to swear.
Jun Moxie rushed upwards, suddenly turned his heart, and said loudly: "What's so difficult about this? Isn't it just a piece of bullshit Shanglian? See if my brother will match you up, stepping on Wenxing Academy alone!"
There was a lot of booing, this guy really dares to speak, just his two strokes, he dared to say such crazy words, and he was not afraid of Feng Da's tongue flashing. It seems that this kid is going to be tortured by Wenxing Academy today...
Only Li Youran and Mr. Jun Zhantian's eyes shrank, but Li Youran believed that he had this ability, and this Shanglian Li Youran also tried to be right in his heart, and always felt that he was not right. Seeing Jun Moxie utter wild words at this moment, he couldn't help but think in his heart: Is he really stronger than me
Mr. Jun is a little anxious, little bastard, didn't you agree to let you hide your clumsiness? Why are you showing your sharpness now
Kong Lingyang sneered, and said: "Master Jun is really confident, how about it, if Mr. Jun really agrees with you within a stick of incense, I, Wenxing Academy, are willing to admit defeat; but if you don't, please ask Mr. Jun How about mediating with Young Master Tang and returning my poor disciple to me?"
The disciple he was talking about was naturally Zhao Chengsong, the "underwear-washing talent" who was abused by Tang Yuan. Where can I return him? Even if he summoned his soul back from the underworld, his bones would already stink by now...
"No problem!" Jun Moxie raised his neck and embraced everything. If Xin Dao doesn’t agree, I’ll just return your disciple’s bones to you. You only want disciples, and you didn’t say whether they were alive or dead. We don’t mind about that...
"However, if I am right about this, you have to be right about me! If you are not right, then, from now on, your Wenxing Academy will not be able to say the word couplet in front of me, young master, how about it?" Jun Moxie blamed laugh.