"It's a deal!" Kong Lingyang didn't take him seriously at all, not to mention that you may not be able to match Han Zhidong's above couplet. Can you live in our entire Wenxing Academy? What a big joke!
Jun Moxie slapped his thigh, with a crisp sound, grabbed a jug of wine on the table, stepped on the chair with one foot, raised his head and took two sips, thought for a while, raised his head and took two more sips, and thought for a while .
Everyone's eyes were focused on him, even His Majesty the Emperor looked at him with interest, and a cold light flashed faintly in his eyes. If Jun Moxie can really match this couplet properly, then he really needs to reevaluate his relationship with the Jun family...
Both Dugu Xiaoyi and Princess Lingmeng looked at him anxiously, complaining in their hearts: What can you do? It would be embarrassing if he didn't get it right, but he didn't dare to speak out for fear of disturbing his train of thought.
Seeing that most of Jun Moxie's jar of wine had already gone down, Duguying became anxious, "Hey! Don't you just use this opportunity to drink more?"
Dugu Xiaoyi gave her elder brother a hard look, and said angrily: "Others are not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?" Duguying scratched her head, sat down embarrassingly, and looked eagerly at the wine jar in Jun Moxie's hand...
Sudden!
As soon as Jun Moxie raised his head, he raised his right hand and snapped his fingers, clear and crisp, and said: "Yes!"
Under the anticipation of everyone, Young Master Jun complacently read out his second couplet: "Chasing Smelly Street, Human Shit Stinks, Dog Shit Stinks, Pig Shit Stinks, Shit Stinks Shit Stinks Shit Stinks, Confucianism Stinks Stinks, Stinks Ten Thousand Years, Ten thousand years alone stinks.
A shock!
"Absolutely, really absolutely... use fragrance to smell, use feces to flower... vomit..." Tang Yuan hurriedly jumped out to praise, but before he finished speaking, he was disgusted by the "absolute" in his mouth, and said no As soon as I spoke, I just felt nauseated in my stomach...
This pair is right... It's really terrible-the disgusting people are so disgusting, and after eating a lot of things just now, it would be strange if you don't feel sick and want to vomit...
Everyone had weird faces, and looked at Jun Moxie with grief and indignation. Suddenly, with a bang, Han Yanmeng, the little princess of Fengxue Yincheng, covered her mouth and ran out, and then all the young ladies covered their mouths in a swarm...
In the end, even Dugu Xiaoyi covered her mouth and ran away, before she ran out, she gave Jun Moxie a bitter look.
"Who dares to say that I'm not right? We're right!" Jun Moxie raised his arms and grabbed a crab, took out the crab roe, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed .
Everyone watched him stuff the yellow crab roe into his mouth, and when they thought of the disgusting second line just now, everyone turned pale again.
Everyone was speechless for a while; the pair was indeed matched, and they scolded these great Confucianists severely. Just the "smell of Confucianism" in those ten days can make the old masters angry trembling. As for the rhythm, even Kong Lingyang and Mei Gaojie dare not say that such a couplet is wrong or not neat, but...
When you put this kind of couplet on when everyone is eating, isn't that deliberately looking ugly? You got the upper and lower lines, but it directly made everyone lose their appetite...
"Feng Shui turns, now it's my turn to come up with a question." Jun Moxie waved the half of the crab in his hand triumphantly: "I remember half a month ago, that day, I was at home, uh...studying poetry, suddenly my grandfather had a An old friend came to visit. The name of this old friend was very strange, so I was very impressed; his surname was He, and his first name was Shang; he gave my grandfather a painting, which was a lotus painting drawn by himself. Lian, my grandfather asked many people for advice, but he couldn't get it right."
Speaking of this, Dugu Xiaoyi and the other girls came back with pale faces one by one, everyone stared at Jun Moxie bitterly, wanting to run over and bite him.
When he said this, someone already asked curiously: "But I don't know what the Shanglian Jun Sanshao said?"
"This first couplet is very simple, only seven characters - draw a lotus flower and a monk painting." Jun Moxie hummed twice, and threw out this absolute. As for the scapegoat, it was directly blamed on Mr. Jun. Anyway, Mr. Jun is here now, so he is not afraid of cheating. In this world, there may be too many people who cannot be trusted, but my grandfather is definitely one of the most worthy of my trust!
Don't talk about lying to your face, even if you don't face to face, Mr. Jun must wipe his grandson's ass!
"Draw the painting of the lotus flower monk... draw the painting of the lotus flower monk..." Everyone frowned as soon as this upper couplet came out. This couplet seems very simple at first glance, but when you touch it carefully, everyone takes a deep breath. It can be read anyway, and the meaning is the same anyway; there is a person's name embedded in the middle, anyway; although the first and last words are the same, but the movement and silence are opposite.
All the old masters frowned, never expecting that this dandy, who did all kinds of crimes, did not learn and had no skills, would throw a huge problem when he opened his mouth!
Facing this eternal absoluteness like a magical pen, a group of talented scholars in Wenxing Academy fell into an unprecedented bitter struggle! Twenty gifted scholars frowned and thought hard at the same time, everyone racked their brains and thought hard.
Jun Moxie has already corrected the problem that he had posed, even though the second couplet that he posed was quite unbearable, but if he is not right, he is right, this is already a fact that cannot be changed, and now that the other party has a problem, his own But he was at a loss, if he couldn't answer in the end, then it would mean that the entire Wenxing Academy was stumped by Jun Moxie.
This is an unbelievable "myth"! But this myth just happened!
If the entire academy's intelligence still can't perfectly decipher this absolute, and be stumped by an ignorant dude...? ? How humiliating would that be? How embarrassing is the whole academy, which represents the highest talent in the Tianxiang Empire!
In fact, this couplet, even in Jun Moxie's previous life on Earth, this couplet also belongs to an absolute! Until it was posted on the Internet, countless people worked hard, and after several accumulations, they barely matched a few, and no matter in terms of artistic conception, rhythm, or other conditions, they were able to achieve a stable and seamless match, which can be said Not a word.
With such absoluteness, it would be too difficult for these talented scholars to face each other in just a short stick of incense.
The two masters are also thinking hard!
Mei Gao Jie Mei old master frowned bitterly, paced back and forth slowly; shook his head from time to time, murmured: "No, no!" Then he continued to meditate.
Kong Lingyang Mr. Kong remained motionless, closed his eyes and looked up at the sky. His face was full of deep thinking. From a distance, it seemed that the wrinkles on his face had deepened. His white hair was like snow and silver. , making people look like they couldn't help but feel a sad emotion.
In fact, this duel is aimed at the gifted scholars of Wenxing Academy present at the meeting. The two old masters should not be involved in it. Strictly speaking, it is even more illegal. But at this moment, it is related to the reputation of Wenxing Academy for more than a hundred years. However, the two old masters don't care about so many, as for Young Master Jun, he doesn't care about it even more, let alone adding those two old ghosts, even if you find ten or twenty more, so what
Time passed bit by bit, and a stick of incense curled up with green smoke, and finally completely turned into ashes.
Miracles did not happen!
"I'm sorry! I admit defeat!" Han Zhidong lowered his head in a slump, and he couldn't help but feel a strong sense of frustration in his heart. He, the talented student trained by Wenxing Academy, actually wanted to face each other in front of Jun Moxie, a dude. lost!
At this moment, he wanted to die!
"No! Although you lost, it wasn't you who lost! At least it wasn't just you!" Jun Moxie half-lyed on his chair, slowly stretched out a finger, and shook it gently: "Because, with me It's not you who made the bet! You, at best, are just a chess piece here, the most inconspicuous chess piece, and you are not qualified to bet with me! No matter what aspect you are, you are not qualified! You are far behind!"
After finishing speaking, Jun Moxie lifted his chin and looked at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang with a smile: "You two old masters, what do you say?"
"We lost!" The two old men's faces were devastated, and the radiant look when they first came in was gone in their eyes. As the great talents recognized by the whole country, the leaders of Wenxing Academy actually wanted to come in Jun Moxie conceded in front of him, this kind of strong humiliation made the two old men feel that life would be worse than death.
Kong Lingyang trembled his lips, and said in a low voice: "The old man has fulfilled his promise. From now on, Wenxing Academy will not talk about couplets in front of you, Jun Moxie!"
For a while, the hall was silent.
Jun Moxie sighed, he respected the strength of these two old men, and he was unwilling to force each other to such a point; just because these two people organized Wenxing Academy, selected the best and recorded it, for The empire spared no effort in cultivating talents; moreover, among the students selected into Wenxing Academy, they never regarded poverty and lowliness, only cared about talent and learning, ignored wealth, and disregarded power and authority. These points alone deserve Jun Moxie's admiration!
But these two people, although respectable, still have too many shortcomings.
In terms of knowledge alone, the two are naturally enough, but in terms of method and purpose, the two are wrong! They only pay attention to the cultivation of knowledge and ability, but ignore the shaping of character!
Teachers are not just about imparting knowledge.
Before Jun Moxie crossed over, there was a saying widely circulated: Teachers are engineers of human souls!
It is true that the so-called generation of great Confucianism taught all the disciples who were knowledgeable, outstanding in poetry, and very good at strategy, and more intentionally cultivated their political ability, which can ensure that once they enter the official career, they can display what they have learned and their own talents as soon as possible. Talent; but they overlooked one point. If they are not good-natured, they are only interested in profit in everything, and the center of everything is only around their own interests and wealth, then such officials will be extremely terrifying!
Among other things, taking Wenxing Academy as an example, there are thousands of disciples under the names of these two old men!
Once these people leave the academy and step into the officialdom, they may be high or low, rich or poor, but it is undeniable that everyone can find their own jobs. Excellent staff candidates for the major power families; even the most incompetent ones can get a job as a master or a copywriter.
How much harm will this group of people who step into society without moral education cause to ordinary people? This is simply unimaginable!
Therefore, Jun Moxie is very uncomfortable with this aspect! I can't stand it very much, even despise it. Therefore, even if these two old men are pissed off today, Jun Moxie will not feel that what he did is wrong! It even feels right.
I'm not a good person, and I'm not interested in caring about the suffering of the people, but since you want to bully me, then you have to do what you can to help the world.
The world is tricky, Jun Moxie let out a long sigh; look at being forced by you, even the killer has become a moralist. Killer Jun suddenly felt that he was noble...Damn it, I am a wanted man no matter where he goes, but he will save all people from suffering, and save the common people from the upside down...Eh, even though all this hasn't happened yet...