"Third Master Jun, although the two masters are upright and upright, they have long seen through that winning or losing is just a passing moment, and they don't care about the gains and losses at this moment, and disdain to have the same knowledge as you, but I would like to ask you, the upper couplet issued by the Third Master Jun , Do you have a second line? If you have an excellent second line, please give it to me, let me open my eyes." A scholar in Wenxing Academy stood up, obviously a little unconvinced by losing this round.
"How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran!"
Jun Moxie looked at him in astonishment: "Please use your brain when you think about things, don't always think about problems with your butt! If there is a couplet that even I can match, I will use it to make things difficult Human? Did you ever get kicked by a donkey when you were a child? Why did Wenxing Academy produce such an idiot like you?"
"Oh, by the way, I see that you are not only stupid, but also deaf, right? Before I set the question, I clearly stated that it was someone else's question. So far no one has been able to match it. I just borrowed it. You Which ear heard that I did it myself? I think you either don’t have a head, or you have mold growing in your head! How dare you ask me for a second line? You’re so embarrassed to ask! Tianxing Academy is like this. , are you unreasonable and cunning?"
Young Master Jun didn't have much to say when he spoke this time. After all, he had already explained that this couplet was not written by him at all, but obtained from other places. It was obviously an embarrassment Yes, at this moment, the scholar asked questions with this point, trying to save a little face, but it was a waste of scheming, and it made others laugh!
The scholar immediately blushed!
No one else had any idea, but Li Youran on one side opened his eyes in surprise, what's the matter with this person, why did he involve himself in it? What is "how can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran?"
Damn, is this called human talk? How can I be hypocritical
"As soon as the master conceded defeat, he turned his face and sent his apprentice out to complain? Could it be that Wenxing Academy can't afford to lose?" Jun Moxie's voice was loud, and he seemed full of energy, "If you really can't afford to lose, It doesn't matter if I give in a step. Although I am not a good person, I know how to respect the old and the virtuous."
So you still know that you are not a good person? Everyone is rolling their eyes.
Is there someone who respects the old and the virtuous like you? You are about to take the two old masters to the ground...
"Yan Feng, step down! If you lose, you lose. There is no point in arguing. Why stick to one and a half gains and losses? This is just the first match. Is there no chance of winning back with my Wenxing Academy?" Kong Lingyang trembled. Pursing his lips, he scolded the disciple with stern words.
Don't stick to one and a half gains and losses, Mr. Kong is just talking about it at this time. This is not as simple as losing a competition. This time, he lost his lord. In the past few years, the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet may have won each other. , but at that time it was all held on Luoyue Lake Central Island, and His Majesty the Emperor was not present. But this time it was in the palace. Not only was His Majesty the Emperor present, but all the high-ranking officials of the empire were present. The scale was many times larger than in previous years, but it happened to be lost at this time...
Wouldn't it be extremely frustrating!
If it is said that the dandy that Wenxing Academy hated the most in the past was the fat man Tang Yuan, now the fat man has retreated to the second place, and Young Master Jun is the one who never changes for ten thousand years. The talented young man hated Young Master Jun to the bone...
"Hehe, what Teacher Kong said is right. It's just a game for literati to play their time when they are bored. What truly embodies talent and learning is poetry, song, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting..." Li Youran smiled calmly He smiled and said, "Isn't there anything that can compare to Mr. Jun?"
This sentence is very poisonous!
In front of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, if Wenxing Academy stops here, wouldn't it mean that the entire academy believes that there is no skill that can compare with Jun Moxie, the big dude? How can Wenxing Academy collapse like this? How can you give up
In an instant, swords were drawn again.
I figured it out, Li Youran has no good intentions at all! Sure enough, the little boy has no good intentions, and he deliberately wants to use the knives of these old masters to force Lao Tzu to show his cards.
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes, first turned his head to the side, and saw that it was almost close to Dugu Xiaoyi's small mouth, then nodded, and laughed confidently: "That's right, Wenxing Academy came this time There are quite a lot of people, but fortunately our side is full of talented people! How can the descendants of our great families be timid? My son and Mr. Youran joined hands to fight against Wenxing Academy. No matter who wins or loses, it must be a good story; Mr. Youran also said just now that he admires this young master in many aspects, hehe, that is to say, this young master is superior in skills; in other words, this young master is much better than Li Youran, hehehehe... Everyone Did you hear that? So, if you can’t even compare with Mr. Youran, then don’t come to me! I’m very busy, and time is very precious. Every moment, I get tens of millions of taels of silver. I can afford to delay."
These words were repeated, and the counterattack was very beautiful. Not only did all the children of the aristocratic family be tied to his own warship, but he also pushed Li Youran out to be the number one scapegoat. a trick.
Everyone cast admiring gazes, but the object was not Jun Moxie, but Dugu Xiaoyi. Jun Moxie turned his head to one side, nodded, and then his attitude changed drastically, and he even said such a statement of being both offensive and defensive, and able to advance and retreat freely, even a wooden man could see something wrong in it. If Dugu Xiaoyi didn't give him a trick, it would be called a ghost! With such a bastard, how can he say such level words
Besides, what this guy said just now was very unnatural, it seemed to be an endorsement, and there was not even half a dirty word in a long paragraph! If it wasn't taught by people, this would be so bizarre!
Seeing Jun Moxie fell on the chair with his head up, closed his eyes, and looked at his reckless appearance, even if he asked him, he would not answer anything; everyone in Wenxing Academy was powerless, so they had to turn to Li Youran: "So, Yu Let's ask Mr. Li for advice first."
Li Youran stood up with a smile, and nodded slightly: "It's an honor." It was because he didn't feel any disgust at being pushed out by Jun Moxie.
To be honest, Jun Moxie has already won a game, no matter whether the victory is honorable or not, winning is winning, Li Youran, who feels that he is the pride of heaven, is unwilling to be compared by him no matter what.
On the dragon chair, His Majesty's eyes glanced over Li Youran intentionally or unintentionally, and lowered his eyes, but his peripheral vision fell on Jun Moxie and Dugu Xiaoyi, with an unfathomable look inside.
"Since we have met the pair, and heard that Mr. Li's leisurely xiao is well-known in the world, how about our rhythm in this match? I am in Jinyinzhen, and I would like to ask Mr. Youran for advice." A scholar walked out slowly. , first bowed to the emperor and the big bosses, and then turned to face Li Youran. The movements were calm and unhurried, gently holding a jade flute made of white jade in his hand.
"Mr. Jinyin's melody is famous all over the world, how can Youran compare it? There is no need to compare this match, I just admit defeat." Li Youran gave a wry smile, this is not because Li Youran deliberately surrendered. At this grand event, Mr. Li did not want to show off. After all, this is in front of the emperor of this dynasty. If he can leave a good impression, no matter what he does in the future, he will get twice the result with half the effort!
But this Jin Yinzhen is really a formidable opponent, and a formidable opponent! He has a flute skill passed down in his family, and at the age of fifteen, he has already been famous in the mainland, but how can his arty half-tone be compared? Wenxing Academy sent him here, clearly to win back the game and establish a situation where the two sides are tied, and then the real tough battle will follow.
"Hehe, Mr. Mo Xie and I will each have a fight. This time, You Ran is ashamed, her skills are not as good as others, and she is willing to admit defeat." Li Youran said without changing his face, "It will be your turn again, Mr. Mo Xie, and You Ran hereby wishes to congratulate you. Jun Sanshao has won the victory."
Jun Moxie said hello! This guy actually didn't even compare, so he just gave up, which is too much... If I were me, no matter how powerful the opponent was, I would still have to sing a pop song straight out of my throat, and I would rather be beaten to death than be killed Scared to death. "
The Golden Autumn Talent Banquet is usually provoked by both sides, and then gradually transitions from poetry, a hundred schools of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, to the strategy of governing the country, the arrangement of the people's livelihood, foreign strategies, etc., until all the arts have been competed before it is considered over.
At present, under Jun Moxie's nonsense, the two factions have finally formed a confrontation, but whether it is the smell of gunpowder or the fierce attitude of the confrontation, they are far more than in previous years. Anyone who has participated in the Golden Autumn Talented Scholars Banquet over the years can clearly feel this point, only Young Master Jun and Fatty Tang, who really participated in the competition for the first time, do not have this insight.
Naturally, I also participated in it before, but it was to pick up girls, so it's not the same as this time...
Next, it was poetry competition. Minister of Rites Sun Chenghe discussed with everyone for a while, and finally decided to come up with a topic on the spot, and then the two sides wrote poems, competed on the spot, judged the pros and cons, and decided the winner.
"This time, the poetry review is based on learning. Please choose from both sides." Sun Chenghe looked at Jun Moxie, shook his head, obviously the winner had been decided in his heart, and sighed.
Jun Moxie didn't intend to win at all, so he just had a good fight.
Another talented man in blue stood up, and after hearing the introduction, he was called Qin Qiushi; based on the name alone, one can imagine how keen this Qin Qiushi's parents are on fame...
"Please enlighten me, Mr. Jun." Qin Qiushi frowned and thought hard, and after touching half a stick of incense, he cleared his throat and said loudly.
The deacon and eunuch on one side had already prepared, raised their wrists and hung their elbows, and waited intently for Qin Qiushi to speak, and he would record the whole process.
"Bravely climb the mountain of books to the sky, dare to cross the sea of learning and watch the raging tide; there is no need to be diligent with a righteous heart, and the road to climbing the stars is not far away; I am willing to give this body to the country, and don't begrudge the blood to cast the Hongqiao; if you can make progress in this life, Live up to the present and wave a wolf's hair."
This Qin Qiushi is indeed extraordinary, he only had half a stick of incense, and he actually wrote a poem of Qilu. Although the artistic conception is not perfect, but the battle is quite stable, it can be regarded as a top-notch work , in particular, it not only clarifies the attitude of learning, but also faintly shows the lofty ambition of being dedicated to the country and the lofty ambition of eager to show off.
After the eunuch who wrote the poem finished copying Qin, he respectfully handed over the poem to His Majesty the Emperor for review. After the emperor took a glance, he took a deep look at Qin Qiushi, with a calm expression on his face, and waved his hand to order the civil servants to pass it on. Position, under huge pressure, if you can write a poem in half a stick of incense, it may not be better than this one.
"It's so wet, it's so wet, brother Qin is so lewd and wet." Jun Moxie clapped his hands and smiled lewdly. "This masturbation ability, Mr. Jun is willing to bow down, willing to bow down, the speed is too fast; quick shooter..."
"Thank you, Mr. Jun, for your praise. I have little talent and little knowledge, which made Mr. Jun Zhuo and the seniors laugh..." Qin Qiushi could not understand the mystery of his words, and said humbly: "I also ask Mr. Jun for advice; I am waiting to listen to Mr. Jun's masterpiece .”
"My masterpiece? No, no, my son has a lot of resources. You can shoot at will. You don't need to get wet, let alone wet your hands. Naturally, you are determined not to get wet with your quilt..." Jun Moxie hastily humiliated. , is simply upside down.
Tang Yuan suddenly laughed, and after laughing for a while, he seemed to be unable to control himself, holding his big belly, laughing so hard that his face twitched, and his whole body convulsed, as if he was about to die. Influenced, there is already a faint tendency to emerge from the blue. Others may not understand what Young Master Jun said, but Fatty can hear it clearly, why not laugh...
The people who didn't understand the mystery despised it: This fat man is really unkind, you and Jun Moxie are in the same group, seeing him making a fool of yourself is so gloating! This character is really contemptible.
"Young Master Jun is so talented, how can you just admit defeat? It's absolutely impossible. You have to recite a poem and let everyone evaluate it." Just now, Han Zhidong jumped out to wave the flag and shouted, he must make Jun Moxie make a big fool of himself.
"Don't Mr. Jun disdain to compete with me?" Mei Gaojie rolled his old eyes and said solemnly: "It's a bad thing to learn like this..."
"Third Young Master Jun is from a martial arts family, so it's inevitable that he doesn't understand literary talents." A talented scholar from Wenxing Academy laughed, full of complacency, seeing Jun Moxie make a fool of himself was a great relief. "Admitting defeat here is also expected. Don't you think it is very surprising?"
As soon as this remark came out, it was like a perfect cold joke. Those who wanted to laugh but didn't want to laugh, all laughed out loud. The laughter was full of ridicule.
In fact, I really really look down on you guys!
Of course Jun Moxie wouldn't say this, but since you all want to scold, and you're looking for it so urgently, I'd be really sorry if I didn't scold you hard...
Jun Moxie snorted coldly, and generously agreed: "Since everyone is so kind, the young master is also disrespectful, and he is ashamed to accept it. However, learning... I have never done it before, so I don't write poems according to the title. Yes, just chant a song and listen to it.
"Sing a song casually? Mr. Jun is really a great talent, he has already become a poem with every gesture, admire, admire." It's that Han Zhidong again, ever since he lost in the couplet, he has hated Jun Moxie, if it wasn't for Jun Moxie, How could I be so embarrassed? If he loses his future because of this, it means that Jun Moxie ruined his life!
Now there is a chance for revenge, how can I let it go? At this moment, he is no longer for the victory or defeat of Wenxing Academy, but to vent his anger for his own selfishness.
"Wenxing Academy's... talent..." Jun Moxie tilted his head and smiled, and suddenly said meaningfully: "... all of them are like this... character? Why do I think it's not as good as me, a bully like me? What about a dandy who dominates women and does all kinds of evil? Is such a person the rising star that Wenxing Academy plans to recommend to the empire? I don’t understand, if such a mind is in power...will he be a groom every day and a bride every night? ?”
When he said these words lightly, it seemed to be pure unintentional words, and it seemed to be cursing on the spot, but the speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional, His Majesty's eyes suddenly flashed, his face changed, and he immediately fell into deep thought.
All the bigwigs were also startled, as if in a hurry.
At this moment, everyone remembered in unanimous agreement that Wenxing Academy's determination to win at the Golden Autumn Talented Scholars Banquet over the years seemed to be a little bit stronger...
Immediately, everyone's eyes turned to Jun Moxie after contemplating, did this guy come out unintentionally? Or do you want to point it out
After looking at it, I was immediately disappointed. The current image of this girl... is too... so wretched!
After saying that, Jun Moxie frowned, and slowly walked out of the seat, tilting his neck and looking extremely coquettish, he didn't know what he just said, Ba Ye walked very naturally He stepped out one after another, raised his hips, twisted his waist, and stepped forward, back and forth, with one hand behind his back pretendingly, and the other trembling in front of his chest as if he had been electrocuted. The movements seem dull, but they are quite smooth, weird and unrestrained.
If any earthling sees it, he will immediately recognize it. This is the famous work of Michael Jackson who started with a figure-of-eight step: space walk, mechanical step! These two great skills merged into one, and finally appeared in a different world!
Anyone who knows the goods will immediately scream and applaud. Seeing the shaking hands, it is a real electric shock. This is simply Michael Jackson's soul possessed wow!
It's a pity that these mallets from other worlds don't know how to appreciate art, and Mr. Jun rarely has the feeling of being charming and eye-catching for the blind.
Unrecognizable talent. But I'm about to yell at you, what image do you care about? Naturally, the worse the better! I don't expect these people to give me any help. If I don't scold me today, I won't go back!
Seeing the faces of the people in the hall as if they saw a fool, almost everyone couldn't bear to see: Jun Zhantian, this grandson, is really a living treasure. Why did the Jun family come out with such a treasure? Meta language...
At this moment, young master Jun's waist was heard twisting, and the whole body performed a standard electric movement. His right hand was raised above his head like a cramp, and he made an orchid finger, snapped his fingers, and covered his left hand with On the small belly, the waist and limbs are moving back and forth, swinging, and the winking eyes are fluttering.
I have to admit that if these movements were placed in the world of Young Master Jun's previous life, these are genuine, extremely difficult masterpieces of the pinnacle of dance skills, and it is absolutely impossible to do them without a solid foundation. As for why Young Master Jun can do them? Come out... The reason is very simple, as long as you are as skilled as Young Master Jun, you can easily do it...
But these super-difficult and super-artistic advanced movements, in the eyes of these "sticks", everyone directly associates them with sports on the bed, even women are no exception. Seeing the high-speed movement of this girl's lower body, it's really... too unsightly!
"Yes..." Jun Moxie groaned strangely, making all the princesses and ladies in the hall blushing. They all scolded, this guy is really obscene and shameless! You are actually teasing me in front of so many people... we...
Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes spewed fire, Lingmeng Princess's pretty face was pale, and both women had a desire: immediately push this guy and Deng Tuzi to the ground, and beat him up hard! It's so embarrassing! It's just outrageous!
"Want to talk to me,
Not beautiful, no,
Don't tell me love,
I am a big bad person.
Don't fall in love bro,
Brother is just a legend;
don't mess with me,
I'll make you vomit blood..."
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Young Master Jun's poems were finally uttered line by line, and they came out clearly line by line in an extremely unbearable voice: "Don't play tricks on me, brother is your master; don't Be awesome with me,
cut your dick;
My heart is lonely,
kill and set fire to;
How dare you embarrass me
Nima Gobi’s…”
Speaking of the last sentence, Young Master Jun's finger coincidentally pointed in the direction of the talented scholars and scholars of Wenxing Academy, and his face was full of angry expressions; I can't scold you gangsters to death of! Let me down? Hold! Don't even look at who I am!
There was an uproar!
Which one of the people present is not a human being? Everyone is an old fritter in the officialdom. People who have spent most of their lives checking words and expressions, even if there is a sentence or a sentence in others' words that are forbidden, they have to carefully ponder them for a long time, let alone Jun Moxie, who is directly I'm pointing my nose and cursing the street.
Every sentence is full of hooligan behavior, every sentence is full of hooliganism; the last eight sentences point to Wenxing Academy's nose, and swear, threatening, insulting, intimidating, and finally even worse Is the elders involved...
"You...you you..." Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang have been humiliated by pointing their noses like this in their entire lives? What's more, being scolded presumptuously by a dandy young man in front of civil and military officials and the emperor, his hands and feet trembled in an instant, his beard trembled wildly, his old fair face turned blue in an instant, trembled for a long time, and suddenly opened his eyes. The old man rolled his eyes, and fainted out of nowhere...
"What an evil!" Old man Jun Zhantian jumped out, his beard stretched out in anger, as if he couldn't control his strength under anger, he kicked his grandson's ass fiercely, Jun Moxie blinked secretly In response, he flew up like a cloud riding a fog, and slammed into the pillars of the main hall impartially.
See what that means, if it really hits the ground now, it will have a brain burst.
However, there was a person swallowing there.
who
Naturally, it was Dugu Zongheng who was opposite Mr. Jun.
These two old men have worked together for a lifetime, who doesn't know who's thinking? Already standing in the right position, he held Jun Moxie firmly, stared and shouted: "Jun Zhantian! You old bastard, are you so confused? Are you going to kill the only single seedling of your Jun family? Is it done?"
This old man is amazing! He said it in one mouthful, this is the only seedling of the Jun family, and he is absolutely determined not to kill anyone...
"Don't let anyone stop me today! I'm going to beat this little bastard to death today! It's embarrassing and conspicuous, it's degrading, it's degrading your family style, if you don't give me a good lesson, he won't go to hell!" Jun Zhantian Crazy as if red-eyed and about to pounce on him, looking at it like this, he must tear his grandson to pieces...
However, the old man's words made all the civil and military ministers despise him and got home: insulting gentleness? Dare to love you Jun Zhantian also know what is gentle? Isn't it your habit that your grandson looks like this? How many times do you not tarnish your family style in a day? Just now I wanted to beat him to death, but after a while it was changed to a lesson, admiration ah admiration!
But the slander is the slander, old man Dugu has already set an example, and a group of old men still swarmed up, pulling arms, pulling arms, pulling thighs, pulling Jun Zhantian away first, otherwise how can this old man step down
Fatty Tang screamed, and with a voice like howling ghosts and howling gods, he rang out in shock: "I'm going to kill people! Kill people, save people!... San Shao... My good brother, you... don't die! ..." With snot and tears running towards Jun Moxie, the fat along the way is like the rising tide of the sea, the tide ebbs and flows, surging.
When the quarrel was raging, His Majesty the Emperor on the dragon chair couldn't stand it any longer. He slapped the handle of the dragon chair and shouted angrily, "Shut up! Shut up! How decent!!"
With a sound of Longwei, everyone stopped their hands in an instant. You looked at me and I looked at you, and they were all panting. Everyone seemed to have exhausted their physical strength. In fact, everyone knew that no one really had the strength...
"I beseech Your Majesty to decide for us! Severely punish this insane and shameless person!" Wenxing Academy, led by Mei Gaojie, knelt down on the ground weeping bitterly. How many years have you lost or won, but was it humiliated so nakedly by someone so good at picking your nose? This is simply a great shame!
Jun Moxie lay on the ground pretending to be unconscious, the corners of his mouth were tilted down, and he didn't move.
"I'm very unhappy about today's incident! It's a disappointment!" His Majesty the Emperor shook his sleeves angrily, "All the big families are messing around, and the so-called talented scholars of Wenxing Academy are so narrow-minded, and they must retaliate. How can they benefit the people in the future? For today's matter, just let it go! Go back and reflect on yourself!"
Speaking of this, everyone is a little bit lost, the emperor's words are serious enough.
At this moment, suddenly hurried footsteps sounded outside, and a voice shouted anxiously: "Urgent battle report!"
All the big guys in the military were startled, and their expressions turned serious. The battle report may be what these bloodthirsty old guys desire most, but it hasn't appeared for a long time...
A guard hurried in, knelt on the ground, and presented the letter.
"Heaven's Punishment Profound Beast Wave hits the south? How could such a thing happen?" His Majesty the Emperor took a look, and couldn't help frowning. "In Jianghu, Shi Changxiao, the Supreme Being of Life and Death, issued the Supreme Summoning Order together with Blood Soul Villa? Could it be that the matter is really that big?"