"Hahaha..." Seeing the extremely funny and weird scene before them, everyone couldn't help laughing wildly, even the dandies who followed Murong Qianjun and prepared to mock Jun Moxie laughed and burst into tears. Stomach throbbing.
The house is full of elders, and most of them get married very early these days, and no one knows what that means, and besides, in the military career, it seems that such dirty words are really common, but what Young Master Jun did is really serious. Something unexpectedly funny! Even the old generals on the battlefield beside them couldn't help grinning wildly, and laughed a few times. Feeling inappropriate, they hurriedly held back, but couldn't help it, and finally burst out laughing unscrupulously.
The only person who was ignorant was Murong Qianjun, Murong Daji, who only felt the severe pain on his head, but didn't know that his head had been extensively remodeled, so he couldn't help but angrily said: "Is it funny? In the barracks, the beating Pao Ze, it can be said to be a heinous crime! My son... this general will definitely report this matter to the marshal and punish him severely! Hey! What are you laughing at, what is so funny about it!"
The "that unicorn horn" on his head was glowing red and shiny in the sun, and seemed to be growing stronger. With his anger and blood rushing, it looked even more majestic and majestic. His face also changed. Talking with a serious face, but it created an even more funny effect...
Now, the people who were about to restrain themselves just now couldn't care less about their face, they laughed loudly, and some even rolled on the ground with their stomachs in their arms: "Oh, I'm so ridiculous... No, please forgive me Me, haha..."
Commander Jun Wuyi and the generals who came here after hearing the news saw the commotion here, and at the moment when they were furious, they suddenly saw Murong Qianjun's strange appearance, and wanted to laugh instantly, but thought that this really shouldn't be laughed, They hurriedly held back, but they held back too quickly, and their smiles were too strong, and they all choked directly against the wind, even the always serious Marshal Jun was no exception.
Master Jun was not spared, and was punished again. Marshal Jun was so angry that he almost imprisoned this guy.
This is too capable of causing trouble, too capable of causing trouble, right
She is simply the legendary goblin who caused trouble!
Moreover, the energy of the goblin who caused trouble has obviously not been exhausted, because the whole incident is not over yet...
That night, the two teams who had just set up camp clashed again. The Murong family was about to avenge their son, and had a conflict with Jun Moxie's 250 guards.
For this number, Jun Moxie is also very helpless. Even if there is one more person, it would be great, but after the two teams of Can Tianshou Soul Eater rested, there were only four people who could not join the team because of the serious injuries before. The others are all fine, of course they will accompany them. So Young Master Jun took his two hundred and fifty people to enlist in the army with honor. When Jun Moxie has spare time, he will feel depressed when he thinks about it! Two hundred and fifty people is enough, but two hundred and fifty people plus myself, it happens to be: 250+1, I rely on it, why is this young master so stupid. When I came out, I could just grab someone and break their legs, but after thinking about it, it’s still not right. If I only break one person’s leg, plus myself, it’s exactly two hundred and five. It seems that at least two people’s legs must be broken. , that's not right, isn't that 250-1? Tangled ah…
The final result of the battle between the two sides is very surprising. There are only two hundred people in this area, but they are extremely fierce. The five hundred generals of the Murong family were directly beaten to the ground, complaining uncontrollably, "disabled" beyond words, because dozens of people were actually disabled!
This aroused public outrage, and all the aristocratic families accused him one after another. Jun Moxie refused to budge, and confronted each other, and bloody conflicts were about to break out again.
Jun Wuyi finally found out that the previous plans of himself and the old man were all fantasies and conjectures. Jun Moxie exists in the army, and he is a black sheep through and through, and even more of a cancer! It is better to clear it as soon as possible. If he stays for a long time, it will inevitably spoil a pot of good porridge with his mouse droppings.
He only came out in the afternoon, the day hadn't passed, the night hadn't come yet, and the sky was still dark, yet this guy was punished three times! He even offended all those who could be offended and those who could not be offended! If he was really treated according to the military law, his head would have been lost at least twice at this time...
Ever since, he was beaten again and again, and then severely reprimanded one by one: "Take your two hundred and five, and get lost!" Marshal Jun Wuyijun said: "In view of your boy's performance, now give me You have a major task, let you take the blame and meritorious deeds! Jun Moxie is specially appointed as the vanguard to open the road in the mountains and build bridges in the water. If there are any omissions that cause the loss of the army, please come and see him directly!"
Jun Moxie suddenly heard this metaphor, as if amnesty, he happily made a bow, using a tone of a villain's success, he made the posture of leading the order in the drama, it looks like a stately appearance, but it is extremely artificial There is a line in Peking Opera: "Get... oh... order..."
Then make a goose wing shape with your hands, make a flying shape, circle half a circle, take two steps that are flat and steady, and then turn into a small step, and fly out of the tent happily.
There was a room full of staring old men who couldn't help laughing. This kid is actually the only third-generation descendant of the Jun family? A direct descendant of the military god family
Jun Wuyijun, Generalissimo Jun, was entangled infinitely, and he had only four words in his heart, one family and one misfortune!
How can Young Master Jun take into account the depression of his third uncle, we can be regarded as completely freed from this life-threatening shit military career. In less than half a day, I actually received three fat beatings, and it was the kind of fat beating that I couldn't fight back at all! If things go on like this, it will take at least a month to go all the way to Tiannan. By that time, let’s talk about whether he will die or not be ashamed, but the legendary "Iron Butt Magic Art" will definitely reach its pinnacle!
When you are the pioneer, quack quack, it means that from now on, I have the final say! We are not very proficient in opening roads and building bridges in the mountains, but all the bandits and robbers we encountered along the way, my brother will definitely wipe them out! Not one left! What a good training opportunity! Jun Moxie was afraid that Jun Wuyi's commander would suddenly change his order again, so on the night when he accepted the order, two hundred and fifty people quickly pulled out of the camp, like a sharp arrow, piercing into the vast night like a sharp arrow. Marshal Jun's wish, this 250+1 disappeared without a trace.
In the next two days, Master Jun Wuyi unexpectedly discovered how wise and powerful his decision to send Jun Moxie as the vanguard was! It is simply a stroke of genius, or it is the legendary "wisdom to recognize talents"!
People make the best use of their talents, and employing people is really in place!
Not to mention the smoothness of this road, the army walked all the way as if they were traveling in the mountains and rivers. Along the road of Jun Moxie's vanguard, there was no surprise or danger along the way, and the officials along the way were close to each other. Welcome, I'm afraid that the hospitality there is not good enough, as for the military supplies, there are only extra gifts, and there is absolutely no deduction in the slightest.
As for the thieves and bandits along the way, Mr. Jun Gengshi directly swept away the fallen leaves with the autumn wind, and wiped them out forcefully! Even beyond the official road two hundred miles away to sweep.
This trip to the vanguard is directly a journey to suppress bandits!
All the way through, all the way bloody, full of bloody road!
This is exactly Young Master Jun's journey of training for the sky, devouring the soul and purifying the blood!
Don't talk about Jun Moxie, even Jun Wuwu can imagine what kind of scene will be like when such two hundred and fifty people kill all the way to Tiannan, and what kind of murderous aura will be cultivated!
Murderousness and blood are doomed on this road, this is the soul of these two troops!
Jun Wuyi led the army, and the first county town he passed was not bad, but when Jun Wuwu saw him, the county magistrate of the second county town seemed to see a boudoir resentful woman leaning on the door to seek her husband.
When the county magistrate saw Jun Wuyi's eyes, it was like seeing his long-lost mother, no, it should be his father!
Tears freely!
It turned out that this guy's official voice was a bit weak, and it happened that when Young Master Jun came here, his butt hurt a little from the saddle, so this guy's good days came.
First of all, Young Master Jun decided to take a carriage, and it had to be super luxurious, and it had to be completed within a day, and the progress of every hour was stipulated! During this period of time, Young Master Jun gave full play to his erudite attainments in his previous life, and helped the county magistrate to settle the old accounts over the years.
The county magistrate's methods are not bad. He carefully summoned nearly a hundred craftsmen from far and near, conscientiously, with the most stringent standards, according to the most comfortable ride concept, and at the fastest speed, finally, within the specified time, Build a super luxurious carriage! And all the materials needed for this carriage directly squandered the poor official's corruption for several years, and even owed a huge amount of foreign debt! When it was finally confirmed that the construction was completed, the poor official came to Jun Da Pioneer to report tremblingly. At this time, Jun Moxie was fanning the wind with the account book, and educated and instructed him very earnestly.
"I said Fei Zhuchang..." The fact that this guy's name is "Fat Pig Intestine" made Young Master Jun couldn't help being amazed for a long time when he first heard about it. The level of this guy's parents is definitely quite extraordinary.
"Aren't you too unprofessional? The so-called sky is high and the emperor is far away. You kid has been a county magistrate for five full years, but you only confiscated less than fifty thousand taels of silver? It's really too bad! Fuck! You can’t do well as a corrupt official. No wonder you’re just a rubbish county magistrate at the age of 40! Five years of corruption, my God, you actually gave me a carriage and disappeared, I heard Isn't it enough?..." Jun Moxie shook his head and sighed, with the intention of mourning his misfortune and angering him indisputably.
"Yes... What the major general said is that the subordinate is really incompetent..." Fat Pig Chang replied tremblingly, touching the cold sweat on his face. I was crying in my heart: my ancestor, your carriage is made of centuries-old red sandalwood, and there are four pearls inlaid in the carriage. This... But it was all bought with my money. There is not enough rosewood wood. The door panels and bed panels of my house have been removed, what else do you want? Don't talk about the greedy ink before, my family is completely empty, and there is a famine in the ass, let people live