"Hey, it is said that the prefect was cleared for three years, and one hundred thousand snowflake silver, but you have only made fifty thousand in the past five years... What a loser!" Jun Moxie continued to sigh.
You also said that you are a magistrate, a hundred thousand, but I am just a county magistrate, and a county magistrate with only tens of thousands of people in the jurisdiction... and the magistrate... is several levels behind. Mr. Fat Pig Chang continued to mutter in his heart, but he still had a respectful expression on his face, listening to Jun Da Pioneer's lecture.
"But it doesn't matter, or you can learn a lot of wisdom. This time, the young master is here, and you will know what to do; well, there are still two months for the young master to return from Tiannan. You can’t take a carriage anymore. In the past two months, you should seize the time to extort money and extort money, and take bribes as soon as possible. When the young master comes back, you will buy a better carriage. You should make preparations earlier! Don’t be like this time In such a hurry, opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared!" Said Young Master Jun.
The fat pig intestines fell to the ground, kowtowed like garlic, and tears flowed down: "Young general, I don't dare to do it anymore, I will definitely change my past, change my mind, turn my back on the wrong way, the prodigal son will turn back!" , repent and rehabilitate, and be a new man! Resolutely working for the welfare of the general public, devoting all your energy, devotion, and devotion... This... "
"You are really educated! You can say so many idioms. Say a few more words, if you say a few more words, maybe I will be merciful and show mercy!" Jun Moxie looked at with a smile He praised.
Fat pig intestines kowtowed, and his body fell to the ground. At this moment, he had already made a decision in his heart that he would rather die than change: to be an official, it is better to be a clean and good official. Corrupt officials... can't do it, brothers, when you meet this major general, you will know the pain of being a corrupt official...
I regret it at the beginning... What the hell is going to make another carriage in two months
I cry, tears in my heart!
If I cried face to face, I would probably die directly...
I must call on corrupt officials all over the world, must be honest officials, must serve the people, young master Jun has searched hard here, and the soul-eating troops who suppressed the bandits outside have also returned, carrying the heads The pattering blood, dripping on the lobby of the county government office, almost made this poor fat pig intestines faint from fright...
This is the head, wow, why are there so many...
Jun Pioneer, enough to eat and drink enough to blackmail, patted his ass and left, Fat Pig intestines began to look forward to Jun Wuxin's army, because Jun Moxie said: If there is any omission in the army's supplies, brother will come back immediately Carriage, if you can't do it well, just click it. As for the quality of the military supplies, Mr. Jun Wuyi has the final say, you can handle it according to your own discretion...
So the enthusiasm of Fat Pig Intestines simply makes Jun Wuyijun a little creepy, who is this...
As for the vanguard Jun Moxiejun, he continued to lead his 250+1 Soul Eater all the way to the south in high spirits. There seemed to be no bridges in the mountains, but the bloody storm all the way was real, rolling southward like this.
Naturally, under his deliberate and bloody training, the strength of the two teams of Can Tian Eater has improved by leaps and bounds, and each of them has become more and more murderous.
All of them looked like soul-hunting ghosts from hell, with sharp eyes and stern aura, all of which were clearly displayed. This is a team of battlefield meat grinders that are as terrifying as existence!
Such a force, of course, marches very fast! Every day's work of arresting bandits has always been done by one team, so it is rotated; and even this, there is a competition between the two teams. It’s better than cleaning up neatly, quicker than eradicating old diseases, and better than whether there is a fish that slipped through the net. The punishment for the losing team is not very serious, or even very slight. It’s just that they have to wash the underwear of the other team for a day!
This kind of competition directly caused the two teams to rush up to chop melons and vegetables like wolves when they saw the bandits, like a strong man who had taken double aphrodisiacs and saw an old sow with double eyelids...
Punishment is nothing, face is important!
Only at noon on the fourth day, Jun Moxie and his party and the main force had already traveled a full four hundred miles. Jun Moxie sat in the carriage of six tall horse-drawn carriages, leisurely and leisurely, this carriage is very spacious, the width of the carriage is two meters, and the length is three and a half meters, there is not only a small bed, but also a coffee table inside There is a bench, which is enough for Jun Moxie to have a meeting in the carriage when he has a whim.
But Jun Moxie did this once, and it stopped abruptly within half a quarter of an hour. For no other reason, this group of elders who have been running all day on the road, even if they are wearing shoes, the smell of their feet can make people stumble! Especially in this nearly sealed compartment, the smell is almost like genuine salted fish just cooked, just like that, Master Jun left it for a full day afterward to get rid of the smell...
"My lord, there...someone is blocking the way ahead." The one who spoke was Wang Dong, the leader of the Soul Eater team.
At this moment, this soul-eating leader who can be regarded as murderous like a chicken is actually stammering a bit.
"Blocking the way? Damn! There are still people in Tianxiang Kingdom who dare to block my way, young master?" Jun Moxie asked in surprise, opened the curtain of the car and jumped down, wanting to see who this bold man is.
As soon as he came out, Jun Moxie took a look, and immediately took a breath of air, my dear! No wonder Wang Dong stuttered!
actually...
There was nothing too frightening in front of me, it was just that there were two more beauties of national beauty, one of them was charming in purple clothes, charming and cute, holding a little snow-white leopard in his arms, the little leopard was facing Watching Jun Moxie blink his eyes and stick out his tongue, it seemed like he wanted to throw himself into his arms...
The other person is dressed in Shengxue's white clothes, with a pretty face like ice, cold and arrogant, with a natural beauty, graceful and graceful, and peerless elegance.
At this moment, the eyes of the two beauties looking at Jun Mobang are exactly the expression of a cat catching a mouse.
The second daughter is Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi!
Jun Moxie groaned and wanted to faint directly.
Shocking!
No wonder I didn't see the two women pestering me in the two days before the expedition, and I misunderstood that they had figured it out, but it turned out that they had met and ran away from home as early as that time! Now, it's here waiting for me.
what to do? !
For the first time, Young Master Jun regretted being a trailblazer!
Really remorseful, why did these two hot-handed mountains still fall into my own hands? I, I... I did the evil in my life.
I, I... Why do I have to be this pioneer, isn't it beautiful that I follow the brigade forward obediently? In that case, the third uncle will take care of everything, so where will it be my turn to be troubled? It's a good thing now, this is really called every day should not be done, and the ground is not working...
This is going to Tiannan, it's really not a vacation...
Young Master Jun doesn't know what to say anymore, what can he say? …
Jun Moxie couldn't help turning his head, how he hoped, at this moment, there was a lot of smoke and dust behind him, Jun Wuyi led an army of 20,000, and magical soldiers and generals would descend from the sky! Rescue the poor me in the water and fire wow...
That's an extravagant idea, the distance between the two is at least more than four hundred miles, and it's impossible to catch up!
"Don't look at it, it's useless to look at it again. We have inquired about it a long time ago, and we came here specially to wait for you." Guan Qinghan looked at him lightly: "Now, you can get out of the carriage, Xiaoyi and I My sister is in a carriage, go ride a horse, you won’t have any objections, will you?”
Jun Moxie was speechless for a while.
Seemingly a friendly discussion? Can we have any opinions, dare to have any opinions? What is domineering
That's it.
What brother did to that fat pig intestine, how can it be more direct than the queen in front of him? To actually drive my brother and me out of the carriage, isn't this the legendary dove occupying the magpie's nest...
Soul Eater team members were secretly laughing all around, Jun Moxie glared at him angrily, and the laughter stopped immediately, everyone kept their eyes on the ground, with a serious expression on their faces.
"Cough! Cough cough..." Jun Moxie cleared his throat, ready to use his three-inch tongue to persuade the two beauties in front of him who seemed to have made up their minds: "I said...that... sister-in-law, uh , and that... Miss Yi..."
"Well, brother Moxie, are you surprised to see me here? Are you surprised? Do you really want to hug me? I know, I understand, I am like this!" Dugu Xiaoyi smiled Suddenly jumped in front of Jun Moxie, tilted his head and looked at him.
Just like Xiao Baibai, it kind of means that I want to throw myself into my arms, but the little girl is still more reserved than Xiao Baibai, Xiao Baibei has already jumped over, but Miss Dugu is probably waiting for Young Master Jun to take the initiative, and then I just came to throw a flying swallow into my arms.
surprise
I just felt horrified! As for the accident, it's true, and the hug, it doesn't feel urgent, but I really want to spank your little ass hard! Jun Moxie thought about it and glanced at it, well, it doesn't seem too small, if you hit it hard twice, it should feel very good...
After thinking wildly for a while for no reason, Jun Moxie suddenly remembered, what are you talking about with these two girls at this moment? It is serious to drive them back quickly! Immediately his face darkened, and the young and the young Jun said in a dignified manner: "Sister-in-law, Dugu girl, you are worried about us, Mo Xie would like to express his gratitude on behalf of the whole army on this trip to the south of the sky; Far away, there are many robbers and bandits, wolves, tigers and leopards are rampant, and they are extremely dangerous! Besides, you two are single women, so it is inconvenient to travel together! I will send someone to send you back to Tianxiang City."
When it comes to the four words "single woman", Jun Moxie discovered that these two girls did not even bring a personal maid with them when they came out! I really thought this was a tour at public expense, we were here to fight a war!
"Give it a try, I also want to know who would dare to send us back." Guan Qinghan didn't care at all, and gave him a cold look.
"Brother Moxie...you really have the heart to drive us back, we have all come here." Dugu Xiaoyi was not as confident as Guan Qinghan, she looked at him pitifully, her eyes were red, and she was about to cry, as if He was about to cry: "Brother Moxie, this place is more than a thousand miles away from Tianxiang. It's such a long journey. If something happens to me and Sister Guan on the road...how can you bear it? Besides, the road is dangerous. Unpredictable... "
"Don't do this with me! Eyes are useless to me." Jun Moxie was indifferent, now he knows that the road is dangerous and unpredictable? Didn't you think of it when you came out? In this case, will Master Yiben believe it? ! Do you really think I am two hundred and five