"Young Master... Young Master was injured before... I couldn't ride a horse at all... That's why I got this carriage..." Soul Eater leader Wang Dong was sweating profusely, not from fright, but from fear. Where has this guy ever fabricated a lie, let alone such an unreliable lie? Finally, I was a little quick-witted, and contacted the beating that violated military discipline before, and finally rounded up the lie.
"Hurry up, hurry up, quickly carry the young master to the car, and check it quickly." A few Soul Eater team members suggested anxiously, although it may seem like a gang of killers, but it seems that the acting skills of that one are pretty good.
Dugu Xiaoyi hurriedly jumped down, "Let me take a look, let me take a look quickly, oh, hurry up, let's carry it to the car first, this person is really... hurt and I didn't say it earlier.
Everyone sweated, and hurriedly lifted Young Master Jun's unconscious body and sent it to the carriage.
In the car, Guan Qinghan wanted to say something, but he still didn't say it after all. He shook his head and looked helplessly at the "comatose" Young Master Jun, unable to smile for a while. He was more or less clear about the character of his little uncle.
Dugu Xiaoyi raised her head and asked anxiously: "How did he get hurt? When did he get hurt? What kind of injury did he get? Is it serious? Is there any medicine? What kind of medicine? Who hurt him? of?… "
These cold-blooded and ruthless Soul Eater players were dumbfounded by the series of questions, not knowing how to answer them. The lie just now was barely rounded off, but these inquisitive questions are not easy to answer directly, and the fact that the young master was punished for violating military discipline is not a glorious thing. Besides, it seems that the young master's stick injury has long since healed, and he has been fine for a long time Already...
"Xiaoyi! Come in first, don't ask any more questions." Guan Qinghan's voice sounded, and the little girl retracted her head. She heard her asking all over the place: "Sister Qinghan, what should we do? This... what should we do... Oh, how did this guy get hurt? It's really worrying..."
Everyone outside the Soul Eater wiped off a cold sweat.
"Pfft..." Guan Qinghan couldn't help laughing, and at this moment, Jun Moxie "woke up leisurely" very "weakly" and asked: "Where am I?"
Before Guan Qinghan could speak in the future, the little girl had already excitedly said: "In the car, in the car, oh, you, oh, finally woke up, what kind of injury did you get, hurry up and tell me how to treat it , I'll help you heal."
Guan Qinghan rolled his eyes. This little girl is so innocent...
"I was injured? I was injured a little before... But it's already healed... The reason why I'm so weak is not because I was injured... I was poisoned..." Young Master Jun groaned, and secretly moved his nose and took a few breaths , grandma, men and women are different; I have been in the car for several days and there is no smell, and it hasn't been long since these two dusty beauties have come in, the car is actually fragrant...
"Ah! Poisoned?!" Dugu Xiaoyi widened her eyes in shock: "What kind of poison? Is it serious? Do you know what it is? Is it hard to solve?"
"Ah... I was accidentally poisoned by someone." Jun Moxie said with infinite regret: "Speaking of it, ahem, it's hard to say, I just rest for two days and I'll be fine. I told you... it just adds to the embarrassment. ... You are not willing to cure me of poison... "
"Who said it? Why are we unwilling? Say it quickly! Say it quickly, how can we save it?" Dugu Xiaoyi was in a hurry, why is this person so unhappy? You are still dawdling after being poisoned, don't you know that people care about you
"Ahem... the poison in me... is called 'Yin Yang He San'..." Jun Moxie raised his head furtively, wanting to observe his words, just when he saw Guan Qinghan looking at him coldly, he couldn't help feeling in his heart Startled, did not continue.
"Yin Yang and He San? Oh, just listening to the words Yin and Yang is scary enough, but how do you explain it?" Dugu Xiaoyi was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and her delicate little nose was actually sweating .
"This yin and yang reconciliation... It's hard to explain, but it's easy to explain... Hehe... Cough cough..." Jun Moxie almost laughed wickedly, and coughed twice: "Because, this poison can't be relieved by medicine. It's easy to say, but it's a bit embarrassing... Besides, this requires you to make a lot of sacrifices... "
"It's okay! For you, no matter what kind of sacrifice I have to make, I'm willing." The little girl slapped her chest, but Guan Qinghan heard that something was getting worse and worse.
This kid obviously even pretended to faint, that is to say, Xiao Yi, a little fool, was so concerned that he didn't see it. But now... what bad idea is he going to use again
"Ah, in fact, it's just a relationship between a man and a woman... Cough cough, just have sex, and the poison will be cured." Jun Moxie seemed very embarrassed, and coughed a few times, "Otherwise... within three days, you will definitely be lustful Burning to death... Alas, I know you are also very embarrassed, forget it... It is my fate."
Young Master Jun was very disappointed.
"Ah? What?! If you want to detoxify, you have to be with you...and you..." Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes widened suddenly, her face flushed immediately, and she became coy. Even though she was young and pure, she still understood the word "coitus" of.
Guan Qinghan on the side certainly thought that his uncle would definitely play tricks, but he never imagined that this guy was so tired and shameless that he could do such a trick. Hearing the title of "Yin Yang He He San" before, I felt that it was very weird, and felt that there was something wrong, but Guan Qinghan was always a yellow flower girl, and I didn't know about the relationship between men and women, and then I underestimated Jun Moxie's shamelessness , why didn't I expect this guy to be so superb! Letting him get into the car is already extremely tolerant, but now you have to...
"Jun Moxie!" Guan Qinghan's willow eyebrows stood on end, and her phoenix eyes were full of evil: "Have you had enough trouble, you bastard? Do you want me to drive you down again? It's good enough to let you get on the carriage, don't be dissatisfied."
"Sister Qinghan... Don't get angry... He's still poisoned... That's a fatal thing..." Dugu Xiaoyi looked at Guan Qinghan worriedly, and said "persuasion".
"He didn't have any injuries, nor was he poisoned, and there was no combination of yin and yang at all!" Guan Qinghan didn't even hit a single point: "Just now he was fine in the car, but he passed out when he was riding a horse. Said he was injured, and it became poisonous in his mouth... Sister Xiaoyi, how long are you going to be deceived by him? Can't you wake up a little bit and use your little brain?"
"Ah? Sister Qinghan, don't get angry, you... you mean... he's actually... pretending? He wasn't poisoned at all?" Dugu Xiaoyi's face flushed immediately, she bared her teeth and claws, and almost died of anger.
Thinking that she really believed his words, and was thinking about how to trick Sister Qinghan out so that she could detoxify him, Dugu Xiaoyi couldn't help feeling embarrassed, her neck turned red in an instant. He got into Guan Qinghan's arms, covered his face and called, "Sister Qinghan... I'm dead..." He kept stomping his feet while talking.
"Ah, you really want to detoxify him, right?" Guan Qinghan is really "cold", and this little girl is really fooled, right? ! "Ah, it seems that I misremembered, so I wasn't poisoned." Wu Moxie coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said softly.
The two women rolled their eyes at the same time: Can I remember this wrong
Jun Moxie Shi Shiran sat up, smiled and said: "The road is long, the time is long, how boring... How about I tell you a story?"
The two women stared at Young Master Jun with wide-eyed eyes in astonishment. They couldn't believe that there are people in this world with such thick skins! The lie was exposed, the treachery was exposed, and the dirty intentions were exposed nakedly. This guy didn't blush or breathe, and didn't even show a little embarrassed expression, but he was able to shamelessly say: I will tell you a story? To ease the awkward atmosphere? !
Who is this? What is this man's face made of
With a coquettish shout, Dugu Xiaoyi jumped on her body: "I let you lie to me, I let you... You scoundrel, scoundrel..."
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The days passed day by day, and Pioneer Jun became more and more comfortable. Not to mention the looting and extortion along the way, Young Master Jun has already made a huge windfall. During the day and night, there were two beauties accompanying her, the fragrance was rich and the nephrite jade was warm and fragrant, Jun Moxie was a little bit reluctant to leave.
If it weren't for the Kaitian Good Fortune Kungfu in the body that can automatically run and practice Kungfu all the time, I'm afraid this girl would even forget about Kungfu practice...
But along the way, while feeling comfortable, the bottleneck of Young Master Jun's Heaven Opening Creation Art has been loosened again. If it is replaced by profound energy, it has already broken through the middle level of Yuxuan, and is about to reach the peak of Yuxuan up.
As for the two troops outside, the Cantian Soul Eater, there were bloody fights almost every day, and their momentum became more and more serious. There were faint signs of a breakthrough among the two hundred people. With two hundred and fifty people together, the brutal murderous aura is enough to shock anyone!
Originally, Young Master Jun hoped that this beautiful journey would last for a few more days, but because the number of times Can Tian Soul Eater was dispatched became less and less, Young Master Jun judged one thing...
The mountains in front of me are obviously steeper, the roads are more difficult and dangerous, and the jungles are more and denser; it should be a paradise for heroes in the green forest, but unexpectedly, there are fewer and fewer robbers and bandits, just because here is far away from the blood. As the soul villa got closer and closer, these little thieves naturally disappeared.
"Master, another six hundred miles ahead will be the destination of our trip, the Heaven's Punishment Forest! And the location of the Blood Soul Villa is just a little away, on the edge of Tiannan City outside the Heaven's Punishment. It occupies the front facing The two mountain ranges of the Heaven's Punishment Forest!" Wang Dong pointed to Jun Moxie.
"Why is it so slow? How many days has it been going..." Jun Moxie bent his fingers: "...It's been a whole month? Didn't you guys go very fast last time?"
"Master... We were marching lightly and quickly, but we didn't have so many scruples like this time. Everything is based on speed. Last time we came and went all the time, day and night, at least a thousand a day and a night." More than three hundred miles. Besides, we chose another direction to go to the Heaven's Punishment Forest. There are not many high-level profound beasts there, and they are mainly low-level profound beasts that we can deal with; None of the 300 people could make it out. Besides, we are marching with the brigade this time. Although we are the vanguard, we are one step ahead, but we can't be too far away from the main force... There are bandits to be suppressed on the way. This speed is actually very fast. Soon." Wang Dong explained.
"Oh..." Jun Moxie stepped down from the carriage, and with his consciousness released, he faintly felt that there were quite a lot of wild beasts active in the mountains, and most of them were extremely fast, much faster than ordinary wild beasts. "It seems that there are already a large number of mysterious beasts haunting here! Tiannan...it's really a good place..."