Since Jun Moxie knows so much, how can he not know his mother's name? Now these three people are obviously excited, their eyes are friendly, they seem to see the true feelings of their close relatives, how can Jun Moxie not see it
But what Jun Moxie thought was: Isn't this a coincidence
Just after I said my name, I immediately had three uncles
Jun Moxie smiled wryly, feeling a little at a loss for the first time in his life, and said with a dry smile: "I...that...hehe, my third uncle is right behind. Enen, he might be here soon, so...hehe...this...that Are you waiting for him to come..."
"Why is he at the back?" Dongfang Wenjian frowned, dissatisfied: "Why isn't he at the front?"
"Third Uncle is the commander, so naturally he has to go with the army; and I am the vanguard..." Jun Da Pioneer said: "I came out to open mountains and build bridges..."
After saying this, I sweated a little, and even Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi next to me couldn't help but burst out laughing. Where did this kid perform his duties as a pioneer along the way? Not to mention building bridges across mountains and rivers...
Fengshan opened the road, but at best, it only opened a road that can only accommodate a carriage; as for the bridge in the water, it can only be nonsense...
"What? You bastard Jun Wuyi! He even asked my nephew to be his vanguard! What should I do if something goes wrong? Why can't I remember anything? Have you forgotten everything back then?" Dongfang asked furiously, "My sister is like this. He has a son, and he still has the nerve to take it as an envoy? You really are an asshole! An extremely asshole!"
Dongfang Wenjian and Dongfang Wendao also looked very angry, gearing up, wanting to look good to Jun Wuyi.
Everyone was dumbfounded; what is going on here. The three unacknowledged uncles in front of me are probably too protective...
"Uh... Mo Xie wow, that's it... It is rumored that the third young master of the Jun family is a dude, bully men and women, run amok, behave like a hooligan,... this..." It shouldn't be you, right? You have a cousin with a similar name what? "Dongfang Wenqing is very difficult to express, and even speculates a conjecture that even he himself does not believe...
Jun Moxie, Dugu Xiaoyi, Guan Qinghan, and the four guards around him were all dumbfounded, with black lines all over their foreheads.
"Ah, I said big brother, what you're asking is really boring." Dongfang Wenjian was very dissatisfied with his big brother's question: "Look at our good nephew, so handsome and tall, young and talented, Shocking the world; even the youngest fell hard in his hands... like a dandy waiting to die?"
"What does it mean to stumble hard?" Dongfang Wendao was very dissatisfied, and retorted: "I just saw him as young and our nephew, so I just teased him. With our skills, we can really do it." Lost to him a little hairy child?"
"Bah, don't you blush when you say this? You knew he was our nephew before that? What kind of bragging!" Dongfang Wenjian sneered: "You are not good at learning, so you have the nerve to find objective reasons, let's talk about it It's not shameful to lose to our own nephew, what are you talking about? You really don't have the demeanor of an elder."
He paused, and said, "It's the same as big brother. Such a good nephew has to make fun of himself. I've never seen such an uncle who puts shit on his nephew's head."
"I'm just asking!" Dongfang Wenqing said solemnly: "You two, don't be impatient, and shut up!"
Jun Moxie looked embarrassed.
Since the two lives, it is rare to be so embarrassed, it’s okay to be wrong, to stab my own uncle with a knife, and to stab my own uncle, and to show off my name blindly. The name is really thunderous, but it is notorious to spread it. It must be impossible for Haoyue to be in the sky. It is already very good to not leave a bad reputation for thousands of years.
Dugu Xiaoyi laughed croakingly, holding her belly, trembling wildly, watching Jun Moxie narrowly from time to time and squeezing her eyes, but laughed even harder.
Wang Dong and the other four turned their faces away, lest Jun Moxie see his distorted face, which was suppressed from laughing, and made a series of strange groaning sounds.
The most stable Guan Qinghan also suppressed a smile, but his face was always frosty. But there are already traces of melting. As the daughter-in-law of the Jun family, she knows a little about her mother-in-law's natal family. She also knows that the family's reputation may not be obvious in the world, but it has extraordinary power. It was amazing to see it today, any one of these three uncles has the astonishing strength of Shenxuan!
While Guan Qinghan was amazed, he let go of the worry that had been hidden deep in his heart. This trip to Tiannan is bound to face the Blood Soul Villa. With Jun Wuyi's uprightness and Jun Moxie's rage, it is too easy to cause disputes. Now that there are such great masters accompanying him, it is indeed a lot of peace of mind!
Jun Moxie stared, scratched his head, then put down his hands, spread them out, shrugged his shoulders, and said innocently: "Tianxiang City, there is indeed no second Jun Moxie, and the third generation of the Jun family has no one other than me. Man. But, are you sure it's about me?"
"Could it be really you? Jun Beifang Wenqing and the three of them widened their eyes in surprise, "Are you that heinous, conscientious prodigal scumbag in the rumors? "
"Fuck!" Jun Moxie said angrily with a black line on his face: "Who is so ruining my brother's reputation? I am that kind of person! It's really a joke in the world, a Tang in the world! Brother is young and promising, He is good at giving, handsome and unrestrained, with a noble tree facing the wind. He is also highly respected in Tianxiang City. He is really chivalrous and gentle, with a brave heart and a heart.
With a "crack", Dugu Xiaoyi hugged her stomach and began to convulse.
The faces of Dongfang Wenqing and the three also twitched after being shocked, Dongfang Wenjian glared: "Who do you call brother? I am your uncle! There is no wink at all!"
Jun Moxie straightened his hair, and said in an infinitely depressed way: "Your identities...that... are to be determined! I have to wait until my third uncle comes to confirm!"
Sanshenxuan blew his beard and stared together, that was depressed, what is this called, could it be that your bastard third uncle doesn't approve, our uncle's status doesn't count? !
That night, the tents were set up. Dongfang Wenqing took three of them as a matter of course and unceremoniously.
At night, Dugu Xiaoyi and Guan Qinghan sneaked out, taking a bath one by one. Young Master Jun, lamenting that he missed a great opportunity, looked at his three cheap uncles who came out of the blue and had a lot of fun talking, and couldn't help sighing depressedly. He really wanted to knock these three people out before their identities were determined.
Jun Moxie was secretly ruthless: Don't look at you as uncles, hum, what's the matter? If I couldn't beat you, I would have done it long ago...
The plan can't keep up with the change!
A plan that has not been put into practice, however splendid, is nothing but a beautiful picture!
In addition to being unable to implement the wonderful plan, you have to cheer up and chat with me.
It turns out that chatting is also a physical activity...
"So, when you come to Tiannan this time, what you are facing is a trap? Or even a big trap where there are almost ten deaths and no life?" Dongfang asked with a dignified expression.
"Traps and traps are two different things, but here in Tiannan, there are indeed enemies gathered." Jun Moxie chuckled: "And our enemies are not ordinary people. For example, Fengxue Silver City is one, and Blood Soul Villa is also Count it as one; as for the others, heh heh, those kids who are specially in charge of making trouble in the barracks are not worth mentioning."
The three of them took a breath at the same time: "The Wind and Snow Silver City is clear, but... what happened to the Blood Soul Villa?"
Jun Moxie smiled wryly, and told the ins and outs of the matter, and said helplessly: "The purpose of my sister-in-law's insistence on coming to Tiannan this time is to worry about our uncle and nephew; how could I not know her intentions? If it wasn't for this, With her calm and calm personality, how could she argue that she would rather die and threaten to follow her to Tiannan? I've already thought about this part; but I'm just thinking about countermeasures."
"Li Juetian's bastard son actually wants to snatch our niece and daughter-in-law? Fuck! You're so fucking bold!" Just as Jun Moxie finished speaking, the three of Dongfang Wenqing immediately jumped up. His face was filled with righteous indignation and unstoppable rage!
"When we arrived at Blood Soul Villa, the old man just eunuched that boy without saying a word! Let his mother's wishful thinking, the toad wants to eat swan meat, mother, don't piss and follow his virtue!" Dongfang Wendao waved his hand angrily.
Jun Moxie snorted, he never expected that the reaction of these three people would be so big.
"Moxie, is that sister-in-law you mentioned... the same cold girl who was with you today?" Dongfang Wenqing asked more cautiously.
"Well, it's her." Jun Moxie agreed casually, feeling that talking to these three elders was really boring, and he was already a little drowsy at this moment.
"Oh, she is also a poor girl. Poor, her husband died before we met a few times; she lived in your Jun's house as a widow. For her, a girl who looks like a flower, What kind of suffering is it to waste youth and stay alone in the empty boudoir?" Dongfang Wenqing sighed, and sighed silently.
Dongfang Wenjian showed a smile on his thin and cold face, and said: "Moxie, in my opinion, this girl has a plump sky, beautiful features, and a graceful figure, but she looks like a man; besides, she is quite tall. For Shui Ling, right?"
Jun Moxie supported his chin with his hands, and said in a daze: "Isn't it, it's really quite watery. Slip..." But he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Come on; if that's the case, what else can I say?" Dongfang Wendao clapped his hands, and said happily, "Anyway, the surname is Jun, so can I still run away? The big nephew is gone, isn't there still a little nephew?" .As the saying goes, fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders... "
"Shut up, third! What nonsense are you talking about?!" Dongfang Wenqing's face darkened, and he snapped, "Why don't the fat and water flow to outsiders? Is this something you, an uncle, can say? It's really presumptuous! Fantastic, Nonsense! An asshole of ideas!"
Dongfang Wendao was most afraid of this elder brother, seeing him getting angry, he immediately shrank his head and didn't dare to speak again.
But Jun Moxie was taken aback by the stern voice, he woke up in a jerk, and asked in a daze: "What... what kind of fat water doesn't flow into outsiders' fields?"