How can there be any reason why a man must wear aphrodisiacs? What kind of logic is this? We have wives and concubines, it’s really not enough and we still have money in our pockets, brothels are quite popular now, where can’t we solve a physical problem? As for bringing aphrodisiacs? Those are all special tools for thieves!
Now if anyone takes out the aphrodisiac from his body, wouldn't he be telling everyone blatantly: I am a prostitute!
After that, can we still hang out? Do you want to lose face
A dozen or so big men stood there with their mouths open and eyes straight, completely unsure of how to respond. They looked like wooden and clay sculptures.
"Oh, I'm using this just to study the antidote. It's really out of kindness, and I'm not trying to do something bad. Do you have this expression?" Dugu Xiaoyi was guilty, and kept trying to persuade them, persuading them. Authentic: "Furthermore, if I researched the aphrodisiac because you took out the aphrodisiac, all women in the world would be safe from now on. I don't know how many sisters would be grateful to you! You are the biggest contributors."
Everyone kept silent.
Of course you are not going to do bad things, because even if you want to do bad things, you don't have the ability! In this matter, it seems that you are being taken advantage of by others. There is no longer any place to take advantage of it...
"Hand it over, hand it over, you guys just hand it over..." Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out her hand with an eager expression on her face.
"Miss Hui, no!" said the head general.
"You can have it now, at most you give it to me, I won't tell others that the medicine is yours!" The little girl became more and more amiable!
"Really not, really not!" The leader broke out in a cold sweat in an instant, if he got the aphrodisiac from me, he would be dismissed immediately after returning! Moreover, there is no guarantee that suspicious people will not come to torment me, even if I am killed, I can't let go, let alone I really don't have anything on hand!
"We didn't either!" The dozen or so people answered righteously, standing up straight. Everyone can think clearly about this joint.
Besides, everyone's coming out this time is a formal military operation, it's too late for abstinence, and they still mess with what's there, are they really moldy? !
"Damn!" Dugu Xiaoyi scolded crisply, and more than a dozen people scolded with crooked mouths and squinting eyes. Unexpectedly, this little aunt would say such direct cursing words: "So many old men don't even bring any of them. ?”
A dozen or so people nodded together like a chicken chopping rice.
"Since there are none, let's be punished together. Come here," Dugu Xiaoyi said murderously, "Drag these twelve guys out for me, and beat each of them with a hundred army sticks!"
Everyone was dumbfounded.
We don't carry aphrodisiacs with us, but we have committed a crime by being a good family man? We are not only good men, but also soldiers, soldiers on the battlefield. Is there anything wrong with that thing if you don’t think about it? What kind of argument is this
God, earth, give me a place to reason
Following Dugu Xiaoyi's order, several wolf-like guards came in immediately. These people were all Jun Moxie's exclusive team, drawn from the 250 people to take care of Dugu Xiaoyi; Everyone has a good kung fu, they don't care whether the little girl's order is reasonable or not, they just follow her words, and after dragging these few people, they will be sent out to execute the "military law".
"Slow down!" The leader of the family was covered in cold sweat. If the one hundred army sticks were really shot down, the dozen or so people would probably be reimbursed here. At this point, it's still the little princess's wish. Then I waited for someone to report to Miss Guan Qinghan and asked her to take good care of the little princess. I think nothing would happen. If I really died because of this matter, it would be too wronged...
"Oh? Do you have it now?" Dugu Xiaoyi waved her hand to order the guards to withdraw, and asked enthusiastically.
"Shouhou, you should have it on your body, right? I remember that when you first left Tianxiang, you kept some privately, so please take it out!" The leader of the family general stared at the thinnest one among the ten or so people, and said unquestionably.
"I... I..." The "Skinny Monkey" blinked pitifully, not knowing what to say. I really didn't expect that under the threat of a hundred army sticks, my boss would sell me...
"What are you? Hurry up and take it out!" The leader of the family angrily scolded, "You worthless bastard!"
"But... but mine is for myself. I think this trip to Tiannan is not a real military operation. I plan to take it easy on the return trip..." The thin monkey looked at his boss pitifully, with a thin face holding back. It was flushed, the face was really red, and I was a little ashamed.
Someone couldn't help but giggled and laughed.
To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to tell the truth. What kind of man carries the aphrodisiac he takes with him at all times? Everyone knows this question without asking.
"The kind for men?" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes lit up: "That's the best! Uh... that's barely okay... Hurry up and hand it over! I'm in a hurry to study it!"
Depressed and ashamed, the thin monkey took out a small paper bag from his arms tremblingly, held it in his hand, and wanted to hand it out, but he was hesitant. He clearly saw his companion They looked at him with weird eyes. At this moment, the thin monkey wanted to dig a hole and jump down to bury himself.
But what a shame!
Afterwards, I don't know how much money it will cost to shut up the mouths of these guys; if only these guys know that they are all my brothers, then it doesn't matter, but if I let these people spread the word, I will... no, Then I really want to wipe my neck with a knife...
Dugu Xiaoyi was really impatient when she saw that guy still twitching, she jumped over at once, snatched it with her hands, smiled happily, and then remembered to keep a straight face, and asked seriously: "This thing... how to use?"
The thin monkey's face was flushed, even his neck was red, and he struggled and said, "Just use your fingernails to pick up a fingernail's weight, dissolve it in the wine and drink it..."
"Pfft..." There were a few people behind me who couldn't help it, burst out laughing, and then hastily covered their mouths with their hands, coughing muffledly, causing their bodies to convulse, and the muscles on their faces to twist...
"Oh..." Dugu Xiaoyi nodded knowingly, looking like an expert. Said: "What's the reaction after using it? Will it harm the body?"
"This... no! As for the reaction, uh, this reaction..." Beads of sweat the size of soybeans fell one by one on the thin monkey's face, and he really didn't know how to give a specific answer. His face was almost sallow s color.
Everyone behind them made the same movement: one hand tightly covered their mouth, the other firmly covered their stomach, trembling all over...
"Oh... I got it, I got it, it's none of your business, let's all go down." Dugu Xiaoyi blushed, as if she had also thought of her own problem, and waved her hand. Turning around and going out, only to hear Dugu Xiaoyi yell: "Wait!" She stopped suddenly.
"This matter...is a secret. Do you know? This is a major event related to the happiness of thousands of women, and it must not be leaked!" Dugu Xiaoyi said with extra dignity: "Especially my brothers, let them know, Do you understand? Well, I... I'm afraid they'll eat it, uh, yes, I'm afraid they'll eat it, so what's the matter?"
What? Afraid they will steal it? Do the young masters of the Dugu family need to steal this kind of food? Everyone's expressions suddenly became extremely strange. If Dugu Xiaoyi's older brothers heard these words, they would probably spit out a mouthful of blood and faint: We are extremely normal...
I saw Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes staring: "So don't let them know! If someone tells them, hehe. I... I just... I will pour all this bag into someone's stomach! Listen clearly Already?"
"Listen clearly!" The crowd hurriedly backed out, only to get out of the tent and not far away, suddenly one by one threw themselves on the ground, laughing and rolling, laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.
"You...you..." The thin monkey was angry and ashamed, his eyes were wide open, his cheeks that were not much meat were trembling, and he couldn't speak.
"Hahaha... It's so ridiculous... It turns out that Shouhou is such a capable person. It's really... a surprise, no wonder this guy always runs away every time he visits the brothel... Hahaha... The young masters even sneaked That thing... Brother suddenly became proud..." Several people hugged their stomachs and rolled on the ground... They all rolled with laughter in an instant.
The thin monkey's face was purple, and trembling, suddenly hugged a tree, and hit it hard with its head a few times...
Really want to cry but have no tears...
After a long while, after laughing enough, the leader of the family coughed a few times seriously, and said: "I have laughed too much, I have to tell you a few words, no one is allowed to disclose what happened today! I believe everyone knows Once this matter gets out, there will be no good fruit for everyone! If you didn’t get the hundred army sticks today, you wouldn’t want to suffer the military law in the future, do you know?”
Everyone nodded, expressing that they must keep it secret.
"I have to ask Miss Guan to ask her to take good care of the little princess, but don't cause a catastrophe..." The head of the family left in a hurry...
In the tent, Dugu Xiaoyi carefully wrapped the small paper bag with her handkerchief, put it in her bosom, looked around with a guilty conscience, and then showed a smug smile.
"Hmph..." Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy, wanted to sing, smiled so much that she showed a pair of small canine teeth, bounced to the mirror, checked her face carefully, and muttered to herself : "I'll see where you can go. Hmph, Jun Moxie, this girl is going to come up with a bully, and make your pot of raw rice into mature rice, so that you can run away! Hmph, sister, don't blame me! My little girl is not righteous! Hey, let's see how you are going to grab it now?"
Thinking of her pride, Dugu Xiaoyi happily made a grimace.
Dugu Xiaoyi grew up in a big family, and she really only half-understands that aspect of things. What Jun Wuyi said to Guan Qinghan this time aroused the panic in her heart, and she actually came up with such a weird idea .