"I've been looking for Brother Moxie for a long time. I'm obviously the first one to fall in love with Brother Moxie. Brother Moxie is mine! No one can steal it!"
Dugu Xiaoyi loudly declared angrily, completely forgetting what she was doing now, and also forgetting that such a big thing happened now, she herself was actually the one who caused it...
"Uh... it's yours, it's yours, but..." Jun Wuyi felt like she was sweating, and nodded repeatedly, trying to appease the little girl who was obviously very excited and ran away.
"Don't interrupt! Listen to me!" Dugu Xiaoyi ordered excitedly, and Marshal Jun shut up dumbfounded.
"So I have to take measures to protect my brother Moxie from being snatched away... so I... I... I, I, I..." Dugu Xiaoyi turned her head back when she said this, she was a little embarrassed, and just said that she would not let others Interrupted, but I couldn't continue.
Jun Wuyi, Ying Bokong, the three Dongfang brothers, and the five masters stared blankly at this tough little girl, waiting for her to speak, and they all shouted in their hearts that the younger generation is to be feared.
"...so I...so I..." Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes rolled, looking forward to Ai Ai. The little girl who was still angry and righteous just now suddenly became choked up and became cautious and pitiful... Such a change made the eyebrows of the five masters twitch wildly. Weird...
"... That's why I want to cook brother Moxie's uncooked rice! Wouldn't he be able to run away? No one else will be able to snatch it away!" Dugu Xiaoyi yelled loudly with her face blushing and her eyes closed.
The five masters were thundered at the same time, Khan, Da Khan, Waterfall Khan, Genghis Khan... In the end, Qi Qi sat down on the ground without any image, staring at the sturdy little girl in front of him, dumbfounded.
"I called the generals who were protecting me over, took the aphrodisiac from them, poured a gourd of wine, and went to look for brother Moxie. It happened that brother Moxie was very thirsty, so he drank it..."
Anyway, at the beginning, Dugu Xiaoyi simply went on talking without being shy or embarrassed, with the momentum of breaking the can: "But, but... after Brother Moxie drank it, but I didn't mean to be cooked at all, I just went crazy... I wanted... to be rude to me... I panicked, I yelled, and then Sister Guan came in to save me... Then I escaped... I was the one who killed Sister Guan Woohoo..."
The five masters didn't sweat this time, as if they were struck by lightning, they were stunned at the same time, their mouths crooked, their eyes slanted, and they were dumbfounded.
Such bizarre things, coming out of the mouth of this pearly and jade-like little girl, are really ups and downs. Never thought of it. The cause of the incident is actually for this, what is this and what is it? Arranging to cook by myself, others want to cook but refuse to cook, and finally cooked the third party...
It's really a good meal!
The five masters made an action at the same time: covered their foreheads with their hands, black lines all over their faces, and they were speechless at the same time...
I knew that this little girl was very tough, but I never expected that I still underestimated her! And still greatly underestimated her! — This little girl is actually so tough! What is a fierce girl? This is not it!
In order to be jealous, he actually gave his lover an aphrodisiac, and wanted to cook rice with raw rice, that's all... After successfully taking the medicine, he ran away in fright... Such a thing has never been heard before!
The standard set fire to flash people...
The great Dugu Xiaoyi created another precedent for the history of Xuanxuan Continent! This is definitely a feat unprecedented in history! And it's a first-class first-class huge pioneering work!
It's so awesome!
"I'm completely shocked...Girl, tell me the truth, do you know what is raw rice and cooked rice?" Dongfang Wendao opened his mouth wide, his eyes turned into copper bells, and his eyebrows twitched.
"Of course I know that when raw rice is cooked, a man and a woman are inseparable and will never be separated again!" Dugu Xiaoyi pouted. He stomped his feet and said fiercely: "No one can take it away!"
The five of them had the urge to faint at the same time.
"The medicine you took...cough cough, what's the name? How much weight did you take!" Jun Wuyi swallowed hard, and asked with a glimmer of hope.
"That medicine is... what is it called 'hanging a hundred catties'..." Dugu Xiaoyi tilted her head and thought for a while, then said with some annoyance: "What a weird name! I can't remember..."
"What? Hang a hundred catties..." The five people sighed at the same time and shook their heads.
This is the ultimate medicine for men, it has an extremely strong aphrodisiac effect, and it can burn up the man's impulse to the maximum, to the point of losing his mind, and he may not be able to stop until the medicine is completely released.
The most terrible thing is that this kind of medicine is quite overbearing, and it only needs a little bit to be effective.
Jun Wuwu's face turned pale when he thought of this, and he asked with trembling lips, "This... ahem, Xiaoyi, don't talk about those useless things, tell third uncle how much medicine you put on the wine gourd How many nails?"
How many nails? The three Dongfang brothers and Ying Bokong had weird expressions on their faces. They didn't expect this general in blood to know the correct usage of this medicine... It really surprised everyone... But now they are all thinking about Jun Moxie, so they didn't laugh.
"How many nails? I don't know. It's so troublesome. It's just such a big bag..." Dugu Xiaoyi stared at Yuanyuan's eyes, gestured for the size of the small bag with both hands, and said, "Put it all in." Ah, I wanted him to have a drink at the time, probably because Brother Mo Xie was very thirsty. In the blink of an eye, he drank the whole gourd of wine! It was really fast!"
"It's all in! He drank all the gourd wine?" The five people exclaimed at the same time, and looked at each other!
My goodness, things are getting really big now...
"You...you girl, why are you... messing around! What a mess!" Jun Wuyi completely panicked. With so many medicines, one person can explode. Suddenly, he shouted sharply: "You, your general is too ridiculous. Why did you carry aphrodisiacs with you during the march?! This is simply a bastard's behavior! It is unforgivable to corrupt military discipline! A typical pervert!"
The third master Jun was a little out of breath, and he obviously had a tendency to fail to catch the rabbit and eat the dog, his face was a little ferocious, and he was a little scared. Such a heavy lifting of a hundred catties will definitely lead to something. What if Mo Xie really... breaks down... then what should I do
Looking forward to winning the bid with one shot... There is almost no such possibility, then, isn't the Jun family dead? There is also Qinghan, although Qinghan has the name of the daughter-in-law of the Jun family, but she is really a virgin, how can she be conquered? What should I do if the fragrance disappears due to unbearable pain? !
Dongfang Wenjian was also completely panicked, and said: "Otherwise, we will rush in and catch them out. Then we will use our kung fu to force out all the obscenities and venom. We are in a hurry, and we don't care too much... "
"You are a pig! Aphrodisiacs are not poisons! Poisons are in the blood and meridians, and you can force them out. The properties of aphrodisiacs go deep into the bone marrow, and they seduce people's most primitive impulses. How can you force them out!" Jun Wuyi lost his mind. Usually, it's just a burst of cursing.
"Besides, let's rush in like this. What about Qinghan? What about Mo Xie? You pighead! You should follow the authority when you are in a hurry. Follow the authority when you are in a hurry!" Jun Wuyi was completely mad.
But Dongfang Wenjian didn't care about it, he understood Jun Wuyi's mood very well, because he was also in the same mood now.
Ying Bokong contemplated, and comforted: "Everyone calm down, don't get confused, don't forget that Mo Xie has inherited his master's mantle, he has both medicine and martial arts, and his attainments are beyond the ordinary. , Mo Xie will be fine."
Jun Wuyi sighed, his mood gradually stabilized, with a deep worry in his eyes, he said: "I hope so."
The three Dongfang Wenqing brothers suddenly became curious and asked: "Mo Xie's master? Who is that? When did Mo Xie have a master?" What the three of them were most curious about was the words 'Mo Xie's master' , seems to have a magical power. When he said it, even Jun Wuyi, who had fallen into a semi-crazy state, suddenly became a little sober. Why
"In fact, you have seen his master before, he is a real expert!" Ying Bokong looked admiring. All three of them could see that this was a respect from the heart, and it was definitely not an act of pretending.
"Have we met before? Who is it? Shouldn't we have no impression of such a superior person?" The three of Dongfang Wenqing were greatly surprised. You must know that Ying Bokong is one of the eight supreme beings, and he is almost the most arrogant one. He admired so much, Dongfang Wenqing really couldn't think of anyone in the world who could be qualified.
"Mo Xie's master is the mysterious man in black robe who killed Li Juetian with one move that day!" Ying Bokong said in an astonishing tone.
The four of them were speechless at the same time. Even Jun Wuyi didn't know until today that the extremely mysterious and powerful man in black was Jun Moxie's master!
No wonder that senior defended the Jun family so much. Third Master Jun finally revealed the biggest question in his heart, it turned out that he was Mo Xie's master...
Seeing everyone's reactions, Dugu Xiaoyi was a little puzzled, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with everyone, could it be... that medicine is not good?"
"Okay?" Jun Wuyi looked at her weakly, the little girl looked confused and innocent, still waiting for Jun Wuyi to give her some advice, "I'm still talking about whether the medicine is good or not. The key is... I said girl Wow, you cook the rice wrong.” Dongfang Wendao grinned and said, “You who want to cook raw rice, you have already put the rice into the pot and added water, There was also a fire in the stove, but when the rice was already cooked, you left by yourself. You cooked the rice, but the cooked rice was eaten by others. Your hard work is in vain One game, at the expense of oneself and the benefit of others..."
Dongfang Wendao sighed deeply: "It's been a lot of hard work, but it's making wedding clothes for others, good luck tricks people!"
Ever since they found out who Jun Moxie's master is a mysterious master, everyone felt relieved. Dongfang Wendao is also in the mood to make fun of Dugu Xiaoyi.
"What? Who ate it?" Dugu Xiaoyi was furious: "That's the rice I cooked!"