"This old man is calling your in-laws to you, an old man. Naturally, he is calling you. Would he call someone else? Besides you, how many people in Tianxiang City are worthy of marriage with this old man?" Mr. Jun's expression was very puzzled, A "Are you an idiot?" look.
"Hey, when did I become in-laws with you? You don't take piss to take care of yourself. Your family is below yours. You have one son left, one grandson left, the son is useless, and the grandson is a prodigal." , You still want to get married with Lao Tzu, you are wishful thinking!" The muscles on Dugu Zongheng's face trembled, his eyes flashed fiercely, and he had the tendency to go crazy.
On weekdays, when Mr. Jun heard Mr. Dugu's words, especially "the son is useless", he would immediately be furious, and it is not impossible to come up and fix Mr. Dugu directly!
But at this moment...
Mr. Jun was not angry at all. Instead, he said with a smile: "My in-laws are outrageous. They used to be or not, but now it's okay to think about it. Come on, come on... Listen to me and explain it to you carefully; um, this The matter is actually easy to say, just a sentence, raw rice cooked cooked rice! You understand what I mean! Now let’s talk about the details, that day is like this... Invincible, you have to listen to it, after all... Invincible is also In-laws, your kid is still the most direct in-laws... "
Only when old man Dugu Zongheng heard the words "cook raw rice into mature rice", his face turned green, and when he heard about in-laws, his old face turned blue...
"Uh... It suddenly occurred to me that the soldiers in the military camp still have something to do with me, and I need to deal with it. It is a felony to delay a military plane, um... there is a major issue involving dozens of lives. Human lives cannot be delayed, so I can't do it if I don't go." ah!… "
The more Dugu Wudi listened to it, the more he felt that something was wrong, so he immediately thought of a thirty-six plan to avoid the limelight first. That reason is also overbearing, it is actually a matter of human life, and dozens of...
"Stop, you boy!" Dugu, whose complexion was completely blue, glared and yelled loudly. "Before the matter is clear, I will break your leg if you dare to leave! If you speak again, I will directly discount it!"
Dugu Wudi had just turned around, not to mention moving, he didn't even dare to make a sound, and kept the posture of stepping out with one foot, his face turned red and pale at times. It was like when someone had diarrhea and was suddenly blocked at the door of the toilet and was not allowed to go in, and the sweat dripped down from his head.
"Jun Zhantian! Please." Dugu Zong squinted his eyes and tilted his head to look at Mr. Jun, with one hand as if he was a guest. The meaning is very clear, don't say anything here, let's go inside and close the door.
"You boys are waiting here, and no one is allowed to leave. If anyone approaches recklessly and wants to eavesdrop on high-level military secrets, he will be killed!" Mr. Jun turned around and gave an order. It was quite unusual, and some of them followed suit and ordered their own guards to be on guard. The two guards agreed neatly and quickly distributed to several key positions.
Now that Mr. Jun had finished the arrangement, he started to walk behind Dugu Zongheng.
General Dugu Invincible followed slowly at the end, and the bad feeling in his heart became more and more obvious, "cook raw rice and cooked rice"? Couldn't that be the case? God! My dear daughter, did you push your father and me directly into the fire pit...
"Mr. Jun, just talk and fart if you have something to say. Don't gossip with me about nonsense and unclear stuff!" Dugu Zongheng, whose face had turned black, looked very impatient, looking at The son's eyes became more and more unkind.
Dugu Wudi still has the air of a general in his usual life, sitting on the side in a very restrained manner, just like an angry little daughter-in-law, his burly body seems to be shrinking into the ground, and he can't stop wiping his sweat. Tianxiang is already in the early winter weather, but General Dugu actually seems to be in midsummer.
"Well, your family's granddaughter Xiaoyi, hehehe, that girl is really a good girl. This time in Tiannan, she..." Jun Zhantian didn't shy away, and started talking directly. But he just started talking, and was interrupted by Dugu Zongheng.
"Stop!" Dugu Zongheng raised his hand, turned his face to look at Dugu Wudi, and asked viciously: "Didn't you say... Xiaoyi is retreating with Princess Lingmeng in the palace now? How did she end up in Tiannan? This old man lied to me ?”
After decades of experience, Mr. Dugu has already judged that Mr. Jun's words must be true, but he still hopes for it. After all, Mr. Jun's sentence "cook raw rice and cooked rice" just now is really shocking!
"This... that..." The sweat on Dugu Wudi's forehead became more and more, almost covering his eyes, and he kept wiping his eyes, his black face turned red and white, and he was in a state of embarrassment. This, that, and that, just can't say a word, almost catching up with Mr. Duanmu Fried Rice.
Dugu Xiaoyi went to Tiannan privately with Guan Qinghan, and General Dugu didn't know until several days after he left. But if the old man had known about this at the beginning, wouldn't he be stripped of his skin immediately? So Dugu Wudi just arranged for the three nephews who went with him to take good care of his daughter, and prayed to God and Buddha that nothing would happen. Then I prayed at home day and night that this little aunt would not cause trouble, and that nothing happened when I came back quickly...
However, judging by the situation in front of him, things must have backfired, and this precious girl might have caused much trouble over there. Judging by Jun Zhantian's expression, it is very clear.
Seeing that his son didn't speak, he just kept wiping his sweat away, the old man Dugu Zongheng was clear-eyed, he had no hope, he snorted angrily, and said, "I'm old, I'm really old, now the whole family treats me like an old blind man it's..."
"Father... this... that..." Dugu Wudi grinned and explained with difficulty, but after a long time, he still couldn't utter a word.
"Shut up, you bastard! Say it again, I'm going to break your legs!" Dugu shouted violently, and turned to Jun Zhantian: "Old Jun, keep talking, don't miss any details!"
"...Well, you also know the relationship between Qinghan's daughter and our Jun family... Xiaoyi's girl saw that Qinghan was no longer Mo Xie's sister-in-law. She was impatient. This girl also fell in love with Mo Xie, so she thought of a way , asked the guards accompanying the family to bring some aphrodisiacs, um, the quantity is not too much, just a pack, no mess at all, all given to Mo Xie, can Mo Xie guard against her? Naturally, drink all the no mess ...But she couldn't stand it alone, at the most critical moment. Guan Qinghan, a kind girl, was afraid that something would happen to them, so she went to her, hehe, and it turned out... Alas, it was a big mistake. Well, that's how it happened What's going on..."
"Old Dugu, tell me, aren't we in-laws this time? Your granddaughter took the initiative. Bah, no matter who took the initiative, it's 'cooking raw rice' anyway. That boy Moxie will definitely take responsibility." Responsibility!" Jun Zhantian stroked his beard, deliberately ambiguously stated certain not so "important" points, and pointed out emphatically that Young Master Jun will be responsible!
YouQi Jun Zhantian also put on a "victim" look, and couldn't help sighing.
In fact, what the old man said is all the truth, but it is just a slight suspicion of misleading intentionally, such as "But she couldn't stand it alone, and at the most critical moment..." Those who know this sentence, of course understand Dugu Xiao Yi had nothing to do, although at that time it was true that he couldn't stand the young master Jun at that time, but there was nothing at all, but there was too much to think about, especially the two old men in front of him...
Dugu Zongheng and Dugu Wudi naturally thought: Jun Moxie has been given so many aphrodisiacs, and Dugu Xiaoyi, a yellow-haired girl with no experience, must be overwhelmed, so...
Thinking about it this way, a fixed thinking mode has been formed invisibly: Jun Moxie has already had such a relationship with Dugu Xiaoyi, well, Dugu Xiaoyi can't resist... At the most critical moment, Guan Qinghan appeared, so Saved Dugu Xiaoyi's life, the rescue was saved, but the price was to put herself on the line...
This is the most normal and most reasonable inference. Since Dugu Xiaoyi took the medicine, it means that she has already planned to die, so how can she escape
Following what Jun Zhantian said. Dugu Zongheng and Dugu Wudi's father and son stared wider and wider, and the sound of breathing became louder and louder. At last, the sound of "huchi" and "huchi" came out of their throats...
Until Jun Zhantian had finished speaking for a while, the father and son were still staring and "wheezing" endlessly. Jun Zhantian knew that his goal had been fully achieved, so he ignored them, picked up the teacup, and drank water and tasted tea in his spare time.
"I'm really angry!"
Unexpectedly, the first one to jump up was the Dugu Invincible General who had completely wilted just now. He danced and jumped three feet high, and his entire face was distorted in anger: "Jun Moxie, Little bastard! How dare you do such a despicable thing! I, I, I... I can't spare him, I want, I want... I want to tear him into pieces, first castrate and then castrate, damn it! I... I, I... "
"Lao Tzu" for a long time, before he could say anything further, he was slapped directly on the head with a forceful and heavy slap, immediately knocking him to the ground like an ingot.
"You, you, this bastard... what's it called? It's called your mother! What I said just now, if you say it again, break your legs, it's farting to be my father!"
At this moment, the old man Dugu Zongheng finally broke out completely, his face turned into a purple eggplant, and he was so angry! Slap after slap after slap, yelling: "All this is the bad thing done by that precious daughter you raised. It's fine to spoil yourself, but you also framed other girls... You still have the face to bury others , can you blame Jun Moxie for this? You, you, you are going to piss me off! I must discount your kid’s legs today, ahh... "