"Isn't it just a medicine? We have plenty of that stuff!" Jun Moxie curled his lips in disdain: "Sell! The more sought-after, the better!"
"With your words, I am relieved. This kind of bone quenching pill, I named it 'Reshape the bones of the whole body, regenerate the muscles and blood vessels, advance instantly, the holy medicine of the dream of the mysterious!' How about it, pull the wind? Now our The medicine pill can’t be described with such words as paper expensive. Firstly, the effect of the medicine you made is so fucking amazing. The second brother also contributed to the operation. After my painstaking efforts and dedication Under these conditions, the medicine pill we produced has directly become the magic medicine that the public has been dreaming of!"
Fatty Tang smiled, slapped his belly on the ground, and said happily: "For this new drug, I designed another line. Listen to it: 'Are you still worried about your mediocre qualifications? Are you still working hard for yourself? Are you not as worried as your peers? Are you still worried about not being able to advance? Are you still worrying about not being able to become a strong person? Come on, please take 'reshape the whole body's bones, regenerate muscles and blood vessels, and instantly advance, Xuan The holy medicine in the dream!'Come on, one will take effect immediately, and you will be a genius all your life, silver, gold, jade, and heaven, and you will rush if you eat it. Come on, come on, what are you waiting for? Don't miss the opportunity, the magic medicine is born , the auction is only for seven days, don’t wait until it’s out of date, don’t let your life leave permanent regrets... 'How about it? Not bad, right?"
After Tang Yuan finished speaking triumphantly, he saw Jun Moxie's eyes fixed on him.
"Fatty Tang... you you you... you are actually from the earth? Damn it! Why didn't you say it earlier?" Jun Moxie grabbed his shoulder suddenly, with tears in his eyes.
"What? What... what kind of ball?" Tang Yuan was stunned, and then he couldn't laugh or cry: "You are the ball. Damn, I can't help it. Who the hell wants to be so fat? I don't even want to!"
"Uh... so it's not?" Jun Moxie sighed disappointedly: "But you are too fucking talented! You can come up with such a creative advertisement! You really want to go to the earth, Absolutely a genius in advertising!"
"Advertisements? Yes, yes... only by advertising widely can you sell things." Tang Yuan suddenly realized the meaning of these two words, and couldn't help looking at Jun Moxie with admiration: "Third Young Master, you are really talented , just one sentence contains the most truth, my brother's admiration for you is really like the water of a great river, when I see you, my mood is like a sea in a strong wind...”
"Fuck! Don't talk nonsense, how do you plan to sell this thing? How much do you think the reserve price is suitable for?" Young Master Jun waved his hands dumbfounded.
"The efficacy of this medicine pill is probably higher than those of the previous elixir, so I will auction it once with two pieces, and the reserve price is 500,000 taels of silver!" Tang Yuan showed a black-hearted smile, and stretched out five fingers : "The preliminary estimate is that it can carry at least five million taels! You must know that the auction invitations this time are all aimed at the Xuangong family. This is what they need most!"
"..." Jun Moxie was completely speechless. Suddenly, I felt that standing in front of me was an out-and-out, black-hearted and unscrupulous profiteer! Two small pills, the hell is going to be auctioned for a sky-high price of five million taels of silver! It's still two medicines that are not very important to me... You know, in this world, ten taels of silver can make a family of three live comfortably through the first half of the year!
"During this period of time, it's been fucking enjoyable! It's so enjoyable!" Tang Yuan's eyes were full of silver brilliance: "I dreamed of such a life: waiting comfortably, and then just counting the white flowers Damn, I didn’t expect the silver to be counted, but it was counted into silver bills... Now I count the silver bills every day, and my hands are cramped... It’s really enjoyable! I count it with my own hands every night, and the count is big In the middle of the night, it's so cool... "
"You... are too great!" Jun Moxie was defeated. Never thought that one day I would be so speechless! If it is true that all the income of the Hall of Nobility is exchanged for silver, it seems that there is no need to exchange all of it for silver. Even if it is exchanged for eleven, or even one hundred, it is estimated that the fat man can really lose weight in one night-enough to fill N rooms If Tang Yuan's body is not exhausted after counting the piles of silver, at least dozens of catties of flesh will be missing! The kind that makes this product impossible to eat no matter how much it is eaten!
Um? As soon as Jun Moxie thought this way, he suddenly thought of an excellent way to help Tang Yuan lose weight, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Tang Yuan, who was standing beside him, suddenly shuddered, as if someone was plotting against him? Forget it, there are fewer people who want to plot against themselves these days? With an expert like Song Shang protecting him, why do he still care about other people's schemes? The fat man muttered twice.
"Well, Fatty, tell all participating buyers that all income from this time must be traded in cash or gold! No cash receipts will be accepted! The auction time will be postponed for ten days in order to give everyone enough time to mobilize funds!" Jun Mo Xie suddenly remembered his gold power, it's better to temper Yanhuang's blood with several other metals.
And it can also make fat people lose weight...
"Shrimp? Silver trading? Gold?" Tang Yuan was dizzy: "Third Young Master, what do you want this for? It's such a big lump."
"I have great use, just do as I say!" Jun Moxie said seriously.
"Well, you must have your reasons, I'll deal with it now..." Fatty Tang was a little puzzled, but he agreed without hesitation. "But I said Third Young Master, you have to do me a favor first."
"What's up?"
"It's not Sun Xiaomei's mother-in-law. Alas, you don't know. I took the pill you gave me, which is for women, and kept half a bottle for Sun Xiaomei... and then I finished eating it for a while... But Problems arise after eating..." Tang Yuan sighed.
"What's the situation? Could there be side effects?" Jun Moxie's interest suddenly rose, seeing Tang Yuan like this, it shouldn't be a good thing.
"Oh, that medicine is indeed very effective. The woman's figure has become slimmer now, and she can almost be compared with Princess Lingmeng. But the problem now is... her face is even uglier!"
Tang Yuan wanted to cry but said without tears: "Third Young Master... you don't know, the current Sun Xiaomei, it is simply 'looking at the back of the fans to kill thousands of troops, turning your head to scare away millions of soldiers!' This comparison makes me It's so broken... Especially when I think of her as my future wife... I'm even more broken... "
"Face? Why is it so ugly?" Jun Moxie wondered, that Shaoyin Pill is the best at nourishing yin and beautifying the face, how could it make the face ugly? This is quite unreasonable.
"Xiaomei, when she was a child, she ate a little something, and then suddenly became more and more ugly and out of shape... Well, it's the kind that is hard to say anyway. But since taking your medicine, the body There are more and more changes, it seems that even the bones are becoming slender, um, more and more slender... I saw that it worked, so I came to a power seeker and left half a bottle for her... "
Tang Yuan looked at Jun Moxie with some embarrassment, and scratched his head: "After a few days, every time I see her back, I will find that the real one becomes more and more charming, she is so beautiful... But, But her face is becoming more and more unsightly, there are bumps and pustules, warts and so on... San Shao, you don't know the pain in my heart... Such a good figure... What a pity."
Jun Moxie heard this, but he has already understood it. It seems that Sun Xiaomei's original sturdy body shape is not completely formed innately. It should be after eating something, intentionally or unintentionally destroying the blood in the body. The yin and yang are balanced, so everything develops according to masculinity, but now the Shaoyin pill he refined is the nemesis of this kind of thing, so Fatty Tang accidentally forced the toxin out of Sun Xiaomei's body, But because of the inappropriate use, the toxins accumulated over the years were automatically transferred, and all of them were forced to the face, so that a face was too horrible to look at, resulting in "looking at the back and wanting to commit crimes, looking at the side and wanting to retreat, looking The delicate situation of thinking about self-defense from the front...
"It doesn't matter, I'll take a look later. I believe it's not a big deal, and I'll return you a consistent wife later. But you have to be careful, fat man, in case Sun Xiaomei becomes more beautiful and kicks you..."
"Ah?!" Tang Yuan was taken aback, and said, "Third Young Master didn't say anything, I really didn't pay attention, if that's the case, with that woman's tough personality, it's really very possible...or die?" He thought for a while Thinking about it, he said distressedly: "But if you die... this face is too boring for me..."
"Hey, let me figure out a way for you..." Jun Moxie comforted, then rolled his eyes: "However, fat man, my brothers will settle accounts, honestly, if your wife doesn't get out of the situation, you Is the matter of using power for personal gain this time just going to pass like this?"
"Uh..." Tang Yuan rolled his eyes wildly.
"You also know the rules of our hall. According to the highest market auction price of each piece, it will be doubled and deducted directly from your shares!" Jun Moxie said mercilessly: "If this happens again in the future, your All shares are confiscated!"
"Don't...don't, third young master...that's all money, white money, money is my life, you are murdering your own brother, we are brothers..." Tang Yuan was miserable He yelled loudly, as if his heart and liver had been ripped out. Complaining with snot and tears: "You can't do this! You are so cruel..."
I never imagined in my dreams that I was so excited that I knocked the whole world off. Now that Jun Moxie came back, it would be my turn to be knocked down. Could it be that this is the reward of the world...
"Then you choose for yourself, do you want a wife or money?" Jun Moxie walked forward with his hands behind his back, turning a deaf ear to the fat man's pleadings.
"Well... this... that, money is life, but the wife is the lifeline, or the lifeblood is more important, of course I still want a wife..." Tang Yuan rolled his eyes and finally made up his mind.