When we arrived at the warehouse, it was a super-huge warehouse carefully built by "money fan" Fatty Tang. It was one foot deep underground in the noble hall, and the area was not specifically measured. Anyway, it looked like a big dark playground. Tang Yuan's lifelong dream is to fill this place with money. He once said: "If one day, all this place is filled with silver, I, Tang Yuan, will really smile at Jiuquan..."
Fatty Tang didn't expect that his wish of "Smiling Nine Springs" would come true so quickly. And what fills this place is not silver, but... gold!
Fatty is going crazy!
When Jun Moxie came, what he saw was no longer dark, but the eyes full of gold and jade! Under the illumination of not many lights, this place suddenly turned into a golden world! Or, it is a towering golden mountain!
It is too dazzling!
Such a spectacular scene made Jun Moxie's eyes full of golden light, as if he had cultivated his profound energy to reach Jinxuan's cultivation level!
There was a strange sound that seemed to be crying or laughing. From far to near, I saw a burly figure galloping out from the depths of the vault, and then roared, passing Jun Moxie's eyes, as if he had never seen it all the way. Another lap around this golden mountain...and another lap...
It's hard to believe that he can run so fast with such thick legs.
The runner was none other than the "money fan" Mr. Tang Yuan Tang.
Fatty Tang waved his hands frantically, spit from the corners of his mouth, sweating profusely, fascinated, his eyes wide open in horror, and he shouted hoarsely: "Gold! A lot of gold! He's spicy next door, I earned it all!" It's all mine! Gold! His grandma's! I'm rich! I'm really rich... "
In such a short day, Tang Fatty, who is huge and has no friends, actually lost weight. It is really obvious... He actually lost several laps at once!
The weight loss effect can be said to be extremely remarkable, but... the nerves seem to be a little abnormal...
During this day and night, the fat man was always in a state of high concentration. At the beginning, he remembered to eat two mouthfuls of pig's trotters to supplement his nutrition, but later on, he didn't even have time to drink saliva...
Even when someone reminded him to drink water, he scolded him impatiently, wasting some money. Then continue to work on your own, with eyes full of gold, hands full of gold, body full... This can't be full, not because there is not enough gold, but because there is too much gold, even dozens of fat people can be buried all at once!
It is said that counting money makes hands cramp, but Fatty Tang counts money so that his whole body convulses...
Profuse sweat profusely came out of N+N body. According to eyewitnesses, Master Tang's robe was covered with saline-alkali rings from the inside to the outside...
All in all, Tang Yuan couldn't help but fell into the scheme of Young Master Jun. During this day, he willingly overdrawn N times...
According to incomplete statistics, Tang Yuan's daily weight loss effect is at least 50 catties! What a terrifying number this is!
Finally, when Tang Yuan sang and danced and passed Jun Mobang again and still turned a blind eye, Jun Moxie finally shouted: "Tang Yuan!"
Fatty Tang just turned a deaf ear and wanted to continue sneaking into his Golden Mountain. Jun Moxie had quick eyesight and quick hands, grabbed a large piece of fat on the back of his head, and carried him to his side, like carrying a huge cloth bag, and then dumped it on the ground, full of hands... This time it was not fat Greasy feeling, but sweat, a lot of sweat.
Tang Yuan's eyes were only blurred and frenzied, and he panted wildly for a while, and as his movements stopped, sweat poured out of his head and body as if melting a snow mountain.
Looking at the amount of sweat, Jun Moxie was shocked! If he was sweating like this, he would probably be dehydrated by now, or even hang up directly. This guy Tang Yuan has been out like this for almost a whole day, and he can still practice the 100-meter sprint here! I really have to admire this guy's fat, it's really thick!
Sweat poured out, and Tang Yuan's consciousness gradually returned, and finally... his eyes regained focus all of a sudden. Shaking his head, he asked in confusion, "Third Young Master, why do you have three heads? What kind of skill is this? It's amazing!"
The voice is so hoarse...
Jun Moxie was speechless. This guy is sweating a bit dizzy. It seems that he will need to add some water for him. Losing weight is a good thing, but if you want to lose a person, just...
Unexpectedly, Tang Yuan jumped up suddenly, grabbing Jun Moxie's shoulders, he didn't know where the strength came from, and he lifted Young Master Jun up with a clunk sound, shaking back and forth in the air, just like shaking a scarecrow, while crazily Shouting: "Wow ha ha... wow kaka, third young master, I love you, I love you more than anyone else in the world, I want to love you to death! Let's make a fortune this time la la la la la woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh I, Tang Yuan, have today too!"
Jun Moxie was flying in the air like a piece of paper, dizzy, while listening to the fat man's declaration of "showing love", in order to feel the spittle like a pouring rain, he was so embarrassed that he was finally overwhelmed, he flew into a rage, and roared : "Fatty! You damn fat rabbit, put me down!"
Young Master Jun really didn't dare to force it out at the moment, because Tang Yuan's body had obviously been overdrawn to a very dangerous situation today, but this guy's spirit was still in extreme excitement, if Jun Moxie fell with a heavy weight He has no doubt that he will directly pull off Fatty Tang's two arms...
boom!
Jun Moxie fell to the ground in response, but it was Fatty Tang who had no choice but to stop his madness. His physical strength was completely overdrawn, and he sat down on the ground directly, and then... he completely disappeared...
"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Sun Xiaomei rushed in in a panic.
"What's wrong? I'm exhausted, I'm tired, this 'money fan'!" Jun Moxie said dumbfounded.
"Why did you lose so much weight all of a sudden?" Sun Xiaomei cried out heartbroken. "You're losing weight too fast, right? Can your body take it?"
Jun Moxie saw that Tang Yuan was lying on the ground, and he was about to show his face... He couldn't help being surprised. This effect is too obvious.
"Miss Sun, get the fat man back first; then I'm afraid he still doesn't want to eat for a few days... don't worry, it's actually because he's too tired and hungry today; he probably won't have an appetite for five or six days. And this period of time is the time for him to really lose weight. Drink some water when he is thirsty, and eat vegetarian food when he is hungry. Don't let him eat meat, he can't touch it at all, he can't stand heavy fat now. Wait for him Before he returns to normal, I will give him an unforgettable weight loss treatment." Jun Moxie gave him a strange laugh.
"Why don't you lose weight for now? How can anyone bear it if you lose so much in one day? In fact... Ah Yuan is still chubby and looks better..." Sun Xiaomei said hesitantly, Tang Yuan lost too much weight this day, Sun Xiaomei But I'm really scared, a fat husband is better than a dead one, isn't it...
"Idiot! If you are so indecisive, if you let him keep getting fat like this, he will die. Excessive fat is also a serious disease!"
Jun Moxie was furious, and shouted: "You can't bear it, I will be the bad guy, come and help the fat guy away! Without my order, no one is allowed to visit! Even his parents and wives are not allowed to visit him!" No way! Song Shang, you will take care of him specially, if you let him eat a little bit of oil these days, I will peel off your skin!"
He went out angrily.
Sun Xiaomei glanced at Jun Moxie's leaving back sadly, and muttered in a low voice: "Why is this person so unreasonable, just start a fire..."
As he spoke, he knelt down and stroked Tang Yuan's face, and said softly with distress: "Fatty, you must hold on. It shouldn't matter if you don't eat meat for a few days..."
The fat man in a coma suddenly smirked, raised his hands unconsciously, and drooled from the corners of his mouth? Salivating, she suddenly roared: "Gold... a lot of gold... a lot of big wives, little wives... wow..."
Sun Xiaomei was taken aback, her eyes widened in disbelief, then she stood up abruptly, kicked the fat man's ass hard, walked out with a livid face, and shouted: "Come on, watch him closely!" , Song Shang, if you give him a little more oil, and you don’t need Third Young Master Jun, I’ll take your skin off first!”
Then he left in a rage...
Song Shang smiled and agreed to come in, stroking his chin very proudly: "Fatty, now you have finally fallen into the hands of Uncle Song, let's see how Uncle treats you! Let you, a young man, ride on the horse again!" Shit on my neck... I bring big fish and meat to you every day these days, but I won't let you touch it... "
as expected.
Tang Yuan fell into a coma for two days, and when he woke up, the first thing he did was to search for the toilet in a hurry; after all, he had been holding back the stock for three days, considering the fat man's terrifying appetite, who knows how much he had saved, he was almost poisoned...
After returning, I fell on the bed, dizzy, my appetite was naturally lacking at all, and I was disgusted; on the first day, I only drank two small bowls of millet porridge...
This surprised Sun Xiaomei, who was secretly watching: So what Jun Moxie said is actually true? Although Miss Sun was angry, she still couldn't let go, so she kept hiding in the dark to investigate. If Tang Yuan apologized to herself, she would steal some food for him no matter what.
But Sun Xiaomei's intentions were doomed to fail; Fatty Tang offended her twice, but both times when he was out of his wits, he didn't know what he said, so how could he come to apologize to her
The next day, Tang Yuan was still depressed. He ate some side dishes, drank less millet porridge, and frowned when he saw the steamed buns.
On the third day, Tang Yuan regained some energy and wanted to eat, so Song Shang carefully cooked a big meal, and he and Hai Shenfeng ate in front of Tang Yuan, making the fat man scratch his head and jump up and down. .
But the two masters of Tianxuan finally caught the opportunity to punish him, how could they let it go so easily? With them watching over him, Fatty Tang danced for a long time, staring blankly, but in the end he didn't even catch a single bone, and went on a hunger strike for another day in a fit of anger.