Otherworldly Evil Monarch

Chapter 795: Fraud!

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More importantly, until now, no one from the Li family has participated in this battle! You must know that although there may not be many masters in the deployment strength accumulated by Grand Master Li over the years, for the general army, they are definitely the best of the best! Once joining the battle situation, it will inevitably cause decisive changes! At worst, the second prince's side will not be plunged into such a bitter fight, and there is a possibility of overthrow at any time!

Although the emperor must have another opponent, Li Youran's dominant policy in manipulating this battle is to cause chaos in the capital as much as possible and create troubles as much as possible. Mo Xie will come out to clean up the mess! The battle in front of me should be just to watch the excitement, no matter how many people die, he will not put it in the heart of Mr. Li, it is best if they all die...

"This Li Youran...is really a talent!" Jun Moxie sighed, and murmured: "Your beauty, how can I be a thief!" He raised his eyes and looked in the direction of Pingping Palace, thinking about the appearance of the little ghost Yang Mo, But in his heart he was thinking: this Li Youran. Should I let him stay or not? If you stay... is it good or bad

Such a talent, killing... would be really reluctant, but if you keep... Who else in this world can control Li Youran's astonishing talent and scheming

Yang Mo... can he do it

Facing the massacre of thousands of troops, Jun Moxie meditated on his own, as if the massacre in front of him was not worth watching at all, and he didn't take it to heart at all.

The murderous intent and the sound of shouting came from the pavement, accompanied by the early spring wind blowing across his forehead, and a few strands of long hair fluttered in the wind, revealing his slightly frowning brows...

At this moment, Jun Moxie seemed to have a deep and melancholic taste, like a young man who is not familiar with the world, facing the spring, autumn, moon, and time, he is inexplicably sad...

"Long live! Long live!..." At this moment, there was a howl in the battlefield, like a mountain roar and a tsunami. Jun Moxie looked up indifferently, but it was His Majesty who could not attack for a long time, and even held a long sword and galloped to the battlefield in person , the imperial guards behind him hurriedly followed him, fearing that he might make a mistake.

The emperor's personal expedition, and he was on the battlefield in person, which undoubtedly boosted morale enormously! Almost all of the Imperial Forest Army rushed towards them with red eyes and desperate for their lives... The so-called one general who is desperate is invincible, and now it is not just a general who is desperate, but for a while. The second prince's pressure doubled, even with the help of a superior formation, Li Youran's excellent command would not be enough!

The third prince, who was surrounded by the guards, saw that his side had gained the overall upper hand, and the second prince saw that he was starting to retreat steadily, and suddenly regained his spirits, and shouted fiercely: "Bring the drum! This prince wants Play the drums to cheer for the father personally! I hope the father will be wise and mighty, and kill Yang Dan, the heinous rebel, in one fell swoop!"

Soon some of his subordinates brought over a big drum, the third prince flicked his cloak, and strode forward in a heroic manner, taking the drumsticks, there was a burst of violent storm beating! It was very rhythmic. It seems that the rumor that His Highness the Crown Prince played drums for his wives and concubines on weekdays to cheer for his nude cuju... is not a matter of speculation. Judging by today's energy, it is clear that he has been trained for a long time...

The sound of drums was as dense as raindrops, and the surrounding soldiers shouted: "Your Majesty is mighty! Your Royal Highness is mighty! Our army will surely win!!" The cheers shook the sky and the earth, as if they had won a complete victory now...

But everyone didn't expect that the reason why His Royal Highness the prince cheered for his father was because... the emperor is already in battle, so it's inappropriate for him not to go up as a prince, but go up... But this "mighty" prince His Highness is really afraid of death, so he came up with such a compromise!

Drumming... Although it can boost morale, but... after all, it is the rear. And it's the rear, even if it's a cold arrow... it can't hit it...

It has to be said that this His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is also considered talented, at least he is considered quick-witted!

The fighting in front of the battlefield intensified, both sides were drumming like thunder, flags were flying, and there were crowds of people; at this moment, something that no one could have imagined happened suddenly!

The third prince Yang Zhe... uh, the present His Royal Highness, suddenly threw the drumstick, stood up with enthusiasm, stretched his neck like a chicken, and roared to the sky. The roar pierced the clouds and broke the sun. :Lift our sight, the sky and shouts, grand, vehement!

He had just finished his long roar, and suddenly strode forward, walking towards his horse with an awe-inspiring demeanor of swearing to death! Walk vigorously and resolutely! Sonorous and powerful! The back is straight, and the two bowlegged legs walk as straight as possible, showing the majestic demeanor and bowed spirit of the prince of a country!

Everyone who saw it praised in their hearts: this! He is our prince! Look, how heroic and valiant, how resigned to death! How heroic... um? What is going on, what is this saying!

I saw His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Xiong Jiu, who was very angry, turned over on the horse's back, suddenly clamped his legs, and while everyone was dumbfounded, he pulled out the horsewhip, and slapped the horse's buttocks hard. With a loud shout, the usual drake-like voice was extraordinarily heroic at this moment: "Go, my prince! A man is born and dies for the country, why bother to return his body shrouded in horse leather! Father, your little penis is here!"

He even made a poem on the spot! And this poem is still so passionate and surging, enough to be passed down through the ages! Sure enough, he is capable of both civil and martial arts, and he really deserves to be the crown prince whom everyone expects. Some people were full of praise again, but they were all dumbfounded when they heard His Royal Highness's last sentence! All of them opened their mouths wide and couldn't close them, their faces full of astonishment...

"Father! Your little dick is here!"

What is this called

Could it be that your father doesn't usually carry this stuff? Want you to deliver it? If not... then where did you three brothers come from? Can you call yourself? Isn't this too outrageous? Is this a nickname between father and son? All of a sudden, everyone stared wide-eyed and stunned.

The director of such a weird scene is no one other than Young Master Jun!

Speaking of the appearance of this dick, it also has a relatively long history. The third prince Yang Zhe, the word "Zhe" in his name, seems to be unknown to the relatively uneducated Young Master Jun, and there is no need to know it. So it has always been disassembled and pronounced "Jiji". At this moment, he used the method of desperation on His Highness the Crown Prince in invisibility, but in his speech, he brought out his habitual address, which was naturally "your little dick is here"...

The relatively uneducated Young Master Jun actually got involved so much that His Royal Highness Tianxiang's new crown prince made such a big joke in such a large crowd, on a battlefield full of blood and blood. Young Master Jun felt a little sorry, but His Royal Highness clearly called "Ji Ji", as for what others heard, it can only be said that these people's thoughts are too impure. This young master doesn't have to feel too guilty...

Besides, he is also dying anyway... Call him whatever you like...

It's too late, so fast! Just when everyone was stunned, His Royal Highness raised his whip and urged the horse, his eyebrows danced, and he rushed out from the army of ten thousand horses unstoppably, taking the lead and rushing all the way to the father in the battlefield! He couldn't stop shouting: "Father! Your little Jiji is here..."

For a moment, both sides in the battle were completely dumbfounded! Some people held up their swords in astonishment, forgot to cut them down, and just tilted their heads to look at the prince rushing towards him. Unbelievable face...

Then, the second prince's side first woke up from the fierceness, and then burst into laughter... one by one clutching their stomachs, laughing and crying: "Your Majesty, it turns out that you came out to fight because you were afraid of hurting your baby. Saved it in advance... Your Majesty is so far-sighted, and the ministers are so impressed! Tianxiang Kingdom has such a cautious monarch as His Majesty, so why worry about major events! We are all men, we can understand your approach, haha... "

The audience was full of laughter, it was indistinguishable!

His Majesty the Emperor was so angry that his face turned blue, and he wanted to get angry, but who could get angry at this moment? Attack the other party, who will talk to you? Wouldn't it chill the heart of a soldier to attack his own people? In desperation, he shouted with trembling hands and feet: "Nonsense! What nonsense are you talking about!"

His Royal Highness Yang Zhe rushed over arrogantly, but got a big fart on his head, and couldn't help being surprised and wronged: "Father, it's me, I'm your little Jiji, I'm here to help you fight!" Come on, why are you still scolding me, I am your little penis, you don't want me anymore... "

Even though Jun Moxie was invisible, he almost laughed until his stomach ached. However, for this part of the play, it is basically almost done, and the curtain can end! The divine sense pointed at His Highness the Crown Prince's mind, and His Highness the Crown Prince suddenly roared out of righteous indignation: "Goat's egg! Give it to me, I'll roll over and die!"

This is even better, he directly became his second brother's father!

His Majesty the Emperor was so angry that his mouth slanted and his eyes slanted instantly! But before he could reprimand him in the future, he saw the crown prince Yang Zhe roaring like thunder, and continued to yell at him with a dirty mouth, while raising his whip and urging his horse, as if entering a land without people, and the war horse was like a dragon swimming. With a leap in the air, he jumped into the battle circle, and galloped towards the second prince with a splash!

Whenever enemy soldiers and horses meet him, or stand in front of him, they will all retreat on their backs, with their hoofs everywhere, like a big boat sailing through a calm lake, and a wave splits like waves. Broad road!

It turned out to be the peerless demeanor of a group of thousands of horses who wanted to take the head of the general!

"Oh... His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is mighty!" There were already sycophants shouting hoarsely!

Before the shouts could be heard, His Royal Highness Yang Zhe had already charged in front of the second prince with such force, the war horse Xi Jinjin let out a long neigh, and the front hooves stood up, like a god descending into the world!