boom!
The herd of mysterious beasts exploded in an instant! Aoao screams rang out. Jun Moxie was slanted by Lei's mouth, so he sat down and looked at Xiong Kaishan. He never thought that this guy was too straightforward. What kind of adjective is this? Where did he learn it? Just this bear, at least weighing more than 700 jin, is actually small and exquisite in Xiong Kaishan's eyes, playful and delightful...
And this is the first time we meet, this guy has already started a marriage proposal! And still so domineering!
Marry me and be my wife! Give birth to a bear for me!
Is there such a proposal
If you were a human being, when you saw a girl you liked, you would go up and say: Marry me! Be my wife! Bear me a son! ... Then why don't you just beat him to death? And then scolded "crazy" and left in disdain
But He Chongxiao and the others just stood aside, not to mention interfering, they were not surprised at all...
"How? Are you willing or not?" Xiong Kaishan asked nervously, his eyes widening.
"I, I, I... people... people... I... I don't know..." Xiong Xiaowu looked around pitifully, as if asking for help, retreating nervously step by step, his whole bulky body almost fell to the ground...
"I don't know? If I don't know, I won't refuse? Doesn't it mean that I agree! Agreeing means that you agree to be my wife. Come on, wife, let's go home and buy time. Make bears..." Xiong Kaishan said loudly. He stretched out his chubby bear paws, and actually wanted to step forward to hold hands.
Seeing that, Xiong Xiaowu almost burst into tears, and kept looking at the older-looking black gold bear not far away.
Xiong Kaishan naturally noticed it too, and pointed out: "You! Come out! You are the patriarch of Heijinxiong, right? Huh?"
The old bear walked over with a smile all over his face: "Lord Bear King, yes, I am Xiong Dabao, the patriarch of the Black Gold Bear...and Xiao Wu's father..."
"Oh, so it's the old man!" Xiong Kaishan waved his hand and said, "You must have no objection to our matter, right? You should feel very honored, right? Ah, the old man!" It was Xiong Kaishan who learned it from Jun Moxie during this time: Well, my wife's father is my old man...
Seeing Xiong Xiaowu's father now, he naturally showed off his knowledge. What he said just now was "small, exquisite, playful and lovable" to please Xiong Meiren, but now saying "old man" is to show that he is knowledgeable and unique. different.
"Yes... no objection... no objection, very honorable! It is indeed very honorable, too glorious..." Xiong Dabao, the patriarch of the black gold bear, nodded and bowed authentically, but he didn't understand the meaning of the three words "old man", but it must be A kind of respectful title, modestly said: "Don't dare to call Mr. Bear King 'Old Zhangren', you...you are my old father-in-law..."
You are my husband...
Jun Moxie was about to spit out a mouthful of blood and died...
Sitting on the ground, he was already terribly struck by lightning, and with a few words, his limbs twitched and his whole body convulsed...
What is this all about? !
"Um, this is not acceptable! I can't be your father-in-law! You old bastard actually wants to take advantage of me..." Xiong Kaishan was about to get angry. Restraining it again, he said kindly: "Forget it, who told you to be the father-in-law? Hurry up and go back and prepare the dowry. I will marry your daughter. You old thing must be prepared, right? You can't let your daughter marry too much." Shabby, she will be the queen of our bear clan in the future, who wants to be the mother of the world and reign over all bears... Well, the pine cone wine and honey cakes from your side... It must be no problem to send ten thousand catties of each kind Bar?!"
Xiong Kaishan said carelessly.
"Yes... I will definitely do it..." Xiong Dabao repeatedly agreed.
So, under Jun Moxie's dumbfounded, this marriage just...became...
Jun Moxie was surprised! Is that all right? Do you still want to be the mother of the world and king of ten thousand bears? ! My goodness!
There is still such a courtship...
This is the first time we met, so I just forcibly went to a wife, and even chased the old man to ask for a dowry... Not only did he ask for a dowry, but a lion opened his mouth!
And he's not polite at all, he just bites an old thing... Is there anyone who calls himself that old man
The most surprising thing is... without any delay, it was done directly!
The wife has everything plus a large dowry!
It seems that this son-in-law is just like a bandit snatching a marriage!
No! Even if it is a bandit snatching a marriage, at least there should be some sweet talk, at least a little promise, this girl is not even as good as a bandit! What is this called
The world is too crazy. No, it should be said that this world of mysterious beasts seems too crazy, what and what is this? !
"Congratulations to the Bear King, congratulations to the Bear King!" After a roar, all the profound beasts congratulated in unison, and they were used to such scenes, and didn't feel anything wrong at all...
Xiong Kaishan opened his mouth wide open, triumphantly, took Xiong Xiaowu's big hand, walked back and forth in front of the queue with a happy face, clasped his fists in both hands, and saluted heavily: "Thank you brothers! From now on, my old Xiong will also have a wife La!"
Xiong Xiaowu shyly followed behind him, lowered her head shyly, and followed behind him, with a short tail swaying back and forth, and there was no trace of grievance in her expression like being forced to kiss her I feel, on the contrary, I am very happy...
The Tiger King squinted his eyes, screamed strangely, and swept his eyes back and forth in his own group... After a long while, he leaned in front of Jun Moxie, and sighed a little: "Oh, brother-in-law, look Look... Xiong Lao Si is really blessed... That bride looks really good-looking... What a pity, such a beauty, why isn't she from my Tiger Clan?" In the words, there was actually a bit of salivation …
Jun Moxie was really shocked, squinting his eyes, and looked at Hu Liedi in disbelief: "Blessed? How beautiful? Such a beauty?... Hu Liedi, don't you have a fever? What are you talking about?"
"Oh... brother-in-law, you are really... look at that bear girl's black hair, how shiny it is, how attractive the golden hair circle on it is, and how healthy her figure is, and look at her appearance , that nose, how collapsed... tsk tsk, those eyes are the real bear's eyes, that mouth is really wide... tsk tsk, and the ears on that head are so erect and tall, and that big butt , It is simply the best of the best, and it is no problem to have a few babies... The only fly in the ointment is that the tail is too short... "
"But it's not bad. It's mainly because of the huge buttocks... I've heard that the Black Gold Bear Clan has the number one beauty of Heaven's Punishment. Looking at it now, it really deserves its reputation. How do you say that? By the way , It is better to be famous than to meet, and to meet is better to be famous... It really makes people feel itchy, how come Xiong Laosi saw it first, what a fool has a foolish blessing..." Tiger King said in a frantic manner while screaming Drooling, by the looks of it. If it wasn't for Xiong Kaishan to seize it first, he would have proposed a duel...
Jun Moxie was stunned for a long time before the corner of his mouth twitched: "Hu Liedi, are you sure that you are speaking from your heart? Heaven's Punishment Number One Beauty? She is Heaven's Punishment Number One Beauty?!"
"Brother-in-law, what are you talking about? Is it surprising that she is the number one beauty in heaven's punishment? Could it be that someone like my eldest sister is considered a beauty? If you want a figure without a figure, a butt without a butt, how can you have a baby? Wait until your son is born Then, you will know that it is difficult!"
Hu Liedi looked at Young Master Jun with a mentally handicapped look, and said earnestly: "Brother-in-law...cough, although everyone admires Eldest Sister, and Eldest Sister's ability is really outstanding, everyone respects her from the bottom of their hearts. She... But her appearance is really too unremarkable! Although the girl of the Snake King is not in good shape, she is a snake in her body, and no matter how she transforms into a shape, she can't drag her skinny virtue, but the eldest sister has such a high cultivation. Why, why don't you make yourself look better? I have to say, brother-in-law, your aesthetic point of view is really... different... "
"Brother-in-law... I'm not a brother, I said you, alas, marrying my eldest sister, I really blinded you..." Hu Li grinned, shook his head, blowing in his nostrils, with a sigh, and, In Jun Moxie's ears, there is actually a kind of relieved tone of relief that "the old slow-selling goods are finally willing to be bought"...
what rice? Is someone like Mei Xueyan not considered a beauty? Such a peerless beauty, such a graceful manner, such a fairy beauty... is she not considered a beauty in the Heaven's Punishment Forest? And from Hu Liedi's meaning, it also means "leftover women"...
Marrying my eldest sister is really a waste of a person like you...
Do you know that if someone like your elder sister goes out to invite relatives, the men in the entire Xuanxuan Continent will be able to pile up and level the Heaven's Punishment Forest in no time!
Wait... You can call someone like Mei Xueyan an ugly girl, and even say that you have blinded me... Doesn't this mean that I am ugly and no one cares about it
Jun Moxie was stunned for a long time, let this soft knife stab the sky, his hands and feet trembled with anger, his face turned pale, and then his head fell freely on the table with a bang. Bounced back and forth a few times...
God, kill me... I'm dead! But I have no face to live!
It turns out that I am actually a handsome man in the eyes of this group of mysterious beasts with deformed aesthetic views. Doesn't that mean...
Young Master Jun was speechless... It turns out that the aesthetic standards of the Heaven's Punishment Forest are quite different from those of the common world. They are the complete opposite. Oh my God...
Just at this time, Xiong Kaishan heard the sound and walked over, staring at Hu Lidi: "What nonsense are you talking about, why is the eldest sister not beautiful, why is she blind brother-in-law, what do you mean?!"
Hu Lidi was a little dumbfounded: "Fourth brother, what I said, I just said what we think of the eldest sister, don't you..."
Xiong Kaishan slapped Tiger King's tiger's head with a bear's paw, and shouted: "I'll tell you to stop talking nonsense!"
Then he said in a voice that he thought was very low: "You rascal, do you want to disturb the good things of big sister Huang? Do you want to keep big sister at home? It's rare that brother-in-law doesn't mind big sister. Such a pair of eyes, it's the bastard who looks at mung beans, and finally meets you, but you are playing tricks?... "
Hu Lidi was completely dumbfounded: "Fourth brother, I don't mean that, I really don't mean that, I just..."