Just entered the courtyard. Seeing the meeting room of the Dongfang family in front of him, he patted his forehead, turned around and said, "By the way, you kid, you have to be careful of your uncle, no matter how your kid's strength improves, your uncle will still tease you. Anyway, this time you kid is miserable!" After speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched, showing a strange arc.
"Eh? What happened to Uncle?" Jun Moxie had too many things going on recently, and he had already forgotten the prank he played back then, but this question was really surprised.
"Why are you asking? You don't know about the good things you did yourself?" Dongfang Wendao suddenly laughed strangely, his wide mouth almost grinning behind his ears, and said with joy: "One, two, three Four, two two three four, change position, do it again, wow ha ha ha"
"Pfft..." Jun Moxie choked on Yingfeng due to the funny action of the third uncle, and suddenly remembered the masterpiece back then, and couldn't help but laugh and cry.
"I have to say. You kid is really too cramped, hahaha, forcibly making your uncle, hahaha, such a serious person, standing and changing postures every night." He had been trying to restrain himself before, but Thinking of this incident, I finally couldn't stop laughing. The more I laughed, the more amusing I was. In the end, I just squatted on the ground with my stomach covered, and I couldn't help rubbing the tears from laughing.
Jun Moxie laughed for a while, suddenly his tongue was dumbfounded, and now he remembered that he seemed to have planted a bomb here. It seems that the uncle has already come to his senses, what should he do if he wants to clean himself up
Baili Luoyun and the others obviously didn't know what the nephew and uncle were laughing at, they looked at each other helplessly, their faces full of gossip.
And just at this moment, a sudden shout rang out: "Third brother! You are talking nonsense over there!!" With a heavy accent, it was obvious that he was already very angry!
Following the loud shout, a burly figure quickly appeared in front of everyone's eyes, but they saw that the person who came had an extraordinary appearance. Three strands of long beard fluttered across his chest. The face is square, with red phoenix eyes. Lying silkworm eyebrows, straight nose and square mouth. All majesty!
It was Young Master Jun's uncle, Dong Qi asked for love, Master Dongfang has arrived!
It's just that now Master Dongfang's face, which was originally considered to be Bai Zhe, is actually a maroon. His eyes are spitting fire, he is panting, he looks more and more like Master Guan."
"Jun Moxie! You little bastard! You came just in time, you little bastard will hide in Heaven's Punishment for the rest of your life! If you don't come, old man, I will go to Heaven's Punishment Forest to find you in person! Now it’s rare that you little bastard comes to your door automatically. It saves the old man a long journey! If the old man doesn’t teach you a bastard well today, wouldn’t he be ashamed of the laws of heaven and morals!” Master Dongfang’s face turned from red to purple, There was a violent shout, the sound was like thunder, extremely powerful!
Following this thunder-like sound, Master Dongfang strode forward, stretched out his big palm-like hand, and grabbed Jun Moxie in the chest! Baili Luoyun and Leng Ao looked at each other in dismay: "Is this the meeting of the legendary nephew and uncle? How could the process be so weird? The old uncle in front of the head hugged his stomach and laughed until he had a stomachache , Later, when the uncle met, he changed the name of the young master Jun four or five times in a row. The title, followed by a big fight? What kind of complicated relationship does this family have?"
Jun Moxie screamed and ran away!
Now in such a situation, how dare he be caught by Dongfang Wenqing? This is my uncle! Fighting back is out of the question, even parrying is impossible, the only thing you can do is run as hard as you can. If he was really caught, would he still be able to run away after being tortured
"Grandma, help me, uncle is going to kill someone, help me." Young Master Jun rushed out from Dongfang Wenqing's armpit in a flash, yelling miserably all the way. It's as if someone has been abused to death...
"You little lawless bastard, how dare you run away! Stop for me!" Grandpa Dongfang was so angry that he followed closely behind, chasing after him with strides. In an instant, the uncle and nephew chased from the yard to the hall Jun Moxie yelled for help all the way, the volume was so loud that it was deafening, it made the whole Dongfang family jump around, and countless people probed their brains to see what happened... "
Seeing that the situation was not good, Young Master Jun immediately fled towards the inner courtyard, looking for reinforcements.
Master Dongfang gritted his teeth and chased after him with his nose tight. A resolute look that will never give up until the end! This posture is exactly what the saying goes: "If you go to the sky, I will chase you to the Lingxiao Palace; if you go to the sea, I will chase you to the Crystal Palace! If you go under the ground, I will chase you to the Yanluo Mansion; if you go west, I will chase you to the Daxiong Palace!
In short, it is going to the poor and falling to the underworld, and you can get this tone no matter what you say!
Uncle Dongfang has never been so ugly in his life! But there were no descendants for many years, which really made him anxious. After finally grasping a glimmer of hope, how can I let it go? There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest is to have no descendants."
So after getting Jun Moxie's "secret method" about childbearing, the second uncle basically followed the scriptures and acted according to Jun Moxie's "secret method", and did not dare to neglect at all.
After a lot of hard work, the results are undoubtedly remarkable. A few months later, I saw that several wives and concubines had bulging stomachs. Don't mention how satisfied and happy Master Dongfang is."
At that time, if he had seen Jun Moxie, a good nephew, he would probably be able to kowtow to his knees! Where do you care about the superiority and inferiority? O grace to save a man's dignity!
But since he learned the truth from an unintentional conversation with Dongfang Wenjian, Master Dongfang finally understood: "Actually, the medicine given by Jun Moxie at the beginning has already cured all my problems. There is no need for any formulas, postures or other messy things." She can also get pregnant, that is to say, while being saved by her good nephew, she was also tricked severely!
It's just that his second brother knows all about this scandal! What is even more unacceptable is: "My second brother is still a big mouth!" So, first the third brother knew, and then...
For a period of time, Grandpa Dongfang could hear laughter no matter where he went, which made him suffer from a new problem: "Allergic to laughter! As long as he hears laughter, he will go into a rage without asking why.
But, in this life, who doesn't have some happy and funny things? To give a simple example: "Someone accidentally farts in public, and it can cause a burst of happy laughter, not to mention that there are too many such things.
Today's Mr. Dongfang is almost nervous. When he hears laughter, he thinks it's aimed at him!
At this moment, the culprit suddenly appeared. Dongfang Wenqing was so angry! In any case, he would not let it go. Nothing can be let go, absolutely can't let go! In the midst of chasing, the old lady Dongfang calmly came out from the inner courtyard with a majestic cough.
I saw chickens and dogs jumping all over the yard!
The second master Dongfang Wenjian hid behind and covered his mouth, his whole body was already showing a tendency to convulse.
The great savior finally arrived, Jun Moxie hid behind the old lady as if he had been pardoned. With a look of grievance: "Grandma, uncle is crazy, he will kill me as soon as I come, what's going on! Help me!"
The old lady Dongfang rolled her eyes helplessly: "Who will beat you to death if you are a good person? Didn't you cause trouble yourself at the beginning? Do you really think I am a fool
But the old man's skills are so old, his face was full of surprise, and he scolded Dongfang Wenqing: "Stop. You two have made such a mess! Look at the two of you, one big and one small, making the yard into a mess!" What does it look like? Even if it’s a small one who loves to play, could it be that you, a big one, are also addicted to playing? What’s going on? Tell me about the cause and effect!”
When nephews and uncles fight, the old lady is naturally against her grandson, this point must be beyond doubt.
But this seemingly fair question made Master Dongfang almost faint. Let's listen to the cause and effect? This issue. "Can you say it? Immediately, his face turned purple, and he pointed at Jun Moxie with trembling fingers: "Okay, okay, little bastard, you, you, you, I waited for you."
Jun Moxie yelled aggrievedly: "Uncle, if you don't talk, you can't talk. Grandma is right. Even if I did something wrong, you say it and everyone judges it. If I am really wrong, then I will let you call me!" It's okay to vent your anger, but you didn't say anything, you just got a beating, I'm so wronged, I have traveled thousands of miles to get to the door of my house, I didn't even drink a mouthful of hot water, and I just got a meal A beating, who can stand it, what did my nephew do wrong, you really mean it"
At this moment, the expression on young master Jun's face is definitely comparable to June Feixue's eternal injustice!
A heartbreaking song, where to find a bosom friend at the end of the world.
Uncle Dongfang's eyes widened, the eyeballs almost protruding from the sockets, and he kept humming angrily, but he just couldn't say a word. He must suffer from being dumb today.
Dongfang Wendao suddenly let out a burst of laughter, only laughing so much that he lay on the ground crying and slapping the ground with his big fist, his whole body was convulsed and trembling like chaff, and then he was out of breath. "
Dongfang Wenqing finally had something to vent, and roared: "Third brother, why are you smirking there?! Is there any sense of dignity?" While speaking, he rushed forward.
Dongfang Wendao suddenly felt something was wrong when he heard the words, the laughter continued, but he had already jumped up and was about to run away. But he was exhausted from laughing a lot, and before he could run wildly, he was caught by his elder brother, and then he was carried out like a sandbag, and then he heard a burst of dense explosions outside like firecrackers ring.