"Okay? This time, let your third uncle bear it for you! It's very enjoyable." The old lady rolled Jun Moxie's eyes, and then she couldn't stop smiling: "You little guy, your eyes are getting more and more serious. Too many, dealing with you, you really have to be on tenterhooks, even your uncle you dare to design. Isn't this too courageous?"
Jun Moxie laughed dryly, and said with a smile: "It's not uncle, in fact, it was just a moment of negligence, just a coincidence, uh, it's a pure coincidence"
"Is that formula also a coincidence? The old lady glared at him. Jun Moxie was dumbfounded.
"Um, grandma, let's get down to business. As soon as I heard that the family was in danger, I kept coming here. I'm just looking for something to say. The effect of changing the topic to Dafa is still there.
"Dangerous, there is indeed. But, anyway, you shouldn't come back." The old lady snorted calmly. Stepping forward: "We can still deal with this small incident with our own strength.
"Oh? It seems that grandma already has a corresponding countermeasure against the attack of the Three Great Sacred Lands this time?" Jun Moxie asked cautiously. He could see it. In the entire aristocratic family, the one with the strongest self-esteem and the most defensive is the old lady in front of her.
"The Three Great Sacred Lands are undoubtedly very powerful, but our Eastern family is not a vegetarian. If the assassin family does not kill or kill people, is it worthy of being called a Jianghu family?" The old lady snorted and said: "No need So worried! Soldiers come to stop you, that's all. You stay with grandma for a few days, then go back quickly. You don't need to do things here. The Dongfang family has the ability to deal with it."
"Of course, sweeping the world with grandma's supernatural power is just around the corner! Hehe, who doesn't know that grandma used to conquer the rivers and lakes with one sword and one sword. She was famous all over the world, she is really a beauty. Jinyan is better than a man! Sword looks at the world. Let all the men and women in the world feel ashamed, there is a poem that says: Tens of millions of people have tied their hands together, and none of them is a man! A generation of red makeup laughs at the world, this, Megatron ancient and modern!"
"All right, all right, your grandpa Jun Zhantian may like your flattery, but your grandma and I don't like your tricks! Don't be poor." The little old lady's face became more rosy, her eyes were soft, and she said contentedly.
Walking also brought out a bit of sonorous sound, quite a bit of killing spirit!
"Exactly! To be honest, it's also true. In fact, this is what I admire the most about grandma. Who in the world doesn't like other people's flattering? Every single person doesn't know what his last name is. All high-ranking and powerful people, You have this problem! But grandma, you are unique, with sharp eyesight! Get out of the mud without staining it, wash clean silicon without being demonic, calm and wise, and as wise as the sea! Never accept flattery from others! You cannot be compared with those people! I Flattery is just a few words of truth, all of which are big truths."
Jun Moxie continued to shoot, and continued to say "the truth."
"That's right! People, it's true that you can't listen to compliments too much. You have to be rational. You have to have at least judgment! This is what people in high positions have to do, and because only in this way can they make correct decisions Decision-making! You kid likes to tell the truth without hypocrisy. I like this very much. Tell the truth and do honest things, and you will not suffer anywhere.
The old lady narrowed her eyes and smiled contentedly. There was a faint radiance on the face, which had a kind of meaning of "the world is barren and I am alone, and everyone is drunk and I am alone".
Behind Dongfang Wenjian showed an unbearable expression. Looking up at the sky, the thick Adam's apple kept bouncing up and down. Is this still honest? I'm damned! But these words were just whispering in his heart, if he really said it, he would feel very uncomfortable all over his body.
"Yeah, it's like saying that if the Three Great Sacred Lands got into trouble with grandma this time, it must be their bad luck for eight lifetimes! When I came here, I also met four experts from the Immortal Palace of Recluse. They actually discussed What kind of so-called poisonous scheme has been concocted! Hehe, it’s just a gangster. Smile generously!"
Jun Moxie's eyes rolled quickly, and he brought the topic back: "They actually want to do this. In fact, I also know that it is completely useless. Under the scheming and scheming of grandma, those so-called schemes are simply a piece of shit. A joke, once it is really encountered, it must be like boiling soup and snow, blowing ashes with the palm of the hand, pressing Mount Tai to the top, and shooting a rocket launcher to hit the forehead of a mosquito.
After finally explaining the poisonous tricks of the three holy places, Jun Moxie almost broke out in a cold sweat. When it came to the last sentence, he actually missed it.
But the old lady's expression was already dignified, she didn't pay attention to Jun Moxie's last few words at all.
Jun Moxie kept making himself happy, the old lady could see this, her grandson knew the pressure and hard work she had been through during this period, and deliberately came to make herself happy, which was also a filial piety. The old lady was naturally happy to pretend to be confused, let's talk. Let the grandson pat. It's really a comfortable thing, but when it comes to substantive things, the old lady can no longer act with him.
In fact, when Jun Moxie announced the layout of the three holy places, the grandfather and grandson tacitly stopped the spiel about hello and me.
The old lady was planning and calculating, and when she came to the hall, she suddenly asked: "What's the result of the negotiation?"
Dongfang Wenjian was stunned, and hurriedly replied: "According to your previous explanation, you are still delaying time. I have instructed them not only to calculate according to strength, but also to calculate the distance, cost, and possible accidents. Special explanation, We need to talk bit by bit, and we need to bargain bit by bit, so at present, both sides are very tired from talking.”
Jun Moxie laughed out loud. Negotiations like this are far away at all, because new issues will be added at any time. And talking about the murder of an assassin needs to talk about the distance little by little, and bargain for every penny? Then it's no wonder that this tortured people crazy! It's basically a rejection in disguise, but it's more tactful, hoping that the other party will retreat in spite of the difficulties!
It's really thanks to my grandma, how did she come up with such a narrow but effective weird method. Things like this are rare in ancient and modern times.
Well, if you can't bear your temper, then let's not talk at all. That’s not because we don’t accept the job, but because your employer voluntarily gave up.”
Anyway, the initiative is in the hands of the Dongfang family, we just don't move out, because the conditions have not been negotiated, can your three holy places still shamelessly attack us
I have to say that using this trick to deal with those who are hypocrites is really perfect!
"Well, let's delay the rest first, and take over a dozen more. We still have to dispatch, and we can't always procrastinate like this indefinitely." The old lady waved her hand and said: "Remember our The principle of "three don't kills"! For the rest, you can decide!"
"Here, Keke Moxie just said that the three holy places have already arranged manpower around the target person... If we act rashly, will we fall into a trap?" Second Master Dongfang was stunned.
"Our family still has a lot of manpower. Although there are not many high-level ones, there are quite a few intermediary assassins." The old lady stepped up the stairs: "Before I had to be patient, but because I didn't have enough strength, I had to Why, since the strength is enough now, how can we not earn the money? What's more, we can further display the prestige of our Eastern family, and at the same time weaken the enemy! This kind of fame and fortune is worth a hundred and eighty dollars. Zong is not too much!"
"Are you strong enough? How come you are strong enough?" Second Master Dongfang was still a little confused.
"Stupid!" The old lady turned around and looked at her second son with hatred: "Moxie brought a total of seventy supreme masters this time. These people came to the theater? Can't they be dispatched?"
Dongfang Wenjian became even more dizzy, and reminded him tactfully: "Mother, I'm afraid you made a mistake. Those people are not assassins from our Dongfang family, isn't that bad?"
Jun Moxie covered his forehead with his hands, speechless for a while.
"You idiot! Why can't you make a turn even if you are so stupid?!" The old lady suddenly became angry: "As long as you don't say it, I don't say it, and everyone doesn't say it, who knows where those people are? Can the Three Holy Lands know? Even if they have doubts, can we still admit it ourselves? Why are you as stupid as your father!"
Second Master Dongfang was embarrassed for a while, but he immediately understood: "Mother is so right!"
Jun Moxie couldn't help but laugh, "Ha".
The old lady sighed, took Jun Moxie's hand, and said sadly: "Moxie, I made you laugh today, look at your uncles, they are all so stupid, grandma has white hair , I was completely pissed off by the three of their brothers... They are all so old. Why are you so unresponsive? When will you be able to reconnect?"
Dongfang Wenjian's face was dark, he didn't dare to speak, but he muttered in his heart: "What is it that made us angry? It's clearly worrying about my little sister. When you open your mouth, what crimes are my faults? it's over...
Jun Moxie laughed, and said: "Grandma, don't worry, I will refine a batch of elixir for you in a few days. You will be rejuvenated, and the white hair will not be in the way, and it will be back to black in a short time. You are the standard His black hair and youthful face."
"Let's not talk about whether you are making me happy. People are old, why do you need black hair? You don't have to be called an old monster. Grandma just said it casually, and it's fine now." The old lady felt a little emotional with a sigh.
Jun Moxie chuckled, noncommittal, and simply changed the subject: "By the way, grandma. What do you mean by three non-kills?"
"This is the family rule of our Eastern family! Civilians are not to be killed, honest officials are not to be killed, and good people are not to be killed! Anyone who asks us to do something must first investigate the details of the target, including criminal evidence! Otherwise, if we find something wrong, we have the right to unilaterally Terminating this operation may even backfire on the person in charge!" The old lady smiled slightly.
"So that's it! The Dongfang Family's three no-kills" can be regarded as a kind of persistence. "Jun Moxie sighed slightly, and said: "Grandma, this operation must not miss me. I am the genuine assassin of our Eastern family! "