"Please speak, I will listen carefully.
"Speaking of which, the evil monarch is a rare genius in my Xuanxuan Continent. He is truly amazing, a peerless genius. And he has a lot of scheming. The city is deep. He is scheming, brave and invincible... "Brother Lu Zhang He opened his mouth wide and slapped hard. I could only hear Jun Moxie dazzled, and the 36,000 sweat pores all over his body were filled with iron...
It's really comfortable. Although what he said is true, it seems that it is a bit too much, and there are some inappropriate words. What is scheming. This young master is in his youth. In the prime of life. Why is it "old"...
"...Speaking of which, the most exquisite thing about this evil monarch is his own martial arts cultivation.
In fact, his old man was already invincible in the world many years ago, but in order to cultivate his own strength. But I endured it for another five hundred years. A full five hundred years... Hehe, among other things, the calmness of the evil monarch is really amazing. Soar. Thousands of not singing, one blockbuster shocking the world! Finally, in the first battle when he was fledgling, he overthrew such a behemoth as the Three Holy Lands. "
"Wait a minute...Brother Lu, you just said...this evil monarch is already invincible in the world but has lived in seclusion for five hundred years?" Jun Moxie's eyes widened: "Fuck! When did I live in seclusion for five hundred years? Why don’t I know? I’ve already been invincible long ago. If I really have that ability, why run away
"Why don't you say that it's a master who is unfathomable! There is absolutely conclusive evidence for this matter, and there is no falsehood! I can guarantee it with my own life! The evil master is absolutely the best in the world!" Brother Lu raised his head and patted his chest, swearing in his promise.
The corner of Jun Moxie's mouth twitched twice, thinking, is this person really not my "evil lord"? Someone else? Finally forced a smile again. Da Shi said with difficulty: "Then you continue."
"Hey, right now, many people are saying that the evil lord's old man is the third young Jun Moxie of the Jun's family in Tianxiang City, ha! Ha! Ha!" Brother Lu let out a sonorous and forceful laugh, expressing his sincerity Disapproval of this news: "This statement is simply the absurdity of the desolate world. Back then, Jun Moxie made a big disturbance in Tianxiang City, but he can be regarded as a character. But... If you compare this kind of mortal family son with the evil lord and his old man, That’s still a few blocks away!”
"No. If it's only a few blocks away, it's still an insult to the evil lord, the old man. The gap between the two is simply heaven and earth. There is no way to compare, nothing to compare!" After making the above evaluation. This brother Lu suddenly felt that he was still a bit superior to Jun Moxie, and added another sentence: "What is Jun Moxie? It's just a young man with a little talent. Compared with the evil master's family? It's like lifting shoes. Unworthy! Comparing these two people together is simply the greatest insult to the evil monarch! I will never tolerate anything!"
Jun Moxie was speechless for a moment, with black lines all over his head. This person is praising himself, but scolding himself at the same time... What should I do
The evil monarch, he is an old man, with a fairy-like demeanor, and a height of three feet. The waist is wide and three stops, the eyebrows are green and the eyes are kind, the face is as amiable as the full moon, the mouth is sharp and the teeth are tied..." Brother Lu said with a mouthful of saliva.
"Eh... the two slow-witted brothers suddenly felt some stomach pains, and I had to go to make it easier... Jun Moxie held his stomach, only feeling that he was about to be injured internally. This situation is more terrifying than going crazy...
Even if I face all the masters in the three holy places, I have never suffered internal injuries. But today, after what this guy said, he almost traveled back through time... It's really amazing! Throwing down a piece of silver, Young Master Jun fled in embarrassment with his belly in his arms, without even taking care of his meal.
He went downstairs straight away. This set of materials is really exciting!
However, the brother Lu at the back is still shouting: "Hey, my son. I haven't finished yet... I know the inside story of this matter most clearly, and there are exclusive news about the evil lord and his old man. You must be interested in…”
"I'm interested in your grandma's thigh!" Jun Moxie cursed angrily in his heart, and disappeared with a whoosh. Only brother Lu was left smirking at the ingot of silver on the table: "Get rich! It's such a big ingot, hahaha...
Young Master Jun, who had heard the news but didn't fill his stomach, was naturally unwilling to be wronged, so he went to another rather Menghua restaurant, only to find that it looked the same as that one, almost everyone They are all talking high-spirited, and each one of them claims to know a lot of inside stories. Jun Moxie learned his lesson this time. I didn't continue to cover the material, just found a table to sit down, ordered wine and food, ate and drank, and it was the most important thing to appease the stomach at the moment, so I just pricked up my ears and listened silently.
Just halfway through eating, I suddenly heard the sound of the ladder, and an old man walked up, holding a huqin. He only heard him pull twice, then paused and made a bow. Said in a harsh voice: "As the saying goes, rely on your parents at home, and rely on your friends when you go out. The little old man makes a living by storytelling and came here. I would like everyone who has money to support the money market. If you have no money, please support the personal market... Today I said What happened was that the evil monarch was furious with thunder, and the three holy lands fell into the sand.
Someone shouted: "Old man, we all know about this story, and we can almost recite it. You, why don't you change it to a fresh one." Another shouted: "It's okay to listen to it again, every time I listen to it, my blood boils again. , It’s quite enjoyable, let’s talk about it.”
The old man smiled proudly, and said: "Everyone doesn't know something, what the old man said today is an absolute internal copy of this matter, without any omissions! Please be safe and don't be impatient..." He said and pulled twice Hu Qin, this is the eloquence.
Jun Moxie's blood boiled while listening, the story of this evil monarch was told by these professionals. It was really thrilling, and the twists and turns were unimaginable and thrilling in the fight. As for the grievances and hatreds in it. It is even more unraveling, uncovering bit by bit...
Jun Moxie listened, and couldn't help but be dazzled: "This old man said that this evil monarch is really a good man, a great husband, so aloof, so passionate! What a popular idol...
This product. It seemed that he was so fascinated that he had obviously forgotten that he was the protagonist in that story.
Blindly intoxicated. In fact, this is really no wonder Young Master Jun. It's really... what the evil king of the storyteller did. No matter which one. For Jun Moxie, it was extremely strange... It was like listening to a completely irrelevant story. How can people not be fascinated by the passion of the talk? From the beginning to the end, only a few key words are common, and all other plots are not done by our Young Master Jun himself!
Not only the young master Jun, but everyone present was fascinated by what he heard. At this moment:... After the evil monarch heard about this incident. Furious! Wave a punch. But he punched Qing Tiansheng into a big hole, and shouted: "The three holy places are deceiving people too much, and my evil monarch will not give up!" One dragon, two phoenixes, three tigers, four leopards, five bears, six lions, seven wolves, eight cranes and nine demon kings led the seventy-two earth demons in thirty-six days, one hundred and eight wolf smoke teams, three hundred and sixty-five supreme masters, all in one breath. Take your place and set off immediately. I issued a challenge letter to the Three Great Saints! The situation is tense and explosive. The whole world is miserable, the sun and the moon are dark! "
... After the three holy places were challenged. Not to be outdone, so I wrote a letter to reply that if you want to fight, I will fight! So the two parties agreed that on the third day of March of the third year, when the three strokes were made, the outcome would be determined by thirty-three battles! On the day of the decisive battle, the wind and thunder rolled! The blood turned into a mountain of bones! There is a poem that says: "The evil monarch is furious. How can the three holy lands be content? The earthquake has been trembling for thirty-three days, and the wind is still cold now! Foretell what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down...
The huqin clang sounded. Then the old man took out a plate. Take turns walking in front of everyone. Bow to ask for the cost of storytelling...
Everyone listened intently, seeing him stop at such a critical moment, everyone felt itchy. Throwing out a few copper coins, he couldn't help urging: "Go on, you old bastard, why did you stop at this time? Hurry up and continue talking. Hurry up and talk."
The old man smiled all over his face and kept nodding and bowing. Said: "It is true that life is difficult...
Keke. If it is difficult for you to express your kindness today...then I will make an exception and say a little more.
Before the words fell, there was already a complete ingot of silver on the plate. There are twelve of them. A big man in brocade robe raised his chin and said, "Speak quickly, if you speak well, there will be a big reward for you!"
The old man was overjoyed and thanked without a word, after turning around. Only then did he pull up the huqin sharply. Said: "Last time I said..."
Young Master Jun finally collapsed completely... because of the content of this story. That is, the "absolute insider" actually is. The evil monarch, his old man's confidante was forced to marry him. Fleeing for thousands of miles, but all his family members were arrested. It is said that a certain boss of the three holy places fell madly in love with the confidante of the evil monarch. If you can't get it, you won't give up. That's why the evil monarch became angry at the crown and became a beauty...
It turned out to be a peachy dispute... Jun Moxie couldn't help but think of the last time when Chu Qihun became famous. According to legends in the rivers and lakes, it seems that Chu Qihun's tragic revenge and merciless assassination were caused by the boss of the three holy places robbing Chu Qihun's wife!
Damn, can you change the routine
Besides... Wu Shanyun, that old guy who has lived for more than three thousand years... How many wives has he robbed over the years... He should have no idea about this long ago, right? It has been more than three thousand years. Are you still enjoying it? Will that thing still stand up? After all, it is an old object more than 3,000 years ago... It can be auctioned as a fucking antique...
The young master Jun, who was on the verge of collapse, finally took the last bite of Lai under the influence of his subconscious mind. After drinking the last glass of wine, he staggered out of the restaurant seemingly a little dizzy. With his drinking capacity. Even without profound energy suppression. This little wine can't do anything to him, mainly because the old man said he was dizzy...