Hearing the stunning girl in front of him speak like a hooligan, Young Master Jun immediately short-circuited his brain: "Is this the gentle and pleasant Miao Xiaomiao just now? Who is this? This is too fierce Bar?"
For a moment, Young Master Jun felt in a trance that he had become a woman from a good family. In front of him, there was a mountain king wielding a machete, manipulating himself unscrupulously, announcing his own destiny...
"This world is really wonderful." Young Master Jun rubbed his nose with a wry smile. He found that since he came to Misty Illusory Mansion, he has rubbed his nose more often...
"It's getting late... we really should go..."
Jun Moxie looked at the black-clothed masked man who was still in a coma with pity, the blood under that guy's body had already flowed in a puddle, and the damage from going in and out was definitely not light.
"It's really possible to be in a coma... It's been so long without waking up... Even if you groan during this period, I can use it to go down the donkey... But you can't even feel the pain?"
Jun Moxie was really helpless. Seeing Miao Xiaomiao's appearance, it seems that he has forgotten this important witness. If Miao Xiaomiao took the initiative to remember, he might have lost too much blood and died...
Secretly flicking his fingers, a gust of wind gently sealed the slowly bleeding wound of the black-clothed masked man. If he was allowed to bleed like this, this man would definitely not survive...
"Where are you going?"
Miao Xiaomiao still covered her face and said softly. After speaking, he jumped up: "Oh, it's so late now... If I don't go back, I'm afraid my family should worry..."
"Yes, yes, go back quickly..."
Young Master Jun said in a hurry, relieved.
The sentence is actually coherent and smooth, which means I can't wait.
Miao Xiaomiao stood up abruptly, staring at Jun Moxie dissatisfiedly with her big eyes, and the angry expression on her face was definitely not kind. Jun Moxie was puzzled, and involuntarily followed her eyes to look at himself.
"Are you expecting me to leave so much? Then I still won't leave!"
Miao Xiaomiao rolled her eyes angrily.
"Um, what, I was wrong..."
Jun Moxie only felt that his head was as big as a bucket...
"Let me forgive you, you have to answer me a question." Miao Xiaomiao is extremely intelligent, and she also knows that the current stage is not the time for her to act like a baby, and said: "Today's competition in the Shanglian, you really have never done it before. Are you right? When I think about it now, I feel more and more that it was a trap deliberately arranged by you? Although the couplet is considered absolute, as long as you find the key point, even if it may not match the general majesty, but only for neatness, It may not be too difficult! The only difficulty is that the time limit is too short, and it is rare to be eager!"
"Ha." Thinking of Zhan Qingfeng and Zhan Yushu thinking of their own cleverness, lifting a rock and hitting his own foot, Jun Moxie wanted to laugh, and said: "Miss Miao is intelligent and blue-hearted, and that's exactly the case, the couplet is nothing more than that It's a couplet of things, it's really not an eternal absolute, it's even quite superficial... Even if it doesn't match up for a while, it should have been right after such a long time, that is, those two idiots of the Zhan family. Will think that I am really sorry.
"Actually, the two Zhan brothers are really stupid. They stepped into the trap you set up in the previous game..."
Miao Xiaomiao's eyes widened: "However, you say that this is a couplet that is superficial in your heart? You are too loud, the Shanglian is majestic and full of arrogant heroism. It's not difficult, but it's as difficult as climbing the sky to express that kind of atmosphere, how can it be so simple?"
As he said that, Miao Xiaomiao read softly: "Heaven makes the chessboard and the stars make the players. Who can play it? This first couplet is very good, but your second couplet is absolutely perfect. The earth is the pipa and the road is the string. Who dares to play it?" Play? Haha..."
"It's still the same sentence, as long as you understand the key points, it's not difficult to match the upper couplet... Besides, there are actually more than one lower couplet."
Jun Moxie rubbed his nose again, thinking that I'm about to get rhinitis...
"More than one pair?"
Miao Xiaomiao's eyes widened: "I've thought about it for a long time, but I still haven't found any sentence that can match this couplet. Could it be that you matched several of them?"
"For example... Lei is the battle drum and electricity is the flag, who dares to fight?"
Jun Moxie smiled, and said: "This couplet is the real grandeur, all sentient beings are dismissive!"
"Thunder is the drum for the battle and the lightning is the flag! It's wonderful! It's really wonderful!" Miao Xiaomiao chanted in a low voice, her eyes became brighter and brighter, and when she looked at Jun Moxie, her eyes became more and more tender: "Jun...you His talent is really... nothing to say."
Jun Moxie blushed for a while... This is also plagiarism, to be honest, I really don't have the talent to learn to match...
"It's broken. Little Bean Sprout is still over there. I just tapped her acupuncture points."
Miao Xiaomiao finally remembered, let out a scream, hurried over, hugged Xiao Dou Sprout, took off the invisibility cloak, and untied the little Dou Sprout's acupoints.
As soon as the little girl opened her eyes, she shouted: "Miss is dangerous, don't go!"
Apparently her consciousness was still stuck at the moment when Miao Xiaomiao jumped out...
Opened his big round eyes, looking at Jun Moxie and Miao Xiaomiao in front of him, he couldn't help being stunned, and after a long time, he shook his head and said cutely: "Miss, and Mr. Mo, why are you still alive?" What... What's going on here? Am I dreaming
The two laughed at the same time.
"It's getting late, you'd better go back early."
Jun Moxie smiled and said: "The future will be long, why... be in a hurry?"
"That's right, the future is indeed long..."
Miao Xiaomiao's eyes also softened, and she looked at Jun Moxie affectionately: "Then... I'm leaving..."
"Um."
Jun Moxie nodded.
Little Bean Sprout only now realized that Miao Xiaomiao's face veil was already in her hands, she couldn't help being startled, and then she said pleasantly: "Miss... you... you... congratulations on your wish coming true..."
"What wish came true... What nonsense are you talking about, little hoof."
Miao Xiaomiao's face flushed immediately, she gently twisted Xiaodoumen's face, pretending to be angry and coquettishly said.
After finishing speaking, he ordered Little Bean Sprout to drag the black-clothed masked man on the ground, and said to Jun Moxie, "You still owe me the score of Burying Flowers, I'll go get it from you tomorrow, don't miss the appointment."
Jun Moxie agreed with a wry smile.
He only felt a white shadow flashing in front of him, and a piece of white gauze fell in front of his eyes like a mist, Jun Moxie subconsciously reached out to catch it, only to hear Miao Xiaomiao's shy voice from afar: "This...
"You took it off, and it belongs to you." In the distance, I saw the figures of Miao Xiaomiao and Xiaodou Sprout, and there were only two small black spots left.
Jun Moxie gave a wry smile, and said in his heart, why did I take it off, obviously you did it yourself... But holding this piece of white gauze in his hand, he couldn't help but feel confused. The soft touch almost makes people feel ecstasy. On the white gauze, there is a burst of fresh daughter's body fragrance, which is the fragrance of Miao Xiaomiao...
Jun Moxie sighed, thinking about this emotional debt, I really don't know how to end it? After pondering for a while, he put the white gauze into his bosom, then picked up the Yin Yang Dun, and chased after Miao Xiaomiao invisibly in the direction where Miao Xiaomiao left.
Here, it is still in the wilderness, and Miao Xiaomiao's master and servant are just two women. Even though Miao Xiaomiao's cultivation is good, there are too many caring people here, and there are many people with advanced cultivation. It is inevitable that there will be no accidents, so it is better to be careful …
From a distance, I saw Miao Xiaomiao and Xiaodouya walking briskly forward, and I heard the faint voice of the conversation between the master and the servant:...Miss...you are really good, that Mr. Mo Junye, it seems that you have taken him down Wow… "
"What does it mean to take it down? You girl, you can't even say a word.
"Miss, how did you do it? That Mr. Mo is smart, honest, talented, and even gifted with an ethereal physique. His future is boundless... but he is a rare and ideal husband.
Little Bean Sprout's words almost caused Young Master Jun, who was hidden in the shadows, to stumble: "Oh my god, people still say that I am smart and honest... This evaluation is really out of line...
After a long time, Miao Xiaomiao's voice sounded again: "What I'm looking at... it's not his future... but... him..."
"That's right, Mr. Mo is good at everything, but his appearance is a bit too shabby, so he doesn't deserve to be a lady, but people are not perfect.
Little Bean Sprout's words made Jun Moxie stagger again.
"Nonsense! Is Mr. Mo shabby? I think it's fine.
Miao Xiaomiao's voice was urgent, and one could guess from the voice that Miao Xiaomiao's face must be flushed...
"Okay, isn't it okay if I don't talk about it? But, how are you going to tell the master about this? It seems hard to say, even if Master Mo has a good status... Little Bean Sprout's voice became worried.
"Hey... let's take a step and talk..."
Following Miao Xiaomiao's sigh, the master and servant floated into a large mansion, and on the golden lacquered plaque in front of the door, there were two words written magnificently: "Miao Mansion!
Jun Moxie stopped walking, staring blankly at the gate of the most powerful family in the Illusory Mansion in front of him, feeling heavy in his heart, and suddenly his mind went blank...
what should i do what should you do
If there is a future... then, what should I do? what should you do
Standing under this bright starry sky, Young Master Jun's thoughts were turbulent, and it was difficult to sort out. At this moment, he didn't know how to deal with himself at all!
Such chaotic thoughts, but it was the first time in his two lives as a human being.
In the previous life, I spent money to get drunk and had a lot of fun. It can be said that I lived among thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching my body. Although it was full of dramas on the spot, it was only for needs and lacked true affection, but it also reduced a lot of troubles.
As for this world, living in such a feudal society is a man's paradise. For a man, especially a successful man, three wives and four concubines are taken for granted, and even women accept this concept in their bones.
If you have fewer wives, it can only mean that you are incompetent, or you have been subdued by the tigress at home, otherwise, the more the better, such as Dongfang Wenxin, the mother of the young master Jun, and her husband Jun Wuhui are of course holding the hand of the king. Jun is old, but he asks his son to marry more wives and have more sons and daughters.