Although his sweet dream was disturbed and he could no longer sleep in, it did not affect Pi Qinghua's good mood today. After taking a refreshing shower, Pi Qinghua made a delicious breakfast, and then kicked Dahei, who was circling around him and wanted to eat the meat buns in advance, to wake Lang Zhi up.
In this way, an ordinary and beautiful day began.
The little wolf cub is already seven years old this year. If he were an ordinary child, he would have already started the first grade of elementary school. But because Pi Qinghua cannot be discovered by the Pi family, otherwise he may die early. Therefore, Pi Qinghua cannot find a normal job that requires registering a real identity. Moreover, Lang Zhi does not have an ID card or a household registration book. Various problems make Pi Qinghua keep Lang Zhi at home instead of letting him go to elementary school.
Regarding this, the little wolf boy said that this was not a problem at all. He did not want to go to elementary school and face those younger children who were more childish and stupid than him. At the same time, Pi Qinghua also felt that Lang Zhi was not suitable to go to elementary school like ordinary children. Just like his face that never showed a smile and his eyes that showed fierceness from time to time, if he were put among ordinary children, he would definitely scare one of them to tears every day.
In addition, Langzhi didn't trust others very much, so Pi Qinghua decided to teach him all kinds of learning contents at home, including basic knowledge, martial arts knowledge and practice, and cooking. The former Pi Da male god said that the reason why a person can become a male god is that he must be good in all aspects, and the little wolf cub is sure that he will be a male god in the future, so he must never lose the face of the male god. Therefore, Langzhi feels a lot of pain and happiness in learning.
But now that he has a house, Pi Qinghua decided not to teach Langzhi in person anymore. After all, he has worked hard for three years. This kid has all the values, life, diligence, and filial piety to his second father. Now there is a computer with good configuration in the house, and Pi's second father is particularly irresponsible to throw his kid to the computer, the all-round teacher.
After downloading several elementary school children's educational software, a set of martial arts techniques videos that required points to download, and a set of cooking videos collected by a master, Pi's father gave up. He told Xiao Langzi, who looked like he had lost his parents, "Don't look at me like that. You have to study one lesson every day. I will check and answer your questions in the evening. So, you should be happy that I won't be watching you chopping vegetables every day."
The little male god Lang said that he was in a very bad mood. Instead of facing those cold computer videos, he would rather be ridiculed or slapped on the forehead by his second father from time to time.
However, no matter how unhappy Xiaolang was, he was powerless to change the situation. So every day he could only grit his teeth and stare at the video on the computer, wishing he could punch through the monitor.
Many years later, President Lang, who has become a male god, will feel extremely fortunate for himself when he looks back on this period of time. How lucky and how strong is his willpower that he did not go down the path of no return of becoming a otaku or a gay under this kind of laissez-faire education
Thank God.
After taking care of his own child, Pi Qinghua painted the four and a half kilograms of Magnolia officinalis bark that he could paint today in the living room. After putting the Magnolia officinalis bark in a wooden box, he sat on the sofa and began to daydream.
They sat like this for more than an hour, until Lang Zhi couldn't stand it anymore and came over from the study to see him. Only then did Pi Qinghua make a decision with a dark face.
"I'm going to apply for a job as a chicken butcher at a chicken farm."
The little wolf cub didn't react for a moment. "Huh?"
"This way we can get the blood of a hundred or even a thousand chickens." Pi Erdie said this was definitely not a joke.
Xiao Langzi and Dahei's mouths twitched at the same time. Dahei directly covered his head with his claws, while Xiao Langzi thought for a while and finally decided to tell the truth: "Second father, it's actually not difficult to get a hundred chickens. Just go to the chicken farm and buy a hundred."
Pi Qinghua was stunned for a moment when he heard this. He suddenly felt that his image as a male god was definitely gone. He became angry and said, "What about 110,000 chickens in the future? Are we going to buy them too? People will think we are crazy!"
Lang Zhi thought for a moment and said, "If we want 1,000 chickens, we can go to different chicken farms and buy 100 chickens every five days. If we want 10,000 chickens, we can buy them separately. Or, can we open a chicken farm of our own in the future?"
Pi Qinghua was outshined by the child he picked up. In terms of IQ, he looked at the little Langzhi, who looked so self-righteous, with a twitching mouth, and finally said expressionlessly: "Go study quickly, we have to check it tonight."
Lang felt that the last words must be his second father's angry attempt to change the subject. However, even so, he still liked his second father very much.
In fact, Pi Qinghua finally realized that he had made a simple problem complicated. There is no difference between one hundred and ten thousand chickens. Things that can be solved with money are not a big deal. I think the most difficult part of the Ghost Painting Magic Pen is the fourth stage of the Dahua stage, and the upgrade item required is the "wood spirit blood" that no one has ever heard of. So, in comparison, the blood of one hundred thousand chickens is really easy.
What is particularly easy is the upgrade to the first stage of entering the painting, which only requires the blood of one hundred chickens!
Pi Qinghua decided to go to the chicken farm to buy chickens soon. Then he would kill the chickens and take their blood, and then sell the chickens at a low price. It should be pretty quick.
When Pidie said he was going to the chicken farm, Xiaolangzi and Dahei both expressed a strong desire to follow him. But they were firmly rejected by Pi Qinghua. Erdie felt that although his Baozi was a little cold, cruel, and dark now, he was still very cute in nature. He absolutely could not let his child become a cold-blooded devil or an iceberg in the future, otherwise he would never get a wife!
So in the end, Pi Qinghua drove away on his electric tricycle by himself.
The neighbors didn't have any gossip about him driving a second-hand electric tricycle instead of a luxury car in the villa area. Of course, the main reason was that the neighbors were already highly convinced that the two people and the dog who had just moved in must have been possessed by ghosts, so no matter what strange things they did, it was not surprising! Even if he brought back a hundred live chickens and killed them at home for fun.
Just three minutes after Pi Qinghua drove away on his electric tricycle, a high-end modified Hummer disguised as an ordinary jeep secretly followed him.
President Langda, who was following the car, said that he was not bored, but he suspected that Pi Qinghua was possessed by a ghost and did some strange things. For the sake of human peace and the safety of the pretty boy, he reluctantly followed him to find out what was going on!
Lang Yixing: My moral principles are truly noble.
Lang Yixing's tracking skills were among the best, so until Pi Qinghua arrived at the gate of the Phoenix Chicken Farm, he did not notice that there was a Hummer behind him. Pi Qinghua went down and told the guard that he wanted to buy 100 chickens at a high price, and the guard was very happy to let him go.
Then President Lang's Hummer caught up but was stopped by the security guard.
"Hey! What are you doing? This is not the place for you! Go away, go away!"
Lang Yixing expressed dissatisfaction, why was the pretty boy allowed to go in but he was stopped? President Lang immediately said: "I'm here to buy chickens, and I'll buy them at a high price."
But the guard ignored him. "I've seen many people like you. Either you are a rich guy looking for trouble. Or a reporter doing an undercover investigation. Or the higher-ups are doing a sneak inspection! Humph, you can't fool me. I won't let you in. Get out now!"
President Langda's face instantly darkened. He realized that as long as he followed that pretty boy, his prestige would be challenged several times a day.
"Say it again?" Lang Yixing's voice was even this time, revealing a hint of coldness. His wolf-like gaze frightened the security guard so much that he took several steps back. Only then did the security guard suddenly realize how this big man in front of him could be such a scary person? ! Why didn't he realize it just now? ! Look at that ferocious face and murderous eyes! He is simply a living devil! !
"I, I, I, ..."
"What?" Lang Yixing sneered, with a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"I, I said the wrong thing just now! Since you are here to buy chicken, please come in! The chickens here are definitely big and plump with tender meat. I guarantee you will want to buy again after buying once!!"
President Lang turned around with satisfaction, and then drove his modified Hummer into the Phoenix Chicken Farm. Then he wondered, could it be that the pretty boy was really possessed by a ghost? Why did he come to the chicken farm when he had nothing better to do? Want to buy chickens? !
Then Lang Yixing sat in the car and saw Pi Qinghua, who was picking a chicken with a serious look on his face.
President Lang: “… ” Where is the black dog? He can take its blood and sprinkle it on it to exorcise the evil spirit.