Although he had long realized that these two people, one big and one small, surnamed Lang, would definitely not be like ordinary fathers and sons in terms of loving father and filial son, the scene of this father and son almost "killing each other" also made Pi Qinghua feel very upset.
Not only do these two not act like father and son, but their existence is also a slap in the face to each other. When this mutual dislike escalates to the dinner table, it is simply a world war.
Pi Qinghua looked at Lang Yixing and Lang Zhi who were fighting for a dish and refused to give in. He twitched his lips and laughed twice in his heart, put the dish into the bowl and left the battlefield. Since they want to make trouble so much, let them make trouble. No one will die anyway.
When Pi Qinghua finished lunch, Xiao Langzhi, who was angry just now, unexpectedly came over arrogantly. Pi Qinghua raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"
Lang Zhi snorted, "I grabbed all the food I wanted! That scumbag still couldn't grab it from me in the end!!"
Pi Qinghua was silent for a moment, then praised generously: "Hurry up and learn how to cook. You will cook from tomorrow, and then you can do whatever you want with his food. Make him die of saltiness or spiciness, what a good choice!"
When Lang Zhi heard this, a beautiful picture of his imagination suddenly appeared on his face, and then he said happily: "Then I will go to study! I can't beat him now, but if I study every day in the future, I will definitely be able to beat him to death!"
Pi Qinghua nodded. Let's go now.
After Lang Zhi went to study on his own, Pi Qinghua turned around and walked to the dining table. Looking at President Lang who was eating the leftovers without any complaints, he said speechlessly: "Can't you just let him eat directly?" He couldn't win his favor by deliberately giving in to him in this way.
Lang Yixing exclaimed when he heard this, and his sword-like thick eyebrows raised, with a matter-of-fact expression on his face: "Of course not. Wouldn't it make me look weak if I just let him eat? At least I have to pretend to grab the food. And grabbing the food is also a kind of exercise. What's more, he ate a lot more because of grabbing the food, didn't he?"
"But you are doing this for no reason." Pi Qinghua shrugged. Lang Yixing on the other side waved his hand nonchalantly and ate the leftovers: "I don't need to please him. All I have to do is protect him and teach him to be extremely powerful. This is the correct way for our Lang family to teach our sons."
"… No wonder they raised a guy like you." Pi Qinghua complained with a twitch of his mouth. He was worried about his son's future growth.
Lang Yixing smiled, a trace of helplessness appeared on his handsome face: "Actually, what I just said is not true. The truth is, my grandfather, my father, and I are not very good at expressing our feelings. Not to mention that I have been separated from him for so long that I don’t know how to treat him. Even before he was abducted, I only provided him with a good living environment. I really don’t know much about raising children."
"But then again, even if I'm not very good at raising children, I don't have that many requirements for my son. I haven't thought about him becoming a great man or an extremely smart person. As long as my son, Lang Yixing, has the ability to survive in this world and lives happily, that's enough. As for the rest, what he wants to do, what kind of person he wants to be, and whether he wants to inherit my legacy, it's up to him to decide." Lang Yixing's voice had unconsciously become much gentler when he said this: "I think this is probably the best fatherly love I can express."
When Pi Qinghua heard the last sentence, even with his temperament, he couldn't help but move slightly. He looked at the arrogant and rude messy guy opposite him, and suddenly felt that this person might become a good father. Even if he can't express himself, what does it matter? Compared to the paleness and powerlessness of language, actions are the most reliable and precious existence.
"Tsk, you should say this to Little Wolf. Okay, you've finished your meal, you can't just stay at our house and do nothing. So, from now on you have to wash the dishes, sweep the floor, and clean the cabinets. If you don't want to do the housekeeping, then you'll be responsible for paying for a housekeeper to clean the house once a week."
When Lang Yixing heard the words "wash dishes, sweep the floor, and clean the glass", he immediately felt overwhelmed. Wash dishes and sweep the floor? Before, he only made things more messy when he cleaned up. If he washed dishes, wouldn't he have to break all the dishes? ! Sweep the floor, sweep the floor. How to sweep? Is the broom sturdy
Pi Qinghua saw Lang Yixing's expression suddenly become a little stiff, and he couldn't help but think of something, his face darkened: "You can't even wash the dishes?!"
President Langda's expression suddenly became serious: "How is that possible? I'll wash it for you right now!"
Then President Lang entered the kitchen carrying a shaky pile of plates and bowls.
After a while, the sound of broken bowls and plates could be heard from the kitchen.
Pi Qinghua: "… This is the second time. I don't believe you!"
So Pi Qinghua rushed into the kitchen angrily, and soon the roar of Pi the great male god and the purring of Wolf Boss were heard from inside, and it was very lively for a while.
At this time, Lang Zhi, who was standing by the door of his small bedroom because he wanted to pour water, was suddenly startled by the sound. After reacting, he didn't even pour the water and went straight into the house. Dahei followed him with some surprise, and saw his little master sitting on the bed with a tangled expression.
"Ouch?" Dahei walked to the bedside, put his two big black paws on Xiaolangzhi's legs, and asked in a dog-headed way, "What's wrong with you?"
Langzhi silently touched Dahei's dog head.
"Dahei... what he just said must be to please my second father, right? He doesn't really want to be nice to me... right? My father didn't want me a long time ago. In my heart, he is already dead. So, how can a dead person come back to life? He must be lying to my second father, for sure."
Dahei didn't quite understand what his little master said, but he still felt his tangled and depressed mood. He jumped onto the bed with his hind legs and patted Langzhi's hand comfortingly with his paws.
Langzhi hugged Dahei tightly. After a long time, he heard a knock on the door.
"who?!"
Pi Qinghua pushed the door open and walked in, leaning against it and raising his eyebrows: "Look at you like this, it's me, your second father, do you think it will be your scumbag father?"
Lang Zhi pursed his lips immediately. Pi Qinghua knew he was struggling by looking at his expression, and smiled: "Okay, why think so much? No one is forcing you to recognize your father now. What kind of person is that person? Is he worthy of you recognizing him? There is still a long time in the future, you will always have time to think clearly. And now, your task is to learn survival skills and exercise your body, so that you can become a male god when you grow up, right?"
Pi Qinghua's words seemed to have a magical power, which made Xiao Langzhi feel relieved. So he nodded decisively, and then abandoned Dahei and threw himself into the arms of his second father. It was rare to be so coquettish: "Second father is still the best! I will support second father for the rest of my life!" Pi second father immediately rubbed his son's forehead with joy, and Dahei squeezed in between the two of them, forming a particularly warm and beautiful picture.
Standing secretly by the door of the small bedroom, looking at this warm spring-like scene, he suddenly felt that he was alone in the winter miserably. He walked back with gnashing teeth. What was he so proud of? Sooner or later, I would also join that scene! !
Ding-a-ling.
Lang Yixing answered the phone unhappily: "Hello? Who is this? If you have something to say, say it now. I'm unhappy."
Xiaochui's helpless voice came from the phone: "Boss, I received an invitation to attend the Chinese Medicine Exchange Conference the day after tomorrow. Will you attend?"
The wolf boss immediately chuckled: "Who has time to attend such a boring thing? Just throw the invitation into the trash can and buy a dishwasher."
Xiaochui: "…" What is a household dishwasher? Boss, you actually wash the dishes after eating?! This is really wrong!
Lang Yixing was about to hang up the phone when he turned around and saw Pi Qinghua coming out. The latter looked puzzled: "What kind of invitation is this? Why do you dislike it so much?"
The wolf boss waved his hands in disdain: "The Chinese medicine exchange meeting the day after tomorrow will definitely require us to pay for medicine and see a doctor. No matter how rich I am, I will not go there to give money voluntarily. Really, do you think I am a sucker? Dream on. What's more, I am extremely healthy and can eat a cow by myself!"
Pi Qinghua's mouth twitched when he heard this: "… I'm sorry! I'm the one who's going to sell medicine there the day after tomorrow. I'm so sorry for taking advantage of you."
Lang Yixing: “!?”
"You're going to sell medicine there the day after tomorrow?!"
Pi Qinghua nodded: "Otherwise how can I raise my son?" And also abuse the scumbag.
President Lang felt that today would be another difficult day, but even so, it couldn't stop him! So Lang Yixing said directly to the phone that had not been hung up: "Well, bring back the invitation just now, I will attend the day after tomorrow. After all, it is a rare high-end Chinese medicine exchange meeting. There will definitely be a lot of good medicinal materials and Chinese medicine practitioners at that time. It would be good to check your body. I feel that my heart rate has been too fast recently, and I have occasional respiratory arrest. It's a good time to go and have a check."
Pi Qinghua: “…” Is the person who just said he was so healthy that he could eat a cow a ghost? !
Xiaochui: "... Boss, you were just saying that stuff is boring, okay!!" And most importantly, I threw that invitation out of the window on the 50th floor! How do you want me to pick it up? !
"Is there a problem?" Lang Yixing's voice deepened.
Xiao Chui went downstairs with tears in her eyes: "No problem! I guarantee it will be delivered tomorrow!!" She hoped that the invitation would not fly too far.
Finally, Pi Qinghua watched Lang Yixing hang up the phone with satisfaction, and spoke for Wolf Boss's men, expressing their thoughts:
"I say, next time you have a seizure, can you tell your subordinates in advance? I feel sorry for them."
President Langda refused in a domineering manner: "I have never smoked before, you are slandering me."
Pi Qinghua rolled his eyes. This level of self-righteousness was really high. Well, it had nothing to do with him. He should go and prepare the herbs to sell. After this incident, he could clearly feel that his magic pen "Youhua" had advanced by one third. Although this speed was a little too fast for him mentally, the benefits were also obvious.
Now Pi Qinghua can already paint 300 kilograms of Magnolia officinalis bark a day. Assuming that the energy consumed by painting one kilogram of Magnolia officinalis bark is equal to that of a chicken skin, he can paint 300 chicken skins a day. As for the three main animal skins, sheepskin, cowhide and pigskin, Pi Qinghua can paint dozens of them individually every day, which is definitely a great improvement.
In addition to the fact that he could draw more skins, his biggest achievement was that he found that he could draw fish skins. I think it was inspired by the advancement to the third level, after all, the second level can draw the skins of birds and fishes.
Pi Qinghua tried to draw fish skin, but found that drawing an ordinary fish skin consumed almost the same amount of energy as drawing a chicken. Later, he couldn't help but draw a shark skin on a whim, which almost exhausted him to death. So Pi Qinghua knew that the deeper the sea or the larger the fish, the more careful he had to be when drawing the skin. Fortunately, he didn't think twice and drew a whale skin, otherwise he would have been reincarnated by now.
However, in this TCM exchange, in addition to Magnolia officinalis, Psoralea corylifolia and Dictamni bark, he can also sell a shark skin, some pig skin and chicken skin. It's all for exchange, and I heard that shark skin is also a TCM material. As for pig skin and chicken skin... If possible, it's not impossible to make some snacks and sell them. No matter how small a mosquito leg is, it's still meat. Maybe it has some miraculous effect or brings some adventures