"Actually, we were both quite confused on the way, and we didn't have any plans at all." Wei Dong sat by the window on the second floor of the inn, sticking out his head and using white crane feathers to illuminate the pedestrians on the street.
"We can only follow the NPC temporarily." In Fang Fei's heart, the old woman she met on Shi Tuo Ridge was the first NPC, and the python man she met after entering Shi Tuo Country was the second NPC.
Fang Fei suddenly remembered that under the illusion created by the feathers of the white crane, she was a big fish in the deep sea with no direction, moving slowly on the boundless seabed - the more fragmented it is, the more panicked it is.
"What did you see with the feathers?" Fang Fei couldn't help but be curious.
Wei Dong lost interest after watching it for a while: "What are the heads of these animals is what I see. For example, the wild boar essence, what I saw was a wild boar in a deep mountain foraging for food; With those two rabbit spirits, all I saw were two burrowing rabbits on the grassland—it's weird, what should they be or what, why are we not human."
"..." Fang Fei has no solution to this question, is her own world really her inner world? Or past life experience
"But yours is quite accurate. Don't you like diving? You have become a 'fish that swims all day long'." When Wei Dong said this, he still used his feathers to survey the street outside. people.
"This thing has something to do with hobbies?" Fang Fei felt that no matter how profound the problem, when it came to Weidong, it became very homely and ordinary. —It was as if someone brought a plate of very precious and special ingredients, and he just added chopped green onion in a soy pot to make a big pot of soup.
"Anyway, I've become a dog that keeps running for a living," Wei Dong said with some emotion. He removed his feathers and looked at Fang Fei, "You know what? The food that came was put in the dog bowl, and I remembered that every month I paid my salary, I had to give the big head to my mother, and when I got married, I had to give the big head to my daughter-in-law. … No wonder the dog is so skinny…”
"..." The background story is obviously very miserable, making him a short story in his life.
Wei Dong picked up the feather again and took a picture, and suddenly let out a "quack" exclamation.
Fang Fei put the goose head close: "Gah?"
"It's okay, it's the snake head over there," Wei Dong pointed at a slightly thinner snake head man, "I happened to see it shed its skin, and that scene was quite uncomfortable."
Wei Dong didn't say anything later: It seems that the TV series are all performed blindly, and the real snake shedding skin is not as good-looking as Bai Suzhen's shedding skin...
"Are we still in touch with that python man?" Fang Fei sat back at the table again, her tone a little dignified.
Wei Dong also closed the window and put away the white crane feathers: "You don't want that python man to find a pure person, right?"
"I can't accept that the same kind of heart is refined and dedicated to Dapeng."
"Well, we are not of the same kind as others. I think the real pure people are almost at the level of saints."
Fang Fei glared at Wei Dong and continued: "I even think that the pure person might know the whereabouts of the fragments. However, the pure person must have a lot of bad luck when he came to the lion camel country, so should we find the pure person? It's contradictory."
Wei Dong scratched his own goose head, feeling that he was not smart at all, and even put a bird's head on it, so his brain capacity was even smaller: "Let's learn from the big guy, let's draw a picture and analyze it first, Three stooges even beat one Zhuge Liang."
"We are two."
Wei Dong put the white crane feather on the table: "Niaoxian's feather is also counted as one."
If you want to draw a picture, you need a pen and paper. Wei Dong found a notebook from his baggage, but he couldn't find a pen for a long time.
Fang Fei found an inkstone on the table of the inn, dipped it in water, and then took out a large feather from the pile of feathers: "Let's write with ink dipped in feathers."
Wei Dong saw that the feather she handed over was a great bustard, and he took it and dipped it in ink, always feeling awkward: "This is the feather of a bustard, I always feel like I'm going to write a masterpiece like "Golden Plum"..."
"… "
Wei Dong took the initiative to change a pigeon feather, dipped it in ink, and began to draw on the notebook. After a few strokes, he drew a very three-dimensional New Year's picture woodblock fragment, and the pattern on the fragment drew a question mark: "Our ultimate The goal is to find the fragments, and the only gain we have at the moment is to have a bird fairy feather that can find pure humans, and with this feather we can have the following options—"
Wei Dong used a feather pen to draw a feather, and then listed several branches: "One is that we dump the python man and use the feather to find a pure man; the second is that we hide the feather of the bird fairy. , temporarily hand over the other feathers to the python man, so that the road will not be lost, and we can exchange news with this man; the last one is that we hand over all the feathers to him and see that after he finds the bird fairy feathers, Is there a faster and easier way to find pure people?"
"However, after the python man finds the pure person, the pure person's life will not be guaranteed." Fang Fei said.
"Then deny the third option first," Wei Dong crossed out the option with a pure human heart.
Both of them actually prefer the second option. Although this option is not creative, at least all aspects are taken into account.
"The benefits that the python man may have for us are: maybe there is a way to find pure people, maybe there is a way to make friends with the upper class of the lion and camel country, and the python man has been here for many years, there should be a certain social relationship," Fang Fei further analyzed "In addition, he promised to give us a dragon ball after the matter is completed. I don't know if that thing will be of any use to us."
There are no other team members here to provide thinking advice. Fang Fei feels that she is forced to say a lot, and she doesn't feel like herself for a while, but now she sees Wei Dong staring at her unblinkingly, as if she has discovered something. Like a new world.
Fang Fei stopped talking and looked at Wei Dong coldly, with an expression that seemed to say: If I look at my mother like this again, I will beat you.
Wei Dong looked for a while before retracting his gaze. He lowered his head and fiddled with his own eyes for a long time: "Fang Fei, I found a particularly good solution."
"… "
"This is what I thought of when I was drawing feathers just now," Wei Dong pointed to the feather he had just drawn on the notebook, "A complete feather is made up of many tiny hairs, just like the veins of a leaf. Yes, I wondered if these tiny hairs were like the eyelashes of the bird fairy.
"Then, when you were analyzing it just now, I quietly plucked a little hair from the bird fairy's feather and placed it in the position of the eyelashes. As a result, I saw your original shape again!"
Fang Fei's expression was ugly for a while, and soothing for a while, and finally she didn't know what to use.
"I found that you can only see the other side of the other person when you are still, and if you relax, it will be no different from the usual perspective," Wei Dong plucked out a little hair and gave it to Fang Fei, "We can find a way to use some glue Something like that, cut this short and stick it to our eyelids like a woman sticking false eyelashes~"
"… "
Fang Fei put the tiny feathers on the eyelashes, avoided Wei Dong, and looked directly at the pedestrians outside the window. Sure enough, she clearly saw the original form of a wolf-headed man—a strong black wolf in the mountains was tearing up. After eating a person, he put his head into the abdominal cavity of the person, ate an empty stomach, raised his head, and his entire head was stained red with blood.
Fang Fei was very uncomfortable and looked away: "In "Journey to the West", did monk Tang and the others enter the city?"
"Fortunately not. When they were at Shi Tuo Ling, Tang Seng was caught by the little demon of the blue lion and white elephant. The two demon kings notified Dapeng again and planned to share Tang Seng's meat with the three brothers."
Fang Fei asked, "Why would you live forever if you eat Tang monk meat?"
"Because Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and has been a good person for the tenth generation."
"Who is Jin Chanzi?"
Wei Dong said these things very well: "Jin Chanzi is the second apprentice of Tathagata Buddha. Regarding the meaning of Jin Chanzi, some people say that Jin Chan's shelling itself means rebirth."
Speaking of which, both of them seem to have thought of something at the same time.
Wei Dongdao: "In "Journey to the West", the purpose of these three monsters is to eat Tang monk meat, but when we entered this world, we didn't hear about the monks from the East, but the python man repeatedly mentioned 'pure people' Is it possible that 'the heart of a pure human being' and 'Tang monk's flesh' mean the same thing?"
"It doesn't matter whether the 'pure human heart' has the effect of immortality, but at least this thing is what Dapeng wants to get," Fang Fei said of her thoughts, "Does this pure human imply Tang Seng?"
Wei Dong blurted out: "If that's the case, we can't hand over pure people!"
Perhaps in Wei Dong's heart, the Tang monk Sun Wukong in "Journey to the West" will always be the unshakable side of justice.
Fang Fei looked at Wei Dong, as if he had never seen this person as firm as he is now.
"You said, what would happen if Big Brother Mu analyzed the situation today?" Wei Dong scratched his head.
"I can't guess." Fang Fei felt that it was a little far from Mu Yiran's thinking.
"What if Mr. Shao?"
"I can't guess."
"What if... Ke Er?"
Fang Fei thought about Ke Xun, who belonged to the same action group as herself, and for a while was not sure whether that person would choose to follow the python man or go straight to the palace wall to observe the Dapeng bird.
"Ke'er's ideas are often unexpected, and he often finds new clues..." Wei Dong's black Doudou eyes suddenly lit up, "I find that we seem to have overlooked a clue."
Fang Fei has already thought about it, and plans to get the Dragon Ball of the python man first, and then double his demon power, calling on all the little demons in the city to help find the fragments...
Fang Fei blinked her goose eyes: "What clue?"
"We said just now, we are three stooges now!" Wei Dong picked up the white crane feather, "Since the bird fairy can leave feathers, then the bird fairy must be in the lion and camel country!"
After Weidong said this, Fang Fei also felt that this idea was very feasible, but she didn't want to praise the other party directly, so she said: "Niaoxian himself is not only in the Lion and Camel Country, but also in the Xicui Building in the Lion and Camel Country."
Indeed, this pile of feathers was sent by the prostitute, and the owners of these feathers were either the girls from Xicui Building or the guests of Xicui Building.
That is to say, the bird fairy may be an x-server or a whore.
"What a bohemian fairy!" Wei Dong laughed.