The Big Nose Art Museum is located on a less prosperous street in the cultural circle of G City.
Judging from the information collected by the members of the "Journey to Painting" group, this art museum has always been avant-garde. Among the painters, some are not well-known, and some are only famous in small circles.
Even Mu Yiran failed to provide any useful clues this time.
It is worth mentioning that Zhu Haowen, as a new member, joined the "Jin Painting Theory" group, and the "gentle green" avatar in the group was permanently fixed on "just an avatar".
No matter what kind of person Shaliu was, her value cannot be judged by death, so everyone still feels embarrassed, but as a death reserve, sympathizing with others is obviously a waste of emotion and useless.
When Ke Xunweidong arrived at the Big Nose Art Museum, it was raining heavily. It was almost midsummer, and the weather was unbearably hot. An open air-conditioned place like the Art Museum became the best place for pedestrians to shelter from the rain and relieve the heat.
"It is expected that the number of people will be gathered soon this time." Wei Dong said sarcastically.
Ke Xun took the umbrella, and went to the luggage storage office with Wei Dong, where he met Zhu Haowen.
Zhu Haowen's dressing style is the one that Ke Xun likes, a blue and white T with horizontal stripes, a pair of loose moss green slacks, rolled trousers, ankles exposed, and a pair of blue and white canvas shoes. The whole person is a Japanese-style Harajuku style.
Although this set of clothes is likely to be turned into a linen mourning dress, a beggar's dress, a long robe and even a monk's robe after being painted.
"kon ni qi wa!" Ke Xun greeted.
Zhu Haowen turned his face to look over, glanced at Ke Xun's face and body, and nodded lightly.
"Let's go up together." Ke Xun said, "The fourth exhibition hall is on the third floor."
"The pavilion is not big, but there are quite a few floors." Wei Dong grumbled, looking at the iron staircase and wiping his face.
I'm about to enter the painting again. This feeling is like going to the hospital for injections when I was a child. As soon as I smell the smell of disinfectant in the hospital, my stomach hurts and my legs become weak.
Wei Dongduo hopes to go to the fourth exhibition hall just to have an injection. rather than die.
Ke Xun patted his shoulder and took the lead to climb the stairs.
The architectural style in this art museum is also very surreal, bizarre, with a door in the east and a window in the west. From time to time, half-sections of plaster sculptures with strange shapes appear, so that the three of them searched for a long time before they found the fourth exhibition hall. Entrance.
The door number at the entrance reads "Works of Emerging Artists", with the names of the painters written in four columns and five rows below.
"It's another mixed exhibition hall," Ke Xun said. "We'll divide the work when we go in later. When the light hits the painting to be entered, I'll be in charge of looking at the picture, and the two of you will be in charge of looking at the display board under the painting. Is it okay to read the artist's name and the brief introduction of the painting?"
"OJ8K." Wei Dong tried his best to make himself fearless.
Zhu Haowen nodded lightly.
The three of them walked in, and immediately they were blinded by the gorgeous and dazzling pictures. Their eyes were full of strange and bizarre paintings that ordinary people could not understand. The content was strange and the colors were bold, as if they had entered a mental hospital.
When the light suddenly went out and a beam of light came on, the three of them immediately turned their attention to the painting under the light. The white light flashed, and they opened their eyes and were already in the painting.
Zhu Haowen: "..."
Wei Dong: "..."
Ke Xun: "..."
Wei Dong: "Let's... I'm afraid we went into the men's bathroom?"
Why are there naked men all around...
Looking at each other again, Zhu Haowen's Harajuku trendy men's clothing, Ke Xun's black T cropped hip-hop pants, Wei Dong's white T ripped denim, all disappeared without a trace, not even a piece of underwear left.
"Fuck! What the hell!" Wei Dong hurriedly covered his vitals and clamped his legs.
"Don't worry, there are men here." Ke Xun observed the surroundings very calmly, as if he was wearing the emperor's new clothes.
"Damn, why do you feel like you're in your arms?" Wei Dong squinted at him.
"I've never seen the world so much," Ke Xun continued to scan the crowd of naked men around him. "If you want, you can go to the public bath at any time."
"Put it down. All the people who go to the public bathhouse are middle-aged uncles with big stomachs, unless you have a heavy mouth." Wei Dong said.
"That's the wrong bathhouse you went to. There are only uncles in the common people's bathhouse. Some bathhouses are full of young, handsome, and good-looking young meat like me." Ke Xun said.
"Death." Wei Dong rolled his eyes.
"Dead heterosexual." Ke Xun said.
Zhu Haowen glanced at Ke Xun from the side.
Ke Xun's eyes were still looking for it in the crowd, Wei Dong said in a single sentence: "If you want to see Mr. Mu's nakedness, just say it directly, don't stretch your neck like a groundhog and look all over the place."
"How can I tell you 'straight' when I'm so mean." Ke Xun said.
"No, stop for a while, this is in the painting, it's not really a bath house, let's not forget about it?" Wei Dong looked around and saw that all the naked men except him were very calmly lit up. Sitting, standing or lying on the grass in the sun is very comfortable, so I let go of the hand blocking the key point uncomfortably, "Are we entering an erotic palace or a human figure? Why is everyone naked? huh?"
Ke Xun asked him, "Did you see what was written on the display board before entering the painting?"
Wei Dong said, "I only saw the painter's name, Lex."
"Where's Haowen?" Ke Xun looked at Zhu Haowen, who had always been as calm as him.
Zhu Haowen seemed to keep his eyes on Ke Xun's face in a controlled manner: "I can see the name of this painting, it's called "Animal World"."
Wei Dong looked dumbfounded: "Are you sure this isn't a TV show? Besides, what does the animal world have to do with bare-ass people?"
Ke Xun said: "Humans are also animals, but why they should be naked is currently impossible to speculate."
Wei Dong asked him, "Did you see the picture?"
Ke Xun replied, "I entered the painting too quickly, I just glanced and saw a bull's head, and there seemed to be a cat with a strange expression in the distance."
"It's an animal, yes..." Wei Tou scratched his head, "Then what do we do next? Also like these people basking in the sun and tickling, catching each other's lice?"
Ke Xun said solemnly: "The most urgent task at the moment, I think we should find the friends this time first, and let's discuss together."
Wei Dong: "Hehe."
The three of them stood there and looked around. After ten minutes, Qin Ci appeared on the grass.
Qin Ci was obviously taken aback by the fact that he became naked as soon as he entered the painting, but he was born as a doctor, so he quickly calmed down, and walked towards the three of Ke Xun calmly, and raised his hand to say hello.
Seeing this naked...
Wei Dong ducked behind Ke Xun, watching the careless waving response.
"Doctor Qin, what do you think is the situation?" Ke Xun asked.
Qin Ci's always calm and composed face is also a little complicated at the moment: "I have no clue, and I never thought that the painting style of this painting is like this..."
Ke Xun tilted his head: "Surrealism is something that breaks all kinds of shackles and is not bound by the world. By the way, have you seen Mu Yiran?"
Qin Ci shook his head.
The four stood still and continued to wait.
Another ten or so minutes later, two young men in their twenties ran from the other side of the grass with a confused face and panic. One was strong, measuring about 1.9 meters, and the other had a round shoulder and a fat belly. It drummed into a ball, ran up and down and bounced up and down, and the fat and soft chest was even more rippling, not to mention the hot eyes.
Ke Xun and Wei Dong looked at them with indescribable expressions on their faces as they scurried around aimlessly, and then rushed into the group of naked men basking in the sun. .
"This way!" Qin Ci beckoned to the two.
The two hurried over, and the tall and strong man ran and asked, "What's going on? Where is this? Who are you?"
Ke Xun and Wei Dong were used to the three questions from the newcomers, but the patient explanation was left to Qin Ci, who was a very patient doctor. The two moved to the side, mainly to avoid The fat man's heavy breathing, you must know that everyone is not wearing clothes now, the fat man's rapid breathing sprayed directly on the chest of the two, it made people feel numb from head to toe.
A few minutes later, the two newcomers unbelievably questioned and reprimanded, and Ke Xun and Wei Dong went further.
Some things are really unbearable over and over again, and no amount of patience can be lost. Of course, except for the patient Dr. Qin, his daily work is almost like this.
Just as Qin Ci kept explaining to the newcomers, another ten minutes passed, and a young man of 18 or 19 years old ran from the grassy side again, with a white board figure, long waist and short legs, squinting at the person. , staggering while running.
"My glasses are gone—my classmates are gone—where are these? What's the matter? Who are you all?" Whiteboard covered his head and narrowed it.
Qin Ci continued to explain patiently.
"Mu Yiran will be fine." Ke Xun looked at the end of the grass.
"Maybe people would rather die outside than be coveted by you." Wei Dong said.
"Haha," Ke Xun glanced at him, "I'm worried for those female compatriots who entered the painting."
Wei Dong opened his mouth and said, "Damn it! Why didn't I think of this - this is so special - this is going to cause trouble!"
Ke Xun: "...Can you control your happy expression? Let's not forget about it."
Wei Dong squeezed his mouth manually, and said again, "Why didn't you see a woman come in after waiting for so long? And you found out that no, the people basking in the sun over there are all men, not women."
Ke Xun: "Perhaps because of the discordant nature of this painting, all men were selected for this painting."
Wei Dong: "What kind of SB painting on a horse!"
Ke Xun: "Pay attention to quality, and put harmony first."
Weidong: "Harmony is a chicken! Tell me the truth, did you actually draw this painting? Do you have a pen name of Lex, and are all the animals you painted curved?"
"Shh..." Ke Xun said suddenly.
Wei Dong lifted his eyelids to look at him, saw that the corners of his naturally slightly upturned mouth were slightly bent, and stared straight ahead.
Wei Dong followed his gaze and saw Mu Yiran slowly walking towards this side under the brilliant sunset light.
His skin was white and glowing, and his tight muscles were like intricately carved sculptures of Greek gods. His narrow waist and slender and straight legs perfectly reflected what is called the golden ratio and what is delicate and sexy.
Wei Dong felt that as a straight man, he couldn't take his eyes off this body, let alone his gay brother... Hey, what about people
Instead of leaping forward as he had imagined, his gay brother dodged behind him.
Wei Dong: "… "
Is this really shy, or is it... "intrigued"