Lao Gao rolled his eyes, grinned casually, and said something casually: "Well, little princess, Lao Gao's kung fu is called 'Oolong Claw Chicken Palm—', which was passed down from our ancestors and will never be passed on to the outside world. !"
Oolong catch chicken - I seem to have heard Qian Duoduo said it before, but this time I think it's so easy to understand!
Xiao Rong'er blinked, tilted his head to look, grabbed Long Yutian's arm again, and circled his body in a circle, then pouted and said in this disgusting tone: "Gao Uncle is lying, there is no chick on Father's body? Where is the chick? Catch it and throw it into the kitchen, braise it in brown sauce and steam it alive!"
Lao Gao was dumbfounded for a moment - after hearing this, the chrysanthemum burst tight - his legs were involuntarily clamped together!
The little princess is still so young, and she is surrounded by eunuchs or maids of honor. Even in the school, the grand masters absolutely dare not teach the princess 'these adult things'. She doesn't understand, and it is reasonable!
However, do children need to be so curious? Do you have to break the casserole and ask the end
But Rong'er didn't take it seriously, curiosity killed the cat, she was naturally curious, so it's not her fault
She didn't know how embarrassing her childish words made the two men around her. She looked up at Long Yutian, but found that her father's expression was so weird.
She scratched her forehead, her eyes moved to between his legs again, she paused, her eyes suddenly lit up, and regardless of the occasion, she grinned and yelled; "Uncle Gao, get out, father!" Hard—'The secret weapon is about to show its power again!"
As she spoke, she pushed Lao Gao's butt with her little hand, and drove him out of the account: "Hurry up, hurry up, this is a secret between us—if you find out, Father will be angry—"
Lao Gao froze immediately—his legs went limp in fright, and with a bang, he fell to the ground as if he was eating his meat.
As a man, how could he not know what the 'secret weapon—' was
But listening to the little princess, it seems that the emperor has "shown his power—" more than once
For a minister who accidentally found out about the emperor's "embarrassing incident", this is undoubtedly more thrilling than digging his ancestral grave.
In order to prevent Long Yutian from getting angry and killing people again, Lao Gao immediately waved his hands and cleared himself up: "The emperor calms down, Lao Gao, my ears are ringing and my eyes are dazzled, I don't see anything! You continue—continue—"
"Pa—" A teacup was rolled up by Long Yutian and hit General Gao directly. The words in Lao Gao's mouth were so frightened that they immediately stuck in his throat. He looked down at the fragments between his legs and patted Pat the little heart that jumped into the throat.
Damn—the emperor is going to impose a 'castration—' on him!
Just when he was about to clutch his crotch and run out of the tent, Long Yutian finally exploded, and the sound of the lion's roar shook the entire camp: "Gao Heizi, don't let me see you!"
Go on — go on — go on your head! Should I continue to 'show off my power', or should I continue to 'swift a thousand miles? '
This old Gao became more and more disrespectful, and dared to cover his crotch when the emperor was in the most embarrassing time? !
If it weren't for the fact that he is a general under the command of the Fourteenth Uncle and has made great contributions, Long Yutian would have chopped him up long ago, then slapped him up the mountain, and gave it to Rong'er's distant relatives, as a pressure Walled 'Mrs.' again!