Qian Duoduo suppressed Long Yutian's anger, but smiled and looked at the provocative princess: "Princess, Duo'er just married into the royal family, so she doesn't know much about royal etiquette, so I would like to ask you, what is the right thing to do?" Is virtue the beauty, softness the beauty?"
When the princess heard Qian Duoduo's tone, she raised her head with a condescending look: "As a daughter-in-law of the royal family, it is natural to behave in a decent manner, not to show your teeth when you smile, or to show your feet when you walk, and you should be noble when drinking and eating." Elegant."
"Oh! That's it!" Qian Duoduo suddenly realized: "Then please teach me in front of the ministers, what kind of behavior is noble and elegant?"
The eldest princess was absent from the last state banquet due to illness, and this was the first time she dealt with Qian Duoduo directly.
I only heard that the third concubine was stubborn and unruly, but looking at it now, it was nothing more than that, and she was still respectful to herself.
How could she give up such a good opportunity to perform well in front of her father and mother.
From walking the steps of the court to saying hello, the princess spoke and smiled all the way.
After the end, he glanced at Qian Duoduo arrogantly: "Has the third princess learned it?"
"I have learned it, but Duo'er is unclear about something, so I ask the princess to teach me." Qian Duoduo frowned, earnestly like a good baby: "Does the princess open her eyes every day and rest at night, all the time?" Aren't you maintaining your nobility and elegance?"
"Of course!" The princess replied without thinking.
"Duo'er has learned all these, but Duo'er is thinking, when the princess is in the latrine, what kind of noble posture does the princess use to maintain the temperament of your princess? In front of all the ministers, the princess should not Would you mind demonstrating for Duoer?"
Qian Duoduo's words spread word by word in every corner of the palace banquet.
After a few seconds, Qian Duoduo saw that the princess didn't respond, she just wanted to look at a monster, her eyes almost protruded, she didn't know why, so she continued to speak: "Could it be that the princess is also so entangled when she usually goes to the toilet?" Standing with your head up, your chest out, your stomach in, and your buttocks up? But this posture doesn’t seem right. Seeing how wide your eyes are, I know you must be constipated a lot!”
The ministers present couldn't hear this kind of undisguised sarcasm and scolding, but seeing Qian Duoduo's expression like a harmless curious baby, the combination was so peculiar, they couldn't help but laugh.
The eldest princess originally wanted to ridicule Qian Duoduo's lack of etiquette, but unexpectedly she was fooled into it easily and became everyone's laughing stock.
In an instant, his face changed, and he was ashamed and angry: "Third Princess, you are simply vulgar!"
"Vulgar?" Qian Duoduo was very hurt, and looked at the princess with innocent eyes: "The princess thinks going to the latrine is a vulgar thing? People eat whole grains, and they will solve their own inconvenience once or twice a day. This has become a daily compulsory course for a person from birth to death, Duo'er is really surprised when you say that!"
After a pause, she looked at the sky speechlessly, and asked with a sympathetic sigh: "According to what the Great Princess means, is it because you never go to the latrine? Or is it that your solution is different from others, and you solve it with your mouth?"
"you!"
How could the princess not be able to hear that Qian Duoduo was scolding herself around the corner, but as soon as she opened her mouth, Qian Duoduo immediately stretched out her small hand to cover her nose, and jumped one meter away from the princess.
Frowning in distaste: "Princess, you have bad breath!"