After breakfast, Qin Ge took Feifei back to the house to play puzzles. It was rare that he didn't ask Wu Tong to join him. While Wu Tong was puzzled, he didn't take the initiative to participate. He just glanced at the door and saw the two father and son Sure enough, they were very devoted, so they went back to the workshop, intending to finish what was interrupted by the man yesterday.
Until the sewing machine in the workshop rang again, Qin Ge dropped the jigsaw puzzle in his hand when he heard the sound, picked up the IPAD he had prepared long ago and started to browse the webpage.
Feifei looked at his father suspiciously.
"Play by yourself." Qin Ge patted Feifei on the head.
Feifei obediently lowered his head and continued to puzzle, thinking in his heart, if you don't help me, I will work faster.
Unlike modern young people, Qin Ge seldom surfs the Internet. Apart from occasionally watching the news, he even bought an IPAD to find cartoons for Feifei.
So Young Master Qin, who was not very proficient, took a lot of effort to figure out how to post on the forum. He registered an account named "Sick Husband" and posted his first post in his life.
Landlord: Yesterday, our family of three fought Landlords at home, and after the end, the family of three went shopping again. We had a very pleasant time. But in the middle of the night, my wife suddenly became upset, and asked me if I liked her or my daughter-in-law. Isn't my daughter-in-law just her? What's the difference? May I ask why my wife is suddenly upset, and what should I do in this situation.
Of course, before the daughter-in-law asked whether she liked her or her body, Qin Ge absolutely couldn't write it up. His own rascal wife could, but the Internet couldn't.
After Qin Ge finished posting the post, he stared at the webpage and swiped it every five minutes, but no one replied for a long time. After waiting for half an hour, Young Master Qin couldn't calm down. He couldn't ask his wife about such things, so the younger brother was left.
So General Manager Qin, who was basking in the sun at home, received another call from his brother.
"Brother."
"Qin Huai, have you posted on the forum?" Qin Ge asked.
General Manager Qin, who was directly asked the question, was stunned for two seconds and carefully confirmed: "Brother, have you posted on the Internet?"
"Yes, didn't you mean that people all over the world are online? Why hasn't anyone replied to me for half an hour." Young Master Qin said depressedly.
"Well, can I ask, what type of forum is it?"
"An emotional forum."
"Emotion?" Qin Huai turned his head, "Did you have a problem with your sister-in-law?"
"Your sister-in-law suddenly felt bad last night, and I didn't know what to do. Just this morning when I went out to buy breakfast, a brother suggested that I look for answers online. Isn't that why I posted here?" Qin Ge said impatiently , "Why do you ask so many questions, how can I get people to reply to my posts quickly."
"Well, let me ask for you." General Manager Qin put the phone aside, went back to the house and used the landline to dial Lin Tezhu.
On the big weekend, it was rare for Lin Tezhu to sleep late, and was woken up by the boss after a phone call. He coughed several times before his voice sounded like he had just woken up: "Boss Qin."
"Do you know how to get people to reply quickly when posting on the forum?" General Manager Qin asked.
"What?" Lin Tezhu, who was waiting in full force, was dumbfounded. Just now President Qin asked me what? Could it be that yesterday's plan was done too late, and auditory hallucinations occurred today
"You won't?" General Manager Qin couldn't help lowering his voice a little.
"Yes, yes, yes." Mr. Qin asked whether he would or not, "Can I ask what type of forum it is?"
"Emotional Forum."
"What?" Assistant Lin couldn't believe what he heard.
"You do not understand?"
"Understand, understand." Lin Tezhu quickly adjusted his mentality, tried to recall his college years, and finally said, "Generally, there will be special forum coins in the forum, and you can use the forum coins to offer rewards when you ask questions. In this way, people who reply will A little more. Or enable some functions, pin the post to the top, in short, it’s not a big problem to charge more money.”
"Understood, you can go to sleep." General manager Qin hung up the phone, turned around and repeated the content to his elder brother, the young master Qin over there was cooler than him, and he flirted without saying a word after listening Telephone.
Holding the hung up phone, Qin Huai suddenly realized the fact that the eldest brother seemed to care more about his sister-in-law than they imagined.
Eldest Young Master Qin has nothing but illness, that is money, so after activating various functions, he hung his post on the top of the homepage with a huge amount of forum currency.
Sure enough, if there is investment, there will be returns. In just ten minutes, many comments were added in an instant.
1L: Oh my god, where did this local tyrant come from
Young Master Qin replied in seconds: Please don't discuss things that are not related to the topic.
3L: Dude, I just watched it, your wife is suddenly unhappy in the middle of the night, is it because you are not good at technology, hahahaha...
Young Master Qin narrowed his eyes and directly complained about the ID.
10L: Women love to ask this kind of question, I have answered it with experience, no matter what she asks, you have to answer that you like her, this is a universal answer, although we still broke up in the end...
Young Master Qin replied in seconds: Those who broke up, don't come out and give opinions casually, the facts have proved that it is useless.
16L: Dude, women like men to kiss them forcefully these days, you go up and hold down and kiss them, do it a few more times, make sure they don't even know why they are angry.
17L: You idiot upstairs, we girls only like strong kisses from handsome guys, if you don’t look good enough, don’t use this trick indiscriminately, it will castrate you every minute.
The following 20 floors are all female netizens +1
Qin Dashao thought for a moment and replied: But I just finished kissing before my wife got angry.
A series of ellipsis appears.
60L: Nima, I’m the third floor host, did you complain to me just now, there are many scandals, your wife divorced you every minute...
First Young Master Qin narrowed his eyes and complained again. The Internet is really troublesome. If I hit you in front of people, you can't take care of yourself.
70L: Sir, kissing requires skill. Before kissing, first give an ambiguous look, and then kiss. The first kiss is gentler. It doesn’t take too long, and then gently separate. Find a provocative word to praise the other party, for example, are you really good? Sweet or something, and then the second kiss pressed up and kissed until he died.
76L: It is best to cooperate with various dongs. Personally, I think it is best to have a bed dong by the way.
First Young Master Qin hesitated for a moment and replied: I'll try it, and I'll give you a reward if it works.
A hundred posts appeared below the forum in an instant...
Wu Tong, who was hemming, looked at the man who suddenly appeared beside him and said, "Feifei's shirt is almost ready, and you have to wait a few days for yours. I don't have enough fabric here."
Qin Ge didn't answer Wu Tong, but directly pulled him up against the wall and made a wall-dong movement, then looked at Wu Tong with what he thought was ambiguous, but actually deep eyes for a moment, then bowed his head and kissed.
Nima, the feeling of kissing my wife is so good, what should I do if I don't want to part, let's finish the kiss first.
Panting, Wu Tong pushed the man away and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Daughter-in-law, you're so sweet." After finishing speaking, First Young Master Qin gnawed down again, um, this time he had to die before breaking up.
So when Wu Tong was about to lose his breath, he could only beat and beat, and finally bit down to make the man back away: "Why are you crazy in broad daylight."
Young Master Qin saw his daughter-in-law's angry face, why did she become even more angry after the kiss, and went back to the room with a dark face to continue browsing the webpage.
Landlord: It doesn’t work at all, and the daughter-in-law is even more angry.
180L: Damn it, the landlord, your wife is not right by your side.
Landlord: Next door.
188L: Landlord, hand in your salary card.
Landlord: Handed over.
200L: Empty the Taobao shopping cart.
Landlord: It will take several days to send it back, which is too slow.
219L: The landlord takes the initiative to do housework.
Landlord: My daughter-in-law never does housework.
230L: Take her on a trip.
Landlord: I just came back from a month-long trip abroad.
256L: Landlord, you can ask her directly, why are you angry with me for no reason, and then said in a heartbroken tone when the other party was puzzled, "If I didn't see you as beautiful, gentle, kind, cute, I would have broken up with you a long time ago Already!"
260L: Although the method is simple, you can try it.
Host: I'll try it.
In the studio, Wu Tong, who had finally regained his breath, was cutting cloth with scissors. When he turned around, he found that the man was standing quietly behind him again. He covered his startled heart and asked, "What on earth do you have?" thing."
"Why are you angry with me?" Qin Ge asked sullenly.
"I… "
"If I hadn't seen you as beautiful, gentle, kind, and cute, I would have broken up with you a long time ago!" Qin Ge used an expression that he thought he was heartbroken.
"Did you take the wrong medicine?" Wu Tong asked.
Qin Ge was defeated and replied online: My daughter-in-law asked me if I had taken the wrong medicine.
So a bunch of hahaha appeared.
321L: Sick husband, you are sick, who still likes you, the landlord is an idiot, if you have the ability to complain, I will register again.
Qin Ge complained resolutely.
330L: Landlord, is there anything you two did together that made your wife happy
Original poster: We skydive, dive, travel together, and at home, she likes to sit on my back when I do push-ups.
336L: Let me tell you, the poster must be in good shape, do you have eight-pack abs
338L: What about the mermaid line
Landlord: Both, um, my daughter-in-law also likes to touch my chest muscles.
356L: Ah, what are you waiting for with such a good figure, just take it off and let the wife touch it.
358L: No, no, you have to tear it apart in front of your wife to be wild and sexy...
Host: I'll try it.
Below is another pile...
It was the third time Wu Tong saw First Young Master Qin who suddenly appeared, and asked calmly, "What do you want again?"
First Young Master Qin waited for Wu Tong's gaze to fall on him, then tore open his T-shirt with both hands, revealing his bronzed skin, and finally grabbed his daughter-in-law's hand and pressed it on her chest muscles under her surprised gaze, saying domineeringly: "Touch it for you, don't be angry."
"You...you..." Wu Tong broke free and said angrily, "Who wants to touch your chest muscles."
Landlord: Still useless.
501L: Don't be discouraged, the landlord, there is another trick, women are foodies, take her to eat delicious food.
502L: That's right, it's better to have a candlelight dinner, something more romantic.
Landlord: Where is more suitable
520L: Does the landlord have a price limit
Landlord: As long as the wife is happy, how much money is not a problem.
530L: I really want to marry the landlord.
531L: I really want to marry the landlord +1
560L: The landlord is rich, has a good figure, and loves his wife. Ah, I really want to marry.
Landlord: I have a wife.
580: I want to marry more...
Then both men and women below started shouting to marry the landlord, and Young Master Qin was so depressed that he was about to warn them not to go wrong, when Wu Tong suddenly appeared behind him and asked in a faint voice: "What are you doing?"
The former Special Forces First Young Master Qin who was concentrating on replying did not notice his wife's appearance, and his hand holding the IPAD became stiff immediately.
Wu Tong stretched out his hand for the IPAD, looked at hundreds of floors of the building, flipped through pages of the Internet, and finally found the reason for the man's series of convulsions just now.
In the middle of the night yesterday, Wu Tong was a little depressed, so he couldn't help asking such a question. He thought that the man didn't pay attention to it, but he didn't expect that this person would even go online to build hundreds of floors just for this matter. building.
Wu Tong found it funny, but at the same time warmed his heart. It turns out that you also care about me.
"Daughter-in-law." Young Master Qin called out cautiously.
"Aren't you going to take me to a big meal?" Wu Tong raised the IPAD in his hand.
"Okay, okay, where to eat?" It turned out that this trick really worked, Young Master Qin said excitedly.
Wu Tong thought of the sentence that the man replied in the forum, "My wife doesn't do housework in the first place. After thinking about it for a while, I realized that I really haven't done anything in this period of time, but the house looks very clean. Could it be...
"Let's go shopping for vegetables, and we'll cook it ourselves at night." Wu Tong thought for a while and said.
"Okay, okay." First Young Master Qin lifted Feifei, who had already put together a half of the puzzle, and threw the pieces of the puzzle in his hand back to the ground, saying, "Let's go."
Feifei looked at the jigsaw puzzles on the ground with a depressed expression on his face.
On the way there, Wu Tong asked, "I see a bunch of people down there shouting to marry you. You're quite charming."
Young Master Qin immediately stated: "I only want you to be my wife."
Wu Tong raised the corner of his mouth: "I'm really enlightened today."
Young Master Qin drove the car cheerfully, and told him intuitively that his wife was no longer angry. Although he still didn't know why she was angry, he could continue to use the forum next time.
Wu Tong thought, maybe it's because he was too close to Qin Ge from the very beginning, so he never knew that in the eyes of others, a man is also a sought-after good husband.
In places that I didn't discover, I actually did a lot for myself.
"What do you like to eat?" Wu Tong asked.
"Braised pork."
"I'll do it for you later."