Huang Hai took a taxi to Lu Lu's villa, and as soon as he entered the door, he was carried by his collar to the sofa.
Lu Lu held him down and stared at him condescendingly: "Tell me, it hurts or itches?"
Huang Hai looked remorseful: "Lu Baoer, I was wrong, did he hit you or scold you?"
nothing.
I was hugged, unbuttoned, and confessed, but I didn't talk about these Lulu.
"He got in a hurry with me and said I lied to him. When I got scared, I almost took the bottom of the pancake cart out."
"Fuck," Huang Hai looked up at him, putting his arms around his waist flatteringly, "I also made him angry, so I didn't mind shutting up."
Lu Lu waved his hand away, and sat on his lap fiercely: "From now on, don't talk about such boring things. If it really comes true, we're all buddies. What if we get stuck?"
"Become me and your best buddy, let him come to the pier with good cigarettes and wine!"
Lu Lu glanced at him, and smiled slightly.
"Hey, let me tell you," Huang Hai winked at him sullenly, "I've said everything like that, and he didn't say anything... to check your body or something?"
"Fuck you," Lu Lu blushed a little, "You have a bad memory, and you have a mole under your left nipple!"
"No?" Huang Hai frowned, trying to take off his pajamas, "When we were swimming..."
"Where are you touching?" Lu Lu pushed him, "It's the right side!"
"Right?" Huang Hai's eyes widened, "Fuck, then he must think I'm bragging?"
As he said that, he stretched out his arms to get a pen from the coffee table. Lu Lu saw him pull the cap off the pen, and had a bad feeling: "What are you doing?"
"I will draw a mole for you on the left side," Huang Hai said seriously, "Don't forget to let him see it tomorrow."
"Draw your mother with a big head!" Lu Lu got off his lap, rolled up his arms and sleeves, "I don't think I'll beat you up, you're fucking going to heaven!"
Huang Hai was afraid of him, so he turned down the sofa and pointed his pen at him: "For you, I have had pornographic photos taken, why don't you ask me to draw a mole?"
Lu Lu was stunned: "Pornographic photos?"
Huang Hai told about the big-breasted brother, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and showed him the photo album: "I let him get a villa, and he played with it, and it's only one-third of it."
Lu Lu looked at the photos, there were fifty or sixty of them, all of them were naked, although no faces were taken, but the abdominal muscles and collarbone could be seen as the Yellow Sea.
"On the road?" He looked serious.
"Well," Huang Hai said with a look of sadness for his friend's sake, "he insisted on patting me, chasing after my butt for a long time, if it wasn't for protecting you, I wouldn't agree."
"Haizi," Lu Lu looked at those photos repeatedly, no matter how you look at it, it's not pornographic, in addition to the full sense of art, there is also a clear love, "This guy...may be interested in you."
"Huh?" Huang Hai was dumbfounded.
"Aside from taking pictures, what else do you do?"
"No, I didn't do anything..." Huang Hai was a little confused, "I just called and chatted on WeChat, had a meal together, and sometimes watched a movie..." As he spoke, he was startled, "Why the fuck is it a bit like... fuck someone ?”
Lu Lu was speechless: "Who are you asking?"
"Fuck, it's not because you are with Yin Liangni every day, I'm so idle, that's why..."
"How many times have you watched the movie?"
"It's just... five, six, seven, eighty, ninety times..."
Lu Lu sighed: "It's time to go to the hotel."
"No, no, no," Huang Hai was really scared, "You, are you sure that he is... that one?"
"Anyway, you can't do it anyway." Lu Lu returned the phone to him, "On the road, I still have your photo in my hand. If it really doesn't work, just sleep once to keep safe."
With a plop, Huang Hai heard the sound of himself falling to his knees.