The two walked back to the classroom arm in arm. The music on the radio stopped at this time. Ren Yi sighed, "This is fate. You said that the break exercises weren't over yet, so why did she come back?"
Wen Liang said obscenely: "Every woman feels uncomfortable for a few days every month. No matter how strict Hua Xi Que is, can he not allow girls to entertain their periods?"
Ren Yi held his elbow with his left hand and his chin with his right hand, thinking: "Doesn't that mean that we saw red on the first day we met?"
Wen Liang opened his mouth silently, and after a while he clasped his hands and said, "Brother Ren, the title of 'The Saint of No. 1 Middle School' really belongs to you. I, your brother, am willing to admit defeat!"
"Admit it, I admit it!"
Ren Yi imitated Wen Liang and cupped his hands. His smug expression was as annoying as ever. However, Wen Liang had a sharp eye and could keenly detect that underneath his sly smile, he was not as carefree and indifferent as usual.
Wen Liang put some effort into his feet and sat down on the table. He asked, "You're not really in love with me, are you?"
Ren Yi put his hands into his thick hair and scratched it hard, saying in distress: "Brother Wen, what does it mean to like someone?"
"Like means..." Wen Liang hesitated to speak, and when the words came to his lips, he suddenly realized that in this life, the number of women around him has exceeded three times that of his previous life, but even he himself may not know what true love is!
If you really fall in love with someone, shouldn't you give your whole body, mind and emotions to him/her? Shouldn't you only have the other person's shadow and face in your eyes and heart? Shouldn't you live only for him/her and die only for him/her, without room for the existence of a second woman
"What is it?" Ren Yi was looking forward to it. Whether in study or life, Wen Liang had never let him down.
"Like... maybe after a thousand or ten thousand years, her face will still appear in your mind from time to time, and you will miss her smile..."
Ren Yi seemed to understand, but not quite. He thought about it for a long time, then suddenly slammed the table and said, "Ten thousand years is too long. I can't wait, and I don't have the courage to wait. Right now, I want to chase her, and I must catch her!"
Wen Liang looked at Ren Yi who became full of vigor and vitality in an instant, and couldn't help but envy his innocence and happiness. Returning to this life, even though he was still young, his heart was old. He would no longer have the impulse to fall in love with someone, nor would he have the madness to let go of everything to pursue someone. Looking at Ren Yi was like seeing his former self, the only difference was that Ren Yi was less cowardly and more shameless at this time, and shameless people, once they become stubborn, will be terribly stubborn!
"Okay, you have guts, I support you!"
Wen Liang and Ren Yi clashed their palms together. Neither of them had expected that the beginning of this day, which seemed like a prank, would actually mark the beginning of Ren Yi's ten-year bitter love.
During the fourth period in the afternoon, Ye Yuting came to the classroom again to make a general mobilization before the war. There were still three days before the final exam. The pressure on both teachers and students was very high. Wen Liang was calm and composed. He did not plan to cheat again this time. Anyway, he had a good relationship with Ye Yuting and Hua Xique, so there was no need to rely on grades as an excuse to skip classes.
It didn't matter that he relaxed, he immediately formed a sharp contrast with the serious and high-spirited classmates around him. Ye Yuting glanced at him and emphasized Wen Liang's name, hoping that he could continue to maintain the good results of the last time, add glory to Class 3, and set an example for his classmates. Finally, she asked Wen Liang to speak on the podium as a representative, tell the classmates about the review methods in the sprint stage, talk about the goals, and express his determination.
Wen Liang stood on the podium, smelling the fragrance coming from Ye Yuting next to him. He didn't need to look in the mirror to know that his expression was very awkward. Everyone in Class 3 knew that he was the most absent, the most late, and the most asleep in class. What qualifications did he have to speak as a representative? Even if he spoke, who would listen? Even if someone listened, would anyone dare to learn
If it weren't for Ye Yuting's beautiful and delicate face, Wen Liang really wanted to just say one sentence: I bought a watch last year!
"Well, actually, everyone knows that when it comes to exams, you have to consider the right time, right place, and right people. Someone may ask, isn't it just an exam? It's not the Five Hegemons of the Spring and Autumn Period or the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period. What's the point of talking about the right time, right place, and right people? Wen Liang, you are not tall, but you are boasting so much!"
Everyone in the audience laughed, and Ye Yuting also smiled, not stopping Wen Liang from talking nonsense. In her opinion, Wen Liang was very sensible in his conduct and would not say anything out of line in class to embarrass her as the head teacher, so she deliberately let him go on stage, maybe the dead tree would sprout green buds, and it could really be used.
"I never brag. Why? Because I love cleanliness too much! Hey, don't laugh. In the entire Class 3, let alone the boys, even the girls are almost not cleaner than me!"
The boys booed, but given Wen Liang's bad reputation, no one dared to protest openly. But the girls were not so polite.
"Bah, isn't this just bragging?"
Wen Liang looked at the girl who was talking and said with a smile: "Classmate Liu Yiyi, even though you look as pretty as Ren Yingying, you are still not as clean as me. I use sulfuric acid to disinfect my hair. Don't join in the fun if you use Rejoice!"
Liu Yiyi blushed, and the boys around her took the opportunity to start making a fuss and calling her "Ren Yingying". She was so embarrassed that she didn't even dare to raise her head.
"Wen Liang, you wash your hair once every three days, and you still dare to compare cleanliness with us girls?"
"Classmate Anjing has good eyesight. Actually, I have noticed it a long time ago. The girls in our class three are all very clean. But if we ask who is the cleanest, it must be classmate Anjing. So, where is the health committee member Li Bao?" Li Bao raised his hand to show that he was there. "Classmate Li Bao, last time did you see a mosquito land on classmate Anjing's desk, and then it slipped and fell? I heard that even the corner of its eye was broken. Did you put a Band-Aid on it?"
There was another round of laughter from the audience. Li Bao had always had a crush on An Jing, and everyone in Class 3 knew it. He was practically kneeling down to thank Wen Liang, nodding his head like a kowtow bug, and said, "That's right, that's right. When the mosquito flew away, it was still mumbling that it had lived for thirty years and this was the first time it had encountered a table that was slipperier than a mirror."
An Jing glanced at Li Bao, spat lightly and said, "Nonsense!" Then she was too lazy to attack Wen Liang anymore.
Wen Liang was just about to continue his speech when Chen Xiaozhen, who had been very honest recently, said with a smile: "Student Wen Liang, you haven't answered An Jing's question yet. How dare you, a person who washes his hair once every three days, boast that you are cleaner than all of us girls?"
Chen Xiaozhen obviously had no ill intentions and was mostly joking, but Wen Liang still felt it was strange. No matter how narrow-minded he was, he would not bear a grudge against the small conflict between him and the little girl. He smiled and said, "Although I wash my hair once every three days, I wash it for three days at a time. Can you compare with me, classmate Chen?"
Seeing that there were other girls eager to try, Wen Liang's scalp tightened, and he winked at Ren Yi. Ren Yi understood what she meant and raised his hand and said, "You're going too far. You haven't said what bragging has to do with being clean."
Wen Liang secretly praised Ren Yi for being sensible and said, "This classmate has grasped the key point. What do you think? If you want to brag, you can only do it from two places, one is the mouth and the other is the buttocks. I am a person with mysophobia, would I do such a thing?"
From then on, "boasting" was given a new meaning by Wenliang, and it became a long-lasting proprietary term of Qingyi Middle School. It developed into two branches, "front blowing" and "back blowing", and was applied in many places.
This shameless remark immediately set the classroom ablaze. The girls covered their mouths and smiled, and the boys slapped their desks and pounded their thighs. Although Ye Yuting couldn't help but burst out laughing, her duty as a teacher made her kick Wen Liang quietly from behind the desk.
Uncle Wen felt so wronged. You were obviously happy but you still hit people. You definitely weren't an English major in college. You clearly studied construction engineering, majoring in demolition. You are so skilled in crossing a river and then demolishing a bridge.
"Okay, let's get back to the point. Before every exam, Teacher Ye always reminds everyone to wear more clothes, take care of their health, and not catch a cold, etc. This is the right time. After getting the exam number, everyone goes to see the exam room and familiarize themselves with the venue. This is the right place. As for the right people, hey, since Teacher Ye is here, I won't say more. You all know it!"
Everyone almost burst out laughing. If they cheated, they cheated. And they still wanted to be in harmony with the class. Could they be more shameless? Seeing that Ye Yuting looked very unfriendly, Wen Liang pressed his hands down. When the laughter gradually died down, he said seriously, "The right time guarantees your condition, and the right place guarantees your mentality. But the final result of the exam is still based on your strength. Only with a good condition and a good mentality, and by exerting your normal strength, can you achieve good results. If we rely on luck, a few days of sprinting, praying to God, or daydreaming, we will always be defeated by Ji Xiaoling and Cheng Haijun, and we will never be able to bring honor to Class 3. Therefore, not for our parents, not for our teachers, and not even for yourself, just to give it a try, to try to catch up with those two people who are always far ahead, to see if we can catch up with them in the three years of high school, if we can see their backs, and if we can write this sentence on the title page of our graduation album when we graduate: High school, I came, I left, I worked hard, and I have no regrets!"
There was no more laughter or noise from the audience. Instead, after a moment of silence, there was unprecedented warm applause. Wen Liang himself had never expected that his casual speech just to deal with Ye Yuting would change some people's lives.
The applause lasted for three minutes. When Wen Liang was about to leave the stage, Ren Yi stood up with his hands raised high and asked, "Mr. Wen, you forgot to mention harmony just now. If the right time guarantees the state and the right place guarantees the mentality, then what can harmony guarantee?"
Wen Liang smiled and said, "Thank you Ren Yi for the good question! Let me put it this way, if you want to rely on others to get into Tsinghua University or Peking University, I can only guarantee that you will become a pervert!"
The laughter went up to the sky, perfect!
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