Ren Yi was not even in the mood to eat, so he had no energy to argue with him. He lay on the table and sighed deeply, his eyes were empty and unfocused. The sadness of the literary youth could arouse some maternal love and pity unique to women. Unfortunately, in front of Wen Liang and Liu Zhihe, no matter how awesome Chopin was, he could not play the emotions they understood. Liu Zhihe burst out laughing and said, "It's just a girl. If it doesn't work, let's change it!"
Wen Liang picked up the chopsticks and knocked on the rim of Liu Zhihe's bowl, staring at him and saying, "Be serious!" Then he turned around and said in a tone full of disbelief, "Brother Ren, are you serious?"
To be honest, Wen Liang had always been participating in Ren Yi's momentary hormonal impulse with a joking attitude, especially since Song Wan was chosen this time through a method that had no scientific basis, such as drawing lots. If he took it seriously, it would mean that his IQ would drop faster than a woman taking off her clothes.
"Why… "
Ren Yi lay there motionless like a dead pig, and sighed again, his voice full of vicissitudes. Wen Liang and Liu Zhihe looked at each other, and Liu Zhihe shook his head and said, "It's over, I guess there's no hope..."
He was also curious, so he touched Ren Yi's head and said, "What do you like about her? We haven't talked much, and I don't know her personality or hobbies. She's not particularly beautiful, and what's her ambition? She's going to Tsinghua or Peking University! She's not at the same level as you, there are many better flowers in the world, why do you have to love only one flower?"
Wen Liang smiled and said, "Not bad, Zhihe, you can speak fluently now, right?"
Liu Zhihe chuckled, narrowed his eyes, and said, "That's right. Although my brother may not be very talented in writing, he has a solid foundation. With your level, I can catch up with you in the time it takes to go to the toilet."
"Hey..." Ren Yi finally reacted. He put his hands on his chin. His eyes, which could almost be regarded as the synonym of vulgarity, were suddenly filled with soft light. He whispered, "I don't know either. Anyway, when I saw her for the first time that day, my heart was pounding violently, and my head felt like it had been punched dozens of times by Brother Liu..."
Liu Zhihe said angrily: "Don't accuse me. If my Yang Yang hears me, he will think I am violent."
The first battle you fought in pursuit of Yang Yang was a group fight with the 19th Middle School, right? Wen Liang used a sharp and inviolable look to make Liu Zhihe lower his head in shame. Ren Yi continued: "... After that, I tried so many ways, such as encountering her by chance, chatting her up, writing love letters, helping her get food, and even the ultimate killer move of being a hero saving the beauty, but she became less and less interested in me. She used to smile occasionally, but now she almost turns around and walks away when she sees me... But for some reason, the more this happens, the more I can't forget her. Maybe this is what true love means..."
"This is not called love, this is called being a slut... Okay, I'll shut up, shut up!"
Wen Liang kicked Liu Zhihe under the table, nodded to Ren Yi, and encouraged him, "Come on!"
Ren Yi said in distress: "Boss, don't just cheer for him, you have to come up with some ideas!"
“Well, I don’t have much experience…”
Two big middle fingers are raised across from you, and the three most beautiful flowers in Qingyi are all surrounding your pomegranate pants. Can you still say that you are inexperienced
Wen Liang coughed lightly and said, "To put it bluntly, the secret to chasing girls is just these three tricks: 'bold, careful, and thick-skinned'. Most people fail because they either don't have the courage to confess, or they are not considerate enough, or they give up immediately after being rejected once. But Ren Yi, you keep fighting despite failures, and you are willing to humble yourself and save your face. Logically speaking, you are definitely a top-notch talent in the world of chasing girls..."
"But what?" Having followed Wen Liang for so long, Ren Yi still understood the twists and turns, so he looked particularly serious. He also wanted to know which link went wrong that led to the current stalemate.
"But chasing girls is not like doing math problems. You can't always find the right answer by following a fixed format and routine. Women's hearts are like needles in the sea. If you want to maintain your success rate in picking up girls, you have to learn to adapt to local conditions and tailor your approach to different people."
This theory was quite impressive, and Ren Yi couldn't wait to ask, "What about Song Wan? What's the right method?"
"I'm not a blind fortune teller. I have to try it step by step."
Ren Yi originally thought that Wen Liang had some killer move that could defeat the enemy, but he was extremely disappointed after hearing this and said, "I've tried a lot..."
"Your method is purely a test of character and luck. It's not targeted or feasible at all." Wen Liang didn't give any face to the pursuit of girls led by Liu Zhihe during this period and said, "First of all, we have to know if Song Wan has someone she likes in her heart, such as childhood sweethearts, seniors or juniors. Remember, this is crucial. Secondly, we need to further understand her interests and hobbies. In addition to writing, what songs she likes to listen to, what movies and literary works she likes to watch, or which star she is obsessed with, what color she likes the most, etc., all information about her should be collected as much as possible. In addition, don't always be stupid and straightforward. If Song Wan hits a wall once, twice, and three times, just let her know your determination. There is no need to knock your head like a Buddha and still go to die. You must know that girls like you to be persistent, but if you can add some skills to your persistence, won't you score more points?"
Liu Zhihe frowned and said, "Boss, your words are too vulgar, aren't they? Ren Yi is just a virgin, how can he bear to hear that?"
Ren Yi was listening with great delight, feeling that every word Wen Liang said hit the nail on the head, it was like an epiphany, his mind was suddenly opened, he was so enlightened that he could die in the evening even if he heard the truth in the morning. He had no idea what had gone wrong yet.
Wen Liang pouted and said, "Do you think everyone is as filthy as you? Let me tell you, if things get really bad, we have Fifth Lady. You have to be careful with Yang Yang. Don't let anything really happen. If Yang Yihang investigates, your dad will be embarrassed."
Liu Zhihe looked at Wen Liang with disdain and said, "My little darling Yang Yang is so pure and innocent. Would she do something as shameless and vulgar as you think about?"
Seeing that the topic was about to shift again, Ren Yi interrupted them and said, "Can we talk about business? Brother Wen, tell me some skills?" "Chasing a girl is actually similar to fighting a war. The so-called skills mean that if you can't break through the frontal battlefield, you can use a roundabout way! She always has friends and circles. With your means, isn't it easy to make friends and get familiar with her with just a few words? Girls are easily influenced. When her friends and besties keep praising you, even a bad situation will become good. So an expert once said that there is only one end of love, but there are thousands of roads leading to the end of love. One road can lead to her front, one road can lead to her hand, and finally there is one road that can lead to her heart..." (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets on Qidian.com. Your support is my greatest motivation.) (To be continued)