"Dongfeng!" Grandma Liu picked up a card, glanced at it, and played it out.
"Touch one, one!" Uncle Zhang put the Dongfeng card in front of him with a smile on his face, and then played a card he didn't want.
"What are you touching? I haven't said a word yet. Damn!" Uncle Zheng, who had sold pork in the vegetable market all his life, spoke loudly as usual. He took the Dongfeng placed in front of Uncle Zhang, and then showed his cards.
As for me, I looked at the three uncles and aunts in front of me with a smile, playing mahjong with them.
"Give me money!" Uncle Zheng waited for us to verify the cards, and then stretched out his hand to ask for "gambling money"!
Sheets of paper money with a denomination of 100 million were placed in front of Uncle Zheng, and he put all the paper money into his pocket with a smile on his face.
"It's time, we should go! Xiaofan, thank you for playing cards with us." Uncle Zheng looked up at the clock, and greeted Grandma Liu and Uncle Zhang beside him. The three stood up and thanked me with smiles. .
"It's all old neighbors, it's just a matter of little effort." Today is the last day of the Ghost Festival, and I am playing cards with three old neighbors who slipped out to relax when the gate of hell is wide open. But now, the time has come, and the game should be over.
"It's gone!" The old guys took out the money they won at the poker table and put it in front of me, nodded at me, turned and walked out the door.
"Xiaofan, find someone to start a family as soon as possible." Liu's grandma cared about me as much as she did when she was alive, and turned her head to tell me before leaving.
Hearing this, I waved at Grandma Liu, signaling that I understood.
My name is Cheng Xiaofan, and my adoptive father is Cheng Zhenyi. I was an abandoned baby. When he picked me up from the outside, I was almost half alive. It was my adoptive father who pulled me back from the gate of hell. The adoptive father opened a funeral shop in the city. What is a funeral shop? It is dedicated to the dead, and sells some wreaths and incense candles. Help people sing a dojo, write some eulogy or something. It is not difficult to feed my unfortunate child.
Although there are many funeral shops, people die every day. As long as someone dies, there will always be some business coming to the adoptive father's shop. Moreover, those who come to the white matter shop will basically not bargain for the small money of three or two yuan. What's more, apart from being the owner of the Baishi shop, he also has another identity, he is a Taoist priest. People who come and go, people who know his details, have a funeral or something at home, and they will come to him to sing at the dojo. Whether it works or not, no one will pursue it, and most people just want peace of mind. After a long time, the funeral shop of my adoptive father has gained some fame in the urban area.
As a child, he raised me as his own son and taught me as a closed disciple. Over the past twenty years, I have acquired his true biography. My adoptive father never got married all his life. In his words, if he was in their line of business, he would end up with five disadvantages and three disadvantages. He didn't want to bring others into trouble.
He is a boss, a Taoist priest, and a psychic at the same time. Is it complicated? The so-called psychic, simply put, is a person who can communicate with those things in the underworld. Everything that has advantages has disadvantages, and there are human beings and ghosts. As a bridge between humans and ghosts, what will be lost is the lifespan of the adoptive father himself. So he died before he was 50, and left this funeral shop for me to settle down.
The five disadvantages and three disadvantages mentioned earlier, the five disadvantages are "widowed, widowed, lonely, lonely, and disabled" and the three disadvantages are "money, life, and power". The adoptive father's five disadvantages accounted for loneliness, and the three defects occupied the power of life. No wonder he said he didn't want to hurt others. And I am an abandoned baby, and I have been lonely since I was born. He is not afraid of harming his family and relatives and friends, he is the most suitable person to inherit his mantle. My life was picked up by him. I have no problem with taking over his mantle.
"Look, that fool is standing alone on the street and waving his hands!" It was almost midnight, and in this city full of feasting and feasting, this time was the time when my peers went to degenerate in groups. In their words, it's called Hippie.
A lower body is wearing a short skirt, and the upper body is only covered with a tube top. The girl hanging shoulder to shoulder with the man next to her pointed at me reeking of alcohol, as excited as if she had discovered a new world. I slowly lowered my raised arms, looked back at them, turned and walked towards the white matter shop.
"Hey, wreath seller, did you see a ghost just now? Tell me, what does a ghost look like?" Seeing that I ignored her, the woman thought that I should take a step back and let others see the world. people. With a few men around him, he rushed over a few steps and asked. It's good to pass the time with long nights of long, heartless sleep.
"What are you hanging around on the street in the middle of the night? Take out your ID cards!" Hearing this familiar voice outside the door, I frowned slightly. The person who came was Liu Jianjun, the head of the Criminal Police Brigade in this world. Maybe it's a disagreement with me, or maybe it's something else. In short, he is a criminal policeman, and he will come to me every now and then to check and find trouble. But today, it seems that he helped me solve a problem smoothly.
"Lieutenant Liu, come to the shop again in the middle of the night to check the work?" Several men and women were quickly bluffed away, I sat in the shop, put the paper money left by Grandma Liu and the others into the brazier and burned it, please Liu Jianjun asked with a smile. The paper money was about to be burned, so Grandma Liu and the others could use it. This is also the reason why several old neighbors left the paper money instead of taking it away with them.
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"Do me a favor, I'll serve you a drink to make amends. No, I'll come to check every day from now on." Liu Jianjun insisted, he was so unique in finding someone to help.
"Tell me!" I smiled dumbly, pointed to the chair in front of me, and motioned him to sit down.
"I don't know. If it's convenient, come with me." Liu Jianjun raised his hand and rubbed his haggard face and said.
"Then let's go!" There is nothing left and right, so it's good to go with him. When we make a good relationship, maybe this guy can save me troubles in the future.
"This is?" We got into Liu Jianjun's police car, and half an hour later we came to a community. I followed him into a building, and after I opened the door, I looked at the old lady in the living room who was eating a whole chicken with a sea bowl and asked.
"My mother!" Liu Jianjun turned around and closed the door, and said softly to me.
"You came to me for this matter, and you are so confident that I can solve your problem?" I asked Liu Jianjun, rubbing my hands and fingers together gently.
There is an extra soul in the old lady's body. At this time, the soul is controlling the old lady's body, and keeps stuffing the chicken in the bowl into her mouth. If it is allowed to continue to torment like this, the old lady will undoubtedly die. How big is a person's stomach? The age of the old lady is at least 60 years old. How many elderly people in their 60s can eat a whole chicken? What's more, before I came, I'm afraid the old lady had already eaten a lot of other things.
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