"Boss, what's wrong with you, boss? Oh, it's shit and pee again. ↑Blue↑↑,...what's wrong with him, this is?" Seeing the guest chatting and laughing, he suddenly lost his mind and was there again Calling for help, but shitting again. Frightened, the ladies looked at each other away from the table and said!
"Why don't we call security guards?" Ladies, have you ever seen such a thing before? After hesitating for a moment, someone suggested.
"Yes, yes, call the security guard!" This proposal was unanimously agreed by everyone. After making up their minds, the young ladies didn't care about leaking out the spring, and ran out the door pushing and shoving.
"Damn it! What did you do to him? Good guy, is he on drugs?" After the security guard came up, he opened the door and smelled the smell of feces and urine permeating the room. Covering his nose and looking again, he turned around and asked the ladies outside the door.
"No, no! It was fine just now, but suddenly I was shouting and shouting! We don't know what's going on!" Several young ladies were afraid to put the responsibility on themselves, and explained there road.
"Here, why don't you send him to the hospital! If you continue to torment, it will be difficult to deal with it if someone dies." A security guard said, holding his nose and retreating. These days, it doesn't matter what line of work you do. No matter what means you use to get rich. There is only one premise, don't cause trouble. If no one is killed, everyone will turn a blind eye and close their eyes, and he will be fine with you. I'm sorry if I lost my life, one level suppresses one level, and no one can lose Hao'er.
"Talk to the boss and see what he means." Someone suggested. They can't decide whether to send them to the hospital or not. The final decision must be made by the boss.
"Send, send to the hospital. Go through the back door and don't let anyone see you!" The boss immediately made a decision after receiving the employee's report. But you can't go through the main entrance. If other guests saw him go out from the villa, there might be some rumors about it.
"Heck!" Sitting on the curb and smoking three cigarettes, Xiaoguai came back. As soon as he saw me, he danced and danced there as if asking for credit. Apparently, he was very successful in scaring the target.
"Go back, I'll send you to reincarnation tomorrow. In your next life, be happy!" I didn't ask the boss about the ending, but just walked along the road holding the little boy's hand.
"This is the morning news. Last night, a suspected overdose of ecstasy pills occurred in an entertainment venue in our city. After the person was sent to the hospital, he violently attacked the medical staff. It has been handed over to the public security organ for further investigation." Turn on the TV, the city Cable TV was broadcasting the morning news.
While rubbing my sore legs, I prepared breakfast for Xiaoguai. I didn’t know I was short of money until I bought a house, I didn’t know I was in poor health until I met someone else’s son, I didn’t know I was in a small office until I met someone else’s son, and I didn’t know taxis were hard to find until I went to the suburbs.
By the time I flagged down a taxi, I had already entered the city with the clay pot. Before this, Xiaoguai and I had already walked on the road in the suburbs for more than an hour.
While Xiaoguai was eating breakfast sweetly, I went upstairs to prepare the incense candles, paper money, guide flags and other items needed to send him to reincarnation. When I came down from upstairs, Xiaoguai was already sitting on the sofa waiting for me in a daze.
"I don't want to go!" Xiaoguai said, pulling my sleeve.
"Silly, don't you want to be reincarnated? You should have your own childhood, you should have a brand new life." I patted Xiaoguai's head and said to him.
After a lot of persuasion, Xiaoguai finally agreed to reincarnate. Then, I moved the dining table at home to the center of the living room, and centered it, I used chairs to form a prototype of gossip around the dining table. Afterwards, he lit the joss sticks and scattered around the house to buy road money.
"Little boy, let's start!" I was wearing a brand new Taoist robe, a scarf on my head, and ten square shoes on my feet. Holding the soul-inducing bell in one hand and the guiding flag in the other, he said to Xiao Guai.
After saying hello to Xiaoguai, I opened the clay pot containing his skull and lightly shook the soul-inducing bell.
"Dingling!" A bell rang, and Xiaoguai's skull moved slightly.
"Tianzun tell Zuo Xuanzhen and all the ghosts to listen to the Five Nian Sutra quietly!" I stood solemnly in the middle of the living room and read aloud. As the voice fell to the ground, the surroundings seemed to be much quieter. Even the birds in the woods outside the house were silent!
"Dingling!" I rang the bell again, and a burst of green energy came out of Xiaoguai's skull, and then wandered around Xiaoguai's side.
"One thought of the Three Jewels is always compassionate, and I wish to be rescued from the pit of fire! All sins and disasters will be dissipated, and lameness and ailments can be arrested!"
"Second thought, see all the people in front of you, and work hard to build a bridge for the long fast. Remember the suffering of the three hells, and burn incense diligently!"
"Three thoughts..."
Every time I sing a chant, Xiaoguai's expression will change. And the blue gas that appeared around him with the chanting also submerged into his body one after another. After singing the last chanting, Xiaoguai's skull turned into dust with a snap.
Looking at Xiaoguai now, he is no longer the kid with goldfish eyes, blue skin, and a head as big as a durian. Instead, there was a beautiful female doll with pigtails, a little yellow skirt, and a pair of white children's shoes.
"Xiaoguai is a girl!" I looked at Xiaoguai whose eyes became clear and clean, and smiled at her.
"Walk around the chair!" Xiaoguai wanted to walk to me, but I refused. I waved my hand to guide Lu Banan and shouted at her. If she comes to me at this time, all previous efforts will be in vain!
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Eight chairs, Xiaoguai quickly finished. I flicked the guide flag, and said to her, "Go to the table!"
The moment Xiaoguai stepped onto the dining table, her body became transparent. A burst of dazzling light rushed out from the table, wrapping her inside! And Xiao Guai, just stared at me fixedly, without blinking her eyes!
"Little boy, it's time to hit the road! In your next life, be happy!" I waved at Xiaoguai, controlling my emotions. Although I have spent less than two days with Xiaoguai, I feel so fond of this very obedient child. In fact, as long as I let her stay, she will definitely stay. But I can't be so selfish, I can't delay Xiaoguai's future for my own likes and dislikes.
"Father!" At the moment Xiaoguai's figure was about to disappear, she suddenly yelled to me! At this moment, I am still smiling. But the next moment, I couldn't stop crying! Little boy, let's go! Before leaving, call me Dad!
"I left in a hurry, and I forgot to ask her to bring the juice!" After a while, I wiped away the tears on my cheeks. Looking down at the juice dish that was prepared for Xiaoguai on the coffee table, he held it in his hand and said.
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