"Your funeral shop is quite famous in the neighborhood, and everyone says that it works so well there. Do you know why I always go to trouble you, because what I hate most is people who take advantage of other people's ignorance to cheat money. I Doing this today is actually going to the doctor in a hurry. The hospital found nothing, but said that my mother’s body is normal. You have also seen it, is this the way a normal person eats?” Liu Jianjun walked over to grab the old man The bowl in the wife's hand was spat on the face by the old lady with a mouthful of chicken soup.
"Dare you always think I'm a liar!" I moved my hands and feet, walked up to the old lady and said with a smile.
"Hey!" The old lady stopped chewing, raised her head and bared her teeth at me.
"Ashes to ashes to ashes, the gate of hell will be closed later. If you don't leave, you won't be able to leave." I pulled Liu Jianjun behind me, looked at the old lady and said slowly.
"Don't go, I haven't eaten enough!" The old lady laughed at me and said in a male voice.
"I'm trying to reason with you now. When I don't want to reason with you, you won't even have a chance to regret it. Go, I'll offer you some incense candles later. Those are more delicious than this." I persuaded the old man The soul in the wife's body.
"Don't go!" After the old lady finished speaking, or the soul in the old lady's body finished speaking, she continued to manipulate the old lady to stuff the chicken legs into her mouth.
"Don't go? I told you not to go, I told you not to go!" Many times, when you reason with people, people will think that you are afraid of them. This is not only true of humans, but also of ghosts. As the saying goes, take a step back and let others have a brighter future. Appropriate physical violence is sometimes a shortcut to solving problems.
So I got rough, and I slapped the old lady's seal with my palm to disperse the black air lingering on it. Then I casually grabbed the soul that gushed out from the old lady's five sense organs, and I beat it in the living room of Liu Jianjun's house. As this soul was slapped out of the old lady's body by me, the old lady also passed out.
"Why are you staring blankly? Call 10 to call an ambulance to take the old lady to the hospital for gastric lavage. Oh, I will recover soon here!" Liu Jianjun on the side said.
"Ah, oh!" Liu Jianjun hurriedly took out his phone and dialed 10.
"Go back, if you don't go back, I'll kill you!" After beating the soul until it was almost transparent, I opened the window and threw it out. The beaten soul was really obedient, and disappeared without a trace.
"Tomorrow night, I'll serve wine in Zuixianlou to make amends." After going to the hospital and undergoing gastric lavage, the old lady finally returned to normal without incident. After tossing until midnight, after placing his old mother in the hospital, Liu Jianjun said to me.
"You are a man of your word. You don't need to make amends. From now on, don't have anything to do. Wear a police uniform and go for a stroll in my shop. Say goodbye!" Seeing that the old lady was fine, I also decided to go back to the shop to sleep. As for drinking or something, I'm not that interested. After waving at Liu Jianjun, I turned and left the hospital.
"Do you want me to pick you up in a police car tomorrow?" Liu Jianjun's voice came from behind him.
"Aren't you ruining my business? Is it the Zuixian Tower? I'm going!" I stopped and shouted angrily at Liu Jianjun who was standing there proudly.
"This is my friend, by the way, what's your name?" On the evening of the second day, I arrived at Zuixianlou as promised. Entering the box, he looked at the policemen sitting in a room. Seeing me coming in, Liu Jianjun got up and introduced to his colleagues.
"My name is Cheng Xiaofan, hello Uncle Policeman, hello Police Sister!" I rolled my eyes at Liu Jianjun, and took the initiative to say hello to those policemen.
"Xiaofan, sit next to me!" Perhaps the sentence "Sister Police" played a role, and a five-seven-year-old policewoman waved to me to express her kindness.
"Sister, don't stare at me like that. Although I'm a first-class citizen, brother, I can't bear to see you like this, can you? Look, I'm sweating!" I ignored Liu Jianjun politely, and walked to the The policewoman dragged a chair beside her and sat down next to her.
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"You didn't do anything wrong, what are you afraid of? Come on, tell my sister quietly, what on earth did you do wrong." As expected of a policeman, I wanted to get something out of my mouth.
"Look at what my sister said, am I the kind of person who does bad things?" I arranged the bowls and chopsticks in front of me neatly, and said there casually.
"Criminals can't tell from their faces. Tell me, what bad things have you done? Did you secretly go to the big health care, or did you do something more outrageous? Don't worry, you tell my sister, Sister, how about you surrender yourself?" The policewoman continued to question me with a smile in her eyes.
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"Come on, Xu Hairong, don't scare people." Seeing that I was stupefied by the policewoman, Liu Jianjun next to me opened his mouth to help me.
"Order a la carte, our criminal police team will not be free for a while. Today is just a chance to let everyone relax." Liu Jianjun put the menu in front of me and said.
"You are my little apple!" Before I could open the menu, Liu Jianjun's phone rang.
"What's the matter!" Liu Jianjun looked at the familiar caller, his face became a little ugly, and he answered the call.
"Come on, don't order food, let's go out and make do with something!" The experienced criminal policemen got up and said after seeing this.
"Xiaofan, I'm really sorry, there's a case in the team. We can't finish the meal today, let's wait another day!" Sure enough, after answering the phone, Liu Jianjun said to me in embarrassment. There is no way not to be embarrassed. If the front foot says to invite someone to dinner, but the back foot withdraws due to something, everyone will be embarrassed if this matter is left alone.
"It's okay, the case is important!" I can understand Liu Jianjun's withdrawal from the bureau, after all, none of the cases involving the criminal police team is easy to worry about. Meals can be eaten at any time, delaying time, maybe the clues to solve the case have disappeared.
"Okay, I'll invite you another day." The case seemed serious, and Liu Jianjun didn't show me much courtesy. After nodding his head and saying this, he greeted his colleagues who had already stood up and walked out of the private room.
"Boss, a bowl of shredded pork noodles!" After walking out of Zuixianlou, I sat down at a roadside stall. After ordering a bowl of noodles, I looked up at the people coming and going on the street. Perhaps because I have dealt too much with ghosts, I feel that I am a little out of place with everything in front of me.
"Hurry up and use the nunchuck, hohohahaha!" After eating the noodles, I strolled along the road. After walking a few steps, the phone in his pocket rang. The Sichuan dialect version of the nunchuck made a girl passing me stare sideways.
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