Part-time Soccer

Chapter 150: Who else would I be?

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Chenlong made such a big fuss, naturally thanks to the existence of Ye Xun, aliens and Messi. The thighs he hugged were really too big. Ye Xun is a master of traditional Chinese medicine, and Alien and Messi are the two top stars in the past ten years and now, so naturally they are out of control. Of course, the push and pull of these two shameless geniuses, Fatty and Sky, was also a factor that could not be ignored. Finally, it was naturally Chen Long himself who had a huge influence.

The far-reaching impact of this incident was revealed during the filming of the film that day.

After Cantona came to the studio, he didn't go to say hello to the director. Instead, after seeing Chen Long, he pulled him aside and whispered into Chen Long's ear. This was the first time that Chenlong was greeted so affectionately by Cantona. Last time, Cantona and he didn't know each other. After a few days, it was Cantona who took the initiative to yell at him. Chenlong thought to himself It's not a dream, right? But what he heard next was a bit dumbfounding.

"I heard that you even cured Marchisio's premature ejaculation. Is this true?" Looking around, he found that no one was approaching. Cantona asked in a low voice, "What else is there?" The image of the king is just an ordinary person suffering from male disease.

"Hmm, aren't you suffering from it too?" Chen Long asked in a low voice as well, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

"My situation is more serious than his, uh... I'm a **..." Cantona hesitated for a moment, then said it, his face flushed.

Haha, no one would have thought that someone as strong as Cantona would have this disease. Chen Long was already laughing in his heart, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "Um, brother, have you gone too far? , otherwise it wouldn’t be the case.”

"Hey, I think you will be like this in a few years. I wonder if it can be cured! It makes me anxious." Cantona was like an impatient child, urging Chenlong.

He must have been holding back too much, otherwise he would be so impatient. The most terrible thing about this man is that he is powerless. Chen Long is quite experienced in this aspect, so he quickly replied, "Yes, yes, but One dose or two doses will definitely not work. It will take one or two months to take effect..."

"Oh, as long as there's something going on, you can do it for me later. The more open the better," Cantona heard Chen Long say there was something going on, and his depressed eyes suddenly became very bright, as if the king was tired of it. He was usually beautiful, but suddenly there was a new, alluring thing, which made him full of expectations...

"Today? So urgent?" Chenlong reacted subconsciously.

"Nonsense, if you have been like this for more than ten years, do you think you want to die? Anyway, I already want to die..." Cantona saw that Chen Long didn't look in a hurry, but he himself Distraught.

Um... ten years, woo hoo, ten years like this, how could I not understand, I am ten years too... But the king seems to be a little worse than me, I am a footballer after all, what the hell is his? The root of life... When Chen Long heard that Cantona had been sick for ten years, he couldn't help but feel sympathy in his heart. He felt sorry for the same person.

"Okay, brother, after you finish filming the movie, come to my house together and grab some medicine. For the first two weeks, you will use slow medicine to recuperate and get used to it..."

"It's okay if it's a bit harsh, it's best to do it as quickly as possible." Cantona urged Chenlong without hesitation. It was obvious that he wanted to recover faster and regain the man's true prestige.

It is said that Cantona was a famous playboy when he was a player. After retiring, he changed his previous image and became very calm and quiet. It turns out that's the reason, but is he really not afraid of death? He even wants to catalyze sex...

Chen Long smiled bitterly and shook his head, "No, if you don't want problems there, you have to follow my lead. I guarantee that in two months, your place will be full of life."

... .. Cantona, who had been eager to pay attention, finally had no choice but to give in to Chen Long.

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Today is not the day when the film starts filming for the first time, but a promotional video is made for the film. Cantona will star in the film, and then Chen Long will appear as another important figure to challenge Cantona. Watch the film The point lies in the contrast between the king and the temporary workers.

The story tells that King Cantona came to the Juventus training ground wearing a black Armani suit. When he saw the Juventus players training on the field, his feet suddenly felt itchy, so he took off his suit and entered the field to fight with the players. story, and just after Cantona toyed with the entire Italian defense and humiliated Buffon, Chen Long and Santiago on the bench came out to give Cantona a fierce counterattack...

That's how the story goes, and that's how it plays out. In the lineup that appeared that day, many Juventus players came to work as extras, and they were all serving Cantona and Chenlong. It was a rare occasion that all the stars in the movie also happily wore Juventus uniforms to cooperate.

Chen Long, who was sitting on the bench and saw the lively Cantona on the field, felt like he was seeing the king from the Manchester United era. Although he was fatter and older, he was so domineering. , there is still an aura of giving up to others.

Cantona did not wear a football uniform, but wore trousers and a white shirt. There was a big black 7 printed on the back of the white shirt. I don't know who had some new invention. He also had a pair of leather shoes under his feet.

But even this Cantona, in the strong defensive Juventus crowd, is still like a thousand flowers, not touching him at all, his feet are deft and flexible, his body is wild and domineering, and he dribbles the ball very quickly , broke out of the siege, and finally faced Buffon, he picked up the ball and fired a sideways volley. Buffon was beyond his reach and sighed as he watched the ball...

Of course, everyone can guess the result. Cantona habitually raised his collar, showing his domineering attitude. Only this time it's not a jersey collar, but a shirt collar...

This man on the field is a coward off the field, Chen Long laughed and cursed in his heart, this Cantona is simply in heaven and earth in terms of football and women... .

It's a joke, but he didn't forget to let Xing Lei copy it. For a long time, Xing Lei didn't help Chen Long copy the ball skills. When he saw Cantona this time, he had to give it a good ear.

Momentum, Cantona's momentum, no one else's momentum, is his real skills, Xing Lei is conveying his thoughts. Chenlong's brain continued to receive copied information from Xinglei...

After Cantona finished his performance, the copying just ended, and it happened to be Chen Long and Santiago's turn...

It was a bit different, with murderous intent. Buffon looked at Chen Long on the field from a distance, and suddenly had such an idea in his mind.

This time it was Cantona's turn to side with Buffon.

Chenlong quickly took the ball, and the first thing he had to do was face Cantona. Cantona, with a solemn expression on his face, stood in the middle of the court, watching Chen Long dribbling the ball aggressively. When the two sides were less than five meters away, Cantona moved, sprinted at top speed, and then instantly slid towards the tackle. Chen Long caught the ball at Chen Long's feet. Chen Long kept staring ahead. The moment Cantona slid down, he suddenly knocked the ball back with the heel of his right foot, and then tapped the bottom of the ball with his left foot back and to the right. He flew up obediently, and then took a step forward with his left foot. At the same time, his right foot reached the bottom of the ball and kicked it hard towards the back of the ball. Just like that, the ball flew over Chen Long's head and headed towards Leap high in front of him, also leaping over Cantona... ..

When the ball flew over Chen Long's head, Chen Long had already dodged Cantona's sliding tackle from the left and chased the ball straight...

Nani? ! This kid actually has such powerful and perverted skills? ! Cantona was on the ground, stunned by Chen Long's performance. This seemed to be different from what was written in the script. The script clearly stated that Chen Long passed him with the ball from the front, but it did not say that it was with his heel. Knocking the ball, and then leaping over the heads of two people from back to front, such a perverted and exaggerated action, right? Apparently Cantona was fooled by the drama just now.

It was not only him who was fooled, but also everyone else present, so Chenlong rushed left and right like a wooden stake, quickly breaking through the siege, and finally passed the ball to the opponent who had already run away. Santiago on the sideline only needs to stop the ball and pass a high-quality cross to the goal to complete his starring mission.

When Chen Long rushed to the penalty area, Santiago had already kicked the ball over. The ball was sliding rapidly in the high air and was about to reach the top of the penalty area.

Chenlong looked at the ball, adjusting the time and the landing point of the ball. Finally, he stood up high, but with his back to the goal...

What is this little monster going to do? ! Seeing this posture, Buffon had a bad premonition. Could it be that, uh, ah! He was going to shoot a volley with an overhead kick! After a moment, he finally understood.

Chenlong stretched his body with all his strength in the air, his posture was perfect, like a scene frozen in the air. The moment his right foot volleyed the ball, the ball flew accurately to the upper left corner of the goal like a missile. Buffon stood motionless in front of the goal, his eyes a little blurry. It wasn't that he didn't even bother to save this time, he just didn't have time to save... .

If Cantona's goal is called abnormal, then Chenlong's goal is called extremely abnormal... .

Chen Long fell to the ground, but he didn't look like a king like Cantona. Instead, he chose a move that he had already designed, with his back to the goal, and stood for a long time...

that's all? Just like that... The picture captured by the camera at this time happened to be Chen Long with his back to the goal, and Cantona in the distance was lying on the ground, turning his head to watch all this in surprise...