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"Big Fat Luo is coming out of the mountain. Is anyone willing to challenge?" Yang Twenty shouted excitedly and directly called the alien Big Fat Luo. Big Luo was not angry either. Maybe he had already killed him at the mahjong table last night. Friendship for the New Year
"Um... This guy will definitely pick his own strengths. Just wait." Rooney has no intention of standing up. Even if he does, he will only lose. What else can he bring to the table? Human comparison? You have to have football skills but no skills, you have to have a shot that is not accurate, and you have to shoot continuously? He is probably no match for these people. With his looks, he can still rank third...
Sure enough, the alien said shamelessly: "Oh, my body has gained weight, so I won't be better than others, just better than dribbling."
Ronaldinho... .
Messi...
Rooney and Chenlong...
"I would like to give it a try, but unfortunately I have a pair of broken legs, oh oh, so I can only watch him show off his power." Messi said with a bitter face. He felt that he would never be better than Ronnie in terms of dribbling. slow.
Messi is short, and his dribbling speed and foot frequency are not comparable to ordinary people. Otherwise, he would not score so many goals in La Liga. Others can't keep up with his speed at all, and just by changing the direction of his rhythm, he can often kill many people.
Of course, except for Yang Ershi, a non-player, everyone present is not an ordinary person. If I have to choose a handicap, it is Rooney. Therefore, Rooney is like a spectator like Yang Ershi, a soy sauce man. , unable to join the competition at all.
"You are all perverts, I can't afford to play with you, wuwu." His self-esteem was hit. He was a tyrant at Manchester United and a tyrant in the Premier League. But right now, here, he was just a piece of cake, a little unloved child. Grass.
Ronaldinho touched his slightly fat belly and was eager to try, but finally stopped, "If your current weight is 180 pounds, I will definitely compete with you, hehe, but you are now more than 150 pounds. Well, I think I’d better not look for humiliation, uh.”
He recalled that during the preparations for the 2002 World Cup, he competed with aliens once, and sadly found that his dribbling speed was more than one second slower than the aliens. What is the concept of one second? That's almost ten meters away! Since then, he has never compared himself with an alien. Even after he gained a lot of weight later, he still did not dare to take another step forward.
"Haha, no one is coming, it seems I still need to take action." Chenlong said haha and stood up again.
"I mean, this little pervert actually dares to compete with Big Robbie?" Rooney was a little surprised when he saw Chen Long standing up.
"You didn't see his free kick just now. He is a pervert at all, so his dribbling is probably lightning fast. He has a wooden head, how can he be so stupid at seeing things? If I hadn't wanted to give you some friendly support just now, little one Ronaldo, I have long wanted to buy him to win." Messi looked down on Rooney with great contempt.
"Xiao Xixi, you... just now thought that the big one facing you was Longlong?" Ronaldinho heard Messi say this and looked at him in surprise.
"Yeah, haha, that's what I thought. But now that the two sides are tied, let's not pursue it, right? Come on, now it's time to buy the old and the young. Who do you like?" Messi quickly changed the subject and focused his attention. Come to Chenlong and the aliens.
"It's hard to buy. Everyone is familiar with Alien, but not Longlong. We haven't watched his game at all." Ronaldinho sighed, "However, his performance just now is enough to show that he should be able to compete with Alien." contend."
"Then who do you want to buy?" Rooney interrupted Ronaldinho.
"Let's hang out with Xiao Xixi, and we will buy whoever he says to buy?" Ronaldinho put the responsibility on Messi.
Messi looked at the two men with squinting eyes, a look of helplessness on his face.
"First of all, let me state that it is none of my business if you buy the wrong one? Don't blame it on me then. In fact, I am optimistic about Longlong, but I want to buy Ronny even more."
"So you decided to buy Ronaldo?" Rooney asked eagerly.
"No, I bought Longlong based on feeling, purely based on feeling... Don't believe me, I really just rely on feeling..."
Ronaldinho's face darkened, "Damn, after talking for a long time, I still have to rely on my feelings to do things. Because of my admiration for Ronaldinho, I chose to buy Ronaldinho to win. Humph, I don't believe this little pervert. Why? Can you bring Da Luo down from the altar?"
"Why not? You almost fell off just now." Rooney said bluntly, "I will write to Messi this time, haha, I will follow him and buy Chenlong Win."
While these people were chattering away, Yang Ershi had already set up ten plastic poles, lined up in an orderly manner.
"Last time, I remember there was an interview with Cristiano Ronaldo. The speed he measured seemed to be 6.25 seconds?" Messi suddenly thought of Cristiano Ronaldo. "I secretly played with it later, and it turned out that mine was 6.01 seconds... Hehe. ”
"Let me tell you, Ronnie's peak speed was 5.3 seconds... So don't show off your data." Ronaldinho threw out Ronaldo's data...
Messi suddenly jumped up and said, "Oh no! Is this a human being? It's just a monster! You're an alien. Oh, I feel sorry for myself..." His face was full of disappointment, but he suddenly thought of something else. One thing: "So your time is only about 6.0 seconds? Haha."
"Um... I'm a little slower than you, 6.15 seconds... so my chance was thrown away by him by 1 second..." Ronaldinho honestly admitted the gap and had to be convinced.
What about Rooney? After hearing the conversation between these two people, he subconsciously took two steps back, his face getting hot. I scolded the person next door, if 6.0 seconds is not counted as data, then if I had 7 seconds, wouldn’t I be jumping off the building? Ah, why, why, why, why do you want these perverts like me to stay together! It's really unfair. Why didn't you give me a pair of magic feet? Why did you make me suffer so much
"Longlong, show your fastest speed, right? I won't lose to you easily." The alien said to Chenlong seriously. Yes, he knew Chenlong's strength and had been paying attention to him since he was a child. In his eyes, he has never looked down upon Chen Long.
What's more, he also wants to measure how far he is from returning to his peak. After all, he is thirty-five years old, no longer in his early twenties, and has not appeared on the training ground for a long time.
"I'm going to warm up first, stretch my legs or something, otherwise I'll sprain it and it will be silly." The alien really started to move around on the training ground. It seems that this guy is really going to play hard. ~