Part-time Soccer

Chapter 353: Stop updating, let’s get something good~

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Every team has its own style…

1, stop the ball

The defender who stopped the ball 10 millimeters below his feet is a Brazilian player.

The defender who stopped the ball 10 centimeters below his feet is a Spanish player.

The defender who stopped the ball 10 decimeters under his feet is a German player.

The defender who stopped the ball 100 meters below his feet and shot it, forcing the opponent's goalkeeper to make a save, was a Chinese player.

2, pass the ball

Players who can make accurate long passes from 50 meters away and find their teammates on the field are British players.

The player who can make a delicate one-two within 5 meters is an Argentine player.

Players who can make short passes within 5 meters and play one-two with defenders and forwards 50 meters apart are Chinese players.

3.Shoot

The player who can score a goal from 30 meters away is a German player.

The player who can hit an empty goal 3 meters in front of the goal through exquisite coordination is a Portuguese player.

The player who can knock over the corner flag when taking a penalty kick is a Chinese player.

4, dribbling the ball

The player who can bring the ball from his own baseline to the opponent's half is a Dutch player.

The player who can bring the ball from his own bottom line to the opponent's bottom line is a Brazilian player.

It is the Chinese players who can steal the ball from their own players and bring it to their own goal.

The one who can carry the ball like Henry is the Great.

5. Style of play

The players who can applaud the referee are European players.

The players who can say dirty words to the referee are South American players.

The players who can spit at the referee and chase him are Chinese players.

6. Cycling

The player who can pedal 8 bicycles in a row and get a penalty kick is a Brazilian player.

The player who can ride three bicycles in a row and break into the penalty area to assist is a Portuguese player.

The player who can step on half a bicycle and break himself into fractures is a Chinese player.

7.Physical fitness

The player who can run for 90 minutes without changing his face is a Korean player.

Players who can run for 90 minutes without breathing are European players.

The players who can run for 90 minutes and sweat profusely are South American players.

The player who can walk for 90 minutes and collapse with cramps is a Chinese player.

8, speed

The player who can run faster than the ball is a Dutch player.

The player who can run as fast as the ball is a British player.

The player who can run as fast as the referee is a Maldivian player.

The players who can't even outrun the referee are Chinese players.

9. Attitude

It is African players who regard football as their life.