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[Yangyang anecdote] Theme: My day, I'm going to hell again.
Content; the landlord is still afraid, and only dares to post after a sleep. Yesterday, I went to the Jingui Pedestrian Street with my boyfriend to buy clothes. When we passed an intersection, I suddenly saw a big black face with a fat head and a fat brain. It looked like a Buddha statue, but Buddha statues are generally not gold. The landlord was asking his boyfriend if he saw it, when he saw the black face and laughed. The laugh made me feel cold all over, and all the cold hairs stood on end!
In fact, at first the owner thought it was some kind of projection, because it was night when encountering ghosts before, and people advised to go out less at night, but this time I saw strange things in broad daylight, woo woo woo, how can this be broken!
1L: I really miss the beginning, I haven't seen the owner for a long time...
2L: Landlord, I thought your novels were a hole, but suddenly there are stories
3L: It’s annoying, I also think it’s a hand-written post. If I really encounter this kind of thing, I still go online for help. I should have gone to God and worshipped Buddha earlier, okay
4L: ? Is the landlord delusional
5L: Why do I think it’s true this time? Isn’t the recent piece very evil, there are bloody people chasing and cutting at night
6L: But it's too exaggerated in the daytime, it's really an illusion, landlord, seek medical attention as soon as possible!
"Yes, that's it, turn it over." Xie Lingya sat on the kneeling stool, instructing a small amount to turn the good dragon aside, and then continued to smoke it with incense. With the other hand, Liu Lingtong, who was soaked in willow water, was supported.
Good dragon is still a little sluggish. He lost his strength after an outbreak before, and now he relies on Xie Lingya to use remedies to recuperate it. Not to mention Liu Lingtong, his head is bald.
The whole Baoyang Temple is a bit chaotic now, since the day before yesterday after the battle with Tan Qing, the door has not been opened until now.
Those who were seriously injured, such as Lian Tan, were sent to the hospital at that time. The minor injuries were cured in Hai Guanchao, and some of them recited hemostatic spells to each other. Injuries like Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan were serious, but they didn't make them unable to get up. They could just recuperate in the Taoist temple. After all, although the door is closed, there are no believers, but there are many monks and Daoist exchanges, and they have to greet one or two.
The news of the appearance of the son of Youdu had already spread, and many people rushed to Diyang, only to know that the dust had settled. But since they all came, they naturally wandered between the hospital and Baoyang Temple, condolences to the front-line soldiers, and inquired about the tense battle situation at that time.
The small body was also bitten a few times, and was bandaged in several places. Under the command of Xie Lingya, he took care of the good dragon and Liu Lingtong.
Xie Lingya looked at his serious appearance and said, "Okay, I'll put a pillar of incense on the patriarch and let him help him."
After sweating a little, he said awkwardly, "This... don't worry."
"How can you not be in a hurry, you know their efficiency? If we wait until we are about to die before finishing the process, don't we wait for decades, they can afford it, but we can't afford it." Xie Lingya said solemnly.
The "they" in Xie Lingya's mouth refers to the civil servants of the prefecture.
Everyone worked so hard and suffered heavy damage to get the Son of Youdu. Once Xie Lingya finished hiring a doctor, the first thing to do was to ask for credit: Not to mention, you have to make up for a small amount of lifespan, right
Xie Lingya's own merits would rather be transferred to Xiao Qiao, and he would also ask the underworld to extend his life, otherwise he would not worry about whether the life extension ceremonies he did would make up for Xiao Qiao's lost lifespan.
After Wang Yuji heard the story of that day, his mood was very complicated, and he wanted to say that he was not wrong.
Xie Lingya didn't rely on Lingzu, Sazu, or him, but he understood the great way and turned the son of Youdu into the air of heaven and earth. At the beginning, he died because of the son of Youdu, and his nephew also stepped into the Taoist door. Now the son of Youdu died in the hands of his nephew.
But Wang Yuji didn't sigh with emotion for a long time, and was forced to curse by Xie Lingya's appearance as if he was collecting debts: Do I not care about my disciple's lifespan
No, Wang Yuji has been running around in the underworld these days. You must know that this is not only Yinde, but the negligence of the underworld when the sons of Youdu escaped. They did things for the ghosts and gods.
It's just that there is no news yet, and Xie Lingya can't invite his uncle, so he has to offer incense to the patriarch and let him remind him on his behalf.
"Master Ancestor, if you have something to do, just go for a walk down below and help the disciples." Xie Lingya held up the incense and made a sincere wish, "After all, we also give you a face, it's better to put some pressure..."
After Xie Lingya made a wish, he put in the incense in a refreshing way.
A small amount of questions asked: "Hey, by the way, Teacher Xie, where did Uncle Xie go? Doctor Hai seemed to be looking for him just now, saying that he and himself asked for ointment."
"...Oh, I'll be back later." Xie Lingya avoided answering.
Xiaoqian didn't think too much about it, and continued to make up for the good dragon and Liu Lingtong.
On the other hand, Zhang Daoting came in and shouted again with a strange expression, "Mr. Xie, that... Daochang Shi's parents are here."
Xie Lingya froze for a moment, hurriedly touched his face, and walked out while saying, "Okay, very handsome."
Zhang Daoting: "..."
…
"Uncle, aunt." With a shy smile, Xie Lingya welcomed Father Shi and Mother Shi into Baoyang Temple.
Although everyone met for the first time, since Shi Changxuan just told their parents about their relationship, the atmosphere was still a bit awkward. But as Shi Changxuan had expected before, Father Shi and Mother Shi were more accepting than Father Xie because of their cultivating relationship and understanding of Shi Changxuan's temperament.
They had a good opinion of Xie Lingya before, but they didn't expect to become a family now, but they just felt that they didn't know how to communicate with their son's male counterpart.
"Okay... Hehe, don't move if you're injured." Seeing that Xie Lingya's hands were wrapped like zongzi, Mother Shi hurriedly stopped him.
Xie Lingya was stunned for a while, and then said, "It's okay, my left hand is not seriously injured." The most serious burns are mainly on the right hand, and no matter the severity, it is not actually wrapped into a zongzi. Hai Guanchao said to sell it in front of the parents awful.
When Mother Shi and Father Shi heard this, they were both disabled and strong, and even if one hand was lightly injured, they couldn't handle the child. See no one?"
The two of them were going to come to Diyang that day, but before they came, they first heard Shi Changxuan talk about him and Xie Lingya, and thought about it at home for two days before they came.
"Uh... This, it should be soon, come back soon." Xie Lingya said vaguely, when he heard Song Jing's voice, he knew they were back, and quickly took the opportunity to say, "This is coming."
As soon as he opened the door, he happened to meet Father Xie's eyes.
Father Xie stared at him hard.
Xie Lingya: "... Hey, Dad, Aunt Song, this is Uncle Shi and Aunt Shi."
Only then did Father Xie slowly look away, and together with Song Jing, greeted Father Shi and Mother Shi bluntly.
Shi's mother looked worried between her brows. Why did Xie Lingya's father not seem very satisfied, was he against the child? He was thinking when Shi Changxuan finished changing the medicine and came in slowly while leaning against the wall.
Father Xie gave him a hand, his expression softened a little, and said to Xie Lingya, "Stinky boy, have you poured some tea?"
"No, the child's hand is injured, we will do it ourselves." Mother Shi said quickly.
Although Father Xie was not someone who held Yangguan, but as Xie Lingya's father, he was also half the owner, and took the initiative to take on the task of pouring tea. Song Jing also went to get some fruit.
Taking this opportunity, Mother Shi asked Shi Changxuan in a low voice, "Xiao Xie's father... What is his attitude?"
Why can't she understand it, and she seems to be angry, but she's okay with Shi Changxuan.
Shi Changxuan didn't know what to answer for a while, he just said in a low voice, "...It's okay."
Xie Lingya smiled calmly beside him, as if nothing had happened.
Why did Father Xie have such a contradictory response
It wasn't that Xie Lingya gave Xie's father a big pot in front of the police. Although it was impossible for people to pursue family disputes, but later, together with the community staff, he gave Xie's father some ideological education work, and it lasted for two days. , I was afraid that Father Xie didn't listen.
Although Huaxia neither supports nor opposes this aspect, the residents in their jurisdiction beat people up because their children... come out of the closet, and of course they want to discourage them. If you have something to say, you can't be so violent, it looks like you are about to die.
Father Xie couldn't get rid of the pot again, and endured the pain in his buttocks and fidgeted after listening to the long-winded persuasion, making sure that he would not be beaten again to leave. On the way back, his tailbone was still aching. The more he thought about it, the more sad he became. When he saw Xie Lingya, this sadness immediately turned into a full of grief and anger.
Taking advantage of the opportunity to pass by, Father Xie glared at Xie Lingya again, if Xie Lingya was also injured now...
Xie Lingya pretended not to see it, stood in front of Sisi and teased her with his two wrapped hands.
After tea was served, Father Xie, Father Shi, and Mother Shi sat opposite each other, chatted a few words about the weather, and understood each other. Father Xie was the first to mention it, because he really didn’t understand, “What do you two say about the two children? It doesn't matter, you have no opinion at all?"
He also thought that the Taoist priest would be more old-fashioned, especially because Father Shi looked dignified and dignified, with a long beard, like an antique from some mountain.
Father Shi seemed to have been waiting for him to ask for a long time. He straightened his waist and said solemnly, "This is going to start with Dao."
Father Xie: "??"
Mother Shi also nodded, "Yes, Taoism pays attention to the harmony of yin and yang. What is yin and what is yang? In fact, the concept of yin and yang is very broad. Look, stretch out your hand, the back of your hand is yin, and the palm of your hand is yang. Male and female , Female is yin, male is yang. But, this is relative, there is no yin, where can yang come? Solitary yin and solitary yang are not long!"
Father Shi also naturally followed up: "Looking at it from another point of view, it is actually equivalent to the yin of homosexual love and the yang of heterosexual love, which is also yin and yang. Besides, this is invisible, the purpose of cultivating the mind, It is to swim outside things, not to be burdened by the world..."
The two of them chatted with Father Xie for another hour. He was stunned. He could barely understand at first, but he really couldn't understand it later. He winked at Xie Lingya again and again.
Xie Lingya didn't know if it was fake or real, with a fascinated expression on his face, as if he had heard the wonderful Taoist method, and nodded earnestly while listening, without seeing Father Xie's hint at all.
Still Song Jing couldn't stand it any longer, and said dryly, "Lao Xie still needs to take medicine. Let's talk after dinner in the evening."
"Yes, I still have to take medicine." Father Xie quickly stood up.
Before he could finish his thoughts, Father Shi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Let's talk about it later, I feel like a tiger father has no dog. My brother, your comprehension in this regard is not inferior, Xiao Xie, let's continue to talk later."
Father Xie was dazed by the banter, and he still didn't understand the question he wanted to ask until he walked out of the room, because the answer to this question seemed to involve the truth of Taoism
…
With Shi's father and Shi's mother "fettered", Xie Lingya was no longer troubled by Xie's father. On the second day, Chairman Dai of the Provincial Road Association also came to hold Yangguan in person, and brought a person who Xie Lingya did not know. people.
After Xie Lingya greeted him politely, he waited for President Dai to introduce him.
Chairman Dai smiled slightly, "This is Director Liu of your Tuyang Municipal Government."
Xie Lingya was stunned for a moment. President Dai didn't say which part of Director Liu was, but his heart was pounding, as if he had a premonition.
The next second, Director Liu took out a document from his briefcase and said, "This is the agreement we drafted. Mr. Xie can take a look. If you have any comments, let's discuss it."
Xie Lingya opened the cover, and the first line of the first page of this document was written: Agreement on the expansion of Baoyangguan Project.
There are also some particularly conspicuous keywords, such as the construction of several phases within five years, the investment of tens of millions, and the completion of all the expansion projects, and there are still long-term rights and obligations of both parties.
The person in charge of the temple shall be selected by Party B, and Party A shall perform the post-employment formalities for it. The temple management rights are inherited by Party B and supervised by Party A, etc...
All in all, Xie Lingya sat in the Taoist temple and waited for the government's support!
He also inquired about this matter and ran over it before, but later found out that it was not a day's work. In addition, he had to review the notes to deal with the son of Youdu, so he did not put it in the first place. Now he has come to the door by himself, why is he not overjoyed? .
Xie Lingya rejoiced for a long time before he regained his senses, "Hey, but, isn't that... not very demanding?"
Director Liu smiled slightly, "Actually, we have been paying attention to Baoyang Temple for a long time, and we have also collected data among tourists and even Chinese believers. The influence of Baoyang Temple has greatly increased in the past two years, and it has great potential for development. And... He paused, his expression suddenly became serious, and said, "Although we can't see some things, we know them, and we will remember them in our hearts."
Xie Lingya understood this small hint, and his mood was slightly agitated. Although it was inconvenient to make what they did public, and the original intention was not to ask for a reward, this was undoubtedly a great affirmation.
Xie Lingya carefully read the agreement and confirmed the terms before formally signing the agreement with the government as the person in charge.
"Uncle, I'll burn a copy for you, so you can keep your beauty." Xie Lingya burned a copy of the contract to Wang Yuji. He had inconvenience in his fingers. Shi Changxuan also injured one arm. Fire was lit.
The two sat on the ground and saw the smoke slowly rise from the fire, transforming into the appearance of Wang Yuji.
He nodded with satisfaction and said, "The ancestors of the past dynasties know, and they can be relieved."
"Uncle, you are here." Xie Lingya's eyes lit up.
"Okay, I know what you're going to say." Wang Yuji said, "I've already said hello at the Yin Division, and Wu Liang's lifespan can just make up for the last time."
Xie Lingya clenched his fists... Of course, he couldn't tell from the outside, but the two dumplings were gathered together.
Wang Yuji said with a smile: "And there is the ear repayment god of the two of you."
The two of them reported the gods in two ears, and they were all refreshed, "Huh?"
Wang Yuji said: "These two ear-rewarding gods follow you around, doing good deeds and accumulating virtue. If there is no accident, after three years, the Shang Lu god will be able to complete his merits and deeds, and he will be reincarnated into a human womb. Liu Lingtong's anger leaked, but it was a delay. One point, it will be a year later, and it is also a human fetus. They are all registered, and you must continue to worship them carefully in the next few years, and don’t travel on business.”
Although there is a suspicion of boasting and boasting, Wang Yuji still wants to say that these two gods of ear-rewarding good luck follow his nephew and disciples, and the ear-repaying gods report trivial things to people every day, and do some tricks. , in the end. And even if you are reincarnated, you may not have enough merit to be reincarnated.
Xie Lingya was so excited that she almost shouted out, holding Liu Lingtong and kissing, "Little cute, did you hear that?"
Liu Lingtong was dizzy and cried aloud. Compared with the innate wood spirit like Shang Lushen, who has never tasted the taste of being a human being, the soul in its body is a human being, and the vague memory tells it how good it is to be a human being.
Shang Lu Shen also burst into tears. Although there are still three years left, he has already begun to reluctant to bear Xie Lingya, "Xie Lingya, you are coming to me..."
Xie Lingya asked, "Uncle, can I know which one they will go to?"
"How can you reveal what's on the Yin Si Book?" Wang Yuji said immediately, but seeing his nephew's pleading appearance, he coughed again and said, "The most I can tell you is that their future mother has a heart in the palm of her hand. A small mole."
Xie Lingya was overjoyed, "Thank you, uncle!"
Shi Changxuan pulled Xie Lingya and gave him a look. He immediately reacted and turned his head sharply: "Damn, their future mother, will these two be in the same family in the future?"
Wang Yuji turned into a puff of white smoke as he whistled without intending to answer.
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After sending Wang Yuji away, Xie Lingya went out with Shi Changxuan happily, but saw Ning Wanlai leading a girl standing in the courtyard.
As soon as Ning Wanlai saw Xie Lingya, he greeted him and said, "Mr. Xie, I'm here to visit you, are you okay?"
"Thank you, I'm much better." Xie Lingya said carelessly, "Cheng Xin didn't come? Is this your girlfriend?"
Ning Wanlai quickly shook her head, "Where, this is my sister, I saw some dirty things recently and wanted to come to burn incense. But isn't Guanli closed for rest? I'll take her through the back door."
He felt a little speechless when he thought about it. He himself was impermanent, but because the affairs of the Yin Si couldn't be leaked at will, only his parents knew about it at home. He had only known that his cousin had seen ghosts a few times when his cousin came to him recently. And seeing his eyes flickering, he suspects that his cousin knows that there is something strange about him. The two of them were tacit, so he brought his cousin to Baoyang Temple.
"Oh, sister." Xie Lingya smiled kindly at the girl, "I'll get you a few talismans, and you'll have another incense, and come back to me if you have anything else to do."
The girl politely said thank you.
Xie Lingya's two wrapped hands took out for a long time, and took out a few folded talismans to Ning Wanlai's cousin.
The girl saw him as inconvenient, and out of respect, she hurriedly picked him up with both hands.
Xie Lingya saw at a glance that the girl had a small heart-shaped mole on the palm of her hand. Heart-shaped mole on palm
The girl didn't notice his strangeness, she put away the amulet carefully, and asked how much she wanted to give.
"No, no, your brother is quite familiar with us, so I'll send you off." Xie Lingya was still a little stunned, staring at the girl and said.
The girl was a little embarrassed. Seeing that Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan both had wooden dolls on their shoulders, she had an idea and pulled out two small clothes from the bag and said, "This is my handiwork, I'll give it to you."
Ning Wanlai looked at it with a smile and said, "My sister usually sells all these things she makes in the store. She has a regular cooperation with the store in the university town. You can see how exquisite it is."
"..." Xie Lingya took the two small clothes and sighed in her heart, it was all fate.
The girl walked into the Lingguan Hall under the guidance of Zhang Daoting.
Xie Lingya turned to Shi Changxuan and said, "I just saw a heart-shaped mole on her palm."
He heard Liu Lingtong's "Yeah" sound, obviously it hadn't noticed this before.
Shi Changxuan was also a little surprised, and looked at the girl's back.
Xie Lingya squeezed the clothes in his hand with his thumb, and couldn't help laughing again: "I think my little baby and cute will live happily ever after."
Shi Changxuan also showed a moving expression.
I hope they will have a happy life after they reincarnate.
Xie Lingya murmured: "Just like this, who will sing "Little Leaping Frog" for me in the future..."
Shi Changxuan: "..."
Shang Lu Shen burst into tears: "I'm not reincarnated! I'll sing for you, I'll sing for you!!"
Shi Changxuan couldn't bear it any longer, he took Shang Lu Shen off and stuffed it in his pocket, and in Xie Lingya's shocked eyes, he brought it closer to his ear, and sang in his cold voice: "It's a little jumping frog, it crossed the blue Atlantic Ocean and jumped to The far east, jump beside us, spring, summer, autumn and winter, we are the best partners, kissing it will make a difference..."
He lowered his head and kissed Xie Lingya gently.
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The author has something to say: This is the end of the main text, and I will start updating the story tomorrow. Thank you for your support all the way. It was the first time I wrote a supernatural text, and I was really scared at first when I wrote it. Afterwards, I convinced myself that there can also be magical texts written and read for cowards like me in the world _(:з"∠)_
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